FKK Artemis - Berlin

Thanks for the report Stimmt. Sounds like you have to work on arrival times. Come early, grab Fatima (she usually works days) then stay until Nina arrives and head off before the crowds get too much.

[QUOTE=StimmtSo;1300209]I made my way to Westkreuz and engaged in the ritualistic walk of shame to Artemis. (Is it my own paranoia or does everyone, from the people standing in the station car park to the occupants of every car that passes you by en-route, seem to know EXACTLY where you're headed?)[/QUOTE]Well they probably don't, but it helps to work on the tourist's trot where you look admiringly all around you while heading without hesitation over the bridge. Feint left after the sign and there you go no one none the wiser.

AM

[QUOTE=Angus Magee; 1300448]Thanks for the report Stimmt. Sounds like you have to work on arrival times. Come early, grab Fatima (she usually works days) then stay until Nina arrives and head off before the crowds get too much.

Well they probably don't, but it helps to work on the tourist's trot where you look admiringly all around you while heading without hesitation over the bridge. Feint left after the sign and there you go no one none the wiser.

AM[/QUOTE]Hahaha! I think that would only work if you could convince everyone that a tyre garage, a conference centre and a motorway were high on your list of Sehenswürdigkeiten!

1. Do we have to tip the two spritely car parking guys (will that affect their service for repeat performances)

2. Does the foam at the party get into the foam of my beer or the cracks and sacks of attendees, DATY with dish-washing liquid is yukky from past experience.

3. See why'all on July 16th in Berlin, will try to get a few shots in at every Berlin place of ill-repute reported so admirably here and at Sir Angus' website.

"Party on Wayne"

[QUOTE=Kimino; 1300108]I do like a lot the contrast between dark hair and blue or gray eyes that is so common in Romanian / bulgarian girls. Usually they are also better in using make up, or simply use it in a way I like more. Some girls from Turkey, usually with black hair and dark eyes are absolutely fantastic IMO.

All this is obviously an extreme generalization, but just to give you the idea.

Some times I'm attracted by the super young kinky look of girls like Ivy at Artemis, other times I'm more into the milfy kind. Asian and black girls (or even close to black) simply don't attract me sexually. I'm not into big boobs.

But what really makes the difference, is a smile. You can be the cutest of the girls but if you go around looking like a serial killer (as many girls do) you just blow it. Maybe not the best of expressions but you know what I mean.[/QUOTE]You are so right and what you are descriebing is probably the best advertisement for Artemis. The mixture of different types of women.

When I visited I was with a nice bulgarian women, smooth soft tanned skin etc. And later a black girl with a killer body. The variety is great. I also wished to be with a small petite girl that looked turkish, man she was smoking hot, natural breasts, slim body and raven dark hair. But never got around to it. Her alone makes me want to go back and try to find her.

I only saw one asian girl there. I have to be together with an asian girl before I die, just to say that I've "been around the world".

A smile is a must. I would rather go with a 5/10 that smiles and feels genuine, than a cold 10/10 shark.

I really wanted to be blown away by this place but I wasn't. That doesn't mean that you will not have a good time. This was my first visit.

Initially I visited on a Tuesday at 2pm. When I first arrived I was disappointed by the selection. I only saw about 20girls and many of them were 5's. There was 3 or 4 8's but two of them had bad attitudes. Honestly, there was one girl who looked like a man.

One complaint I have about this place is that I paid approximately 100USD and there were not enough of a selection to pick from. When I told the front desk about it she told me there were 35 girls there and more would arrive later. I understand I went at a bad time, but I think my hundred dollar entry should ensure a good selection of women.

Also food is not available all day it is only available at certain time, but drinks are available all day. It was to cold to go outside in June.

So due to the limited selection, I decided to leave and come back later. If you want to come back on the same day there is no additional fee just tell the front desk and they will write down your locked number. This process is smooth and easy.

I came back later that night and there were more girls but not enough.

The place is not for me. In my unscientific count, but honest opinion, there were atleast a 150 guys hanging around and only 50 or so girls. The guys are all waiting in bath robes looking for a girl. When a good looking girl became available she would be taken in a few minutes. I felt like the place was full of half naked guys waiting around for a few chicks.

I like great service. I would prefer to pay more money have fewer guys and more chicks.

Therefore this place is not better than any brothel that you would find in South America or Asia, but it is in Europe where incomes and the standard of living is high so this maybe be as good as it gets.

I was just hoping for more, and was disappointed by the demographics (to many guys and not enough women). Also the place was boring when I was there. It did not have much to do. The women did not put on any shows or play any games.

