Pattaya Reports

[QUOTE=RakSopheni;2827698]Update: she was able to furnish me with an ID that proved her turning 18 in March, so I had her come over. Insisted on condom so just got a BBJCIM instead but had fun groping her nubile body. 1000ST. First Beach Road Girl I've taken in 3 years. High Price Haters will say she was trash based on price- but this girl was farm fresh out of Sakhon Nakhon- inexperienced and has not figured out the game yet. When she gets wise and learns a little english she could be making double or triple that. Don't DM me for her line, I won't give it to you. Go get her yourself. Beach Road North end.[/QUOTE]The one with the terrible teeth? Standing in the back just before the stupid reconstruction? It seems 1000 is the current evening standard ST, LT double. Business must be slow, as is quality. Pulled a former Soi 6 lady from there who had just returned and had put up a few pounds so no job at the bar for her. Very nice and good experience. Was her first customer in a week. Lots of group buying from the known ethnicity. They want pay 1000 and then share her. Even with the slow business not a value proposition. Walked up and down a few times, it is really difficult to find something decent these days. Even the soapies, which are booming had little in terms of quality and I found the service very rushed and mechanical. For me an ok place for a few days but far behind Bangkok in terms of quality.

[QUOTE=BananaBoi;2827667]You're only fooling yourself that she and others don't know why you are going to Thailand. I know guys who actually all lug their golf clubs across the world to Thailand just to keep this facade. They don't go anywhere near a golf course.[/QUOTE]On the other hand I have friends that all they do in Pattaya is golf. A buddy that lives in Philippines contacted me a couple of weeks ago talking about moving to Pattaya for golfing.

[QUOTE=FernandoAlonso;2827739]The one with the terrible teeth? Standing in the back just before the stupid reconstruction? It seems 1000 is the current evening standard ST, LT double. Business must be slow, as is quality. Pulled a former Soi 6 lady from there who had just returned and had put up a few pounds so no job at the bar for her. Very nice and good experience. Was her first customer in a week. Lots of group buying from the known ethnicity. They want pay 1000 and then share her. Even with the slow business not a value proposition. Walked up and down a few times, it is really difficult to find something decent these days. Even the soapies, which are booming had little in terms of quality and I found the service very rushed and mechanical. For me an ok place for a few days but far behind Bangkok in terms of quality.[/QUOTE]She would not have been the first girl I've pulled from the Coconut Bar in 3 years if she had terrible teeth. Take the piss but be a bit more creative.

Stay at large with girl with bad teeth.

Nor than a decade ago one with back black teeth give a BBJ with CIM take 2 years to heals.

I have a fucking bad rate with VD.

Lust las night in 30 minutes.

A guy bought 75 drinks. Rang the doorbell 3 time's.

Good for him and the Girls.

[QUOTE=GentileBear;2827578]I always tell my Wife it is a Golfing destination. Lots of golfers go to Pattaya.[/QUOTE]When you return home does she ask you if you had fun with your club and balls?

[QUOTE=ChanChalupa;2827606]Pins ups was packed last night. I was being escorted to the Bob Uecker seats.
.[/QUOTE]Have to admit that I almost snorted milk out of my nose laughing so hard at this reference. What a pull! I arrive in 5 days. Should be a fun time.

Never, never, never send money to a bargirl when you go home.

If you really love her and you can't control yourself, send the money to her Thai boyfriend directly, and save your honey some time and effort.

If you don't think your bargirl has a Thai boyfriend, well, there's no hope for you.

[QUOTE=FernandoAlonso;2827739]The one with the terrible teeth? Standing in the back just before the stupid reconstruction? It seems 1000 is the current evening standard ST, LT double. Business must be slow, as is quality. Pulled a former Soi 6 lady from there who had just returned and had put up a few pounds so no job at the bar for her. Very nice and good experience. Was her first customer in a week. Lots of group buying from the known ethnicity. They want pay 1000 and then share her. Even with the slow business not a value proposition. Walked up and down a few times, it is really difficult to find something decent these days. Even the soapies, which are booming had little in terms of quality and I found the service very rushed and mechanical. For me an ok place for a few days but far behind Bangkok in terms of quality.[/QUOTE]I wouldn't balk at 1,000 baht for decent looking women. I'm currently still home in the US and although I stopped seeing providers here years ago, I still peruse the ads for kicks to see how much the rates are. Today I came across a Thai escort, 23 years old, average looking at best, who charges $600 an hour for non-GFE services. Yes you read that right, 6 benjamins for a non-GFE one hour session. And you know the session would be mediocre to bad given American women's entitlement.

$600 gets you 20 sessions in Pattaya or 100 foot massages.

Point being, I'm sure quality is down in Pattaya, but don't take the value of Pattaya mongering for granted.

