Let's see:
First of all (Dan), if what had occurred had been "bad sex", we wouldn't be having this conversation. "No physical contact" would be an imperfect, but more accurate representation.
I stated the purchase of an hour. The phone never rang. I was HUSTLED out of the room by the girl, and I do not recall anyone asking me at check out if I actually received an hour worth of service (yes, I was drunk, but in that as I was fuming mad about the situation, believe I would have remembered being offered recourse).
I also did not have a stopwatch (although there was a comment made by Victor), and don't (as should be apparent) intend any dishonesty so I will downgrade my statement, to it being my PERCEPTION that I received substantially less than an hour of service. This perception may have been aggravated by the young lady in question starting to herself run into the shower, and push me there and into getting dressed after what could have been no more than about 20-25 minutes "together". I could reasonably conjecture a scenario (encompassing showers, dressing, et, all)where the door opened at something like say the 48 or 50 minute mark without being outside the bounds of "Dan's" perception and the other controls.
"Of course, if you book the room for one hour and leave the room before the time is over, that's your decision and they won't give you a refund. You can thank your friend for giving me a big laugh, as I'm already imaginating him at a McDonald, asking the manager to pro-rate the hamburger and the coke because he's too drunk and didn't finish them. :D I guess that when he leaves his hotel room before 12:00, he also asks them to pro-rate the time of stay by the minute. :D :D"
Much as I'm sure you would like to characterize my behavior in this manner, I can assure you that it isn't accurate (and as mentioned, I was HUSTLED out of the room). You can ask our mutual friend here...I'm actually pretty generous (he has gotten on my case about overtipping), and tend to be VERY tolerant and forgiving of fault and failure in others. And DEFINITELY not prone to quibble over little things, letting most everything "slide". But this shit was fucking ridiculous.
"Concerning the girl, if you're not happy with her, they change girl for you at no cost to you. Roberto and Viktor are very keen on this and you know that too."
And again, as previously stated, this policy is not stated or made clear anyplace in the club....and I committed the grievous sin of failing to memorize the last 75 pages of the forum......Man, like Mandrake must be your hero or something. I guess I also failed to stand and be stroked as a "Godlike King Monger" by the managers (and I do mean no personal slight to them..they are doing a job)...apparently an integral part of the experience. I have the sneaking suspicion (based on how personally you seem to be taking my criticism of my experience at K5)that you are the kind of guy who thinks that your bartender and your pit boss in Vegas are "close personal friends".
The entirity of my personal experience aside, it appears that the usage or non-usage this club depends strongly on opinion and personal preference (As Dan put it, we're both right). If what is important to you is stuffed gorillas, space murals, microchips in the keys, fancy computer displays, and getting stroked by the managers, then by all means, knock yourself out.
Personally however, I prefer to have TWO similarly attractive girls for the same price....hopefully at least one of them does something vaguely resembling what she is supposed to be doing.
Regarding my characterization as "3 story rip-off palace"....again everyone is entitled to their perception, including myself.....and in that I spent 4000 some KC and left with nary a happy memory that statement pretty well sums up mine.
B9k
