Bangkok Reports

[QUOTE=DiveMonger;2075238]So the takeaway is that we all are looking for something a little different, and everyone has to exercise whatever techniques work for them. Unless you are on a very strict budget, then don't let 500 or even 1000 baht one way or the other cause you to miss out on some great times. But definitely be picky and don't just grab the first piece of ass that comes by. There is no doubt if I lived there, instead of only coming for a week or two every year or three, I'd have a stable of regulars that were all ideal. FOR ME. Everyone needs something a bit different.[/QUOTE]Thanks, I found your post very entertaining / amusing (in a good way).

It is getting very tough to find girls with no tats, so learned to accept them long ago. Perhaps my CH Girl Oom fits all your specs with no tats (from memory. Or did I forget some tiny one).

[QUOTE=RobJones;2074257]Hi,

We are planning our first trip to Thailand and I'm wondering how long the immigration process can be? I am familiar with Bali immigration queues, can be 1 to 1 1/2 hours. We are Australians so does that make it easier?

Thanks.[/QUOTE]Arrive 6 am Sunday morning can be pretty good (depart close to midnight Saturday), and charge to the immigration. I got through in 10 minutes and even the bags came quick. Bangkok traffic is also very low on Sundays.

The girls will like that you are Australian provided you are "Jai Dee" (good hearted), however no use at Imm.

I am wary of how the sum total of my reports might come off as too optimistic or rose colored to some. I am definitely not an overly optimistic kind of guy. I think I tell it like it is and I do post my failures and bad nights as well as my good times because I think bad nights can be very informative and a learning experience.

Example 1 (already reported on): My worst session in BKK 2017 was at La Belle with a very attractive "S" category girl who was fine up to about 10 minutes into the sex when she started asking if I had cum yet and after that she began changing positions on me every 10 minutes or so in a stupid, vain effort to make me cum faster. The final coup de grace was her refusal to even let me take a head shot of her. Bad Session!

Example 2 (unreported until now): My worst session in 2017, my worst session in I don't know how long, 20 years maybe. A complete disaster! And some of it was my own fault although I never saw it coming. Jakarta: I hooked up with an attractive FL that I had met and kept in contact with since 2015. Back in 2015 she was new to the game and a total GFE. We got together 3 times that trip. The bareback sex was great. It was like making love to your girlfriend. She always spent the night and then left for her day job in the morning. Great memories.

We missed connecting in 2016, but upon my arrival in Jakarta this last April I contacted her and we made a date to get together at CJ's, a very popular 5* Hotel FL pickup bar like Spasso only bigger and better. So she arrived with a girlfriend at around 11 pm. For our long awaited, much anticipated reunion I bought a bottle of Absolute and the girls and I partied until the early morning and I mean partied with both girls coming on to me, making out with me, rubbing my dick under the table, grinding their asses on my crotch as we danced, and placing my hands all over their bodies. It was a great night and I was really looking forward to our reunion sex.

Marsya made it clear that a threesome was on offer and I was into it, but I told both girls that first I wanted a solo reunion with just Marsya and that next time I would have both girls over at my hotel. This was fine with everybody and we continued dancing and fooling around.

During the course of the evening I did notice some changes in Marsya from how I remembered her back in 2015. She was no longer ill at ease about acting out sexually in the bar. Back in 2015 she was kind of shy and endearing in the bar. I also noticed that she flirted a little too much with the hired help. First with an Indonesian waiter, she seemed too friendly and later she seemed too friendly with the two doormen of the Mulia Hotel while we waited for a taxi. I took note of it and did not like it, but I did not say anything. In my hotel room, everything started out good; making out on the bed like lost lovers, soapy shower fun time, BJ and prelims all good. Then as I began to mount her bareback, as I used to do in 2015, she asked for a condom. I did not bother to mention that we used to do it bareback and I just reached over for a Sagami 0. 02 Large that I keep in the night stand thinking maybe she knew best.

The sex in missionary position was great for the 1st 10 minutes or so and it felt like old times with a favorite repeat girl. But then she began to ask if I had cum. What a fucking turn off! Initially I just replied, "not yet darling" and tried to get back into it and forget she had even brought it up. But two minutes later she said it again. And 2 minurs after that and two minutes after that. Finally, around the 20 minute marker she requested (in very polite way) that I finish up because she had promised to go home and see her son. It was around 3:30 am or 3:40 am. That killed it totally for me and I pulled out. She looked at me and profusely apologized. She added that she would stay longer next time. I calmly said there is no next time darling, only now. I am so sorry you have changed. You are not the same girl I used to like so much.

