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[QUOTE=Bkkdog;2039252]With the exception of the dark skin, you would have loved the 20 year old I had from SephanKwai. She had braces, a belly ring, a tramp stamp, and a huge tattoo on her back and left arm. Very naughty.[/QUOTE]I'll read up on Sephankwai now. A search here with that spelling didn't turn up anything so I'll hit Google.
Thanks!
[QUOTE=SearcherMan;2039119]I will return next month after a 12 year hiatus. My, prices have gone up. But it seems like I have choices. I will be staying just off Soi 22, and according to reports, the bar and massage section seems to have expanded there. I met a mamasan-ish 43 year old on thaicupid who works at Cho Cho at Queen Park Plaza. She said she has what I want there, a dark skin Isaan with tats and a tongue pierce. Color me skeptical. So many women online think we all want a bleach faced "nice" hooker. I want something hot, dark, and slutty. So I will check out Cho Cho, but can find no reviews. Any review on the girls there? Crazy House seems to get good reviews here, so definitely on my list. Any luck for me finding my type there? How should the other Soi Cowboy gogo's and bars?
I had a freelancer way back who freelanced on Soi Cowboy occasionally. Any more of that now? I see on YouTube Nana is even thicker with FL's than I remember, but I don't want to go there, I want to avoid dealing with a cab ride, and the inevitable ask for cab fare by the girl.[/QUOTE]Well I heard rumours of Police clamp down on Soi 4 so FLs maybe not so thick. Depends who risks the roundup.
In Crazy House you have Smoothy's girl Ice, with very dark skin, heavily covered in tats and piercings, very raunchy type. I call her "Geronimo" in reference to the heavy war paint on a dark skin. I couldn't do her, as her face is not my type, a bit non feminine to say the least, but could be perfection for you. She is by no means one of the most ugly. Has implants but they are probably better than the sag bags she used to have. There are quite a few extra raunchy girls that I tend to stay clear of. If they were really pretty, I could change my mind, I guess. I tend to prefer girls that are moderately well behaved, even if totally naked. Not sure why. I suppose it is about choosing girls that are not putting on a big fake act, and just having some level of demureness about them.
Normally the pretty girls don't have to act so raunchy to get customers, so they don't. Raunchy seems to be a "suck the Farang in" mechanism, and it works.
Not too sure about freelancers around Cowboy. Not much going there, other than LBs and blackies. Street in Sukhumvit or some other sois may be better
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In Crazy House you have Smoothy's girl Ice, with very dark skin, heavily covered in tats and piercings, very raunchy type. I call her "Geronimo" in reference to the heavy war paint on a dark skin. I couldn't do her, as her face is not my type, a bit non feminine to say the least, but could be perfection for you. She is by no means one of the most ugly. Has implants but they are probably better than the sag bags she used to have. I tend to prefer girls that are moderately well behaved, even if totally naked. Not sure why. I suppose it is about choosing girls that are not putting on a big fake act, and just having some level of demureness about them.[/QUOTE]If you have ever chatted with Ice, you would know that she is extremely well mannered and sweet. The wild look she portrays is misleading. However, I like that wild look. Her wild look is so unique that I would think every guy would want to take a ride at least once just for the experience. I haven't met a girl who looks like her anywhere in the world. The drawbacks with her is she has had kids so her pussy isn't all that tight, she puts tons of lotion on her body and I don't like the feel of that, and she demands a condom (she is fine with no condom for BJ). But she is very willing to please in bed, will do whatever you like and has plenty of energy. She's also a great girl just to hang out with, she can hold a conversation in English. As wild as she looks in the bar, she dresses quite nicely when you take her out of the place.
The only girl I have seen in Bangkok who is even remotely close to being as unique as her was that bleached blonde haired girl at Long Gun a while ago. They are rare finds, might as well give them a go at least once.
[QUOTE=SearcherMan;2039275]I'll read up on Sephankwai now. A search here with that spelling didn't turn up anything so I'll hit Google.
Thanks![/QUOTE]Check my user blog at the bottom of the forum and look in the Bangkok reports or you can search my posts or in the reports of distinction. You are probably spelling it wrong.
[QUOTE=Smoothy;2039396]If you have ever chatted with Ice, you would know that she is extremely well mannered and sweet. The wild look she portrays is misleading. However, I like that wild look. Her wild look is so unique that I would think every guy would want to take a ride at least once just for the experience. I haven't met a girl who looks like her anywhere in the world. The drawbacks with her is she has had kids so her pussy isn't all that tight, she puts tons of lotion on her body and I don't like the feel of that, and she demands a condom (she is fine with no condom for BJ). But she is very willing to please in bed, will do whatever you like and has plenty of energy. She's also a great girl just to hang out with, she can hold a conversation in English. As wild as she looks in the bar, she dresses quite nicely when you take her out of the place.
