FKK Artemis - Berlin

[QUOTE=Sunstar777]Thinkin about it its true mate, however I feel kissing adds an extra level to the experience. Well, hope the girls brush their teeth after each round. Enjoy your stay in Berlin mon ami.[/QUOTE]
No, I don't mean Peanut Butter.

If they don't brush between BJs, they end up with PB or Penis Breath.

You can smell the previous customers dick in her breath.

An ex-girlfriend of mine always used this expression after blowing my dick.

SECOND DAY

My second day in Artemis began after a very tiring working day. But I accept it as a rule: we earn money with work and we waste money with girls.

In this second day I had the opportunity to evaluate the overall population of girls, as it was a less crowded day. I realised the great turnover that took place from my last visit last spring. More than 90% of the girls were new. Percentage: 20% stunning girls, 70% on average, 10% nearly sufficient. Let’s speak of shaved pussy: nearly 100% shaved. Blond and dark girls were equally represented. Percentage of silicon enhanced boobs strongly increased ( our banknotes quietly fly from our pocket to the girls safes, than later from their pockets to the plastic surgeon. That’s capitalistic economy, dudes ).

As I arrived I was kindly approached by Clara, an Italo-Romanian girl. I told her honestly I wanted to relax before having sex, so she couln’t waste her time. Surprisingly, no matter how, she chatted with me kindly for ten minutes more before quitting.

Obviously, after a drink and a sauna, I reached her on the lounge putting my hand on her arse and telling her I was ready. Again, surprisingly, she led me to a sofa where we chatted, had a drink and a sigarette very softly. I was obliged to ask her frankly to go upstair.

Clara

Perfectly described by Toscana, which I strongly recommend for his detailed and true reports.

“Clara, Italy, early twenties
About 1.65 tall
Dark long hair
B breasts

Slim body, great arse, everything inviting

If you want to check, she has rather a hooked nose, which with the slightly crinkly hair gives her a Jewish air”

I also agree with Toscana for her great DFK attitudes. Great kisses. Sufficient to good BBJ.

But I must disagree for the rest.

I was allowed to deep fingering her pussy and she definetly liked it.

While on mish she did her job honesly, moaning in the right way. But on doggy she was stellar.

I took my time to reach my orgasm and while approaching it she began to pace her moanings and, mostly, her pussy contractions on my movements. She really sucked my cock with her pussy. The result was a incredibly long and deep orgasm. Raising myself later from the bed I felt my legs nearly trembling. One of the greatest experience with providers ever had (related to doggy).

Rates.
Body 8/10 ( could be twin with Debbie, but not so stunning)
Face 7/10
GFE 8/10
Repeat: yes

After such an experience I longly took care of me: an extra-long sauna, the swimming pool, than again the 90° sauna, than rested in the downstairs longe. Later I dined.

While relaxing on the main lounge after dinner I was twice approached by Bianca, a well known provider in Artemis. I refused her.

In that period I was hunting a very stunning girl, 1,70, dark blond long hairs, smooth but curled at the bottom, fishnet stockings, tanned athletic body. Sadly I had no session with her as when I was still recovering she was free but when ready she was working. My call to the philosophy of this forum which is sharing experience: this time I ask you related informations, if any, as I’m planning another visit in this late October and I’m looking forward fucking her.

Aroused but doubtful, I was ready to do my mistake: while on the downstair kino I allowed to be approached by Jane.

As I told you before, Toscana is a very trustworthy collegue, so I report his description, which I totally agree:

Jane

“There is another Artemis girl from Hamburg called Jane who falls into the room worker category. She is very charming too. And sensational to look at. Perfectly straight blonde hair down to the butt, must be 1.80 tall, and everything slender except for the C breasts which looked all natural to me. I didn't go with her, but anyone who doesn't worry about the kissing could land well with her. Must look fantastic in those mirrors. Can't comment on the service of course”.

In the room downstairs, protected by the curtain, she did her best to earn the money, but sucking my cock was a failure. She was really stunning but cold. A freezen stockfish gives you more. While working on my dick (she is another girl: ”don’t touch my neck, don’t touch my hairs, I pace the rhythm”) she even told me she couln’t go deeper due to my hairs (…!). Probably all the men from Hamburg have shaved pubes. I couln’t be aroused totally in such a situation, although in the mirrors was superlative. While approaching the time to quit, I even perceived her subtle disappointment as she couln’t earn 110E. Opinions may vary: IMHO she performed a mechanical and cold BBJ, could even say awful. Her opinion is probably different.

