Medellin Reports

[QUOTE=Surfer500;2486901]Good advice about carrying a burner phone versus your smartphone on you. The area you described, Calle 10 either coming up from the Poblado Metro Station, or down the hill from Parque Poblado is one of the busiest streets in Poblado for both vehicles and pedestrians, it's the major gateway into Poblado off of the Autopista. There's always lots of congestion and people walking on Calle 10 during the day and into the evenings. Sounds safer perhaps with so many people around in such a busy area at 3 PM in the afternoon that the thought of somebody trying to rob you wouldn't happen in broad daylight. Wrong.

Typically, myself included, is that you get hit when you least expect it.

It's good you posted this, as we need a constant reminding that besides the Chicas, there are some very brazen thieves out there![/QUOTE]Also good to remind guys who think sacred Poblado is so great.

I have heard of a few gringos killed in Poblado but none in Centro.

[QUOTE=SpiderRider;2487096]I've long suspected SJobs was a fraud.[/QUOTE]He even lied about getting the last ticket for that flight. I proved he was a liar with a screen shot using that airline on the day he said he was leaving. Anyone that believes him is a fool.

How can some of you guys believe a guy that writes as if he is in high school and just saw his first piece of at $$? Plus, posting endlessly about trying to illegally come over the border?

[QUOTE=ColombiaLover;2487097]While no way for me to know for sure, I felt the same. He was just too over the top. Almost like reading fiction. I kept imagining some silicone valley geek who never got any in the USA Fleeing to Colombia for satisfaction. Of course, had I known about Colombia when I was in my 20's and 30's, I would have done it too. And saved the hassle of dating!

Will be interested to see if he re-appears.[/QUOTE]He can't get a break. People complained when he posted too much. Now he is a fraud when he is enjoying himself. I think members are addicted to his posts.

I will say it. He is the trendsetter of this thread. The type of conversations changed after he appeared and everybody wants to be SJobs. Haha.

I believe in using the safes. But my personal concept is don't put all your eggs in one basket. The thought of storing all your prized possessions in one little 1 ft x 1 ft box doesn't resonate with me. You can't trust your life line in a small box screwed to a wood shelf. If your "forced" or let's say someone gets in while your out partying, it will be like when Sonic the hedgehog landson the spikes. You lose everything! It's like traveling and putting your wallet in your suitcase and the your luggage missed the flight. You're in a badddd position. Keep things fluid and keep nest eggs around for emergencies. The last place I want to hide my stuff is exactly where a robber knows for a fact it is.

Now let's be real here. Thrives and robbery happen. I don't want to marginalize that fact. But. Bros. No one would come here at this rate if it was a deathtrap. Or only the brave. I have been enough times to come back over and over and over every 3 months! I'm a traveler but not an ignorant traveler. You are headed to vaginal paradise! Not Rikers Island. Do not get to sidetracked about the idea of being robbed, kidnapped, stolen from, and all that. This place is genuinely fun and precovid, filled to the gills with people just like you partying, drunk, chasing women and living a life they could never sustain in the real world.

Have a sense of protection over your values. Outsmart everysingleperson you meet, and those you might meet and freaking have the time of your life. You will be drunk, you will have women all over ready to spread those knees, you will check off tons of things on your sexual bucket list, and you will laugh at some of the mistakes you made. But I can almost promise your your accomplishments will outweigh your disappointments unless your the guy on here that got robbed and killed and then posted about it from his angel iPhone on God's wifi. But those odds are in your favor. Stay with the tourist, stay where you are not vulnerable, protect your belongings, and wear a condom (rolled all the way down hahaha) and you should have very little negative stories to tell. I'm certain you will be bragging to your friends about how much fun you had when you get back. Safety here is like sex. Sure you can get raped, sure you can catch an STD, etc etc but that can't be your image of sex as a whole. Let's talk about what's really going to happen! Women falling from the sky! LOL.

Speak for yourself. I found much of his communication boorish. Like I would expect from someone in tech. I do not care if he is a fraud or not. If he is real, I hope he enjoys himself. I really do not care either way. Maybe some members are addicted. Not me. I prefer to real Blakman and Slapshot. I would have no desire to be SJobs, whoever he is.

