Sharks Report Sunday April 12
Hello mongers,
Just writing a report on my first visit to Sharks. I arrived at around 1200 HR after taking the Sbahn from 5 Elements hostel near Frankfurt HBF. Quite a long train ride but I did not mind as I was still a bit exhausted from my Mainhatten adventure the day before (report listed on Mainhatten thread). Anyways, I spent only 45 euro for entry and was immediately impressed by the size and amenities of Sharks as compared to Mainhatten. The women were also on a level above those at Mainhatten although both places have their beautys and their fair share of beasts. I met up with Domo (ISG handle carpe viem) who I had met the day before at Mainhatten and we had a nice breakfast together chatting about the events of the day before. After that, I sat down in front of the TV area which was showing a German football match. I was approached by 3 different girls who all plopped down in my lap and began to make out with me which was a nice surprise. However, I wasn't attracted to any of these three girls to want to take them to the room. One of the girls looked post-menopausal with leathery skin and a hoarse voice and claimed to be Italian. I politely declined their offers for sex saying I would find them later in the day and was in the mood to relax. In reality, I had my eyes on a busty blonde who was sitting off to the side with one of her friends who was wearing glasses. These two girls literally did not approach a single guy for hours. They just sat there. However, the blonde noticed me looking at her and she looked back but made no gesture or attempt to call me over to her or come to me. Her loss, I thought, maybe these two don't like to make money. At that point I went over to the bar area to have a drink. It was at the bar where I met a really cool German guy named Bernard who was hanging out with an older blonde lady. I started venting to Bernard about the busty blonde that I wanted but who was busy being lazy sitting in the corner. Bernard then whispered some words to his lady who got up out of his lap, walked over to the blonde I liked, and brought her over by the hand and introduced us. That was a really cool gesture. At that point, Bernard told me to give the girl a good, hard shag and I told him to do likewise. He went off with his lady and I went off with mine. The sex was decent. There was lots of DFK, sloppy BBBJ, and DATY; however, the sex was a bit mechanical. Afterwards, I asked her about her Arabic tattoo which I am assuming is the name of her boyfriend or pimp. She told me it was her dad but I doubt it. I have a sneaking suspicion that it is her boyfriend's name and that she is standoffish because she doesn't enjoy her work. But no matter, it was 50 euro well spent.
After that, I went back to the bar to get a coffee. At that time, I met a natural busty brunette sitting at the bar. We smiled at each other and exchanged introductions as I waited for my coffee. When I got my coffee, I started to leave and she asked if she could join me on the sofa in front of the TV. I said sure why not. She sat down and made some small talk and then began kissing me. After that she asked to have some alone time in the room. I told her that I had just finished having sex and wanted to relax for a bit. I politely told her I would come find her when I was ready. At this point, she became furious and demanded I pay her 50 euro because she kissed me on the couches. I thought to myself, what the heck? She is the one who asked to sit with me and she is the one who kissed me! I told her again that I would take her to the room but it would not be at that exact moment in time as I was still recovering from my last session. She then said that I am ruining her business and image in front of the other guests since they saw her kissing me. In other words, I owed her time because we shared a kiss. At that point, I thought she was delusional and lost all interest in her, I got up without saying a word and walked away to the outside area. I was a bit worried she would get upset and complain to management who would either kick me out or force me to pay her but neither of those things happened. She did, however, shoot me some dirty looks throughout the course of the night. Oh well, I guess that's why they call it sharks.
After the exchange with that lady, I met up with Domo and Bernard for lunch. The lunch and food was absolutely delicious and puts the Mainhatten cuisine to shame. Bernard told me he is from another part of Germany in the North. He says that he visits a smaller FKK twice a month and that everyone knows each other. He described it as a family type feeling. I felt jealous that I had to return to the boring USA instead of his little town in North Germany. If I lived in Darmstadt I would be at Sharks every Sunday morning at 11 am without fail!
After lunch, I met an 6' tall busty brunette who was wearing a black corset to cover her tummy. However, her giant knockers were exposed. I don't remember her name (sorry!) but she told me that her parents are both from Russia but that they settled in Germany and that she grew up in Germany. We began to chat and we both knew that the sexual chemistry was brewing. I asked her if she wanted to spend some time in the jacuzzi upstairs and she agreed. Once inside the jacuzzi we started fondling each other and making out. However the jacuzzi started shutting off every 30 seconds or so until we manually turned it back on. After a while this got lame and killed the mood so she said we should go to one of the cabins upstairs. Once inside we continued DFK, she gave me BBBJ, I ate her box, and then we shagged in various positions. It was definitely a fun, memorable experience. I had both hands on her juicy melons the entire session!
Afterwards, I went to eat dinner. I ended up sitting down next to a gorgeous Cuban girl who was eating alone. Since I speak Spanish fluently we began talking in her native tongue and I could tell she appreciated that. She said that she doesn't speak Spanish too often in the club and that it was refreshing since her German is poor. Unfortunately, I think she went home after dinner because I was looking for her to no avail. I would have liked to taken her for a spin since we had built up a good rapport and I had her laughing / blushing like a high school sweetheart.
I knew I had wanted to get one more session in so I went and sat down at the bar next to a skinny Romanian girl who was wearing nothing but a bow tie. She was very cute but her English wasn't so great. She seemed bored so I got behind her and gave her a deep tissue massage which she responded to. She led me over to the couch area where I continued to massage her. 40 minutes went by with us massaging each other and talking and enjoying each other's company. Next thing I knew we were making out passionately and I knew that this girl was going to be fun. She declined the jacuzzi but instead took me to one of the cabins upstairs where I had one of the best sessions ever. We must have spent under an hour going down on each other, screwing, and DFK the entire time. After I finally popped in the condom, she took the condom off and started to blow me again! I got hard, she slipped on a jimmy, and we went at it again. She got me to pop again while riding me in cowgirl and suffice to say was one of the most intense orgasms I have ever had. After that we just cuddled. I asked her what I owed her and she said 50 euro was sufficient. She said she took me the second time because she thought I was a good fuck. LOL. I did tip her well though.
I didn't realize how much time I had spent with her though and it was already 2300 HR. I had missed the last Sbahn back to Frankfurt HBF and was debating on staying at the club until 4 am when the trains opened back up or taking a cab and shelling out 60+ euro. Luckily, Domo (ISG handle carpe viem) was still at the bar and being the awesome friend he is offered to drive me back to Frankfurt since he rented a car. I compensated him for gas and we shared some laughs and stories on the way home.
All in all an awesome time. Great people, great food, and great girls. Can't beat this experience anywhere else. I've mongered in Budapest, Moscow, Athens, Amsterdam, and London. Nothing beats the Germany FKK experience. The ability to hang out and get to know the girl, not be pressured to buy her drinks, take her to the jacuzzi or make out on the couch, to kindle the fire for 30 minutes before you take her to the room, this is what makes FKK so awesome. If I had visited Germany first, I likely would have skipped the other European cities and did tours of the big FKKs instead.
Anyways, that's my report. Thanks again to Domo (ISG carpe viem) for being a good friend and meeting up with me at Sharks and driving me back to my hostel. Also, sorry to the regular posters on this thread for not remembering the names of the girls I hooked up with, but I am going back to Sharks on May 3 and if the girls are still around I will be sure to get their names and add a new post.
Thanks for reading and happy hunting.
Yhoopeyk
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