Hairy Dwarf Lady Puts Out For Baby Formula….
No, this is not a headline from the National Enquirer or the Daily Scuzz, but an actual true story that happened to me a while back. You don’t believe me … I have pictures! [url]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=847481&postcount=1694[/url]
This story will illustrate the almost unbelievably fantastical things that can happen to you guys out here. Only in The Philippines.
I was loafing around Robinsons Mall one day, idly indulging in a spot of Pinay watching - as you do. I stopped at the second floor balcony, near McDonalds and overlooking the National Bookstore. As I gazed at the crowds thronging the first floor atrium below, I became aware, through my peripheral vision, of what I took to be a child standing next to me. Then the ‘child’ said ‘hello’ and I thought ‘oo’er, better ignore her’ (I am well trained not to speak to strange children;)). The ‘child’ said ‘hi’ and I sneaked a glance and found myself gazing down into the smiling face of an adult, albeit miniature lady of about 4 feet 6 inches tall. I’m only a fraction over 6 foot, but her head was somewhere down at mid chest (my mind goes off at a disgraceful tangent at the juncture and I’m thinking ‘wow, she only has to duck her head a bit and wah..hey’). Facially she is interesting rather than attractive but it’s her hair that captivate my attention. It is naturally wavy and almost bigger than she is. It descends in cascades down her back and finishes somewhere down at arse crack level. I seriously contemplate grabbing her, putting her in my pocket, and running off with her there and then, but we chat for a while and I invite her to join me for coffee at the nearby Figaro’s.
She tells me her name is Hairy Mary (joking) and that she lives in Pasay. We quickly cut to the chase. She says that she needs money to buy formula for her baby. I ask her how much? She says 1000 pesos is all. I say I could help but what do I get in exchange. She smiles, a glint comes into her eyes and she says the magic word ‘anything’, She says that she has never been with a foreign guy and is scared but is willing to give it a go. She says she has sold her kitty before when short of cash, always in the Mall, but always previously to East Asians or wealthy Pinoys. I tell her what I expect from her and she agrees.
In the ST room, she did everything that it said on the label. It turned out that the crazy hair was not limited to her head. If I’d had my electric razor with me, I could have stuffed an armchair with her muff hair alone. It looked rather weird on such a tiny lady but somehow very erotic. We had a blast. I got her CP No and we met up a couple of more times. I still get pleasant flashbacks every time that I see a tiny Pinay (very common) of Hairy Mary bouncing around atop me like a crazed, hirsute, little fuck monkey.
So if you have a thing for hairy, brown, vertically challenged ladies, you now know where to find them:D.
GH
P.S Skip - bet there will be 800 in there tonight and the place smells like Limburger:).
Manila to Zamboanga - is it safe?
I'm planning on going to Zamboanga from Manila in two weeks to see a lady friend in the village of Putik outisde of Zamboanga. Does anyone know if its safe in either Zamboanga or Putik? This town of Putik is 30 minutes outside of town and I expect I will be spending most of my time there.
I searched on Zamboanga and kidnapping and got 5 full google pages of incidents as early as a month ago. Mostly locals. Then I found this article about 14 military guys that were beheadded. Hmmmm, maybe not a good idea to go?
Let me knwo your thoughts. One member said it was a war zone down there w military everywhere and not safe.
Nigel