[QUOTE=Nounce;2487124]He can't get a break. People complained when he posted too much. Now he is a fraud when he is enjoying himself. I think members are addicted to his posts.

I will say it. He is the trendsetter of this thread. The type of conversations changed after he appeared and everybody wants to be SJobs. Haha.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=ColombiaLover;2487127]Speak for yourself. I found much of his communication boorish. Like I would expect from someone in tech. I do not care if he is a fraud or not. If he is real, I hope he enjoys himself. I really do not care either way. Maybe some members are addicted. Not me. I prefer to real Blakman and Slapshot. I would have no desire to be SJobs, whoever he is.[/QUOTE]Some want to do the things he is doing, like to be with 18 years old. There is nothing wrong with that. I don't mean people wants to be him literally.

[QUOTE=ColombiaLover;2487097]While no way for me to know for sure, I felt the same. He was just too over the top. Almost like reading fiction. I kept imagining some silicone valley geek who never got any in the USA Fleeing to Colombia for satisfaction. Of course, had I known about Colombia when I was in my 20's and 30's, I would have done it too. And saved the hassle of dating!
Will be interested to see if he re-appears.[/QUOTE]It's interesting, in that SJobs posts while supposedly in Medellin up until mid March seemed realistically possible, believable, and a bit audacious, and I would constantly call him out on stuff besides Blakman and others, and upon him returning to the USA, his posts become delusional, and totally beyond belief with his obsession to return.

[QUOTE=Incrociatore;2487019]I'm going to buy a $50 Android phone, and I will use that one when I'm around. And I will not exchange money in advance. With my debit card I can get money from the ATM with no expenses. I will carry with me what is strictly necessary. But what about the debit card? Did they take it or they are looking for cash? Because honestly I can block it in a minute, so they can't use it, not even once. But if they take it, then is going to be a problem, because with the others I have, I will have to pay commissions.[/QUOTE]They want cash.

Happened last week, to answer a different question.

All I'm saying for the sake of other BM's who are arriving soon, is minimize your loss, and be careful. I love Colombia. I live here. But there are a lot of desperate, hungry and broke people here.

If SJobs is a fraud. That was a hell of a lot of effort, and for what?!

If not, I can attest that after a long night like he was planning (and his would probably be even longer than some of mine, because he's been chomping at the bit), there is an extensive recharge period, lacking of REM sleep. Then, a haze of a night, dehydrated and malnourished. Then, a good night of sleep. After that, I often found it fun to type my stories, as it helped jog my memory. I think SJobs, if that is his real name, could have put together a back-to-back, bringing in a second, or even third, crew. This would have kickstarted his energy and restarted the cycle. I did it once, and probably won't do it again. So, what I'm saying, based off the series of posts, is he could be hibernating. He could be making first, second, and third drafts of his big I MADE IT TO MEDELLIN Chapter One post. Or, he could have just been a really strange dude with free time and BitCoin to get a membership. Who knows. I hope to read about his first week. At this point, I forget when he arrived, and how long it's been. Maybe he should have given his address to The Tall Man?

