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[QUOTE=Coyote79]
You think any of these ladies are worth $1000?
[url]http://www.rates.elitefortlauderdaleescorts.com/[/url]
I doubt it.[/QUOTE]
Clearly no...when compared to what you get in Mexico or anywhere else in the world. Nevertheless, the prettiest and most enjoyable women I have hired did cost a bit more than the $300 peso throw down in a Juarez massage parlor phone booth.
Truth is though...they are all great. *s*
[QUOTE=Xfactors]Yes, I was there about 2 weeks ago, about 4pm, and they had a girl there I think you would like. She said her name, but I'm sorry, I don't recall what it was. I would suggest you go check out El Encanto. If I wasn't involved with someone else right now, I would be banging that babe at El Encanto.[/QUOTE]
Shit I gotta get to El Encanto or Sirenas one of these days. I went to visit my regular at the usual place, but she wasn't there and instead went with someone new, only been there a week. Sucker that I am - this chick was a real sack of potatoes - total cold fish with all the enthusiasm of a lamp post. I won't give her name because I don't want it to come back and get me. Suffice it to say, yes, at the $30 places, you usually get what you pay for. Only sometimes do you find a diamond.
[QUOTE=Coyote79]I was surprised you got so much feedback, so let me try to find my type.
Fellow mongers, any suggestions about finding young, petite chicas?
I'd like a girl who's under 24 years, under 125 lbs, and under 5'4" tall.
I'm willing to pay extra--I go to J-town to live out my fantasies, not count pennies. It may not be the smartest attitude, but it's mine :-)[/QUOTE]There's a 5'0, 92 pounder at Jokers on Lopez Mateos. She is very petite, lean but has some curves. Great doggy style. I love her. In the VIP room its 1000 pesos for the house, 1000 for her. Will negotiate outside if she likes you.
[QUOTE=Bobbybjack]There's a 5'0, 92 pounder at Jokers on Lopez Mateos. She is very petite, lean but has some curves. Great doggy style. I love her. In the VIP room its 1000 pesos for the house, 1000 for her. Will negotiate outside if she likes you.[/QUOTE]
sweet dude thanks!!
So Jokers charges 2000 pesos an hour?
Hit J-town yesterday afternoon.
The soldiers on the free bridge searched my backpack and then gave me a Mexican flag.
The exchange on the free bridge insisted on giving me three 500 peso notes. They did the same thing last time I was there. I’m never using them again.
Siluetas had about five chicas working. All were about 6-7. I was looking for a petite chica so I took off.
Felinas had four chicas working. They were also about a 6-7. I chose one, Crystal. She was maybe 30 yo, 5’3”, about 135 lbs, pretty morena with nice dark hair. After I paid Crystal arrived in our room naked. I started feeling her up while I was looking at us in a mirror. I noticed Crystal had a pot belly, and my unit started draining all its blood back into my body. I felt like I was in a Mexican X-rated comedy like “J*A*C*K*A*S*S Goes to Juarez”.
I excused myself and left. Crystal and I were together for about five minutes.
So I headed to Luxxor. I didn’t realize how close Luxxor was to Felinas, and walked about a mile too far down 16 Septembre Avenue. I finally made it there, and asked for Constellation’s Joselyn. The Chicano man in charge explained to me that even though she was scheduled to be working, she had not arrived. He recommended I come back in an hour.
So I hung-out at the bar next door. I always assumed the men inside played pool, but I realized was wrong when I noticed the “pool” tables didn’t have any pockets and they only used three balls, one white, one red, and one orange. I tried to pass the time by trying to figure out what the fuck the object of the game was, but I never did.
So an hour passed I went back to Luxxor. Joselyn still had not arrived. The manager recommended I chose another girl. They had about seven girls working, all were about 6-8. I chose Arely.
Arely was 24 yo, 5’8”, light-skinned, about 130 lbs, nice long black hair, pretty. She was almost a GFE, but not quite. She rushed me a little, but she did seem very aroused. (it’s an odd combo when you think about it).
Afterwards I watched “Harry Potter” with the girls in the TV room while I waited for a taxi.
The pedestrian line at the free bride was horrendous! 45 minute wait. You do not want to arrive at the pedestrian line after the buses.
