FKK Artemis - Berlin

[QUOTE=Sucker17;1299742]Could we share the same car, so we don't have to pay double to those two shady but scrupulous guys who do the valet parking?[/QUOTE]A very good idea!

Ahaha.

Kimino

[QUOTE=Roger Yahoo; 1299720]ARTEMIS, closed to the Westkreuz S-Bahn, very easy to go with metro!

Was a bit disappointed, for me I felt not so comfortable like in other fkk (e. G. Samya)

Girls are too professional and not enough GFE[/QUOTE]What's up with all this negativity towards Artemis and girls being too pro? I mean, I don't say you're wrong, but I certainly doubt that one of my favourite FKKs has changed so dramatically in one month! I've never been to Samya, but my impression of A is that: Yes, you find girls that are, and act professional, like you'll do in most other FKKs, but if you choose wisely you'll find girls that do give you the GFE-feeling. Although I have to admit that since my first visit to A in November 2011, I feel that the service has gone towards a more PSE / Silicon Valley route. You might have been unlucky with your choice of girls, but from my 4 days visit during last week of May, I was only disappointed once.

[QUOTE=Roger Yahoo;1299720]Caligula Club (bottom of Kuerfuerstendamm). Poor girls, the customers are disgusting, that's not normal that such places exist![/QUOTE]You are probably correct about Caligula, but are only the other customers disgusting?

[QUOTE=Sucker17;1299788]What's up with all this negativity towards Artemis and girls being too pro? I mean, I don't say you're wrong, but I certainly doubt that one of my favourite FKKs has changed so dramatically in one month![/QUOTE]While quite busy trying to get this new valet parking service going, in the middle of the huge construction project for the new wing, I did manage a brief pit stop inside, as was reported, while trying help to keep Dass Dude's sperm levels down to below his eyes. IMHO, the lineup is pretty weak at the moment.

To be fair to Artemis, in case you have not noticed, it is summertime. Not all, but a lot of the better girls are gone simply now, on holidays, and are likely to remain so til early-mid Aug. Not to say you won't have a good time, and this is as always a taste and attitude thing. But for you true cuntaseurs, the InterCity Expresses have left the Love Bahnhoff, and what remains are mostly just the local and regional trains. Arts is not what it should be, and usually is. There has indeed been a big change in the past several weeks.

[QUOTE=Sucker17;1299788]What's up with all this negativity towards Artemis and girls being too pro? I mean, I don't say you're wrong, but I certainly doubt that one of my favourite FKKs has changed so dramatically in one month![/QUOTE]There's negativity towards different FKKs. I've been visiting a couple of times Palace recently, had a GREAT time and kept reading horrible reports about people being almost ripped off or sharked by girls often giving a terrible service.

If I didn't know the places and was to trust the reports blindly I would never visit them.

I have no reasons for not believing the honesty behind those reports but I don't trust the judjements in them. It's not just a matter of tastes, it's a matter of how people are, how they relate to others and to girls, their background, the environment in which they grew etc. Etc. We are all different and we appreciate different things.

The only info I find usefull are descriptions of the places (to have an idea) , logistics, maybe prices and general info. All the rest is too personal.

If I know personally the people writing the report, it's a different matter.

My2cents.

Ciao.

Kimino

[QUOTE=Kimino; 1299949]There's negativity towards different FKKs. I've been visiting a couple of times Palace recently, had a GREAT time and kept reading horrible reports about people being almost ripped off or sharked by girls often giving a terrible service.

If I didn't know the places and was to trust the reports blindly I would never visit them.

I have no reasons for not believing the honesty behind those reports but I don't trust the judjements in them. It's not just a matter of tastes, it's a matter of how people are, how they relate to others and to girls, their background, the environment in which they grew etc. Etc. We are all different and we appreciate different things.

The only info I find usefull are descriptions of the places (to have an idea) , logistics, maybe prices and general info. All the rest is too personal.

If I know personally the people writing the report, it's a different matter.

My2cents.

Ciao.

Kimino[/QUOTE]Well spoken Kimino. I know well that Artemis can be a bit "sharky" yet there are always girls there who are interested in having a good time with a sympathetic gentleman. One just sometimes needs to adjust one's expectations. My only observation is that Artemis would be improved if there was at the least one more medium to large FKK in town to provide much needed competition.

AM

[QUOTE=Angus Magee; 1299990] My only observation is that Artemis would be improved if there was at the least one more medium to large FKK in town to provide much needed competition.

AM[/QUOTE]But cripey, with the same valet parking service.