Pinky told me yesterday that we need to have a serious conversation. I absolutely hate that. Pregnant? Herpes? Post-Op Tranny? Fuck me! Just say it now! So, anyway, she asked for money for her family. To the tune of 2.000.000 COP. That didn't go over well. I told her I shouldn't be buying her a 1.000.000 cell phone, if that's the case. I could buy her a 300.000 functional smart phone and send the rest home. She has a mom who is out of work with a young baby, and another young brother. I get it. I do. I also don't feel me banging Pinky, shacking up, etc., means I need to support the family. How many horror stories have we all heard about this? I said, so it starts with 2.000.000 to pay the last 3 or 6 months of home and store front rent, and then what? Then it's the same shit in 3 months? Fuck that. I told her she's snorted 2.000.000 of pink shit in the last 6 months. I also have paid her local rent, which makes more sense to me. If I kicked her out or she wanted to leave, I would feel terrible if she had nowhere to go because I had told her not to keep her room rental. She was hiding in one of the bedrooms, making calls and crying, after our talk. Her mom could be a scam artist, she could be a scam artist, who knows. I don't feel like she's a bad person, and she is living with me and not working. However, to send home 2.000.000, she needs to clear 3.000.000 with rent, food, etc. How many citas is that? She'd have to risk OD'ing at SJobs penthouse, if she wanted to make that amount in a week. We're both getting what we want. I almost told her to leave. It would have been so easy. I was gone all morning and was shocked that she was still here when I got back. The thing that pissed me off most was that she said WE need to talk. No, YOU need something. She also said 2.000.000 is nothing to me. That was the trigger that almost got her booted. I had to explain that just because of XYZ that she has witnessed, doesn't mean I'm a bobo, or that I don't have things important to me that I could spend 2.000.000 on. Fuck. I think she's a good girl in a tough spot, that cares about her family. I just wish she would have approached me in a manner of her needing help, instead of we need to talk about sending money to her mom. If she leaves now, she wouldn't send that much home until the holidays, in my opinion. She said she needs to go home in a week for an important family anniversary, so she obviously timed this. She was also filling out some application to be an online dance teacher, yesterday morning, which feels like part of the act, now.

It certainly took a little shine of the situation, but this is the fucking life of many Colombians. Her love, comfort, whatever with me is nothing compared to family. I don't think it makes her a bad person, or means I have to decide to jump into a sink hole, or not, but fuck... I could be blinded. She told me her friend lived in Spain and said it was so much better an easier there. You make more money, etc. I figured a traveling prepago, but she is a chef. I asked her how she'd buy her flight, let alone first month's rent. What would she do for work? Everything in Spain is significantly more expensive than here, etc. I had to drop the, how many countries have you been to? Ok, so you hear a story about ONE girl's experience, a girl with a talent in skilled trade, and you think it's as easy as a flick of the switch?!

Anyone experience a similar situation? I was calculating in my head. All night 3somes, weekly, companionship, etc. What would it all cost? A hell of a lot more than 2.000.000, I think. I could easily spend more than half that in one night, for a similar experience to what I've been having for 250.000, more or less. I think a lot of my decision-making, aside from actually enjoying my time and experiences with Pinky, lies in the fact that I don't want to deal with the searching, the chatting, the rescheduling, the disappointment in a bad cita, etc. Straight-talk is ok, fellas!

Cheers. Freakin weekend!

[QUOTE=SlapShot10;2487172] To the tune of 2.000.000 COP. [/QUOTE]No one is meant to give anyone 2,000,000 pesos. How about she start saving her allowances and develops a trade And then goes for little cheap diploma and an entry-level job. What kind of personality does she have? Will she make a good cook? Is she interested in coding HTML? Why not consider a career in computer science? She obviously has the looks to pay for at least part of her education. What's the problem was?

Don't give a horse a sandwich instead teach a donkey how to make a sandwich. The day a woman ask a man for that kind of money without justification is the day the man gets spooked and leaves. That situation sounds very uncomfortable and could even be dangerous. Obviously I know nothing about you, You could be the most humble reserve person, but generally speaking About other people That's why it's not good be arrogant and flash money around like a hip-hop artist.

There is definitely something wrong with some of these girls they want to have a 1,000,000 pesos smart phone but they make 800,000 pesos a month. Maybe they see having a dumb phone as some sort of status symbol . Why not get an $80 US dollar android and show us in what way the standard technology is holding you back. Can you do anything on that phone that actually demands more memory and faster processor is? Until you prove to us your intellectual technological capacity requires a better Phone use the affordable one.

Any guys in here direct straight forward and always telling people what you think? Go tell the pinky girl to stop Sniffing glue!