[QUOTE=Coyote79]The pedestrian line at the free bride was horrendous! 45 minute wait. You do not want to arrive at the pedestrian line after the buses.[/QUOTE]
Uhmm, I've never tried to cross the free bridge. I always walk back over on the Santa Fe bridge. On the Santa Fe bridge, there are 2 pedestrian lines. The looooooong slow line on the right is for Mexican nationals, I guess. I always walk to the left of this line, and get in the very short line for U.S. citizens.
"When in Rome, do as the Romans do." That's why I always pay for everything in Juarez with pesos. But I never buy pesos in Juarez, because often times they will try to rip Americans off, or, as Coyote 79 found out, they want to only give you 500 peso notes. (Oh, the policia love those 500 peso notes as well)
The solution is to go to Valuta, or Melek, in El Paso, and buy pesos there. The cashiers are more courteous and helpful in Valuta, so I try to buy there. And they will give you pesos in the denominations that YOU want.
I then hide my 200 and 100 peso bills in the wallet where credit cards, pictures, etc. go, in case the policia want to do their thing. All of this has worked perfectly for me for years.
[QUOTE=Xfactors]Uhmm, I've never tried to cross the free bridge. I always walk back over on the Santa Fe bridge. On the Santa Fe bridge, there are 2 pedestrian lines. The looooooong slow line on the right is for Mexican nationals, I guess. I always walk to the left of this line, and get in the very short line for U.S. citizens.[/QUOTE]
yeah I found about that left line on Sante Fe about six months ago--I was standing in line and this lady behind me kept tapping my arm telling me to move to the left--she was starting to [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140][CodeWord140][/url] me off so I finally did what she said to get away from her!!
Usually the pedestrian line on the free bridge is hella short, but not if you arrive behind one of the Mexican buses.
[QUOTE=My Freedom]"When in Rome, do as the Romans do." That's why I always pay for everything in Juarez with pesos. But I never buy pesos in Juarez, because often times they will try to rip Americans off, or, as Coyote 79 found out, they want to only give you 500 peso notes. (Oh, the policia love those 500 peso notes as well)
The solution is to go to Valuta, or Melek, in El Paso, and buy pesos there. The cashiers are more courteous and helpful in Valuta, so I try to buy there. And they will give you pesos in the denominations that YOU want.
I then hide my 200 and 100 peso bills in the wallet where credit cards, pictures, etc. go, in case the policia want to do their thing. All of this has worked perfectly for me for years.[/QUOTE]
Okay, to find out where Valuta, or Melek is located, you can just go to that McDonald's on the north-west corner of Paisano, and Mesa. To get to Valuta, just walk across Mesa St, and walk north just a little bit. To get to Melek, just walk south on Mesa St, and walk across Paisano St. You'll see Melek.
Valuta:
[url]http://maps.google.com/maps/place?hl=en&rlz=1G1ACEW_ENUS354&um=1&ie=UTF-8&q=valuta+el+paso&fb=1&gl=us&hq=valuta&hnear=El+Paso,+TX&cid=10963393673621497429[/url]
Melek:
[url]http://maps.google.com/maps/place?hl=en&rlz=1G1ACEW_ENUS354&um=1&ie=UTF-8&q=melek+el+paso&fb=1&gl=us&hq=melek&hnear=El+Paso,+TX&cid=10053943146597928991&ei=D-LpTM7hBomesQPCvrWxCw&sa=X&oi=local_result&ct=placepage-link&resnum=2&ved=0CB4Q4gkwAQ[/url]
McDonald's, Valuta, Melek,:
[url]http://wikimapia.org/#lat=31.7558496&lon=-106.4862084&z=17&l=0&m=h[/url]
[QUOTE=Xfactors]Uhmm, I've never tried to cross the free bridge. I always walk back over on the Santa Fe bridge. On the Santa Fe bridge, there are 2 pedestrian lines. The looooooong slow line on the right is for Mexican nationals, I guess. I always walk to the left of this line, and get in the very short line for U.S. citizens.[/QUOTE]
The long slow line on the right is for permisos, permits for border crossers to go further into the US. It's been a while since I visited Juarez, but even I know that. There is no line especially for American citizens, nope. Just watch some of the documents shown by those in the left line, you will see all kinds, and a lot of people pass w/o a passport, drivers license and SS card (especially for Americans of hispanic decent), or border crossing card (for Mexicans), will do.