The only girl I have seen in Bangkok who is even remotely close to being as unique as her was that bleached blonde haired girl at Long Gun a while ago. They are rare finds, might as well give them a go at least once.[/QUOTE]Ice is on my list! And MILF's always have rated high in my bed too. Is a walk from CH to Hotel 27 on Soi 22 too far? I remember it being not that far, but a girl might think otherwise.
Nothing on the bar Cho Cho? The photos make the girls look dressed for the prom. I've only partaken of FL's in BKK. My beer bar experience was on Soi 7 in Pattaya, back in the day. I like it where they dress in sexy street clothes like there. Any of those on Cowboy or Soi 22?
A note on Thaicupid. It is a good place to meet former bar girls, turned semi-pro MILF's. I'm settling on one who said we could roll in her hometown in Buriram. Works out great since I'm going to Savannakhet, and she may come with. She can't leave for BKK. She's a hot looking 31, with tattoos, of course. Like others I've met at thaicupid, they either settle in doing massage in BKK, or a regular job near their kids in their hometown. They are open to LT and understand sex is involved.
[QUOTE=ParkVille;2037913]Wanted a massage with extras. Walked down Soi 22 to scope out all the massage ladies. Not much talent so got bored with that. Tired from running errands all day, headed back to my condo on suk 15. Fired up wechat figuring one of the massage shops nearby has something. Nothing nearby that looked good. But because I opened the app, it resulted in 2 freelancers messaging me. The first one had a status message of "100% deaf girl. " We chat, only the real basics about meeting up and such. She sends me an image of the inside of a restaurant on Soi 5 (nobody in the picture). I tell her to come to my place. At which point she says she "need money. " So I video called, remembering advice on this forum to scope out the goods on video and not go by profile pictures. Answered but no video. Called again, no answer. Started browsing nearby and saw a second profile with the same exact status of "100% deaf girl" but different pictures. Figured it was a money-send scam and reported her for fraud to wechat. She later video calls me and it turns out it really is her, but a little less cute than in the pictures. Still do-able. She says how much, I say 2500 and she arrives very soon (10 minutes), sending pictures of various buildings along the way.
She arrives, and reasonably cute. Not rather cute as she was looking in her profile pictures (decent cleavage, slim and cute face, not too tan), which must have been older or shopped as she was slightly heavier and more tan. I never gave her the deaf test (like shouting behind her or something LOL). She doesn't understand how to read basic english, she was translating everything on google translate and continued to do this in the room..[/QUOTE]This has to be one of the funniest stories I've ever heard!
[QUOTE=Bkkdog;2039416]Check my user blog at the bottom of the forum and look in the Bangkok reports or you can search my posts or in the reports of distinction. You are probably spelling it wrong.[/QUOTE]In google maps it's spelled "Saphan Khwai", not "Sephan Kwai".
[QUOTE=Biggusdickus;2039503]In google maps it's spelled "Saphan Khwai", not "Sephan Kwai".[/QUOTE]Yep! When trying to put Thai names into English, all sorts of spellings are possible, and some can be misleading. Some can be just typos.
Saphan Khwai means Buffalo Bridge. Sounds like Sa-parn.
Strangely although accurate vowel sounds is not important in English speaking (every country pronounces differently), it is far more important in Thai.
If we say "River Khwai" or "River Kwai" to Thai people they are unlikely to understand. In Thai, it is actually called the River Khwae (sounds like Quair). This time nothing to do with Khwai (buffaloes) at all. If look on Google Maps can actually see the rivers Khwae Yai and Khwae Noi, the big and small tributaries.
The girl I did last night spells her name Aum. That is misleading for me. I spell it Oom as it rhymes with Boom-Boom, that lovely bargirls euphemism for fucking. Oom really likes a good Boom-Boom.
On a complete tangent, I looked in Crazy House last night, since Oom said she was working. Used to be number 91 now perhaps 78 or 79. Tall skinny girl but still nice soft small tits. Very shy but very good for enthusiastic fuck once she gets going. Always worth getting 2 or 3 tequilas into her first to loosen her up. She lost many kilos so is extra sleek and sexy now. I love it.