[QUOTE=ChanChalupa;2827606]Pins ups was packed last night. I was being escorted to the Bob Uecker seats. Baseball reference. Meaning Bad seats. Didn't want to waste three fiddy so went to Tantra instead. A new farm fresh off the bus issarn girl quite attractive, peaked my interest,. Coyote Though so just gave her a measly Tip for her attempt in trying to milked me dry with Ladydrinks. I said she was attractive.[/QUOTE]Same experience there inApril. We were seated in the very last seat, though close to the toilet. Because of the "L" shape of the bar, could only really see about 10 of the girls. Even if I wanted to buy a girl a drink, there was nowhere for her to sit. We had one drink then went to Windmill, where we were right at the stage and the girls were very hands-on.

I spent the afternoon with a silicon enhanced MILF, as she finished a bottle of Jose Cuervo. The only interruptions were constant messages from lovesick men back home, but no problem for me after she got naked. Well, until she passed out on my sofa.

But I didn't fuck her, because I knew what was coming, a lady who got over the top horny once she had a few shots of tequila. The second lady was literally too much for me, my trick of faking an orgasm to get out of there didn't work. Even after I took a shower, she begged me to fuck her ass. But I was still drunk from the first lady, so she had to do everything, alternating between her ass and pussy, and even giving me BJs (The problem is she had a lady friend asking her to go out to some bar, so she wanted to go quickly, but wanted to fuck for a long time. I told her to come back another day when I didn't have a lady before, and she didn't have to leave quickly.

So I paid 4000 baht for two ladies, but didn't cum once. But no lack of naked ladies swarming me. And the twins are coming tomorrow.

A program note: the silicon enhanced MILF wants to go to Phuket with me, but I told her she had to pay for her ticket, since she always has customers. We'll see what happens.

Source. Livestream Chatter.

So I'm no confidence of trueability.

Night wish bars. To get full compensation girls need to get 4 Barfines a week plus the drink minimum s.

Can someone Confirm.

I can't see but 2% of Soi6 girls getting 4 Barfines a week. It's impossible. Hahaha.

From you tube vids 2,500 miles away they look OK. Try sitting in a Bar and look at them 2 feet away from you. OMG they just are not attractive.

I respectively disagree. Being able to see and talk to the ladies 2 feet away while walking back and forth on Soy 6 is a benefit. And I found a decent amount of ladies who were reasonable good looking.

[QUOTE=GentileBear;2828206]I respectively disagree. Being able to see and talk to the ladies 2 feet away while walking back and forth on Soy 6 is a benefit.[/QUOTE]2 feet away? Why so far? Whenever I am walking down Soi 6 they grab me and will not let me walk off.

[QUOTE=CaliGuy33;2827955]
Point being, I'm sure quality is down in Pattaya, but don't take the value of Pattaya mongering for granted.[/QUOTE]Hard agree. I don't even think quality is all that "down" all things considered.

Also I'm starting to wonder if the High Price Haters are ever even pulling the trigger on these "top tier" GoGo girls or just going to sit in the bleachers for some overpriced grab and tickle. I certainly never hear any actual reports from that corner, just grammatically artistic naysaying in haiku form. No offense.

In the past 28 days I fucked 25 times. Ten girls total. Repeated with one seven times, two girls four times, one girl three times, one girl twice, all the rest single visits. Repeats were necessitated by difficulty finding the quality and sexual activities I require. I do not recommend repeats beyond 3 or 4 as they get lazy.

Locations where I scored.

Soi Boomerang: Slutz, Screamers, Pleasure Lounge.

Soi Excite: Excite Club.

Soi Bongkot: Badabing, Purple.

Soi 6: Sexy in the City, Butterfly.

Random bar on Soi Pothole.

Beach Road.

Thai Friendly. (TF has more flakers and catfish than last Summer. Most girls on there will not even wake up until 18:00 so its not good for early action. Ok to skip it IMO)

You can meet girls at Gentleman's Clubs that will then take a day off and ST with you or see you before work. The hottest girls at the GC's either just started or quit the week I met them.

All ST 1000-1500 (not counting drinks, barfine etc).

LT 2000 (I think she genuinely liked me and also liked free food and AC and not dealing with her roommate. I think 2500-3000 more common).

BBFSCIP x 4/10 girls.

BBBJCIM x 7/10 girls.

DT x3/10 (one Throat GOAT enjoyed puking throat slop into a bucket).

All girls could be considered slim and / or petite. Two had silicone, 350,400 CC respectively. Ages 18-30. Face: some girls slightly above average, some very cute, a few pretty. GC's now actually have pretty girls but they don't stay there long.

Locations that looked promising with cute girls outside that I did not try: Pink Lady (Soi Honey), PitStop (Soi Pothole), Unreal Bar (LK Metro).

Last few days my dick stopped working. Boredom? Kamagra tolerance? Middle Age Male fatigue from 1 month partying straight? Who knows. Hope it rectifies with some time off.

I'm not sure I will be mongering in Bangkok, but have some plans to do so in Jakarta- which I hear is positive for BBFS. Will return to Pattaya for round 2 in July hopefully.

My reports this summer where not as breathless and detailed as last Summer but I guess it's just more routine at this point.