[QUOTE=SlapShot10;2487172]
Anyone experience a similar situation? I was calculating in my head. All night 3somes, weekly, companionship, etc. What would it all cost? A hell of a lot more than 2.000.000, I think. I could easily spend more than half that in one night, for a similar experience to what I've been having for 250.000, more or less. I think a lot of my decision-making, aside from actually enjoying my time and experiences with Pinky, lies in the fact that I don't want to deal with the searching, the chatting, the rescheduling, the disappointment in a bad cita, etc. Straight-talk is ok, fellas!
[/QUOTE]I think she is young, does not have income. This is bound to happen. Given what you said in your post, I would give her an allowance plus everything you are already providing her currently. Don't know if she can learn to be responsible and does not ask for more. It will be ideal if she can save some money so she will have some money by the time you leave. If she continues to give you different reasons that she needs more money, then it is not a good situation.

I know some girls, especially the older ones, hate Colombian men or men in general because of her father or the father of her child. Personally, I would avoid putting them in the same situation again but that does not mean to take care of them long term.

I am the same way when I am working. Just don't have the time or too lazy to make arrangement.

[QUOTE=SlapShot10;2487172]If SJobs is a fraud. That was a hell of a lot of effort, and for what?!

If not, I can attest that after a long night like he was planning (and his would probably be even longer than some of mine, because he's been chomping at the bit), there is an extensive recharge period, lacking of REM sleep. Then, a haze of a night, dehydrated and malnourished. Then, a good night of sleep. After that, I often found it fun to type my stories, as it helped jog my memory. I think SJobs, if that is his real name, could have put together a back-to-back, bringing in a second, or even third, crew. This would have kickstarted his energy and restarted the cycle. I did it once, and probably won't do it again. So, what I'm saying, based off the series of posts, is he could be hibernating. He could be making first, second, and third drafts of his big I MADE IT TO MEDELLIN Chapter One post. Or, he could have just been a really strange dude with free time and BitCoin to get a membership. Who knows. I hope to read about his first week. At this point, I forget when he arrived, and how long it's been. Maybe he should have given his address to The Tall Man?

Pinky told me yesterday that we need to have a serious conversation. I absolutely hate that. Pregnant? Herpes? Post-Op Tranny? Fuck me! Just say it now! So, anyway, she asked for money for her family. To the tune of 2.000.000 COP. That didn't go over well. I told her I shouldn't be buying her a 1.000.000 cell phone, if that's the case. I could buy her a 300.000 functional smart phone and send the rest home. She has a mom who is out of work with a young baby, and another young brother. I get it. I do. I also don't feel me banging Pinky, shacking up, etc., means I need to support the family. How many horror stories have we all heard about this? I said, so it starts with 2.000.000 to pay the last 3 or 6 months of home and store front rent, and then what? Then it's the same shit in 3 months? Fuck that. I told her she's snorted 2.000.000 of pink shit in the last 6 months. I also have paid her local rent, which makes more sense to me. If I kicked her out or she wanted to leave, I would feel terrible if she had nowhere to go because I had told her not to keep her room rental. She was hiding in one of the bedrooms, making calls and crying, after our talk. Her mom could be a scam artist, she could be a scam artist, who knows. I don't feel like she's a bad person, and she is living with me and not working. However, to send home 2.000.000, she needs to clear 3.000.000 with rent, food, etc. How many citas is that? She'd have to risk OD'ing at SJobs penthouse, if she wanted to make that amount in a week. We're both getting what we want. I almost told her to leave. It would have been so easy. I was gone all morning and was shocked that she was still here when I got back. The thing that pissed me off most was that she said WE need to talk. No, YOU need something. She also said 2.000.000 is nothing to me. That was the trigger that almost got her booted. I had to explain that just because of XYZ that she has witnessed, doesn't mean I'm a bobo, or that I don't have things important to me that I could spend 2.000.000 on. Fuck. I think she's a good girl in a tough spot, that cares about her family. I just wish she would have approached me in a manner of her needing help, instead of we need to talk about sending money to her mom. If she leaves now, she wouldn't send that much home until the holidays, in my opinion. She said she needs to go home in a week for an important family anniversary, so she obviously timed this. She was also filling out some application to be an online dance teacher, yesterday morning, which feels like part of the act, now.

