Pattaya Reports

[QUOTE=YumiYum;2830157]Hi guys, this will be my first visit to Pattaya next week. I want to know which massage saloon can offer me best massage and sex. Also I like going out, have a drink and catch a girl.

Dors anyone have advice for me about massage saloons and bars for girl? Thanks a lot.[/QUOTE]There are zillions of MP in Pattaya, one every 3rd-4th shop in any given street.

Once you hit the ground you will see what I mean.

Following individual recommendations is tricky as each one has his own, girls are ever changing, those reported 3-4 months ago might be elsewhere.

[QUOTE=Horatio;2830301]I don't understand much at all of why you do what you do. You complain about drunk women but continuously have them come to your place. You complain about the sex you pay for but continually have sex you complain about. At least 5 of your posts next week will be about some drunk woman you barfined or some woman that you had sex with that you didn't enjoy.[/QUOTE]As noted before, I am posting about the exceptions. The vast majority can do normal sessions, and if I finish in 3 minutes, they are happy.

But, if you barfine enough ladies, you may run into the same type. A lady who wants to cum, but cannot. The ladies complain about old guys who can't finish, but don't want to stop trying. Same same.

[QUOTE=HorseTrader;2830207]You don't! You are one of the few punters who is worried about this. If I'm with a girlfriend, I'll do my best to make her feel good. If I'm with a hooker, I primarily worry about me, her pleasure is secondary.

Ive seldom, maybe never, been in a situation where a hooker truly wanted the sex. I think the reason they push sex is to get the job finished. Thats fine with me.[/QUOTE]In theory, you are correct.

In practice, when some bargirl is pounding you in Cowboy and won't stop, your theory goes out the window.

And yes, girlfriends are a different matter.

[QUOTE=Bunky;2830229]For others planning a first visit to Pattaya, this is how to prepare. Read the forum traffic going back several months. Ask intelligent questions (in this gent's case, about lodging). And when you finally arrive give back to the group by doing a report. I hope Mr. Ryder will continue to write about his holiday. It sounds like he's off to a good start.

Bunky

P.S. Motorbike taxis are great for point-to-point transport. But they're a bit like the Star Trek "transporter." You get where you're going, but have no clue how you got there. That's why I've long recommended that all first timers buy and old-fashioned map to study before the trip and to use upon arrival to plan their days and nights. At the very least, spend some time in front of your laptop on on your phone looking at Google maps and getting the lay of the land.[/QUOTE]I highly recommend installing the Bolt app for cheap taxis.

Motorcycle taxis are death traps.

[QUOTE=ChanChalupa;2830074]Context.

If 1 drink every 20 minutes with feeling her up yes 500 baht extra is appropro.

If 1 drink every 5 minutes with no touching then 500 might be a bit overboard.

Guys. Have a Heart be more like Explorer the girls appreciate it. Hahaha.[/QUOTE]Before Covid, I wpuld tip the ladies 500 baht just drinks in the bar, if they got naked and gave a good performance. Then, I got my own condo, and you know the rest of the story.

So, yeah, the number of drinks that I buy in bars has gone way down.

[QUOTE=Explorer8939;2830299].what do you do when the lady asks you not to stop for "5 minutes more", for 2 hours?[/QUOTE]That's happened to me only 1 time in my decades of P4P experience, and it was closer to 20 minutes than 2 hours. No way could I go 2 hours.

My case was about 8 to 12 years ago in Tijuana and the girl kept saying "You no finish, me finish first." About 20 minutes into the session she seemed to finish, at least she pissed all over me and the bed. I had finished about the same time so I got up, took a shower, and got dressed. Meanwhile, she continued to masturbate for the longest time. Eventually, I sat on the edge of the bed, fully clothed, watching her masturbate. Finally she finished and pissed about 100 ML high into the air, if not for my catlike reactions, I would have been wearing urine soaked clothes for the rest of the day. My only regret from that session was that I didnt take a picture of the wet sheets after she finished.

So, that's my response to P4P girl insisting on more sex. If I could maintain an erection for 2 hours, I would likely die of heart attack somewhere around the 30-60 minute mark.

[QUOTE=HorseTrader;2830354]That's happened to me only 1 time in my decades of P4P experience, and it was closer to 20 minutes than 2 hours. No way could I go 2 hours.

