Highway club report #1 - Calipso Club (looking for Riviera Club)
[B]Summary[/B]:
Calipso Club claims to be the biggest brothel in Barcelona, and it has been speculated on ISG that it is the owners of the closed down club of fame, Riviera Club in Casteldefels, that are back in business with this fairly new-opened club (2015?). I cannot verify. But let's be clear: Calipso is no Riviera. It has fewer girls (40/150), less diversity, and a much less stellar line-up. But it does have favourable pricing (80 E /60) and IME very good service standards (DFK / DATY / BBBJ / CFS included in standard fee).
Can I recommend to others?
Well, you got to go for the right reasons. It's good value based on session fees and service standards, and if you do not mind the extra travelling. There are opportunities here, but don't go if jaded / picky expecting stellar line-ups. This is NOT Riviera Club. Yet / If ever.
Will I return?
Yes, I will gladly return to check if things are improving. I did have a good time, the club has potential (big size, can expand), pricing and service standards are very good, but as of today it lacks a good enough line-up IMO to be a top club.
[B]The details[/B]:
Address: NII KM. 642 Cabrera de Mar, Mataro just northeast of Barcelona.
Website: [URL]http://clubcalipso.com/[/URL].
Opening hours: Not sure. I think 6 pm, but hey, it's a bar / night club (actually not a brothel). I would not bother arriving prior to 8- 9 pm. Closing time: My guess is around early morning hours (5 am), but cannot verify.
[B]Directions (use Google Maps)[/B]:
- By car: 25 mnts from downtown Barcelona. Free and easy parking. The neon signs are easily spotted from a distance.
- Public transport: Train R1 to Vilasar de Mar around 30- 40 mnts and 3- 4 E. From there around 15 mnts walking or a 5 E taxi.
[B]Pricing[/B]:
Session fee: 50E/30, 80E/60.
Room fee: 5 E.
Entrance fee: None.
[B]Selection[/B]:
Rumoured to have up to 40 girls at peak times, but around 30 girls on the day I visited (weekday). Could be. I counted around 15 - 25 in the bar at anyone time with some circulation. A mix of Romanians and latinas (60/40?). No Russian or local girls as far as I could observe. Age: Between 23 and 40?
[B]Quality of line-up[/B]:
Very average. FWIW I am not able to identify any of the girls on the club's website (IMO it does not give a clear picture of what is available). Ignore the lesser half (older / bigger). No highlights, but a few goodlooking girls (3- 4 targets for me). Unless you are only looking for skinny top models you can easily have a good time here.
[B]Ambience[/B]:
- One small bar cut off by a curtain in the end (can easily be expanded if more girls / guests). Plenty of barstools. Surprisingly relaxed for a Spanish bar. Few gents on my visit. The girls sit on both sides mostly looking down on their phons WA-ing clients and family. But sure, be prepared to be attacked the first minutes after entering. No pressure for girls' drinks IME. Music not too loud.
- Rooms upstairs. Pretty basic, but clean and functional (shower and a / c).
- Payment is made in advance to the madam upstairs who provide clean sheets and towels.
- One big room with jacuzzi on offer at 200 E extra for private parties (see photos on website). Not for me!
[B]The story[/B]:
I went into the bar and ordered a drink. Looked around. I was immediately approached by one the less attractive girls. Tried to be polite while scoping the talent. Made eye contact with one girl with beautiful eyes (Yes!) and a contageous smile (Yes!!) in the corner. Must be a latina (Spanish eyes).
She understood. She immediately approached me when the first girl left showing off a huge cleavage (Yes!!!), Slim body and curvacious hips on a short skirt (Yes!!!!). She presented herself with a sweet smile and said she was Milena from Colombia (Yes!!!!!). That's it. She triggered all the sweet spots in me. I was burning while trying to keep my cool.
Name: Milena.
Nationality: Colombia.
Age: 25+.
Height: Small / medium.
Hair colour: Black.
Face: Cute and smily eyes. Not too much makeup.
Chest: D-cups. Claims natural, but I doubt that. Nicely done though.
Body: Slim/meaty with big hips. Very curvy / nice proportions. Suspect implants in booty (but nicely done).
Personality: Very friendly, smiley and funny. Playful. Relaxed.
Services: DFK / BBBJ / DATY / MPOS CFS. All decent, but nothing spectacular.
Damage: 80 E + Room fee 5 E for 60 mnts.
I would gladly repeat and can easily recommend to others. She is decent, but no need to hype her.
In total I must have visited a dozen night clubs, brothels and massage parlours in Barcelona. I doubt I have the capacity to write full stories on each of them, but for the record the short and sweet version:
Highlights:
- La Suite: Small but great quality line-up brothel with superb service. But too expensive.
- Top Damas: Still going strong. More budgetfriendly with still good quality line-up and good service.
Disaster:
- Dollhouse strip club: It's a rip-off. Stay away!