We showered together in silence and I did my own cleanup. Back in the bedroom we both quickly put on our clothes. She dressed a little faster than me. As I was still putting on my socks, she asked if I was mad. I told her not mad, sad, and I repeated that she had changed and was not the same girl that I liked so much the last time we were together. Sitting opposite me on a large easy chair, she then asked if I was going to pay her. I said yes, I will pay you because I am a gentleman and I reached into my pocket and gave her 1,000,000 rp ($75), the standard ST rate for a CJ's FL. She counted the money and then said something like, "but honey, my price is 2,000,000 rp". I laughed and said, "you want 2 million for 10 minutes boom boom!" and with that she abruptly got up and left. In the past, I always escorted her down to the lobby and waited until she was off on a taxi. Oh well, I was glad to be rid of her. I finished dressing and reached into the other pocket of my jeans where I always keep my cell phone. It was not there.

Now this is where the night really turned into a disaster and I am partly to blame. Like I said, it was 3:40 am. The girls and I had consumed a fifth of Absolute, so I was still a little under the influence, but not that much. I thought to myself that my phone had to be in the room somewhere and I would find it in 5 minutes or so if I took the time to look, but in the off chance that Marsya had taken it and I let those 5 minutes expire while looking, I would never see the phone again, and here is the booze talking, I went out into the hall to speak to Marsya. She was still waiting by the elevators. I asked her to come back to my room for a minute or two because I wanted to tell her something. She went back into her, "my son needs me" routine and that she had go to him. I said it would only be a couple of minutes so please come back to my room and she again said she couldn't. So, I grabbed her arm and pulled her back down the hallway all the way to my room. She went along begrudgingly, but at the door she absolutley refused to enter and I knew I would have to get physical if I really wanted her inside which would have been a BIG MISTAKE, so I let go of her arm and said, "look honey, I misplaced my phone. You left my room in such a hurry. I can't let you leave the hotel until I find my phone. So please come back into the room for 3 minutes until I find the phone. " She of course refused again citing her son and I said, "well you won't get home at all tonight if I call hotel security. Just come back into my room for a couple of minutes. " But she refused and I knew it was a stalemate, so I said let me see your purse. She handed over her small purse and I look inside, but naturally my phone was not there. I said I was sorry I had accused her and let her go. I went back into the room and there was my phone on the bed right where I had put on my pants. Only then did I remember vaguely taking it out while dressing to snap a few photos of her to compare her looks now as a bitchh to how she looked back in 2015 when she was a darling, but because of the money disagreement I had dropped the photo idea and had forgotten taking the phone out of my pocket. Damn!

So, the whole last 30 minutes starting with her asking if I had cum yet was a total disaster. I Lined her around 4 AM that night and told her I felt bad about what had happened and falsely accusing her. But I also added that I would not have made the accusation if she had not bolted out of the room or if she had treated me good. I repeated the charge that she had changed, and was no longer the same girl I used to like so much before, and then I finished my LINE text with, "because of all of this, we can never see each other again. Have a good life, Bye. " I noticed that she read my text almost immediately after I sent it, but she never replied and I have never seen her or heard from her again. Good! And that concludes the story of the worst night or the worst 30 minutes I have had in over 20 fucking years! LOL. I am not proud of how I behaved, but I don't feel too guilty about it either. I was mistaken (thanks to the booze and the way she behaved), but if I hadn't searched her bag I might have regretted it later. Fuck her for making me the bad guy.

Final word: I never saw it coming.

[QUOTE=NattyBumpo;2075313]
Final word: I never saw it coming.[/QUOTE]Good experiences and we all have these bad ones. Girls can deteriorate badly.

Jip at La Belle was one such girl for me. Originally I met her at "Versailles" was it, or something similar, then at Infinity JC, and finally she moved to La Belle. Great tits and curvy and originally a lot of fun, although always exaggerated her sweat talk (oozed a bit too much treacle), to make you think she was not quite being her real self. She orgasmed easily from DATY though. Quite sensitive unless that was also a big act, but seemed realistic.

The fun gradually disappeared, she became more and more scared of the dick, wanted a quick fuck only, and no more cums for her. DATY no longer permitted. To make matters worse she moved to a higher price category as her service declined. Wasn't a sudden change in service but long drawn out deterioration. Last I saw her, she had a horrible nose job to totally spoil her former very pretty looks.