Rates:
Body 9,5/10
Face 9/10 ( a teen face over an outstanding body)
GFE 5/10 ( her deepest thought was: “oh, don’t worry, it happens”)
Repeat: yes if you are filled up with stamina and you don’t care of anything else.

Midnight was in few minutes and the day after was another hard working day. As the girl I was dreaming up had just been approached I got bored and decided to give up and reached the hotel with the usual Turkish taxi.

To the next

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Friday is a holiday in Germany so will head to Artemis - I normally go on Saturdays. Anyone else heading there? Would like to meet up with with some ISG brothers.

-I arrived at La Folie at 2:00am. It had been about two years since my last visit. Did the locker room change and got undressed. The towels they provided this time were a bit bigger than my last visit.
Feeling very comfortable I looked around. The place was empty and the selection of girls were slim but all you need is one. The pole dancer looked like Bridget Bardot. She was 24 married to a 51 year old man. I smiled and she approached me and took me to the room overlooking the stairs. The room had a one way mirror overlooking the stairs( I hope) She was amazing, blond, wet and smelled like hot sex . The sucked, wanted to be sucked , mounted and wrapper her legs around me like an real girl fiend.
If any one can tell me her name ,thanks. I can still remember the smell of sex and I would like to match the name to the experience
I had spent from 4-6 that afternoon and the night before at Artimas. Although I enjoyed my time at Artimas the 2 hours spent at La Folie with the Blond pole dance was the best sex I had in Berlin.

Howdy,

I plan to get back to Artemis in about a week from now. I've been to Artemis a few times before and it's one of my favorite FKKs. However, I've never been there on a Sunday before. I'm sure it's more mellow than on Fridays & Saturdays, but is there still a good selection of honeys to choose from?

Just wondering, but I'll be there none-the-less.

DSK

[QUOTE=Visual]-I arrived at La Folie at 2:00am. It had been about two years since my last visit. Did the locker room change and got undressed. The towels they provided this time were a bit bigger than my last visit.
Feeling very comfortable I looked around. The place was empty and the selection of girls were slim but all you need is one. The pole dancer looked like Bridget Bardot. She was 24 married to a 51 year old man. I smiled and she approached me and took me to the room overlooking the stairs. The room had a one way mirror overlooking the stairs( I hope) She was amazing, blond, wet and smelled like hot sex . The sucked, wanted to be sucked , mounted and wrapper her legs around me like an real girl fiend.
If any one can tell me her name ,thanks. I can still remember the smell of sex and I would like to match the name to the experience
I had spent from 4-6 that afternoon and the night before at Artimas. Although I enjoyed my time at Artimas the 2 hours spent at La Folie with the Blond pole dance was the best sex I had in Berlin.[/QUOTE]


When I used to go to La Folie, years ago, there were some of the prettiest girls I have ever seen. However, the seating always made it difficult to talk to the girls. Plus, my limited German did not help. Now that I look back upon the early days of the clubs (including Atlantis) I realize how small they are when you compare them to the clubs today. Still, I have very romantic feeling about those earlier times.

[QUOTE=Devilspinkick]Howdy,

However, I've never been there on a Sunday before. I'm sure it's more mellow than on Fridays & Saturdays, but is there still a good selection of honeys to choose from?

Just wondering, but I'll be there none-the-less.

DSK[/QUOTE]

You probably should not worry too much unless you're really picky for any reason. Germans fuck anytime ;-) I think this tendency of girls picking Sunday for their day off is more noticable far more south in Europe.

I appreciate the input. I am (IMO) quite picky, but I've always had good luck at Artemis in past visits. I agree that horny Germans don't get hung up on the whole ''Sunday'' thing the way they do in the Mediterranean. I'm in Barcelona at the moment. Can't wait to get to Berlin. There are some hot mommas here in Spain. Too bad they don't have FKK type of establishments here.

May post a review of my two upcomming trips to Artemis (ie. , Sunday and Tuesday I reckon).

DSK

[QUOTE=Devilspinkick] Too bad they don't have FKK type of establishments here.DSK[/QUOTE]
Isn't all the clubs outside Barcelona (and many other Spanish cities for that matter) more or less the same as German FKK's?
Forget about "method of payment" and other details, but fundamentally it's all about the same i.e. good selection of high quality pussy at low cost.

Ugga Bugga!

