Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

I decided to head out on my own to Angels on Friday night. After spending a day with friends, I came back to my hotel, took a shower and headed out. I got to Angels at 1730 hours. My first impression as I walked into Angels was "what a dump this is". I am not sure what I expected, but it was not this.The mamasan asked who I wanted. I asked for Icy, but she was on holiday. So I asked to see the album. These were the same photos as they have on their website and I really did not see any new girls. I then asked to see who was working. She yelled out something and all the girls quickly were led in a room. I was then led into the same room. At that point I forgot all that I have read on this forum; I did not notice who was smiling at me, who was making eye contact me, who was avoiding my glances, etc.Why did I feel this way? I was expecting the girls to be sitting behind glass like I have seen when I have walked into another massage parlor. What I did notice was that all the girl had a similar look mind you this look was very good.Well, I could not make a choice because I was so flustered so I went back to the album. During this time I asked the mamasan about the "procedure"; how many times I would be allowed to cum during the hour. She said only once and that if I did twice, I would be charged double. I then asked what happens if I came after 5 minutes. She said, oh well, she can't control my body which really put me off. I was not really worried about being quick on the draw but was just wondering if I could cum twice or more during the session. So at this time, I was already going into this with a bad attitude.After going through the album again, I picked "Tuna". She was a small, slim, dark skinned woman with larger breasts (unfortunately for me, they turned out to be fake). She led me upstairs into a small dingy room that surely would benefit with 409 and mildew remover. At that point she left to get her stuff.She helped me undress and then got undressed herself and she led me into the shower. She soaped my down, and washed me off. She really did not spend any time on my tool even after making it known to her that I would like that. After drying me off, we went to the bed. She laid some ground rules for me. No kissing, not penetrating with my fingers. So, she started with the "massage". I started playing with her nipples but got no response from her (now note this is not surprising as many women after getting breast implants lose sensitivity in their nipples my brother is a plastic surgeon in the states and has confirmed this). I then went to her clit. Her snatch was dry as a bone. So it was not the most pleasant thing to do. So I decided to just lay back and enjoy it. After about 30 minutes of massage, Tuna did the special massage. She oiled up her breasts and then rub here tits on my tool. After 5 or so minutes of this, she put a condom on my and started to give me a BJ Then she stopped and mounted her self on top of me and started riding my tool. After 5 minutes, it was over. She then got off and led me in the shower to wash me off. Then I stepped out of the shower to dry off while she finished up on herself. She then led me out of the room and escorted me out of the parlor.I walked out feeling less than satisfied. I was expecting more of a personal experience but what I got was a very sterile, clinical experience. Would I go back again. I am just not sure for the money, a BG on LT for GFE could be a better experience and that is another story.

[QUOTE=The Pro]EXPAT THREADS ARE IN THEIR OWN SECTION, use them.[/quote]Sorry, did someone fart in here?[quote]So I have recently tried a number of oily places around Sukhumvit (real Sukhumvit thats Soi Cowboy down to Soi Nana).[/quote]Right... REAL sukhumvit eh? so I take it there is a Fake sukhumvit? where would that be? I think sometimes an expat is needed here to correct the idiotic comments of long term tourists.[quote]Impressions - mostly older girls (but some young cuties in there).[/quote]How many oilies did you try? is the number high enough to be considered?[quote]Money is the key thing as opposed to your pleasure.[/quote]What a stupid assumption, Money is the KEY of this whole industry you idiot![quote]BJ's tend to be covered ones more often than not.[/quote]I have trouble believing that... actually, the lower sukhumvit places as far as my experience can tell, offer BB FS more often than not because girls either don't have condoms or aren't bothered.[quote]There are exceptions but in general for the quality of the girl, the price and the value of you get, its not very good.[/quote]This post is very annoying... can you name names of places? generalizations are useless. How can anyone read that post and say "great info"... sorry, it's not good enough and for someone who calls himself an expert, you're going to have to do better than that.[quote]Far better service Soi 24, Soi 24/1 and Soi 26 etc... the area around the Emporium.More options for good service down Soi 23 (keep walking past Soi Cowboy back entrance), two rows of them later on the RH side, one then another later.[/quote]It's not about the area or the place but about the girl. If you go to soi 24/1, Angels Massage and take a girl, get shitty service, then the next day go to Aviva Soi 8 and get excellent service... does it mean Soi 8 is better than soi 24/1? I think not. Again, your post is useless and uninformative.[quote]Soi 33 - falls into the PPS club. No, not Singapore airlines, but increasingly PPS - [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140][CodeWord140][/url] Poor Service. Soi 33 is going to the dogs, I think its impossible to compare what you get on 33 with whats on offer at 24,24/1,26 area.[/QUOTE]Talking out of your ass again. I can give you 20 girls in soi 33 that can fuck your brains out (and you don't need to be a dog).The Pro, stick to the Annies Thread or the Tipping Topics... at least there you had an audience.

