Newbie MP experience. Subtle lessons for the uninitiated and the trepid
hi. i'm a newbie in delhi and also at the art of mongering. in any case, i grew a pair and decided to try out whatever i could get by searching for stuff on the net and using my head as to what should turn out good.
6 months back. i was looking for a good massage, and if a hj came along with it, well it would make my day. i wanted to be discrete about it. not be brazen and make it obvious that i was desperately in need of action. i wasn't aware of isg, so i looked up mps in jd and google (south delhi) and decided to try. first one turned out to be strictly ayurvedic male. to. male. felt kind of embarrassed to ask about female. to. male.
the next one clicked. only after the experience did i find out that. it had had some buzz on the internet a year back but had died down. but it isn't. here's my report.
after asking about rates over the phone. 1.5k for full body massage. i asked "from female?". answer: " 2. 5k for female " and a few seconds silence. then after a little bit of egging on. came the reply. 4.8k for "erotic massage" (1 hr ). well. now i knew i was making headway. i said thank you and hung up and started considering it. i was at sea. i had no idea about what the rates should be like. after much contemplation, i called back and tried negotiating. they wouldn't budge. they kept talking about how good their "service" was. in the end i had to relent and agreed to it for 4. 8k. they said, shower, heater, towels, disposable all inclusive (i made sure ). made an appointment and turned up there in 30 mins. pretty easy to find. on the main road in a residential. nothing seedy about the exterior.
went in. had a small averagely furnished reception / waiting area and an adjoining beauty parlor. in 5 mins, the person who spoke to me over the phone appeared and i told her i'd made an appointment. asked me to wait for sometime or comeback later (girls were out to lunch). immediately sent out a bad vibe. atleast no money was given so i thought. what the hell. might as well come back later, and even if i chickened, i wouldn't lose anything. came back after a good 40 mins. this time they were ready. out come 3 girls and i was asked to pick. quite disappointing. i don't even remember how the others looked. i just picked the one who was the (relatively) best looking among them. north indian, fair smooth skin, pear shaped, long straight hair. makeup a bit on the excess side. around 5'4" i guess. paid the entire 4. 8k upfront- and followed her into the room.
room was good. like a regular decent hotel. comfy large bed, mirror and sofa. good attached toilet with shower cubicle. several clean towels were laid out and the heater was on. (new to the delhi cold ). i was sweating with nervousness. and she noticed it. a few moments of awkward silence and then she asked me to undress. stripped down to my undies, i sat on the bed while she readied the lotion for massage. it was then i decided to grow my balls further and start propositioning.
"won't you undress?". nervous look then she says "i'm not going to undress". soft spoken and nervous. disappointment. i keep trying. "but you know i paid for full body (4. 8k). that's a lot of money ". she was "that's what the rate is " but it's clear from her face that she wasn't aware of the amount given to the owner. then i keep insisting. i didn't go for the 2. 5k option. rather this was promised me as a "full option". then she starts giving excuses like " 2. 5k doesn't include hj but this does etc." and i keep whining and very respectfully telling her that i was getting ripped off here. in the end. she opened more doors. "how much more will you pay?". oh boy. i thought to myself. another round of negotiations and damage. so i start with 500. flat refusal. then upped it to 1k. after a bit more pushing she agrees to 2k for stripping. but i was out of cash, i told her.if i had 2k i would pay immediately. i thought i'd reached a deadlock. but then wonder of wonders, she says. ok. 1k now, another 1k later (i seriously don't know what she meant by that ).
she draws the curtains, makes sure the doors and windows are secure and took of her top and jeans. her face may not be that great and her figure too pear shaped, but she has flawless fair skin, very clean and fragrant. she knelt of the bed next to me in her black underwear. tossing her hair about. clearly nervous. and sheepishly grinned and said "am i fat?". i just smiled and said "you're perfect " (i'm a little crazy. i complement women a lot. even if i have no ulterior motives ). then there was this awkward silence. i leaned in, held her by her shoulders and kissed her. a mild resistance with the tongue then we're all in. action begins.
i'm only describing this in so much detail. because i want you to know how the experience went as a first timer. how i had to be subtle, painstaking and persevering.
anyway. the deal is. she didn't know herself how far this would go. i was sensing her nervousness and she had a thin covering of sweat on her skin. as i explored her body. absolutely clean shaven and flawless skin. she was constantly shuddering and softly gasping as i explored her. then i went for her bra. average breasts (maybe 32b) with light brown nipples (longish ). after some play. off with the panties. perfectly clean shaven and smooth, like the rest of her. felt up her thighs an then started fingering her. by now she was totally heated up. a few more minutes and i decided it was time to go for the home run. she was absolutely ready. but. i didn't have a rubber on me!"no condom!" says i. with quick nervous movements she goes off across the room. naked. and gets a condom. carefully puts it on me whilst stroking and caressing me johnny. then she says " let me be on top ". tosses her hair and climbs on.
now my mind was racing at the speed of sound. here i was looking for a simple massage and hj and i was getting laid (or fs. if you may ). clearly. none of us knew it would get this far.
i'll continue this report later. i just lost power.
cheers.