Clearly I am a serious problem for plenty of girls as refuse to cum in reasonable time. LOL

Another girl Praai at Utopia was a lot of fun originally and willing to let herself go. As years went by and she had various BFs, her figure went downhill, her price went up, and her fun levels declined. Its pretty normal for really jaded hookers. Perhaps better to get fresh ones that still know how to have a lot of fun. Fun levels can go up though for retired hookers who now have sexual needs to be met.

[QUOTE=Syzygies;2075312]Arrive 6 am Sunday morning can be pretty good (depart close to midnight Saturday), and charge to the immigration. I got through in 10 minutes and even the bags came quick. Bangkok traffic is also very low on Sundays.[/QUOTE]Syzgies,

What do you think immigration will be like at 8.25 pm on a Wednesday?

[QUOTE=NattyBumpo;2075313]Example 1 (already reported on): My worst session in BKK 2017 was at La Belle with a very attractive "S" category girl who was fine up to about 10 minutes into the sex when she started asking if I had cum yet and after that she began changing positions on me every 10 minutes or so in a stupid, vain effort to make me cum faster. The final coup de grace was her refusal to even let me take a head shot of her. Bad Session![/QUOTE]Gah that has to be one of the worst things to hear ever mid-sex. Happened to me once at a soapy in BKK, and when I told her not yet she just grunted and rolled her eyes, and even had the audacity to ask me for a tip afterwards, as if she had done a good job.

[QUOTE=Syzygies;2075148]
I have been known to grab a favourite stunner girl (Donut) for BF as soon as she came in the front door, she did not have a chance to get changed. I simply did not want to risk disappointment of being beaten to her. So there is no queue, only the winner and those who missed out. In Sharks last week, Pat had at least 3 possible customers at the same time requesting her, and I missed out. Simple as that. I acted very promptly but that was not enough. Another guy could be her regular, I would not know. [/QUOTE]But, Syzy, you also would not know if any one or all but one of those "3 possible customers" for the girl in Shark had any real interest in paying her barfine and taking her or not after chatting with her. I am sure she would want the world to think ALL THREE of those customers and two who were just now getting out of their taxis on Asok were eagerly salivating to pay her barfine and give her whatever she wanted if only she would bestow on them the "winner" trophy this one special night. But my guess is she went with the first taker who offered her something close to the going rate. Unless, as I have mentioned already, it happens to be a very busy night in which case even ordinary looking girls can be scooped up fairly quickly.

[QUOTE=NattyBumpo;2075313]My worst session in 2017, my worst session in I don't know how long, 20 years maybe. A complete disaster! And some of it was my own fault although I never saw it coming. Jakarta: I hooked up with an attractive FL that I had met and kept in contact with since 2015. Back in 2015 she was new to the game and a total GFE. We got together 3 times that trip. The bareback sex was great. It was like making love to your girlfriend. She always spent the night and then left for her day job in the morning. Great memories.
[/QUOTE]Nice story. Repeats of outstanding girls after some years are hard to resist, but in my experience always end up slightly underwhelming, if not outright disappointing. Part of it is what statisticians call "regression towards the mean", and another part that hookers rarely improve over time (especially if what you value is chemistry and certain innocence, not just PSE skills). Some great memories are better left as they are.

There are exceptions (for me, Ying from Tulip massage comes to mind, she came back stronger than ever), but they are rare. For me, out of 10 or so repeats after more than a year has passed, 8 have been slightly disappointing, though none turned out as awful as yours. Still, it's hard to resist trying.

[QUOTE=EihTooms;2075432]But, Syzy, you also would not know if any one or all but one of those "3 possible customers" for the girl in Shark had any real interest in paying her barfine and taking her or not after chatting with her. I am sure she would want the world to think ALL THREE of those customers and two who were just now getting out of their taxis on Asok were eagerly salivating to pay her barfine and give her whatever she wanted if only she would bestow on them the "winner" trophy this one special night. [/QUOTE]There goes your sarcastic unbalanced exaggeration again. You really should try to resist it. I am sure she took the guy assessed most likely to BF her, or the one she liked or a combination of these factors. She was taken away very promptly. Normal for her. She does know me as an ex regular customer of her sister, so no guarantee I was going to BF her.

Some girls are hot, so don't need to carry a sign saying "come on, you know you need to fuck me".

