Pattaya Reports

Anyone get a 30 day extension of a visa exempt recently. Jometiem Immigration. Am I looking at one hour in and out?

[QUOTE=ChanChalupa;2829092]I know you like them More Mature with 20 year old sons. I'm hearing Palace is Hiring. They have a few Muglies on staff. No offense.[/QUOTE]Actually, there are different types of ladies in my rotation, some in their 20's, some in their 30's, in their 40's, and 2 that have hit 50. I like to change them up.

Some of the ladies remain popular in Low Season, sometimes cancelling because they secured a customer at the last minute. Last night's lady told me at the end of her shift that she had gotten 10 drinks from a customer. I told her to go with him, not come to my condo. Partially because she was probably too drunk to be fun for me, I let her customer deal with her.

I ran into a bargirl who was sporting a bandage on her forehead. She said there was a fight in her bar the night before. Apparently, a customer came in and ran up a huge bill before refusing to pay. A melee ensued, but the customer was accompanied by a ladyboy, who beat the crap out of the bargirls.

[QUOTE=LittleBigMan;2829452]Yea, THE GODFATHERS! LOL,[/QUOTE]I believe they are both of Italian ancestry so if you do not want to be a father avoid the spaghetti. LOL.

[QUOTE=Explorer8939;2829485]I ran into a bargirl who was sporting a bandage on her forehead. She said there was a fight in her bar the night before. Apparently, a customer came in and ran up a huge bill before refusing to pay. A melee ensued, but the customer was accompanied by a ladyboy, who beat the crap out of the bargirls.[/QUOTE]Only in Thailand hehe!

[QUOTE=ChanChalupa;2829458]Nothing to do with Customer just not that enjoyable to be with. Just asking.[/QUOTE]Snide comments are mot helpful.

Many mongers here know about the Key trick, where the lady announces after boom-boom that her roommate doesn't have a key to their room, and so your Long Time barfine must leave early. Typically this happens after the bars close, so it's not as if the lady wants to go back to her bar, she wants to go sleep with her Thai man.

Not everything is about the customer.

Nightmare.

I had a rather pleasant MILF come over for drinks, but she got naked after the first drink. That should have been a red flag.

But I let things get out of hand, and it quickly devolved into a fuck marathon, where she wouldn't stop until she came, and she couldn't come. I felt like a rag doll in the mouth of a wild dog. Between her pounding me, and then both of us passing out, we lost 4 hours.

I long for a lady who will let me cum quickly, but no, I scheduled another monster for tomorrow afternoon. This is the one where I promised I wouldn't drink so much, and I would fuck her ass. Maybe she will cancel if I am lucky.

One note for the condom guys, when the lady was about to start, she asked about a condom. I told her that I had some, but when I rolled over to get one, the lady jumped me and fucked me bareback.

[QUOTE=Explorer8939;2829485]I ran into a bargirl who was sporting a bandage on her forehead. She said there was a fight in her bar the night before. Apparently, a customer came in and ran up a huge bill before refusing to pay. A melee ensued, but the customer was accompanied by a ladyboy, who beat the crap out of the bargirls.[/QUOTE]Usually Security does the Beating. Not the customers companion. Not paying Tab is the ultimate Bar Crime.

This should be on ASEAN News now soon.

[QUOTE=Explorer8939;2829674]Snide comments are mot helpful.

Many mongers here know about the Key trick, where the lady announces after boom-boom that her roommate doesn't have a key to their room, and so your Long Time barfine must leave early. Typically this happens after the bars close, so it's not as if the lady wants to go back to her bar, she wants to go sleep with her Thai man.

Not everything is about the customer.[/QUOTE]I had an LT who's roommate needed the key. She expertly rang up a bolt and had a moto deliver it to her and then resumed our date.