My case was about 8 to 12 years ago in Tijuana and the girl kept saying "You no finish, me finish first." About 20 minutes into the session she seemed to finish, at least she pissed all over me and the bed. I had finished about the same time so I got up, took a shower, and got dressed. Meanwhile, she continued to masturbate for the longest time. Eventually, I sat on the edge of the bed, fully clothed, watching her masturbate. Finally she finished and pissed about 100 ML high into the air, if not for my catlike reactions, I would have been wearing urine soaked clothes for the rest of the day. My only regret from that session was that I didnt take a picture of the wet sheets after she finished.

So, that's my response to P4P girl insisting on more sex. If I could maintain an erection for 2 hours, I would likely die of heart attack somewhere around the 30-60 minute mark.[/QUOTE]Unless you are 100% sure it was urine, she could have been a squirter, in which case, water comes out from her Bartholin glands.

I have had a couple come in my mouth, high pressure. It seems the pressure slackens as they get older.

But, contrary to popular opinion, squirting doesn't mean they cum, its more like pre cum.

[QUOTE=ChanChalupa;2830074]Context.

If 1 drink every 20 minutes with feeling her up yes 500 baht extra is appropro.

If 1 drink every 5 minutes with no touching then 500 might be a bit overboard.[/QUOTE]Let me understand. You buy a gogo girl 1 drink every 20 minutes and still feel the need to tip her 500 baht? Even with DFK and heavy mutual groping the tip should only be 100-200 baht if you're buying 3 drinks per hour. You're basically doubling her income with that tip. If there's no touching then no tip.

OTH, I'm a pretty generous tipper to girls I KNOW and LIKE. You may see me tipping 500 or 1000 baht at them just for beating me at rock paper scissors but I never feel the need that I am required to tip. Any girl who is excessively thirsty will never be a regular of mine.

[QUOTE=ChanChalupa;2830304]Not to pile on but Hahahaha. No offense.

It would add more colour if he at least gives a little description of his barfine. Is it the 50 year old 200 pounder or the 50 kilo 20 year old.

P.S. He is against guys sending money from Norway. But in a way he is wasting his money too. Or so it seems to me.[/QUOTE]The ladies who try to fuck me to death are typically 40 years old, 50 kilo types. The young ones are very happy with a 3 minute fuck.

But paying for a bad fuck is a million times better than sending a lady free money from Norway.

[QUOTE=Horatio;2830301]I don't understand much at all of why you do what you do. You complain about drunk women but continuously have them come to your place. You complain about the sex you pay for but continually have sex you complain about. At least 5 of your posts next week will be about some drunk woman you barfined or some woman that you had sex with that you didn't enjoy.[/QUOTE]I am not complaining about drunk women in general, just about a handful of overly horny types.

Aren't the vast majority of complaints here about exceptions, and not the rule?

And yes, sometimes I have a truly bad fuck, usually a rush job. I can finish in 3 minutes, but I need some warmup.

[QUOTE=Explorer8939;2830412]Unless you are 100% sure it was urine, she could have been a squirter, in which case, water comes out from her Bartholin glands.[/QUOTE]I didn't collect a sample for chemical analysis, but it looked like urine, smelled like urine, felt like urine, flowed like urine, and I watched it come out of the urethral meatus. It even stopped at about the volume her bladder would have been empty.

I have bought from 7/11 - very convenient but these are always in a pack of 3. Wondering if there is any online source that can ship 10's or 50's cheaper to US or Canadian addresses?

I would also like to try the 001 variant that is not available in 7/11/ Any suggestions on where to buy these from before heading to Thailand?

[QUOTE=BananaBoi;2830418]Let me understand. You buy a gogo girl 1 drink every 20 minutes and still feel the need to tip her 500 baht? Even with DFK and heavy mutual groping the tip should only be 100-200 baht if you're buying 3 drinks per hour. You're basically doubling her income with that tip. If there's no touching then no tip.

OTH, I'm a pretty generous tipper to girls I KNOW and LIKE. You may see me tipping 500 or 1000 baht at them just for beating me at rock paper scissors but I never feel the need that I am required to tip. Any girl who is excessively thirsty will never be a regular of mine.[/QUOTE]More text of Con.

When I think of groping I'm not thinking Explorer quality girl. No offense. Hahaha.

Assuming you buy 3 drinks. Grope and Kiss.

Assuming girl get barfined regularly.

Assuming 1 hour.

1 hour of no chance of a barfine requires good compensation.

Heading back to Pattaya.

Wish me Luck. In finding Hot Girls on SOY6 for 1,000 baht.