Oom was late, stuck watching a silly nasty Thai Lakhorn (Soapy) on the TV, "Mia Luang". Fortunately she arrived not long after me. I enjoyed the fuck immensely at ST Hotel Asoke Place. Since it is not a busy night, they allow me to go well over the hour for my room fee of 350 Baht. So I avoid mongering on Fridays and Saturdays at Cowboy for this reason. Others staying the night in a nearby Hotel, won't have this factor. I have actually cut bar attendance right back, since it tends to waste money. I could probably meet the girls privately.
It is the first week of the school term for primary and secondary schools. This seems to coincide with the return of a lot of bargirls away since Songkran, even if my girls have no baby, so I don't quite see why this is. All the girls I do regularly were present at CH, and are slim, Oom, Jane and Jun. I exclude the long gone favourites Nat, Donut, May-Lee. Jun has reddish blonde hair and looks vaguely like Keira Knightley. Jane No. 4 is little girl from Surin but hot and popular. One to Two months back, all my regular girls would have been missing. I haven't found any new exciting girls at CH. So just keep repeating the old ones. CH was really at it's best 3 to 4 years ago when line up was smaller but quality. Oom was there even in the beginning, aged 17 at the time. LOL. No girls like that age any more in CH. Police shut downs happen frequently to places with illegal girls. CH is at least part owned by some big Police guys. LOL
At first I thought I was sitting next to an Indian guy last night, but I must have been mistaken. Misread the accent, and did not look exactly Indian. Equally dark though. I am told Indians are not allowed in because they are too much hassle and trouble makers, in general ( I realise all to well that this is quite unfair to the well behaved ones). Perhaps Indians will be allowed if accompanied by a regular well known customer.
As I exited Crazy House last night, the strangest thing. A huge line of about 12 girls, perhaps with some guys, were waiting to come into Crazy as customers. They looked like Koreans (maybe). I forgot my umbrella inside Crazy, which was later to prove important. Thailand seems to have two rainy seasons these days, and the first lesser rainy period has definitely been going for over a week now. Fortunately was not quite "bucketing down" but I had to buy an umbrella later for 120 Baht ( a longer handle type).
[QUOTE=Biggusdickus;2039503]In google maps it's spelled "Saphan Khwai", not "Sephan Kwai".[/QUOTE]Thanks guys. I found the neighborhood on the map. Looks like an easy rail ride from Asok BTS. While I eventually liked winding up in Pattaya on my last trip, I really loved the mix of mongering, street food and cultural sights in BKK.
[QUOTE=Franciscass;2038987]I was sipping a tea at the Oriental in the Emporium reading an article in the Economist on artificial intelligence. I looked at my watch it was mid afternoon. I had been up and down 24, 26 even 33 where I rarely venture. I must have visited 10 or 12 shops but found nothing to my spec. I saw a few new faces but all were lacking in one way or another. I smiled at some who knew me from previous sessions and I could see the disappointment when I left without heading upstairs with them. I began thinking about my specs and how it limits my choices. I thought for example fake noses are a big turn off for me and something a friend told me came to mind. I remember him saying Francis it's not fake noises that bothers you, no it's badly done fake noses that is the problem bro. I said how so and he said simple because if the procedure is well done you won't know the girl has a fake nose she will most likely look better than before. I began thinking about this because I think my obsession with fake noses is getting a little out of hand. I sometimes think I notice a fake nose and then up-close I realize it's not a fake nose. I feel I am going to have to get a grip on this before it really gets out of control. I might need some help.[/QUOTE]Franciscass,
We're in the same boat. There's something un-natural for me to see an Asian with a nose job. Instant turn off. However there's also other choices I. E keep searching, do a fugly or the old standby of the twin sisters. Palmela and Fistina. Keep it up!
I again couldn't find anything on the circuit to my spec or taste, are Thai girls getting fatter or is it just my imagination, you all know I like slim, so anyway in somewhat of a desperate state I decide to call an old flame from back when. I know she is off the radar due to a sponsorship from a 60 something Norwegian dude but she and I had some amazing chemistry when she was working Cowboy. I know she is exactly what I need so I line her and ask if it's OK to pop around. I am surprised that she calls back immediately almost like she was waiting for my call and asks why I am calling her after so long, it's been about 4 months. I tell her I miss her and want to see her and she says I miss you and want to see you too but my boyfriend coming in 2 days. I say OK no problem and she says yes big problem. I say why she says he know something happen because my pussy not tight after your big dick go inside and I will not be so horny because you make me finish too many times. I say OK kao jai laew khrap the kao sounds like cow LOL anyway it means I understand in Thai although the phrase you would be better getting familiar with is mai kao jai krap which means I don't understand in Thai as it is more likely that you would be in more situations where this would come in handy LOL. I say I see you but no boom boom OK? I wait but I already know the answer, OK ka. I smile because I know exactly what will happen when I get there. I know the chemistry between us and I know she will be unable to control herself when she sees me again and I hold her in my arms. I would say she is one of the best kissers I've met in some 20 years or at least one of the best there have been so many. I know she likes my jokes. I have a repertoire which I keep updating. I love how she laughs while riding me cowgirl when I tell her something funny. I take a while to come so I don't need no jackhammer action and she is slow and our rhythm is pure poetry. I have to say I don't get much jackhammer PSE action anyway from any of my regulars, because of my size and power, a few minutes and its sorry cannot anymore hurt too much darling. I spend an amazing 3 hours there, left completely drained, somewhat poorer but worth every baht. I will have to check down the line to find out what happened when the boyfriend arrived back in town LOL.