However the upside to the place is the price. The girls were asking for 60 Euro per half an hour and that is cheaper than many other places in Berlin. I really wanted to like this place more, but I probably would not visit again. This was my first FKK experience, and I think maybe this place is not so good because it is in a large city.

[QUOTE=Neworlean; 1301562]I really wanted to be blown away by this place but I wasn't. That doesn't mean that you will not have a good time. This was my first visit.

Initially I visited on a Tuesday at 2pm. When I first arrived I was disappointed by the selection. I only saw about 20girls and many of them were 5's. There was 3 or 4 8's but two of them had bad attitudes. Honestly, there was one girl who looked like a man.

One complaint I have about this place is that I paid approximately 100USD and there were not enough of a selection to pick from. When I told the front desk about it she told me there were 35 girls there and more would arrive later. I understand I went at a bad time, but I think my hundred dollar entry should ensure a good selection of women. This was my first FKK experience, and I think maybe this place is not so good because it is in a large city.[/QUOTE]Not a fucking surprise from you reading most of your other reports. It seems to me that you don't like anywhere.

Actually Colombia and Argentina are pretty great. I also actually posted just today that Capetown is a good place. Seems like you defensive about this place. Hope there are no hard feelings.

[QUOTE=Neworlean;1301562]I really wanted to be blown away by this place but I wasn't. Initially I visited on a Tuesday at 2pm. I think maybe this place is not so good because it is in a large city.[/QUOTE]Sorry this borders on the idiotic. First RTFF. It says repeatedly Sun-Tues are slower, day times are slower still. It is summer time and a lot of the best talent is away.

And re big cities, well of course, have a large demand and large supply always makes shopping bad, with limited choices and high prices. That's why everyone really in the know shops and mongers in Greenland.

I understand day time is slower than night time that why I came back in the evening (11pm). When you are constantly traveling it gets difficult to stay in a city for a specific day. My review is really meant to be informative. And to summarize: I think this place is overrated. There were many more guys than girls when I visited and the place is boring. There are no stunners, but the place is cheap.

I think the forum should be informative, but this section seems to be antagonistic and has to many people complaining because another man has a different opinion. Unfortunately all that does is stop people from posting reports.

I am not looking for friends on this board just a way to give back for the information that I have received.

My review is meant to be a report of what I perceived at this FKK, and that was on the day I visited it sucked. That may not always be the case, but forum is meant to provide information. This is my last post in this section, and if you really like the place congrats and happy hunting.

[QUOTE=Rocketboy0; 1301636]Sorry this borders on the idiotic. First RTFF. It says repeatedly Sun-Tues are slower, day times are slower still. It is summer time and a lot of the best talent is away.

And re big cities, well of course, have a large demand and large supply always makes shopping bad, with limited choices and high prices. That's why everyone really in the know shops and mongers in Greenland.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Neworlean;1301620]Actually Colombia and Argentina are pretty great. I also actually posted just today that Capetown is a good place. Seems like you defensive about this place. Hope there are no hard feelings.[/QUOTE]Actually, you are welcome to your opinion. And no, I have no axe to grind re Berlin. It just seems on several fronts (Artemis, Budapest etc and YES I read your Capetown + Mexico posts) you did not RTFF and regurgitated well known info. All of it negative. Yes in Budapest as I (and others) have stated many times you may need to ring 10-20 women to get 3 or 4 who REALLY speak English or may even answer their effing phone / s, and yes at Artemis as several below have stated this time of year may be a little hit or miss but to say of 50 women there were ZERO of quality that you could find to fuck during your time seems to be quite disingenuous. But we all have differing views on quality of trim. And that is one positive of a forum of this type. If you think the FKKs are bad, try wading through Arabic countries where they seem to sell their putes priced by the pound.

As for arguing your point is well made and I would hate to see this thread end up like the Ukraine and Medellin WAFTAM threads.

"Happy punting mate"

[QUOTE=Neworlean; 1301741]I understand day time is slower than night time that why I came back in the evening (11pm). When you are constantly traveling it gets difficult to stay in a city for a specific day. My review is really meant to be informative. And to summarize: I think this place is overrated. There were many more guys than girls when I visited and the place is boring. There are no stunners, but the place is cheap.

I think the forum should be informative, but this section seems to be antagonistic and has to many people complaining because another man has a different opinion. Unfortunately all that does is stop people from posting reports.

I am not looking for friends on this board just a way to give back for the information that I have received.