I mean, here you are, we haven't even started, and you are shooting the whole operation in the foot. And you are supposed to be the brains?
We're already losing money with Sucker17's very helpful (not) revealing of how to beat our pricing structure. Money we don't even have.
You are going to push us into pimping, and what lass in her right mind would be willing?

[QUOTE=Kimino; 1299949]There's negativity towards different FKKs. I've been visiting a couple of times Palace recently, had a GREAT time and kept reading horrible reports about people being almost ripped off or sharked by girls often giving a terrible service.

If I didn't know the places and was to trust the reports blindly I would never visit them[/QUOTE]Good point! In fact some reviews from clubs or even particular girls can be completely different from your own experience. It's probably a very good thing that we don't have the same taste, but when reading reviews on girls or clubs, it gives you only a subjective POV which can differ from your own. I do have had some good times in Palace myself, but I always want to hit myself for spending too much money. When I exited World once after sessions with approx same no. Of girls as in Palace, I was surprised to see that I'd spent much less than what I initially thought. The chicks seemed more than happy with 50 E sessions. That's why I prefer Oase and World. Your background is also an important clue to the clubs you would prefer. We always get attracted to the exotic girls you don't see back home, don't you? Being used to blonde girls with blue / green eyes, I tend to stick to the Romanian / Bulgarian hotties, while I rarely pick German girls (because they look more the same as the girls back home).

Now if a newbie reads this forum, he'll be convinced there's actually a valet parking outside A, driven by two shady characters. ROFL!

[QUOTE=Sucker17;1300078]We always get attracted to the exotic girls you don't see back home, don't you? Being used to blonde girls with blue / green eyes, I tend to stick to the Romanian / Bulgarian hotties, while I rarely pick German girls[/QUOTE]Never though about that.

In northern Italy we do have a lot of nice girls but probably non very easily classified in some standard, probably because they just look "normal" to me so I can't actually see the common traits (if that's the word). The blonde barbie model common to some german / Polish girl definitely attracts me some times. Like Joy at Palace or Violetta at Artemis, just to make an example. I do like a lot the contrast between dark hair and blue or gray eyes that is so common in Romanian / bulgarian girls. Usually they are also better in using make up, or simply use it in a way I like more. Some girls from Turkey, usually with black hair and dark eyes are absolutely fantastic IMO.

All this is obviously an extreme generalization, but just to give you the idea.

Some times I'm attracted by the super young kinky look of girls like Ivy at Artemis, other times I'm more into the milfy kind. Asian and black girls (or even close to black) simply don't attract me sexually. I'm not into big boobs.

But what really makes the difference, is a smile. You can be the cutest of the girls but if you go around looking like a serial killer (as many girls do) you just blow it. Maybe not the best of expressions but you know what I mean.

That's my profile. Ahahaha.

Kimino

[QUOTE=Roger Yahoo; 1299720]Hi,

Just back from 4 sunny days in Berlin.

ARTEMIS, closed to the Westkreuz S-Bahn, very easy to go with metro!

Was a bit disappointed, for me I felt not so comfortable like in other fkk (e. G. Samya)

Girls are too professional and not enough GFE (I've tried 9 girls in 2 days) ; I've founded two exceptions but I can't remember their name. (not so important because it's just a question of feeling, what for me good is maybe for you is shit!). Very sexy girls!

Be careful: a lot of professional Romanians doing sex like machine without feeling. They say there are German or from an other country (Spain) , their German is quite good, difficult for you to make any differences!

Caligula Club (bottom of Kuerfuerstendamm). Horrible place: you pay 100 Euros and everything is included: drinks and sex with the girls available, the all night! Poor girls, the customers are disgusting, that's not normal that such places exist! I asked myself if it's legal?

Enjoy.

Rogers[/QUOTE]Is this the FFK artemis your talking about? [url]http://germany.adultsearch.com/berlin/fkk-club/fkk-artemis/83[/url]

By coincidence, the Artemis foam party is the 18th July. Have anyone been there before, see that you get two "energy drinks" but that in itself does not seem so exciting even if it is appreciated. Do you dance on the roof with the girls, maybe even have a session in the middle of the foam?

Those of you who have been there before, please give some thoughts about the spectacle. If it sounds funny, I may switch off the planned visit to: Erlebniswohnung Gang Bang Club.

[QUOTE=Kid Icarus; 1300185]By coincidence, the Artemis foam party is the 18th July. Have anyone been there before, see that you get two "energy drinks" but that in itself does not seem so exciting even if it is appreciated. Do you dance on the roof with the girls, maybe even have a session in the middle of the foam?

