Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[QUOTE=Lord Farquard]You have several choices, either walk to the Asoke BTS (subway)station, take the skytrain (MRT), or taxi. Once at the Asoke station, it's 4 stops away. I think the token is about 20b, I cannot remember, I just buy a pass and don't keep track of the token price. Once at the Huai-Khwang station, take the Emerald hotel exit and you are about 100meters to the front door.[/QUOTE]Thanks, buddy! Anyone knows what the close down this weekend is? What all is going to be closed this weekend? I wanted to catch a show of Siam Niramit if possible on Sunday...

[QUOTE=Rbamane]Thanks for this info - that certainly helps... I was only on the look out for the much acclaimed Yok at Emmanuelle by Sir Mick Licker (as recently been conferred by this title).Waiting to get there on this Saturday ... reports to come on after that...[/QUOTE]Well lets not get carried away. She does have a hot body though. But we don't have anyone else's independent rating yet.BTW, she doesn't french kiss.I'm not that keen to be called "Sir". Its a bit pompus really and I can't even get my spelling and typing correct.Just "Mick" is good.

[QUOTE=Rbamane]Thanks, buddy! Anyone knows what the close down this weekend is? What all is going to be closed this weekend? I wanted to catch a show of Siam Niramit if possible on Sunday...[/QUOTE]Well Taksin likes to close down things :D Just kidding.

ok, i know [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord900][CodeWord900][/url] is not technically a massage parlor, but i decided to post this here.i'd heard good things about the place (for the newbies, [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord900][CodeWord900][/url] is a blowjob bar on soi 8).- thb 700 for bbbj and cim. i went there after a frustrating month of thai girlfriends and a couple of penang massage parlor girls giving me what i can only describe as a "tootsie pop blowjob. "this is my term to describe the pitiful, clueless bj technique in which a girl believes that a cock is like a tootsie pop, where the stick is for holding and the small candy ball at the top is for licking. these girls somehow believe that they don't need to go down any farther than the head of the penis while giving a blowjob, and spend 75% of their time licking the hole at the top, which they mistakenly believe to be the ultimate erogenous zone.of course, this results in an irritating, frustrating experience that is not only not the least bit pleasurable, but often downright agonizing.so, i figured i could escape this dilemma by going to a bar where the girls actually specialize in giving bjs. it's their livelihood, so they must be skillfully-trained experts, right? well, not quite.i went in and chose a young attractive girl named "ple. " she took me upstairs and sat me down in a private booth, separated from the other booths only by a thin black curtain. within a minute i was already regretting my decision, as i could clearly hear loud slurping and smacking sounds coming from the adjacent booths, which, combined with some moaning from the male customers, was a huge turnoff. i don't need to hear some other dude getting his rocks off two feet from me.- no thanks.ple came back and started in with the bj. she began with the classic tootsie pop technique, but i figured that this was just the "appetizer" and that the "real" bj would commence soon. i was wrong.after two minutes of this, i couldn't take it any longer and voiced clear displeasure. she looked up at me with a blank stare as i tried to show her with my hand what she needed to be doing and how it wasn't acceptable to only go down one inch when giving a bj.she nodded and got back to work, going down a bit farther. eventually it was over, and though her technique improved after i tried to coach her, i wouldn't rate her performance any better than a 4-5. "i'm paying for this, " i muttered to myself in disbelief.i continue to be amazed at some of these asian providers. after more than 25 trips to bangkok massage parlors, i have yet to get a truly good hand job. one girl pulled so hard and violently that i thought she was trying to pluck a turnip out of the ground. she was so bad that i actually had to give her the hook after two minutes, like the old gong show with chuck barrett.what is it with these girls? it's their fucking job, for god's sake! you'd think they'd be good at it. why don't the bars/mps teach these girls how to give hand jobs and blowjobs? the massage girls go to school and learn how to give a skilled massage, yet they have no clue about how to give a proper hand job or blowjob. it's mind boggling (and frustrating).am i the only one who's experiencing this? am i in the twilight zone here?[size=-2][b][u]editor's note[/u]:[/b] [blue]i would suggest that the author or another forum member consider posting a link to this report in the reports of distinction thread. please [url=http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/announcement-reportsofdistinction.php?]click here[/url] for more information.[/blue][/size]