My review is meant to be a report of what I perceived at this FKK, and that was on the day I visited it sucked. That may not always be the case, but forum is meant to provide information. This is my last post in this section, and if you really like the place congrats and happy hunting.[/QUOTE]Neworlean, I thought that your post (which I have just read) was spot on accurate and I am sorry that you find this part of the forum 'antagonistic'. I haven't been to Artemis on a Tuesday for a while, but I know exactly what you mean by the poor selection of girls and the boring atmosphere. It does get a bit better later on in the day but Tuesday is probably not the best day to visit, even in the evening. Last time I went I found that the girls generally, even at the weekend, are generally unattractive, tarty and rather cheap looking. However, there are more girls present later in the week and there are some better looking ones, some of who even have nice personalities! It's a pity that you didn't meet a good girl who performs well in the room who might change your mind about this place, but there are a few around, although without guidance they can be hard to spot. There is entertainment later in the evening with pole dancers, and the food was quite good on my last visit as well, although the lack of it in the late afternoon is a bit frustrating. I hope you get the chance to give Artemis a try on a Friday / Saturday and maybe meet up with someone from here who can point out the best girls to you. Good luck whereever you go!

[QUOTE=Neworlean;1301741]I am not looking for friends on this board just a way to give back for the information that I have received.[/QUOTE]All well and good and a nice sentiment. But in fact your report told us two things-that Artemis is not that great on a Tuesday (not exactly a news flash) and that you do not care for the place-interesting but hardly "giving back for the information that you received".

Dare I ask if you actually banged any girls and, who and how were they? In other words-useful info-the stuff people usually put in reports.

Just saying

AM

Hey guys,

First of all I wanted to thank you all for your great reports. I have been reading this forum for quite a while now.

So finally I decided to step in to the Ring too and will finally visit Artemis this week for the First time.

After my visit I will ofcourse give you guys a fully detailed report.

But I still need some questions to be answered please.

1. I was thinking about going to Artemis on Wednesday or Thursday. Which day is better?

2. I planed to arrive there at 3 pm. How many women can I expect there at that time? Should I go later?

3. Any last tips for a greenhorn?

If someone wants to join me he is welcome to do that!

Thanks!

FkkKurt

[quote=fkkkurt; 1302222]hey guys, i still need some questions to be answered please.

1. i was thinking about going to artemis on wednesday or thursday. which day is better?

2. i planed to arrive there at 3 pm. how many women can i expect there at that time? should i go later?

3. any last tips for a greenhorn?

thanks! fkkkurt[/quote]once the drugs kick in, i only smile when people say they have read the forum, (or angus' magnum opassum blog) and ask questions that have been answered many many many times.

but, as part of my deal with my parole officer:

1. wed is dessous night where the girls are covered in various undergarments and lingerie. some men find this arousing. some men don't. some men are cross-dressers. you decide who you are.

thurs might be slightly (very slightly) more staffed up.

2. for the 10, 000th time, days slower than nights. but atmosphere more chilled. as it is slow and low summer season, there could be 10 guys and 15-20 girls. the evening shift is at full strength with many more choices by 20:00 and 50+ girls, and however many herren. but as you can hang out the whole day and night, no rush to decide either way. or split the difference and turn up around 5 so you see the day shift, and yet should it prove too low octane, night will fall soon enough.

3. last tips.

-rtff.
-rtff.
-wash your green horn so it's not so green. you can pm our expert norjan if you don`know how.
-if your horn is a special shape or sensitivity, bring your own condoms, knowing this may trigger some trust issues (forum recently covered this).
-don't tell girls they remind you of your mother.
-keep your [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord113][CodeWord113][/url] fetish a secret.
-talk to a candidate, look for some chemistry and vibes between you vs just she is hot, unless you just want to settle for an optifick.
-be funny, relaxed, take your time to chat a little, make sure you both understand what is expected (acts, time, cost) before heading off to a room, but do so in a charming way.
this is the great advantage artemis has over say the meat dept in a supermarket.
and,
-r t f f because all of this has already been discussed ad nausem.

i think the problem with the forum is, it cannot be condensed into some tiny twitter feed, or some little ho app.
you actually have to go back a year, or go through the reports of distinction, both of which require what is that word? oh yeah, effort.

we are working on the direct brain implant, just can't sort out the infection bit yet. and as careful readers of this forum, know, the last thing we need are yet more infections....:eek:

[QUOTE=FkkKurt;1302222]Any last tips for a greenhorn?[/QUOTE][QUOTE=The Animals]Oh mother tell your children.

Not to do what I have done.

Spend your lives in sin and misery.

In the House of the Rising Sun[/QUOTE]But more to the point-remember where you are and that it is up to you to chose who you want, not who wants your €60. This is the most challenging thing for the newbie I think, to say no until you find a girl who you want to be with.

If possible find a wingman, this makes the whole thing easier to navigate.

AM