I have to say that I'm yet to find anything that resembles an FKK in Spain, and I've been to quite a few cities here (Madrid, Malaga, Seville, etc.). Sure they have ''casas'' and plenty of nightclubs, but not wonderful establishments like FKKs were the ladies are walking around butt naked. If anyone knows of such a place in BCN then let me know ASAP because this is my last night in BCN.

It's also been my experience that clubs in BCN like to gouge you with overpriced drinks (I hate that). In German FKKs the drinks are either free or cost very little. Of course in most FKKs the drinks are non-alcoholic.

The casas are boring places were you just walk in, fuck, and walk out. A one hour affair at the max. At the FKKs I can spend an entire evening hanging out. And I usually do.

I also hate that most casas in Spain are difficult to find even if your Spanish is good (not me). You have to find the address and then figure out what number to buzz. It's a pain in the arse. I like how the FKKs have big signs lit-up proclaiming proudly ''Horny guys! The *****s are in here! ''

Just my take on it. None the less, I've had a good time in Spain mostly doing touristy stuff. The weather has been good.

Think I might visit Riviera tonight (thanks for the map guys). I'll arrive in Berlin tomorrow.

DSK

Ok got you. Think these are details of academic nature though. Just imagine how Germay and Spain play in a complete different leauge compared to the rest of at least western Europe. What I'm really after, it's a pity complaining when you're in heaven anyway.
BTW I'm talking chica's and not football!

back at artemis after not visiting since december 07. then, was blown away by the myriad beauties from poland, hungary, czech, baltics, etc.

last night was first time back. i noticed a drop-off in the looks department from previous visits, but still managed to have a good time, albeit, this is the first time i have been at an fkk where the number of guys in silly white robes, doubled or even tripled the gals. a sea of round white is not a good sign.

i am admittedly picky, so i may be unfair, but there were only maybe 6 gals i saw last night who i would have wanted to be with. add in personality, or the requisite positive demeanor and it was probably 4.

here’s who i saw. samira, from slovakia and jana from germany.

first, samira. positives: beautiful, tall, dark, dark hair, non-rushed, sat with me without pushing for a room for 20 minutes, i asked her to the room, otherwise, she might have sat and cuddled for many more minutes. very nice relaxing cuddling. negatives: i do not speak much german and no slovakian. positives: she tried to communicate and kept trying. a good sign and worth a mile in the cross cultural communication department. nice smile and laughs at herself. i gave her a back rub in the room, which i think she appreciated and helped break the ice, but the physical aspect was missing some heat and it was not roman fireworks. a sweet girl to be sure, but not sure i would repeat. we’ll see, but she was genuine and sweet. i then recovered by spending some time in the sauna and went back to the field.

i waited about an hour, and as each minute ticked, i wondered if artemis was losing its luster, no pun intended. i changed location several times. there was a brunette looker dancing near and on the pole stage with a bleach blonde friend who was a real beauty, pierced nose and above her lip far to the side, but i never saw her go with a guy the 4 hours i was there. i don’t know who she is, but i did not want to approach her as she seemed to be like the hottest chic in high school who only went after the guys who were dicks. anyone know who she is?

i moved again, circling like a plane in a holding pattern, and then spotted a gal i had not seen all night. she looked like my type. lithe, demure, yet confident, sitting on the round couch without the curtains adjacent the pole stage in the room nearest the food room. i was still too far away to be absolutely certain at what i saw, but i briefly glanced at her and bright blue eyes peered outward through strawberry blonde hair. i looked down as my glance shifted without fixating in a rude, lurid way and i noticed that she was fit, all natural, with nary an ounce of body fat.

i said what the heck, there is no one else here i am interested tonight. and just went up to her and sat down, introducing myself. she was inviting, and as i sat down and looked in her eyes, i noticed, whoah, she is a lot hotter up close. she told me her name was jana, and that she was from germany. i have heard mixed reviews of the german gals working the clubs, i. e. some are cold, whereas some are very professional and fun. i tried to size her up. she was very natural, easy going and seductive. inviting, by letting her hair or breast rub against me but nothing obnoxious. the more i spent time with her, the more i realized that in my book, she was very hot in the looks department and she was a cool person. so up we went, and as she stood up, she was a lot taller than i expected. and she held my hand and as we walked the gauntlet of saturday night white.

without going into graphic detail, this woman was a sexual dynamo, long wet french kisses, one of the best i have ever had. vocal, erotic, took initiative, talked to me, moaned at all the right times. she was wet inside without any assistance. whoah. what a woman. restored my hope in the place. she doesn’t work every day, and i don’t know how selective she is, but she’s a real keeper & deserves as all the gals do, to be treated well and with respect. she rocked my world, one of the best sexual experiences of my life.

so here’s my data:
samira, slovakian
tall, fit, but big boned,
face: 8.5
body: 8
performance: 6.5
attitude: 8.5 – 9

jana
tall, super fit, lithe….runway potential except for a missing tooth
face: 9.5
body: 9.5
performance: 10
attitude: 10

went back to artemis tonight. plan to go back monday or tuesday this week. report later.