[QUOTE=Rbamane]Hello,I was looking at the Thai website of Emmanuelle at [url]http://www.ilikemassage.com/emmanuelle/[/url] and pictures were explanatory enough - but the text was all foreign to me.From the forum reports, I know that the gals with number starting with B are the ones that do a B-course.There are other gals' pics who's numbers start with S, M, L, XL, - these sound like shirt sizes. There are some who's start with XX and V.Can someone knowledgeable tell me what each of these letters mean? Is it to do with the services offered with the gals or what is it really?Thanks,-R.[/QUOTE]Code letters go something like this:V = VIP (usually)B= B Course (as you said)S= Sideline (more Baht)M= Model (even more Baht)L= Luxury (maybe) (even more than even more Baht)XL = Extra LuxuryXX = Extra X rated (no no - just kidding)Some of these categories sound special but are actually ordinary.V - I think is either the lowest or 2nd lowest category in terms of cost.

[QUOTE=Rbamane]....Anyone knows what the close down this weekend is? What all is going to be closed this weekend? I wanted to catch a show of Siam Niramit if possible on Sunday...[/QUOTE]Its not a closure order it's a ban on alcohol sales starting Saturday and running till Monday (some sources quote Sunday)...due to more elections. If you sniff, dig and look hard enough you will find somewhere serving, but it won't be obvious. Apparently patpong served alcohol all last weekend despite the ban, this weekend, who knows.Siam Niramit will be operating as normal, but they won't be serving alcohol (if they ever do!?)

So does that mean the sports bars will all be open but wont serve alcohol... is it? And all the gals should be around... is it?[QUOTE=Meaty]Its not a closure order it's a ban on alcohol sales starting Saturday and running till Monday (some sources quote Sunday)...due to more elections. If you sniff, dig and look hard enough you will find somewhere serving, but it won't be obvious. Apparently patpong served alcohol all last weekend despite the ban, this weekend, who knows.Siam Niramit will be operating as normal, but they won't be serving alcohol (if they ever do!?)[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Rbamane]So does that mean the sports bars will all be open but wont serve alcohol... is it? And all the gals should be around... is it?[/QUOTE]Hard if not impossible to say until the very last minute...depends on what the MIB decide, and then there's the different juristictions which come under different MIB who may decide differently for their area !There's no hard and fast rule, sometimes bars will open but no alcohol, sometimes they are ordered shut, if it's sport you're looking for then i would 'think' that places like Londoner, Dubliner, Huntsman and the like will be open but no alcohol..girly bars...who knows until you turn up !