Well, at least we have NF talking about massage places on the massage thread again.All this "expat" chat needs to be kept in the expat threads, and off of the main threads.If only NF and the others could use the Expat threads for their tittle tattle nonsense.Angels Soi 24/1 has gone downhill. Since they introduced the up front payment system.Still not as bad a rip off as Annies, in my view, however, certainly I do not use Angels 24/1 anymore.

[QUOTE=NicFrenchy]This post is very annoying... can you name names of places? generalizations are useless. How can anyone read that post and say "great info"... sorry, it's not good enough and for someone who calls himself an expert, you're going to have to do better than that.Again, your post is useless and uninformative.Talking out of your ass again. I can give you 20 girls in soi 33 that can fuck your brains out (and you don't need to be a dog).[/QUOTE]Nic,I think you have picked up on the fact that The Pro is a bullshit artist who probably doesn't even live in BKK. The "information" he provides is always of a generic and general nature, info that could easily be lifted from previous posts on this board.Nothing of interest, detail or relevance from The Pro I'm afraid. Nothing but complaints, defamation, and maligning of other posters on this board that don't carry the same baggage that this little man seems to.Me thinks he sits back in good old Shitsville, US of A with one hand on his cock the other on his keyboard, dreaming of a life he wishes he had but could never acheive. Put the man on your ignore list and you won't notice him unless someone unfortunately quotes him.

[QUOTE=The Pro]EXPAT THREADS ARE IN THEIR OWN SECTION, use them.Back on topic which here is "Massage - except Tulip and Annies".So I have recently tried a number of oily places around Sukhumvit (real Sukhumvit thats Soi Cowboy down to Soi Nana).Impressions - mostly older girls (but some young cuties in there).Money is the key thing as opposed to your pleasure.Girls quoting 1000B for a HJ and 2000B for FS. BJ's tend to be covered ones more often than not.There are exceptions but in general for the quality of the girl, the price and the value of you get, its not very good.Tourist traps I would class them as.Far better service Soi 24, Soi 24/1 and Soi 26 etc... the area around the Emporium.More options for good service down Soi 23 (keep walking past Soi Cowboy back entrance), two rows of them later on the RH side, one then another later.Soi 33 - falls into the PPS club. No, not Singapore airlines, but increasingly PPS - [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140][CodeWord140][/url] Poor Service. Soi 33 is going to the dogs, I think its impossible to compare what you get on 33 with whats on offer at 24,24/1,26 area.[/QUOTE]I found my experiences to be quite the opposite, except for one bad experience,(but it wasn't really bad nor costed my much money, just the 500 baht entry fee is all). I had great times on Soi 24 Mango and had good times at Soi 33, Best Massage, Teen Massage, and Akane(i got BBFS here).BtW, does anyone know if you can "barfine" massage girl for LT? There's a few that I enjoy very much, especially one at Akane

[QUOTE=The Pro]Soi 33 - falls into the PPS club. No, not Singapore airlines, but increasingly PPS - [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140][CodeWord140][/url] Poor Service. Soi 33 is going to the dogs, I think its impossible to compare what you get on 33 with whats on offer at 24,24/1,26 area.[/QUOTE]So if you're after some good oilys and striking distance to Cowboy then the Soi 33 area might be a convenient base?

[QUOTE=Uzinuzin]Went to Nataree last Sat, 8pm. In many trips to LOS I've been to a lot of MP in Bangkok and other towns but never a soapy.... I asked a very un-interested papasan...[/QUOTE][u]Nice[/u] FR. Just goes to show the non-successes can be useful, at least to others.If you've not been to a soapy (well, now you've only been to 1 soapy once), I'd suggest you try Annie's. It certainly has its fans and detractors (I'm ready to be quoted), but that's fine - to each his own. No GUARANTEES of a good time, but there IS a reason it has its own thread. And I can guarantee you that the mamasans at Annies will NOT be uninterested in your making a selection...If nothing else, you can say you've experienced an institution.[QUOTE=Txson]I was expecting the girls to be sitting behind glass like I have seen when I have walked into another massage parlor....Well, I could not make a choice because I was so flustered[/quote]They're not rabid, you know. They don't bite... :)It's not personal, nothing to be embarrassed about choosing one over the others - it's showtime for them. Those that want your business will show it, those that might not be so inclined will too. I'd say "no barrier" is the way to go.[QUOTE=Txson]She said only once and that if I did twice, I would be charged double. I then asked what happens if I came after 5 minutes. She said, oh well, she can't control my body which really put me off.[/quote]Well, on the plus side, they are honest about what they provide :)Don't get me wrong, an enjoyable read FR, even if it wasn't so enjoyable for you - sometimes you have to take one for the team. ========================Thanks both of you for posting some informative FR's. Think I'll give both places a miss for now.