Call a north east girl Chinki and be jailed for 5 years
This is just to appraise fellow mongers of the law being brought out on what you refer to as beauties from North East. Just be careful around the dames in person so that they do not use this against you knowing the fact how people tend to extract money from people on some pretext of harassment and threat of filing charges!
[B] Call a Northeastern 'Chinki', be jailed for 5 yrs[/B]
The next time you call a person from North East a 'chinki' you could end up behind bars for five years.
How many times have you heard someone call a person from the North East 'chinki'? How many times have you called someone from the North East 'chinki'? Now is the time to watch your tongue before you stereotype someone, because calling someone 'chinki' can land you in jail for up to five years. The term, even though derogatory, has become synonymous with people from North East because of their mongoloid features.
But in an attempt to prevent racial discrimination against people from the North East, the Ministry of Home Affairs has asked all the states and union territories to book anyone who commits an act of atrocity against people from the region under the Scheduled Castes and Scheduled Tribes (Prevention of Atrocities) Act.
Cyberspace has already started debating the pros and cons of this law, and while some people think a rule like this was long due, some feel that five years in jail is a little extreme. We asked people from the North East residing in Delhi if they think that people should be jailed from calling them 'chinki'.
Five years? Hell, ya!
Of course it's fair to send someone to jail for calling us 'chinki'! What did Gandhi do when he was thrown out of the train because of his colour? He started a movement. That was in a foreign land, here we are treated differently and called names in our own country!. A 26-year-old sales executive
In Delhi, people call North Eastern women 'chinki', implying that they are "easy". This is an attack on a person's integrity and dignity. I am glad steps are being taken to stop this kind of discrimination. A 20-year-old DU student
Sending people to prison is going to result in resentment and hostile behaviour. But sometimes these measures need to be taken because the discrimination against people from the North East in Delhi is appaling. A 25-year-old JNU student
A little too extreme.
Being called 'chinki' is very common in Delhi. For that, years of imprisonment isn't exactly required. A week should suffice. A 24-year-old call centre employee
Imprisoning people for five years is a bit extreme. A few weeks should make the difference. But I'm glad this initiative is being taken because it's really difficult for people from the North East to settle down in a place where people just look down upon them all the time. A 21-year-old DU student
Ask me this question after somebody is sentenced to jail for calling someone 'chinki'. I have my doubts. In case it is acted upon, then also I feel imprisonment for five years is way too much. A 27-year-old journalist
New MP in MGF Meg*C*ty mall
Hi Guys,
Just got a call from a seasoned monger that theres a new spa in the mall mentioned in the subject line, called AlCore Spa. (Queer / Shady name!) and he has had a good experience already.
These guys are offering 4 full body massage sessions for 2500 Rs as introductory offer and extras are directly negotiable with the masseuse. (The unsaid word of course, not on their scheme brochure LOL)
So this works out tidy- 625 bucks per massage plus some 400 or so for other services- come out neat, tidy, refreshed and minus the tension in the loins- all for some 1000 bucks.
I will try this out this week when I am in Gurgaon next. Do give it a try if someone is closeby. Gurgaon usually has decent girls in MPs so I am keeping the fingers crossed on this working out well.
Keep Buzzing.
Red Mosquito
Welcome to the neighbourhood!
[QUOTE=Rodney1111; 1289703]I'll continue this report later. I just lost power.
Cheers.[/QUOTE][QUOTE=Vikidvildvibe; 1289987]But still brother I think you seriously overpaid. 4.8 k + 1k + 1k (later) is about 6. 8k. In this kind of money you can easily have 2 good chicks OR 1 excellent chick. Including tips.
VVV[/QUOTE]Welcome to the neighbourhood Rodney, three claps for your experience where you changed lanes en route and had a gala time on the road less travelled. Good shot (pun intended!)
I guess it takes a while to dirty ones hands and get going, but as you move up, you will learn the tricks far and wide and you will have better control over your moolah.
I agree with dear fellow VVV that you overspent, but I will rather give it to you as it was the first experience and its difficult to not let Johnny rule the head in these first times. Heck, even later, sometimes Johnny takes full control over senses and money becomes incidental. Its only the price at which you will allow yourself to be corrupted fully.
Cheers then, and a pat on the back. You did well.
Keep buzzing.
Red Mosquito
Yeah, Rover has gone underground
[QUOTE=Horny Landoora;1289994]Seems like a fantastic offer! I guess members in Gurgaon should check it out and report ASAP. I haven't seen ROVER around, he would be the best person to go and comment on the services! I don't travel so far out but if the feedback is good I might also consider![/QUOTE]Yup HL,
Rover has gone underground or so it seems, he is the best man to report on Gurgaon. I travel to Gurgaon offer but sometimes my colleagues are with me and I don't want to currupt pure souls with my escapades in mongering, so its kinda iffy unless I travel alone which I will sometime, with Johnny driving the car. LOL.
Keep buzzin'
RM