[QUOTE=Bkkdog;2039252]With the exception of the dark skin, you would have loved the 20 year old I had from SephanKwai. She had braces, a belly ring, a tramp stamp, and a huge tattoo on her back and left arm. Very naughty.[/QUOTE]I love your style dog, taking the path less traveled. I do the same but not so much the bars more the off the beaten track regular massage shops. I recently found a gem at a place called Ease and Retreat just south of Phayathai BTS. I don't give out names unless I get permission from the girl and she was horrified when I suggested I would mention her on the internet. I'm sorry but I can say its a small shop and she is the masseuse there.
[QUOTE=NeilPatrick;2038258]I'm planning my 3rd trip to LOS within a couple of weeks. I usually try to spend around 5 nights in Pattaya and 2 nights in Bangkok. During my last two trips I had a great time at Climax. I haven't had a chance to check out other places than Thermae. I didn't have much luck at Thermae as I am brown skinned and usually mistaken for Indian or a darker skinned Thai.
In your opinion what are the other alternatives that I could try given that Climax is now gone?[/QUOTE]You could try out Bossy and Shock 39, really depends upon what you are looking for. If you like CIS freelancers, then you may find these places interesting.
Started the night out a For you formally the Best. Same owner. Small bar still with about 20 ladies. Atmosphere was dull last night. Ordered one large bottle of Heineken for 120 Baht. Can't beat that price for the large size in a Bangkok. Moved over to T -Ded and it was the complete opposite. Sat down and ordered another Heineken. They really push you to order food here but I told them I'm not hungry but I would let the girl order some after I found one. There is one ladyboy Moma son who always takes good care of me by recommending ladies and this time, she did not disappoint.
She brought over this stunning sexy 28 year old with large natural see cups, similar to my other girl but with no tattoos or braces. We sat and flirted for a while drinking beers and speaking broken Thai and English together. She kept asking me to boom boom but I wanted to test the waters to see how patient she would be. She hung in there like a trooper so I went ahead and took her. 500 Baht to the Moma and 2,500 for her LT.
Back at my place, I could see she was drunk, but a happy drunk. Quick shower and I couldn't wait any longer to get my hands on those large natural melons. I grabbed on for dear life squeezing, sucking, and dove in for a nice long DATY session. She was squirming all around and screaming, it was a splendid site to see. I couldn't wait any longer and slipped the condom on and went to town on that pussy. To date, she has been the most vocal and active sex partner I have had from T-Ded. Miss, cowgirl, and a very long doggy session to finish. Now this is where it's gets more interesting. We cuddle and talk for about 20 minutes and she starts stroking me and asking if I have power. Second shot? Giddy up! At this stage, I was so horny again, I just took the plunge and it wasn't until I had finished again that I realized it was BB. My mind was just so into this sexy girl and being with her made me feel like I had no other cares in the world.
Body- 8/10.
Atitude - 10/10.
Face-9/10.
Repeat? No because I will fall in love if I do.
[QUOTE=EatALotOpus;2039781]Franciscass,
We're in the same boat. There's something un-natural for me to see an Asian with a nose job. Instant turn off. However there's also other choices I. E keep searching, do a fugly or the old standby of the twin sisters. Palmela and Fistina. Keep it up![/QUOTE]I had this nightmare recently. I got pissed and woke up beside a really bad nose job. I know it's insane but it was horrific nearly as bad as my recurring nightmare when I was younger that I had a small dick. I happily got over that by my early 40's and now most of the time I sleep like a baby maybe because I am usually exhausted from shagging one of my favorites. I take a long time to finish and although I'm in great shape at least that what the girls tell I find I don't have the same recovery energy as I get older. I think I could do with losing a few more pounds. I am usually only good for a single but as that takes 30 minutes or longer I'm happy to head home unless I am with my girlfriend and then I just doze off.