Those of you who have been there before, please give some thoughts about the spectacle. If it sounds funny, I may switch off the planned visit to: Erlebniswohnung Gang Bang Club.[/QUOTE]My short review from last year.

[url]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?2588-FKK-Artemis-Berlin&p=1187961&viewfull=1#post1187961[/url]

I remember it as a good time even though it does appear I left ungepoppt.

AM

atKimino.

Joy from Palace works in Artemis this time.

Last week she was there.

If ever the old football cliche could be applied in a sexual sphere then my latest trip to Berlin would certainly qualify.

Having suffered the indignation of a German defeat stood, beer and bratwurst in hand, for a soul and body-numbing 6 hours on the fanmeile the previous day I was in desperate need of a little consolatory pampering. So after an afternoon visit to Kashima (more of which in the Berlin thread,) I made my way to Westkreuz and engaged in the ritualistic walk of shame to Artemis. (Is it my own paranoia or does everyone, from the people standing in the station car park to the occupants of every car that passes you by en-route, seem to know EXACTLY where you're headed?)

Upon entering the club I inhaled deeply on it's distinct and unique perfume and paid the Mamasan (mentally noting to ask her sometime if she'd ever sued her charm school!) I then showered, changed and made my way downstairs to the bar for a quick glass of juice expectantly hoping to get a glimpse of the celestial bodies of either Nina or Fatima. It had been a year since I had last enjoyed their exquisite services, a year during which I had tortured myself by slavishly carrying their images as part of my mental baggage. Those beautifully innocent yet all-knowing faces, those tanned, pert and perfectly rounded arses, those delectable breasts.

Anyhow, as I was grudgingly given a drink by another dropout from the berlin school of charm and deportment, I was attacked, and there is no better way to describe it, by two German girls who were trying to sell a threesome. I just sat there agog as they reeled off what they were going to do to me, and indeed each other. This preordained spiel went on in breathless, heavily panting German for at least a couple of minutes during which I just couldn't get a word in edgeways! Eventually they paused for breath long enough for me to tell them that I had just arrived and that I wanted to get acclimatised before making any decisions. This just seemed to spur them on to greater heights of verbal aggravation, it seemed that these girls weren't taking no for an answer! I resorted to politely (I know no other way,) repeating my previous answer and they eventually sauntered off indignantly. Well as indignantly as one can in 6 inch heels!

My drink finished and my defences up I decided to pop into the Kino to see if there was any action but as I turned I noticed a familiar pair of buttocks being kneeded on the massage table by the pool. It was Fatima! (I recognised the feint, sun-bleached blond downy hair at the top of her ass crack!) Anyway it turned out that she had finished her shift and was getting a massage before going home. Disaster!

Slightly deflated I made my way up the winding staircase and stood guard at the top. I have figured, along with a lot of other punters I'm sure, that as the best girls are always in demand, they are more likely to be encountered coming down the stairs from the rooms. After 15 minutes, most of which were spent fending off shark attacks, I heard a familiar voice.

"Hello you."

I turned around and was met with the vision that is Nina! After a brief chat during which she remembered my name, the room we had previously sessioned in and my favourite sexual foibles she asked whether I would like to spend some more time with her. WOULD I EVER!

The sight of her peachy arse as we mounted the stairs hand in hand will stay in my mind always, as will the smouldering look she gave me with those stunning brown eyes as she gazed up at me during fellatio.

After a session which left me floating on air we went our separate ways and I headed towards the restaurant. After an adequate meal (Egon Ronay it wasn't though,) I checked out the main bar. By this time however it was seriously heaving in there and the combination of heat, smoke and pumping music was just a bit too much for my sensitive disposition and I decided to seek out the relative sanctuary of the wellness area, not before noticeing a gang of Chinese guys walking around laughing and grabbing the tits and arses of any girl within reach as if it was some kind of sport. They were not amused!

To cut a long story short I spent the next few hours fending off sharks whilst the place became increasingly more crowded and the atmosphere more uncomfortable. This wasn't the Artemis that I knew and I decided to cut my losses and ship out. Whilst planning my trip to Berlin I had intended to come to Artemis twice, but the way I was feeling now that was in doubt.

[QUOTE=Kimino;1300108]I do like a lot the contrast between dark hair and blue or gray eyes...I'm not into big boobs. That's my profile. Ahahaha.Kimino[/QUOTE]K-Cripey, this could be me. From now on, you walk in front.

[QUOTE=Suppenhuhn; 1300192]@Kimino.
Joy from Palace works in Artemis this time.
Last week she was there.[/QUOTE]
I wounder if the service is the same..