As I posted earlier in the week, I tried to book Akane for last Saturday using the online Booking Engine on their Website.I am not usually the type of person to book in advance so as you can read from my my reports, more often than not I end up regretting not having reserved the girl I was going to meet.Keeping this in mind, I decided to book my Akane session as early as Thursday (for a Saturday 13:00 session), I logged in to the website, browsed the pictures, ensured the lady I wanted was not already marked as Booked in the Ladies Schedule Section and went ahead with the Booking online Form.I have used it a few times before and always got an Email back confirming the day, time and girl.This time was different, I received no emails and kept checking until Saturday morning: nothing, no word, no postcard, no instant message, no sms, no email, no fax, no telex? you get the idea.Saturday afternoon came and I made it a point NOT to go to Akane, in all fairness, if they don?t want my Business, I won?t force them to take my money.I know I should have called to confirm but I wanted to see if their online service was functional, call me an idiot but I am sometimes very stubborn when it comes to these things. I went to Angels [url]http://angelsoi26.kt.fc2.com/english01.html[/url] to see if all of these new ladies they have featured on the website were really available for a massage and to my positive surprise, they all were in the book.My eyes were locked on 3 specific birds (Pamela, Helen and Ann) but my heart was pushing towards Helen, a former Rainbow Massage [url]http://www.gdiary.com/Rainbow[/url] Superstar.Helen was available but I asked to see the girls in Flesh (to comfort my decision?). A few very cute girls but my eyes stayed locked on Helen, she looked as good in Flesh than in the book so without further discussion I asked her to join me for a 1 hour Oil massage, although I am not sure the ?Massage? part will last very long, if at all.[i]Note to the Readership (aka the Members): I hesitated a lot before finally deciding to reveal the name of the Provider I picked, I understand that after my report she might be heavily booked and/or become a Superstar (at least for a while) but with the service level she offered me, the least I can do is to help her a little bit[/i]Helen is very upbeat while escorting me up the stairs and somehow I know just by looking at her bouncing ass that I made the right choice, right time, right place, right girl and the chemistry is on. The place is very busy so we have to go up almost to the top to find a room available. Helen ensures I am comfortable, turns the AC on and excuses herself. I decide not to waste any time, undress and hop in the shower, waiting for her to return.Upon her return, she laughs at me for being in the shower already while handing me the Soap and Listerine ?you wash your body no soap?? she asks with a grin on her face, to which I reply ?I wait for you in the shower?. She smiles, plays it as if she does not really understand (but I can see from her Grin that she is, she is just playing) ?you want me shower with you? And take off?? she purrs, showing me her sexy top, ?up to you? I say, ?you can keep your Clothes on but they will be wet? I add with a pervert look that she laughs at.With a 1 hour oil massage only, I don?t want to waste any more time so I wash quickly, and god knows it was difficult because Helen?s body is so sexy that I could have fucker right there and then. I am sitting on the bed waiting for her to Finish washing herself (Thai girl are a little shy about cleaning their pussies while you are in the shower), when she comes out and sees me not laying on my stomach she tells me ?you no want Massage?? to what I reply ?If I want a massage, I don?t come to Angel? and she smiled.She approached me and I gave her an innocent little kiss that escalated to a passionate DFK with me caressing her neck. She seemed very responsive because she was dripping wet down there. I decided to take Charge and laid her on her back, kissing her face, licking her ears going down to her neck, arms, stomach, bellybutton, breasts and nipples. She was totally into it as I was treating her like I would treat my girlfriend, lots of Foreplay, nice and slow.We finished Foreplay, she kissed me and thanked me because as she said ?I finish 3 times? but then surprisingly she froze while looking at her watch: ?5 minutes left? she whispered, probably fearing I would be upset about the prospect of not being able to have Sex. I smiled and said ?Mai Pen Rai, we can stay 1 more hour jai mai?? she smiled, nodded and threw herself in my arms resuming the Great DFK we had earlier. [i] one thing I like about Angel is that you do not pay upfront, they mark your Booking time on a ?Bill? and the time you are expected to finish, so that if you book 1 hour, stay more and leave after 1h30mns, they will charge you for the 90mn. Very relaxed and no money issue is discussed beforehands. You can run into headaches in places where you prepay and then have to have the girl call or go out to warn the Mamasan that you want to extend. Angel?s way works fine with me[/i]Back to Helen, she lays me on my back and returns the Favor with a nice Catbath and BBBJ. Her BJ skills are fair but not exceptional so I cut it short, pull her up and feast on her superb tits. She is Hot, wet and rubs her pussy against my cock, I can feel the moisture and heat telling me I am very close to penetration. She goes down to kiss me and by mistake, impales Johnson?s head, she realizes, gets up right away and reaches for a condom. We started Doggy, moved to mish and she finally mounted me cowgirl while staring right into my eyes, needless to say I could not manage to hold for more than a few minutes. We stayed for a few seconds laying on top of one another, panting and Sweating before going to shower.I gave Helen a well deserved 1,500. Although she is far from being Tulip Material (read: Pornstar), she was a great GFE and I have thoroughly enjoyed my 120minutes with her.Will I go back to see her? Probably but not in the near Future which is Why I decided to disclose her name.I understand she might gain Popularity with this review and be booked by some members, good for her, she deserves any help she can get in her quest for money but please remember one thing: YMMV. Do not go in there with her expecting to re-live the exact same experience I wrote, make sure you are nice to her, create a rapport and let things happen for the best!I am sure you won?t be disappointed ;)[size=-2][b][u]EDITOR'S NOTE[/u]:[/b] [blue]I would suggest that the author or another Forum Member consider posting a link to this report in the Reports of Distinction thread. Please [url=http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/announcement-reportsofdistinction.php?]Click Here[/url] for more information.[/blue][/size]