[QUOTE=Bbond]The long slow line on the right is for permisos, permits for border crossers to go further into the US. It's been a while since I visited Juarez, but even I know that. There is no line especially for American citizens, nope. Just watch some of the documents shown by those in the left line, you will see all kinds, and a lot of people pass w/o a passport, drivers license and SS card (especially for Americans of hispanic decent), or border crossing card (for Mexicans), will do.[/QUOTE]
Yes, I did not know what the deal was on that, who goes in what line. I just get in the left line, and show them my passport card. Saves a lot of time, vs that long, slow moving line on the right.
Apparently there are three Jokers now open guys. The Caliente security guard told me there were 4 open. However, at Jokers Lopez Mateos one of the girls confirmed there are 3 Jokers open. As you may know, Caliente Sportsbook owns the Jokers (that's what I was told).
I went to Jokers Lopez Mateos last weekend and there was decent talent available. All the girls have similar bodies (between 5'5" and 5'8" and weigh from 120-135). There are no burrito shaped girls at Jokers. I chose a 5'0 92 pounder that I loved. Prices are about 2000 in house and about 2500 to go out. Kinda of expensive but I am sure you can work them down. I took my girl to a nearby hotel and pounded her real good. I didn't have to pay the 500 to the house because we waited til the club closed. She was really, really tight. My cock barely fit inside her because she was so tiny, it looked like a third leg coming out of her body. I loved it! In the coming weeks I will report on the other Jokers.
[QUOTE=Heynowwassup]Shit I gotta get to El Encanto or Sirenas one of these days. I went to visit my regular at the usual place, but she wasn't there and instead went with someone new, only been there a week. Sucker that I am - this chick was a real sack of potatoes - total cold fish with all the enthusiasm of a lamp post. I won't give her name because I don't want it to come back and get me. Suffice it to say, yes, at the $30 places, you usually get what you pay for. Only sometimes do you find a diamond.[/QUOTE]
Heynowwassup, I heard from one of my contacts, that a pretty hot babe named Myra, was working at Loryed. Did you happen to notice if a Myra was working there, the same day that you ended up with the "sack of potatoes"?
[QUOTE=Bobbybjack]Apparently there are three Jokers now open guys. The Caliente security guard told me there were 4 open. However, at Jokers Lopez Mateos one of the girls confirmed there are 3 Jokers open. As you may know, Caliente Sportsbook owns the Jokers (that's what I was told).
I went to Jokers Lopez Mateos last weekend and there was decent talent available. All the girls have similar bodies (between 5'5" and 5'8" and weigh from 120-135). There are no burrito shaped girls at Jokers. I chose a 5'0 92 pounder that I loved. Prices are about 2000 in house and about 2500 to go out. Kinda of expensive but I am sure you can work them down. I took my girl to a nearby hotel and pounded her real good. I didn't have to pay the 500 to the house because we waited til the club closed. She was really, really tight. My cock barely fit inside her because she was so tiny, it looked like a third leg coming out of her body. I loved it! In the coming weeks I will report on the other Jokers.[/QUOTE]
Okay, I believe that Bobbybjack is referring to Joker Premier Strip Bar on the SW corner of Ave. Insurgentes and Ave. Lopez Mateos.
[url]http://wikimapia.org/#lat=31.731653&lon=-106.450181&z=16&l=0&m=h[/url]
[QUOTE=Xfactors]Okay, I believe that Bobbybjack is referring to Joker Premier Strip Bar on the SW corner of Ave. Insurgentes and Ave. Lopez Mateos.
[url]http://wikimapia.org/#lat=31.731653&lon=-106.450181&z=16&l=0&m=h[/url][/QUOTE]Yes, this is correct. I went to this Jokers on Lopez Mateos and Insurgentes this last weekend. There was about 12 girls there, all had decent bodies. A couple were pretty good (maybe 9s). The drinks were 25 pesos for beers and the girls drinks were 100 pesos. The neighborhood seems to be nice for Juarez standards.
The neighborhood around Alice and Charlies is really ghetto. And I only saw burrito shaped girls over there (except Cristal). I have no plans to go back to Alice and Charlies, but I may report back on the other Jokers.