[QUOTE=RakSopheni;2829765]I had an LT who's roommate needed the key. She expertly rang up a bolt and had a moto deliver it to her and then resumed our date.[/QUOTE]I pointed out several times before that it was not the bullshit that people are making it out to be. Earlier this month I even volunteered to go make the extra key myself and the girl was like that is okay because I am going to move soon anyway. I told her how the fuck am I one person and have 3 keys to my place, but you are two people and only have one key. A big inconvenience that is easily remedied, but they choose not to bother with it.

[QUOTE=RakSopheni;2829765]I had an LT who's roommate needed the key. She expertly rang up a bolt and had a moto deliver it to her and then resumed our date.[/QUOTE]As a public service, I am posting the cure for the Key Trick:

Since the lady is being paid for Long Time, tell the lady you will pay her after she comes back from unlocking the door.

Note that I am usually happy to see them go at 1 am.

I had a lady practically beg me to have her come to my place today at 13.00. But in checking Messenger, I noticed that she signed off at 06.00 this morning, ie she did an allnighter. That means she is unlikely to show up. Plus, I forgot to remind her yesterday.

Fortunately, I have a backup lady, but she is flaky, as well. So, I might end up at a bar today. In Pattaya, it's good to have a Plan be and Plan see.

Let me add. I've said many times what standards we are brought up with in the West many times it just doesn't exist even to our low standards.

It might seem standard to make extra keys. I remember our house never thought about it because I just assume she left the key inside lucky I was with her and just arrived from the States. Thereafter I got some extras and put them in good hiding spots.

Keys is just one aspect there are many common sense things that no one has ever taught them why because there really is no one to actually teach them and if you do try as a foreigner they will look down and be embarrassed. When it comes to keys there are times it is just an excuse but there is a huge chance they don't want to spend the 60-70 or leave an extra deposit to make one. There are many comments on other boards about Thai drivers' motorbikes not having their rear lights on at night I've found many don't even check they wait until it is pointed out even then they aren't going to kick out 60 baht for a bulb. Sixty baht gets you 2 pieces of chicken sticky rice which is huge.

Just yesterday, my daughter in law a classic Thai upbringing helmet that has been sitting in one spot for nearly a year, I finally ask my son what is wrong with it shield was broken, so while at Big see, I pick one up for 95 baht, I fixed it and was planning to wear it myself this morning gone leave me another helmet to fix. Being proactive isn't in their DNA, My truck which I gave to my son, in the back is a plastic box with all the necessary stuff in case of some emergency when putting it together they shook their heads as to why first they could never afford to do it without me. A few months back heading up north during Songkran a flat I pulled over instead of placing a tree branch to warn cars I saw the problem and told them to get away from the truck I put out orange cones, behind the truck with the hood up. Layout a mat under the rear tire got out a repair kit from DIY for 45 baht, pulled the nail out, insert the wax waited, and inflated with the 650 baht air unit on done in 30 minutes. These are examples of why many realize the way they think is backward.

[QUOTE=MrEnternational;2829769]I pointed out several times before that it was not the bullshit that people are making it out to be. Earlier this month I even volunteered to go make the extra key myself and the girl was like that is okay because I am going to move soon anyway. I told her how the fuck am I one person and have 3 keys to my place, but you are two people and only have one key. A big inconvenience that is easily remedied, but they choose not to bother with it.[/QUOTE]Pretty much the same in Philippine. I knew a bar girl that dropped her key off to her working brother at 5 pm everyday before her duty at 6 pm. She only did ST to be back home at 2 am for her brother to open the door.

One day I was at the SM Mall and saw a Mr. Fix It store. They did all kinds of household goods repair. As I walked by I noticed a key making machine and inquired about the cost. Less than 50 pesos ($1. 00). I told her about it and I could get her a duplicate key. She about freaked out and was scared about trouble or backlashes from the landlord! She would not get a duplicate key. Wtf! We just don't understand this.

[QUOTE=LittleBigMan;2829794]there is a huge chance they don't want to spend the 60-70 or leave an extra deposit to make one.[/QUOTE]LOL. They rather pay the grab guy 40 baht everyday to run the one key back and forth than to just make an extra key for 60 baht.