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Would have posted sooner, but I've been flying around a lot. Just arrived back in the San Francisco Bay last night.

After spending a few days in Spain I finally arrived back in Berlin. And my first order of business after checking into the hotel was to head straight to Artemis. I got there around 6PM this past Sunday. The lady at the front desk wasn't as friendly as usual, but what can you say? I spied some cute blondes as I made my way to the locker room were a couple of black American dudes were being loud and obnoxious. Referring to the ladies as "bitches". Very crass.

Got changed and decided to do a walk of the place. For a Sunday there were quite a few people. I would say the average looks of the women were about a 6. 5. The ratio of guys to gals was about 1:1, so the handful of really hot chicks got snatched up very quickly. I'm rather picky and was just taking in the scene while turing away the average gals that came up to me.

This one lady name "Dominica" approached me and though not hot. She was easy on the eyes. Short Polish gal with short blonde hair. Small tits. Little butt. She turned out to be not so good in the room. When (after only 15 mins) she's demanding that I hurry up and come. I call it quits and cut my losses. Hey. It's just part of the game.

I pumped some iron in their little weight room to get my muscles worked up and then splashed around in the pool. While heading back up the stairs to the main bar area, a pretty Romanian gal named "Estelle" blocked my path and asked me if I wanted to go to a room with her. She was medium height with long black hair. Nice boobs & butt. I decided to take her up on the offer and she turned out to be pretty good. The only caveat is that she tried hard to get me extend to an hour. I only do that if the lady is GREAT. She was good. But not great. Gave her a little extra for a tip.

By this time it was past 11PM and I felt that I still had some juice left in me so after relaxing for a while I made my way back to the main bar. It was quite festive with still quite a few people and a gal swinging on the pole.

Anyway. There was a Polish lady who had been turning heads all night. She approached me earlier but I said "maybe later". It was now around midnight and when she came up to me again I just couldn't say no. Her name was Katia (sp? ) and she was tall with straight, light brown hair. Magnificent pair of bolt-ons. Nice butt. Overall a hot bod. She was good in the sack. Very energetic. Best of the three by far. Wish I had gone with her earlier. My experiences got increasingly better with each lady. Overall a pretty good night.

By this time it was past 1AM and I needed to get some rest (planned to do some touristy stuff the next day). There was a blond from Russia and and dark-skinned gal from Lithuanian whom I had turned down. In hindsight; both seemed like they would have been good and I wish I had tried them out. That's life. No? Maybe next time.

I also saw a couple of Brasileiras at the establishment. Was interested in trying one of them out when I returned the following Tuesday.

DSK

I got up in the morning to visit the local Beate Uhse store and fill my belly at a Thai restaurant near the Zoologisher Garten. Then hopped on the S-9 to Westkreuz.

Walked through the doors of Artemis around 1PM. At that time there were far more women then men (I like those odds) and I immediately saw some different faces. In fact as I was changing clothes a very pretty Asian lady walked into the locker area, smiled and said "Hi! " (to me). Didn't see her there last Sunday. I replied in kind and said that maybe I'd see her later. After changing I made my rounds of the place. The place was low-key, but there was enough cuties to look at to keep me interested.

In the main bar I saw the Asian chick lounging on one of the couches. I took a few sips of apple cola and went over to talk to her. She said her name was Gunya and she was from Bangkok. She had a petite, toned body. Cute little butt. She said she only worked at Artemis once a week to have some extra spending money. We agreed to go upstairs and I must say she was quite the dynamo. She really got into the sex and at one point she reached orgasm while bouncing on top of me. She said something in German which I think was "My god. I've come on your banana! "

After having fun with Gunya. I got cleaned up and relaxed around the pool area to recharge. Around 3PM I made my way back to the main bar.

Another new face caught my eye and after some eye contact I approached a lady who called herself "Channelle". She had an average face at best but a slim body with nice fake boobs and cool tats. Long, curly brown hair. Pretty ass. She was a Berliner! Communication was a bit of a problem because she spoke only German and I don't speak it so well. Regardless, we agreed to head to a room and speak the universal language. She turned out to be very passionate as well with a lot of kissing and such. She climaxed at least once for sure. Two GFE-type experiences. At an FKK? This day was going well.

