Could somone translate this please?
Hi,
I am wondering if one of russian language experts on the site could convert the following messages into russian (of course written in English?).
I just started learning a bit of russian, this would help me when I am in Kiev.
Thanks in advance.
1. Would like to join me for a dinner?
2. Could you come to my apartment?
3. How much do you charge per night?
4. How much do you charge per day?
5. How do you say (100, 200, 300, 400, 500 etc.)
6. Do you do oral without condom?
7. My apartment address is ...
8. My phone number is ...
9. What is your address / phone number?
10. What is your name?
11. Can we go to a restaurant?
12. You are beautiful
13. When will you come to my apartment?
14. I will wait for you
15. Speak slowly
There are no strict rule.... The only fact is high availability!
Medv,
Thanks for your nice posts. They are for sure great contribution to understand the non-pros scene in Kiev.
I was not around this forum for a while, so my comments come a little bit late, nevertheless I would like to make some points. I truly believe your stories, and I think your way works out sometime, but not always. More important, it is not the only working approach.
I'm a sex addicted but not a true sex tourist. I come often in Kiev for business, but never for more than 2-3 days. So I have to score out fast and late night (after work). No time for the "kak djela'' approach in Kreshatik. By the way I'm not the McDonald type and I don't regret to use my pocket wallet to accelerate the process and guarantee a 9 or 10 in my bed (according to my scale of course). What makes Kiev great is sex-quality. For me the game is not about sex for free but about blowing my mind in bed with model-like hotties. I can afford some money losses if I save time and I get top sex.
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Rule 1 – Never get a hotel room when you are in town, rent an apartment short-term. Much cheaper, more private, and can accommodate orgies, I mean parties.
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Personally I don't rent apartment. I enjoy the comfort and the luxury of Hyatt Hotel and being there has never been a problem at all. I can say by experience that several times devushkas told me "Hyatt should be a very luxurious place. I've never been there...." If she's hot I easily indulge to invite for an aperitif and then to show my wonderful room :D
Last week I had a problem with my watch and my local business partner asked his assistant to take care of it. She told something like "if you invite me to the spa at the Hyatt after work, I'll be glad to bring your repaired watch". No need to tell to all the fellow mongers how the night ended up :D
This is nothing but what you wrote:
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Treat them better than they are used to, and you will get high rewards
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I believe that attitude and skills matter more than staying in an apartment or in hotel. Apartments are just cheaper and more suitable for sex tourists. Fancy hotels can be as well attractive
Many options and many targets in Kiev, not just the young Kreshatik crowd!
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Rule 2 – Always have at least one bottle of Martini Bianco Vermouth. Ukrainian girls get wet just at the sight of this stuff. Mix with a little O. J. Or cherry juice and the girl will probable start taking off her clothes before you get the top back on the bottle.
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Any decent alcohol mixed with something sweet works fine!
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Do not ask her if she wants to go, just tell her that you want to take her there, take her by the hand, and just go. Do not make the mistake of suggesting going to a club.
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You don't even need to tell her anything... Just tell to the cab driver where you want to take her :D
Going to a club is not a hurdle! It could work to continue to melt down your devushka. Very often Kiev girls want sex with you after 5 minutes they know you, but are worried to look like easy girls (isn't funny?). Some court and some clubbing help to avoid waiting for the second night.
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Rule 3 – If the girl lets you put your hand down her pants she will have sex with you. Don’t rush it but be assertive. I have never gotten lucky by sitting back and waiting for the girl to make the first move.
The most important rule is from the time you first speak with these girls until the time you put her in a taxi in the morning, BE NICE. Just be nice and polite and these girls will melt like butter. Their lives are difficult and most have had bad experiences with men. [/QUOTE]
Rule 3 is definitely true!
Being nice and polite is essential... And it's ok with any kind of woman, not only with the girls that have difficult lives
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This is where you have to pay attention. Read above. I asked her if she wanted a beer. Not wine, not champagne, not an over priced and overly watered mixed drink. Just a beer. She said no and asked if I would buy her a cocktail. I then asked what she wanted and how much it would cost. She told me it would be equal to $20. I laughed and told her to hit the road. She was a little put off but told me that she wanted to sit with me and asked what I would be willing to buy her. I told her that I was drinking beer and that she could have beer or any thing that was the same price as a beer. A lesson for all of you mongers out there. Do not [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140][CodeWord140][/url] your money away on these over priced drinks in the bars and clubs. Just tell the girls what you are wiling to buy and they can either stay or go. Luda decided to stay and ordered some kind of alcoholic drink that was charged to me at the same price as a beer.
I sat there and drank and watched the dancers for about three hours and Luda was at my side the entire time. She kept ordering her cheap drinks and we had a great time talking in between the lap dances that she kept giving me, again for free except for a buck or two tip for each song. Are you getting the picture yet? You do not have to spend a fortune to have a good time.
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I believe your story. It could happen sometime if the girl likes you and actually I had a couple of adventures with strippers amid 20 years. But this is not the way it usually goes. Do you really believe that anytime any fellow mongers will enter in a Kiev strip club after reading this forum will get days of free sex just offering a couple of cheap beers? You were lucky and under special astral conditions. I invite you to go strip-clubbing together the next time we will be in Kiev in the same days and show me if this happens again. I'll pay all the beer you and your dalings will be able to drink :D
Anyway you made a very good point. Personality COULD impress more than money. Anyway I keep money as a backup if my charme fails.... I don't like to sleep alone,especially in Kiev.
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Unfortunately, I have seen in the Kiev thread that many people seem to believe that River Palace and a handful of other discos or Gia Escorts are the only options available in town for the man who wants to enjoy the pleasures of a beautiful Ukrainian girl. I have also seen so many posts that complain about the outrageous prices that these girls charge for their services and how they ***** you for expensive drinks and meals all over town.
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Getting laid requires some effort. Or time or money. If you are frog, you need money even in Kiev.
I never used GIA, so I cannot talk about.
RP can be a good shortcut when short of time. Situations and chemistry can be very different. Getting GFE from RP girls is a specific skill (I believe Cruiser D is a master here).
I found there cold professionals, but also wonderful sex, well worth the spent money. I have also a good friend (her name is Anna) met there. She is a tall, slender, classy blonde, definitely top rank in my scale for beauty and sex. I paid her $300 the first 2 times I met her. We had a lot of fun together as well as nice chatting. We exchanged many sms and she was very willing to meet again. I told her that p4p was over as I don't like to have this kind of business on a regular base, but I let her know that I'd be happy to have fancy dinner together. No need to say that after Concord we lied together again and this time was for free (actually a dinner at Concorde is not "free" at all...). We meet again from time to time if she is not under money pressure and can avoid RP. At the end these girls want upscale life... If you provide this you get high rewards. If you point village girl in Kreshatik the concept of "upscale life" is different... Everything depends on the target we choose.
I'll be in Istanbul next week for a couple of days and Anna will join me. I'll pay tickets (frequent flier mileage) and probably buy a couple of presents/souvenirs. Am I spending a lot? Maybe. On the other side I have great GFE and wild sex, with no wasted time. For me it's a good deal
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I am telling you now, there is absolutely no need to pay for it. Not sex and not booze.
The moral of the story is that you do not have to pay for play and you do not have to get caught up in the overpriced entertainment scene to have a good time.
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Absolutely? You are a lucky man... I'm a fool, so if I don't have a woman at midnight, I'm ready to pay.
The true moral is that THERE IS A GOOD CHANCE THAT YOU DO NOT HAVE TO PAY FOR PLAY. Good chance doesn't mean it happens always. Again this depends on personality, status and look.