[QUOTE=Syzygies;2075469]There goes your sarcastic unbalanced exaggeration again. You really should try to resist it. I am sure she took the guy assessed most likely to BF her, or the one she liked or a combination of these factors. She was taken away very promptly. Normal for her. She does know me as an ex regular customer of her sister, so no guarantee I was going to BF her.

Some girls are hot, so don't need to carry a sign saying "come on, you know you need to fuck me".[/QUOTE]Why not just concede I blew your impossible to prove assertion out of the water by simply stating the obvious rather than accuse me of "sarcastic unbalanced exaggeration"? As in my previous post that you similarly mis-characterized, there wasn't a shred of exaggeration in what got you bristling. There is absolutely no way you could possibly know how many truly interested (in BF) customers that girl has in a given moment, yet you automatically assumed there were "at least 3" in the room ahead of you. Is that because there were at least three other guys in the room? I wonder if each of those other guys counted you as one of her "3 possible customers" that night, too. And I suppose if I had been sitting in there sipping my club soda, all four of you would have assumed I was also dutifully waiting my turn to be bestowed the great honor of her mercifully accepting my 700 baht barfine and 2500 baht fee for ST.

But chances are very good that all four of you would be wrong about that. So why is it a "sarcastic unbalanced exaggeration" for me to suggest you could easily be wrong about those other guys?

[QUOTE=EihTooms;2075511]Why not just concede I blew your impossible to prove assertion out of the water by simply stating the obvious rather than accuse me of "sarcastic unbalanced exaggeration"? [/QUOTE]You seem to have a habit of taking what someone else wrote and exaggerating your interpretation to ridiculous extremes. So I then get to agree with all of your "Nopes" to quite exaggerated hypotheses. However means very little to agree with a Nope to an absurd or extreme question.

Try to see accept that shades of grey exist rather than just extremes taken to point of getting absurd. Nothing is always the case. However unusual or abnormal cases exist. Then is no one rule that fits all.

On a tangent:

Like you may desire a "Escort Rating" to be solely on whether the girl delivered the exact services promised willingly and with enthusiasm, but reality is that the way guys rate a girl, and what criteria they used (due to their own rating methods) cannot be controlled. Their 5 star girl maybe a one star for you if she did not deliver CIM as promised. I accept that the 5 stars would be wrong, but I also accept that not much to be done about it. I have seen absolutely shit Thai restaurants serving nothing approaching real Thai food, get rated as 5 stars overseas, and rated as very highly authentic, by someone biased or just clearly was clueless. Hope you like the analogy.

Personally I would score the girl a zero, if she looked nothing like her photograph, and probably would not even get to the point of trying her services. LOL I don't care how great her pornstar services are if she is not the girl I thought I chose. So we all have different biases and objectives. Looks and GFE are my important requirements. For others it is so different.

I claim to you that Pat in Sharks is capable of being BFed several STs per night, if she should so desire that, if she works that hard (I don't know. I had not seen her for a few months). I can't prove it. However I failed to get her BFed first, on last attempt. Another guy BFed her and took her home very quickly. She looks real hot, and gets several customers interested concurrently. Known as "train crashes" in Thai language "rot fai chon kan". Pat obviously (to me) has well above average appeal in the Sharks bar. There are plenty of customers in there, so not surprising if several guys have the hots for her, concurrently. I am sure she pulls plenty of regulars that know her body well and what she delivers. She is an exceptional girl, based on very few other girls were observed to pull a customer and get barfined so quickly. I don't know Sharks girls well enough in general to know if have many girls get BFed so quick, as have attended Sharks just the two times recently.

Guys that don't like the idea of contending to get some girl, can certainly pick some other girl that no one is interested in, and may even go for a bargain price at close to closing time. Who knows? I am not that guy. I am more like Natty and attend early to try to get fresh girls not too drunk yet, and not get the girl on her 2nd or 3rd ST for the night (no "slushy seconds" LOL), when she may be "fucked out" already and demotivated. If I go to MPs, I try to get to be a Girl's first customer, for same reason. I have had some real bad sessions, late in the evening with girls supposed to be good. One such girl was Vodka at some well known MP (was it Cherry? 3 or 4 years back. A complete disaster, acting like she had no clues whatsoever. Yet I suspected she had a reputation for being quite good, somehow.

It's important to get girls at the right time and in the right frame of mind. I find girls just returned from holidays, all refreshed, are the absolute best. They can be horny needing a cum badly in some cases.