It certainly took a little shine of the situation, but this is the fucking life of many Colombians. Her love, comfort, whatever with me is nothing compared to family. I don't think it makes her a bad person, or means I have to decide to jump into a sink hole, or not, but fuck... I could be blinded. She told me her friend lived in Spain and said it was so much better an easier there. You make more money, etc. I figured a traveling prepago, but she is a chef. I asked her how she'd buy her flight, let alone first month's rent. What would she do for work? Everything in Spain is significantly more expensive than here, etc. I had to drop the, how many countries have you been to? Ok, so you hear a story about ONE girl's experience, a girl with a talent in skilled trade, and you think it's as easy as a flick of the switch?!

Anyone experience a similar situation? I was calculating in my head. All night 3somes, weekly, companionship, etc. What would it all cost? A hell of a lot more than 2.000.000, I think. I could easily spend more than half that in one night, for a similar experience to what I've been having for 250.000, more or less. I think a lot of my decision-making, aside from actually enjoying my time and experiences with Pinky, lies in the fact that I don't want to deal with the searching, the chatting, the rescheduling, the disappointment in a bad cita, etc. Straight-talk is ok, fellas!

Cheers. Freakin weekend![/QUOTE]I certainly wouldn't do it in a lump sum cash payment. Consider getting an item by item list of things they need paid. Then go to the landlord, GANA, etc and pay them yourself.

[QUOTE=SlapShot10;2487172]Anyone experience a similar situation? I was calculating in my head. All night 3somes, weekly, companionship, etc. What would it all cost? A hell of a lot more than 2.000.000, I think. I could easily spend more than half that in one night, for a similar experience to what I've been having for 250.000, more or less. I think a lot of my decision-making, aside from actually enjoying my time and experiences with Pinky, lies in the fact that I don't want to deal with the searching, the chatting, the rescheduling, the disappointment in a bad cita, etc. Straight-talk is ok, fellas! Cheers. Freakin weekend![/QUOTE]Straight talk, okay, your very lucky to have someone who is open to you having other women to bang along with her, and someone you enjoy being with. I can totally relate to how hard it is to find somebody you click with on most fronts. She said the $ 2,000,000 was nothing to you, and she was correct, ($ 550 USD) although you found it audacious on her part to ask. Can you blame her for asking after what you were paying for all the other Chicas and that Tussi shit? Perhaps give her just $ 1,000,000 instead, as she probably gave you an inflated number to begin with, along with a caveat moving forward relative to future RFM's like that. Basically 1 M is just a little bit more than the Colombian minimum monthly salary, and if you were to give her the 2 M, you would appear to be weak and subject to many future RFM's, whereas giving her basically $ 225 USD which is chump change for you, it 's somewhat of a compromise, which she may balk at, at least on the surface. Your concern is losing her, and rightly so, but 1 M, at least in my opinion is well worth it. This is what I would do, and I sent you a PM a while back.

Damn. Whats up with you writing a long book. Here we go again with some drama shit to get attention. Trying to divert the attention from the new star Sjob. I guess this is what happens when you need to pass time. We know how this is going to turn out. Either pinky going to accept a clever lower figure or before she gets booted sex goddess is going to ask to move in to replace pinky. Whatever we know it always result in a Slaproseyending.

[QUOTE=SlapShot10;2487172]If SJobs is a fraud. That was a hell of a lot of effort, and for what?!

If not, I can attest that after a long night like he was planning (and his would probably be even longer than some of mine, because he's been chomping at the bit), there is an extensive recharge period, lacking of REM sleep. Then, a haze of a night, dehydrated and malnourished. Then, a good night of sleep. After that, I often found it fun to type my stories, as it helped jog my memory. I think SJobs, if that is his real name, could have put together a back-to-back, bringing in a second, or even third, crew. This would have kickstarted his energy and restarted the cycle. I did it once, and probably won't do it again. So, what I'm saying, based off the series of posts, is he could be hibernating. He could be making first, second, and third drafts of his big I MADE IT TO MEDELLIN Chapter One post. Or, he could have just been a really strange dude with free time and BitCoin to get a membership. Who knows. I hope to read about his first week. At this point, I forget when he arrived, and how long it's been. Maybe he should have given his address to The Tall Man?