[QUOTE=NicFrenchy]so I take it there is a Fake sukhumvit? where would that be? [/quote]Isn't that the latest addition to the Rose Garden? I hear they're trying to broaden their customer base.[QUOTE=NicFrenchy]Money is the KEY of this whole industry[/quote]I guess some don't understand the P4P abbreviation.[QUOTE=NicFrenchy]This post is very annoying... can you name names of places? generalizations are useless.[/quote]I thought the same thing - REPORTS give size samples, locations... [QUOTE=NicFrenchy]It's not about the area or the place but about the girl.[/quote]Here, here. With the qualification of how she gets along with you.[QUOTE=Tony Hoeprano]BtW, does anyone know if you can "barfine" massage girl for LT? [/QUOTE]A number of places you can. I'd check the website (if they have one) for any info, or, better yet, ask the girl DIRECTLY.OK, I'll take 10 demerits as I didn't post this in the expate thread, but it's just so bothersome to post a link here over to a post in that thread.

[QUOTE=The Pro]EXPAT THREADS ARE IN THEIR OWN SECTION, use them.Back on topic which here is "Massage - except Tulip and Annies".So I have recently tried a number of oily places around Sukhumvit (real Sukhumvit thats Soi Cowboy down to Soi Nana).Impressions - mostly older girls (but some young cuties in there).Money is the key thing as opposed to your pleasure.Girls quoting 1000B for a HJ and 2000B for FS. BJ's tend to be covered ones more often than not.There are exceptions but in general for the quality of the girl, the price and the value of you get, its not very good.Tourist traps I would class them as.Far better service Soi 24, Soi 24/1 and Soi 26 etc... the area around the Emporium.More options for good service down Soi 23 (keep walking past Soi Cowboy back entrance), two rows of them later on the RH side, one then another later.Soi 33 - falls into the PPS club. No, not Singapore airlines, but increasingly PPS - [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140][CodeWord140][/url] Poor Service. Soi 33 is going to the dogs, I think its impossible to compare what you get on 33 with whats on offer at 24,24/1,26 area.[/QUOTE]As ususal general statements by this guy,and totally unsubstantiated. probably becauue he does not like LL, which happens to be on Soi 33.Had extremely good time at Dream Heaven, actually one of my best memory, and also at Akane. Not everyone has to agree , but there is no pont being so dismissive.

[QUOTE=Tony Hoeprano]BtW, does anyone know if you can "barfine" massage girl for LT? There's a few that I enjoy very much, especially one at Akane[/QUOTE]Usually Barfining Girls from Massage PArlors can be very pricey. a few factors come into play: - Day of the week - Shop Popularity- Girl's Stardom statusBasically, if you are trying to Barfine a superstar (Dao) from a busy shop (TULIP) on a busy day (SUNDAY) then it could be that they ask you for 6,000 just for the shop.After that, the girl will calculate she makes close to 10k on a busy day so that's what she might ask for as a minimum.total could be up to 16k for a day. Hardly worth it in my opinion.And Akane has a strict Policy: NO Barfines. and girls are VERY reluctant to meet on their days off. I managed it with 1 girl only but I was her regular and tipping well.

[QUOTE=Stykler]Put the little man on your ignore list and you won't notice the prick unless someone unfortunately quotes him.[/QUOTE]Nah, I used to have him on ignore but I could not resist bringing him back.He is a comedian, makes me laugh quite often

[QUOTE=Uzinuzin]Went to Nataree last Sat, 8pm. In many trips to LOS I've been to a lot of MP in Bangkok and other towns but never a soapy. Last time I went to the wrong place and it was a normal MP, so I made a point of going this trip and very much look forward to it.[/quote]to Uzinuzin,You need to know not all MP in Bangkok offer 2 shots one with CIM in bath tub and one shots in bed ,most sideliner don't even offer BBBJ and no experience ,if you want 2 shots and CIM go to Annies ,Catherine ,Tulips or just ask the manager before you pick the girl so you don't be disapointed .Fast eddie 48

[QUOTE=Fast Eddie 48]to Uzinuzin,You need to know not all MP in Bangkok offer 2 shots.Fast eddie 48[/QUOTE]Very true. If you want these type of services from the upper class MP (Eman, Poseidon, La Belle, and etc), you have to established a relationship with the girls (aka regular customer). This may include being nice and not a sadistic person (regardless of race). Tipping (200-500B) is also a plus.Just show up, look clean, smile, be nice and maybe you can convince her for that extra shot. Oh yeah, buy her a drink, tip the house mom, the waitress and the "hype man". 2000 B or $60 is not a bad price to have fun with an attractive lady. Mal

[QUOTE=Mauldid]Very true. If you want these type of services from the upper class MP (Eman, Poseidon, La Belle, and etc), you have to established a relationship with the girls (aka regular customer). This may include being nice and not a sadistic person (regardless of race). Tipping (200-500B) is also a plus.Just show up, look clean, smile, be nice and maybe you can convince her for that extra shot. Oh yeah, buy her a drink, tip the house mom, the waitress and the "hype man". 2000 B or $60 is not a bad price to have fun with an attractive lady. Mal[/QUOTE]Mal,Yes most high end place like Poseidon girl there will offer 2nd shot for 500 bht tip but they don't do CIM, most don't even offer BBBJ just CBJ the young one at Natree don't know how to give BJ at all, they are just eye candy but service is lousy.Fast Eddie 48

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