[QUOTE=Sammy1968;2075340]Syzgies,

What do you think immigration will be like at 8.25 pm on a Wednesday?[/QUOTE]Will take between 45 mins, have landed around this time on many occasions usually get through Immigration before the baggage has even made it onto the carousel.

Have visited BKK many times but never posted reports before, usually have night or two in BKK before heading up country for a few weeks before spending another night or two back there before heading home. Ggenerally spread my time in BKK between BJ, Soapies, Olies and Gogo's. Don't have a particular requirement for a girl, all depends on the situation and my mood.

Have just come back after 3 weeks following the same scenario. Overnight flight arrived at around 8 am straight to hotel for some sleep, stayed in one of the newer places on Soi 7/1 as I have done the last couple of years.

Day 1.

Woke up around 2 pm wanting a blow job, showered went downstairs to check out the talent working at this time on the Soi. Only got as far as Wood Bar before seeing something suitable. Letter Z cannot remember what her name was, or never found out? Cute, slim, nice rack. 1000 b paid to the counter, up stairs and straight into it, did the normal, got her little kit of requirements, washed my junk and played around with it at the same time to get bit of blood flowing, sat down on the chair, started licking my balls and tongue up and down my shaft, then started working me good with her mouth up and down my shaft, deep throat every couple of strokes and playing with my balls, after about 5 minutes was pretty worked up but wanted to last longer. Got her to lick my balls while I chilled a bit to calm down, starting rubbing her tits in her top then got her to release them so I could have a proper look very pleasing, had relaxed enough for her to start on my cock again this time she started going to town, then she had to relax a bit and concentrated on licking the tip and using one hand on my balls the other up and down my cock, kept this up for maybe 10 minutes before the pressure started to build, told her I was going to cum soon, so back up and down deep throat me hard, making my legs shake till I shot my load, she made sure I was well and truly drained, sucking and working me for a few more minutes. Over to the basin to spit it out, took a swig of Listerine, then washed me up. Really enjoyed it gave her 200 be tip.

Headed to Suda Restaurant on Soi 14 as have always enjoyed their food, had a good feed a couple of beers then back to the hotel to catch a couple of hours more kip before heading out, will post Night 1 later.

Friends,

Would be visiting BKK for a week for work. Wanted to try out BJ bars for the first time. Understand reading the BKK forum would be the first thing to do but facing two issues - 1) No time with office etc. In next two days 2) Multiple threads even for BKK. Difficult to find info. Just need to understand the basic tips.

Would really appreciate if someone can share personal experience (good BJ bars, rates, how it works, are there better options than BJ bars, how not to get conned etc). PM is active too!

Thanks a lot!

LC.

[QUOTE=Crocodilexp;2075450]Nice story. Repeats of outstanding girls after some years are hard to resist, but in my experience always end up slightly underwhelming, if not outright disappointing. Part of it is what statisticians call "regression towards the mean", and another part that hookers rarely improve over time (especially if what you value is chemistry and certain innocence, not just PSE skills). Some great memories are better left as they are.

There are exceptions (for me, Ying from Tulip massage comes to mind, she came back stronger than ever), but they are rare. For me, out of 10 or so repeats after more than a year has passed, 8 have been slightly disappointing, though none turned out as awful as yours. Still, it's hard to resist trying.[/QUOTE]I have to agree with you about Ying who I have known on both a professional and personal level for a few years. She genuinely likes to fuck and has always provided exceptional service for me including. A couple of weeks ago after she finished work, she sent me a Line photo with her hand down her shorts playing with herself and indicating that she was horny. I replied questioning how could she be horny working at Tulip when she recently had 5 customers in one night and she responded by saying "You think all customer xx so good? Some not feel. Only make them cum. Where my really good sex?" I said "I don't know. You tell me. ' and she replied "Don't know 2". I think she wanted to cum badly and was frustrated when I couldn't power back up for the second shot as the first shot was so intense. I guess the moral of this story is that like us, some of the ladies rate customers service too and I guess many of us are poorly rated. As we are paying for their time and that is their job I assume many punters don't care but it is something to think about if you intend to repeat with the lady. Regarding customer looks, I have quite a few lady friends (personal not professional) from another shop and regularly make dinner for half a dozen at a time. After many drinks the war stories come out and I can't recall any of them complaining about the customers looks, only about bad hygiene and sadistic behavior where customers actually hurt them and the negotiators trying to knock down the 1500 baht service fee.