Pinky told me yesterday that we need to have a serious conversation. I absolutely hate that. Pregnant? Herpes? Post-Op Tranny? Fuck me! Just say it now! So, anyway, she asked for money for her family. To the tune of 2.000.000 COP. That didn't go over well. I told her I shouldn't be buying her a 1.000.000 cell phone, if that's the case. I could buy her a 300.000 functional smart phone and send the rest home. She has a mom who is out of work with a young baby, and another young brother. I get it. I do. I also don't feel me banging Pinky, shacking up, etc., means I need to support the family. How many horror stories have we all heard about this? I said, so it starts with 2.000.000 to pay the last 3 or 6 months of home and store front rent, and then what? Then it's the same shit in 3 months? Fuck that. I told her she's snorted 2.000.000 of pink shit in the last 6 months. I also have paid her local rent, which makes more sense to me. If I kicked her out or she wanted to leave, I would feel terrible if she had nowhere to go because I had told her not to keep her room rental. She was hiding in one of the bedrooms, making calls and crying, after our talk. Her mom could be a scam artist, she could be a scam artist, who knows. I don't feel like she's a bad person, and she is living with me and not working. However, to send home 2.000.000, she needs to clear 3.000.000 with rent, food, etc. How many citas is that? She'd have to risk OD'ing at SJobs penthouse, if she wanted to make that amount in a week. We're both getting what we want. I almost told her to leave. It would have been so easy. I was gone all morning and was shocked that she was still here when I got back. The thing that pissed me off most was that she said WE need to talk. No, YOU need something. She also said 2.000.000 is nothing to me. That was the trigger that almost got her booted. I had to explain that just because of XYZ that she has witnessed, doesn't mean I'm a bobo, or that I don't have things important to me that I could spend 2.000.000 on. Fuck. I think she's a good girl in a tough spot, that cares about her family. I just wish she would have approached me in a manner of her needing help, instead of we need to talk about sending money to her mom. If she leaves now, she wouldn't send that much home until the holidays, in my opinion. She said she needs to go home in a week for an important family anniversary, so she obviously timed this. She was also filling out some application to be an online dance teacher, yesterday morning, which feels like part of the act, now.

It certainly took a little shine of the situation, but this is the fucking life of many Colombians. Her love, comfort, whatever with me is nothing compared to family. I don't think it makes her a bad person, or means I have to decide to jump into a sink hole, or not, but fuck... I could be blinded. She told me her friend lived in Spain and said it was so much better an easier there. You make more money, etc. I figured a traveling prepago, but she is a chef. I asked her how she'd buy her flight, let alone first month's rent. What would she do for work? Everything in Spain is significantly more expensive than here, etc. I had to drop the, how many countries have you been to? Ok, so you hear a story about ONE girl's experience, a girl with a talent in skilled trade, and you think it's as easy as a flick of the switch?!

Anyone experience a similar situation? I was calculating in my head. All night 3somes, weekly, companionship, etc. What would it all cost? A hell of a lot more than 2.000.000, I think. I could easily spend more than half that in one night, for a similar experience to what I've been having for 250.000, more or less. I think a lot of my decision-making, aside from actually enjoying my time and experiences with Pinky, lies in the fact that I don't want to deal with the searching, the chatting, the rescheduling, the disappointment in a bad cita, etc. Straight-talk is ok, fellas!

Cheers. Freakin weekend![/QUOTE].

Guys,

I just opened up this site for the first time today, I saw my name mentioned here and there. Sorry I don't have the mental capacity to read through all of it, but I will do it soon. I had back to back foursomes with some of my favorites since Saturday night, tonight I have a business dinner, after that with two super hot 19 year-olds for tln. I haven't stepped outside of my apartment since I got here, except to go buy with my girls (I normally just stay in the car and enjoy the view of the city).

To answer some questions about getting into Medellin, you need a PCR test that cost 200 dollars, just google it. Fill out the form online, it will speed up the immigration line. They didn't ask me for any app.

All I can say is that Medellin is definitely heaven for me, but sadly I think I've gotten too carried away, I received two complaints from the building manager about music, and girls wearing too little clothes coming in and out of my apartment.