Hey, Nic!Pamela looked really good---even better than Helen. Did you try her? If so, how was she?Canyon

[QUOTE=Canyon]Hey, Nic!Pamela looked really good---even better than Helen. Did you try her? If so, how was she?Canyon[/QUOTE]Hi Canyon,No I haven't tried her yet but she is on my to-do list :)

[QUOTE=Canyon]Hey, Nic!Pamela looked really good---even better than Helen. Did you try her? If so, how was she?Canyon[/QUOTE]Its really fortunate that we all have different tastes. Ann doesn't appeal to me at all, and Pamela is O.K. except nose looks too big, so I would pick Helen (of the 3) based on Photo alone.Can anyone tell me which of these girls are good, that appealed to me from the photos?:Roma, Kristin, Tip (I can see she has small breasts but its no problem), Nicole, and maybe Cherry (but looks like suspect tits and over weight?)."C" looks O.K. but very ordinary service when I tried her last time.Couldn't find a really good looker that was available. Assuming it was bad luck, I am willing to try again. Above all I don't like wide faces, round faces, big or hooked noses, or fake tits (v small tits O.K. as long as shape is still nice), saggy or flat bums, straight hips.So far I find Thonglor 2 girls to be prettier than Angels girls on average.But 1 visit to Angels is clearly not a fair sampling.I just need to find one superb girl at Angels and the problem will be solved.

[QUOTE=NicFrenchy]I have used it a few times before and always got an Email back confirming the day, time and girl.This time was different, I received no emails and kept checking until Saturday morning: nothing, no word, no postcard, no instant message, no sms, no email, no fax, no telex? you get the idea.[/QUOTE]I don't understand :confused:Why not just book by telephone?Isn't this way reliable?Are you concerned about your phone records?Get a cheap small monger-phone with recharge SIM card and set to vibrate only (no ring). Works for me.

[QUOTE=Mick Licker]I don't understand :confused:Why not just book by telephone?Isn't this way reliable?Are you concerned about your phone records?Get a cheap small monger-phone with recharge SIM card and set to vibrate only (no ring). Works for me.[/QUOTE]Cor Blimey! I know that, but somehow carrying several phones is just not for me (I'd fumble between them and fuckup somehow), one thing to know about me is that I hate phones, cellphones in particular. No big deal really.Maybe next time I'll call.

My nephew came visit me in Singapore, I decided to show him around Geylang and also BKK. He is only 18 so doesn't know much, he wants me to show him hot SE Asian nights. Jetstar cheap cheap here we came.The first parlour we checked was Poseidon. The fish bowl was crowded with Chinese tourists, so went up the model lounge. There were 12 girls at the time, and we noticed all has nose jobs except maybe 1, and we both were disppointed at what this most classy parlour in BKK has to offer. The gay papasan showed us foto album. He tried to pushed us several girls, all looked really nice on fotos. My nephew was tempted to try one of them, but I had some reluctance, I never had a satisfactory session with foto girls. The price quote for this one on foto was 6000. I tried to stop him, telling him the real person could be minus 60% of the pic. He insisted he wants to lick this pair of nice tits, and he ordered this one. Papasan told him to wait 30 min and took him up to the room. I know this strategy because once the customer get to the room first to wait for the girl, then very hard to change or cancel. But I do not want to stop him or disappoint him. And the bill was on me.I ended up ordering one of the nose job girl, she seemed friiendly but so so face and body. Price tag was 3500. my session finished first, was okay friendly session with CBJ. I came down the lounge to wait for my nephew and wanted to see the real person of this foto model. After a while, he came down with the girl. Exactly what I thought, foto minus this time 40% is the real person. He said was a great session, bare blow and almost bare back. She offered him, maybe because of his young age, but he said he decided to cover up. Good smart kid. I guess young guns have thier advantages and special treatments. Again, if you pick from the foto, be ready to deduct at least 40% from the foto when the real thing arrives. And if the papasan wants to take you to the room to wait for the lady, you can decline and wait in the lounge, so if the real thing is wreck you have chance to refuse.