I spent 40 minutes lifting weights in the fitness studio to get the blood good and pumping; afterwards got cleaned up and made my rounds.

It was now around 6:30PM & it was getting a bit livelier. More ladies had arrived. Some I'd seen on Sunday and some I hadn't. There was a group of 4 rather attractive blonds hanging out on a couch (yes, in the main bar again). One that really caught my eye was a tall, thin, blond (not likely natural). She turned towards me a couple of times, but I was just scanning the room.

I eventually plopped down on a couch and was just chilling out, not paying particular attention to anyone. When out of no where I feel the soft body of a female pressed up against my head and a voice says "How are you doing? ". I look back and it's the thin blond gal stretched out on top of the couch and looking down at me. From afar she was attractive. Up close she was downright gorgeous. Very pretty face, baby blue eyes, and the kind of body I like (thin but shapely). She had some very prominent tattoos. I must say I find a few tats on a lady to be a turn on, don't know why.

Her name was "Roxanne" and she said she was a Russian/Greek mix. She said that her friends call her Paris because of her resemblance to Paris Hilton. In reality her skin is much darker and IMO she has a better body than Ms. Hilton. She also made it very clear that she loved black men (which I happen to be). She initiated kissing on the couch. Well I wasn't about to pass up this beauty. So of course we headed to a room.

We talked quite a bit and apparently she works the entire German FKK circuit. She rotates through Oase, Palace, World, Artemis, and others on a regular basis. She's also done work in Amsterdam & Japan on occasion. She claimed to not speak much English; truthfully her English is better than most Americans.

Whether she really likes black guys or not, all I know is that she started off with passionate french kissing and it only got better from there. The sex was hot and heavy and I admit I lost track of time. It was definitely more than the allotted 30 mins. When we were both spent, we chatted for a few minutes and she asked me to marry her a few times. Of course I didn't take that seriously and the fact is I'm not a "one woman" type of guy. Told her as much. If I was a guy of weaker constitution I would have considered it based on her looks alone. She asked if she could take a nude photo of me to add to her collection/data base. I figured why not? Wouldn't be the first time. Paid her €120 because the time was certainly closer to an hour.

After all the action I got cleaned up and grabbed a bite to eat at the on site restaurant. By now it was approaching 9PM and though I would have liked to go one more round, I needed to get packed up and catch and early morning flight to Moscow. I'll be sure to give myself more time next trip.

Three great experiences in a row, what a day! Can't wait to return to this wonderful city and visit Artemis again. Need to check out some other nightlife options as well. However, I won't come back to Germany until next spring at the earliest. In the meantime, I'll have to settle for locales such as Brazil & the Philippines. How will I ever manage?

DSK

Hi Dudes,
If you'll appologize, I'll skip the usual stuff around the facilities as to be read elsewhere on this thread. But sure it's a nice place, and I arrived around nine on a Sunday.
Plenty to choose from as usual, but I was badly planned for what to focus on in this event. I usually decide in advance for skinny/fat, tall/short blonde/black, bimbo/latin or whatever my stereoids tell for the day. (plus tattoos and piercing goes well in all shapes/forms)
Personally I think it's a big shame not more of you guys takes the advantge of the opportunity to "half" public sex. Let's go that not everyone get the same kick out of this as me, but every time I'm into it, there's plenty of spectators (even sp's maybe thinking there's easy bite around). So this MUST be something around shyness or whatever kind'a odd in a place like that.
When approached in front of the main bar (where I usually fancy sitting) (and obviously if they gone through my chemistry filter) I'll normally offer the "buy" if they'll service at the spot. Till this day, none of them has accepted so I usually end up in the Kino which is ok as well.
Last Sunday we where three couples shaggi'n in the upper Kino at the same time, and then there was as narrow in the doorway as in the bank buying Icelandic currencies.
(sorry for typoooos, this latency kills me)
Tall Russian, long black hair, huge ass and big tits, very friendly, surprisingly firm and very encouraging.........go and buy, as my US stockbroker keeps telling these days.
Short Slovakian, very pretty with looooooong high heel boots ketp on, surprisingly sloppy (btw, I find it so easy to reveal when babes don't do their excercises :-), however this time I found it pretty sexy, so recommended as well.
C U without robe next time?

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