Pattaya Reports

[QUOTE=Rocksoff]Hell with that .. if I have to bang a gogo girl, just go for the shops with rooms inhouse, 2K all in (room, girl, bar).[/QUOTE]


The names of a couple of good gogo "shops" with rooms inhouse would be greatly appreciated. THX!

[QUOTE=Mr Jetsetter]The names of a couple of good gogo "shops" with rooms inhouse would be greatly appreciated. THX![/QUOTE]

Rodeo girls, Rocket and X-Zone. I'd also like more names :-) Could any seniors please advise whether naming these places may cause trouble for the venues? I.e. I suspect there's a reason why all gogos don't offer rooms.

Anyway, at any place, just ask "mee horng tee nee mai?" or "here have room?", and pay less than for takeout, please.

X-Zone is particularly terrible (erm, in a good way) .. the rooms are like broom closets (though one has a shower in it, and the other one a gogo pole, carpet, and a full-wall dark window looking out on the gogo).

[QUOTE=Sharka]Just got back recently and it all depends on when you were there previously for a comparison. If you were there early last year then this year is slower and if you were there 2-3 years ago then action now is much slower than last time you visited. FL actions in discos is still ok but FL action on beach rd is way down from years ago.

Shark[/QUOTE]Thanks Sharka,

I am looking for this level of babeage. these are girls I hooked up with my last trip 6/08

[QUOTE=Mr Jetsetter]The names of a couple of good gogo "shops" with rooms inhouse would be greatly appreciated. THX![/QUOTE]
May I add Betty Boups in Soi 6, 1000B including room. The rooms are quite decent as well. Probably the best deal in Pattaya for this kind of arrangement.

Very nice.. Hope i can find that kind of talent in a few weeks. Any hints on where you were looking.

What are the best discos going for FL?

I usually hang in the bars. Actually I think I`ve never tried a disco in P.

PB

while its still fresh i thought i'd post my next report.

with the jetlag, alcohol poisoning and mongering, i've not been sleeping, so events are becoming blurred and hard to recall properly. with that said.

started out the morning with a trip to [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord900][CodeWord900][/url]. i'd not been to a bj bar before, so enjoyed the intrigue. it was around midday, and when i wondered up the girls were sitting outside. they squawked when i turned up and one of them was assigned to me. her name, no clue, maybe gee, or mon. anyway, she was 20 and had nice taught skin and a decent complexion. i'm fairly young (30), so often get assigned a young provider my default. body 5. she led me upstairs and took me to a private room. first impressions. the place is fancy. pool table, chairs downstairs, nice bar, fountain(!) etc. the room upstairs was decent, lots of mirrors, with a couch and some strange dentist chair (whats that for?). i was clearly a little confused and she eventually told me to strip. on the couch and she kneels down on a pad to protect her knees and spends about 30 seconds carefully wiping me with a towelette and 10 seconds kissing the shaft before commencing proper. her technique was ok, she was unwilling/unable to deepthroat and her english was terrible, so i was unable to explain what i wanted. she did keep time like a metronome and was tireless, which ultimately did the trick. i certainly took my time. alternating between trying to 'educate' her on how to deepthroat, feeling her ample tits and grabbing her by the side of the face and facefucking her (obstructs the mirrored view). eventually came in her mouth before she discretely spat it into a towel. she cleaned me up and led me out. i tipped 200 for her efforts. i was very slow, and she very patient.

its 700 plus tip. its fun, but not the cheapest 20 minutes, so i doubt i'd go back that much. can i get hoovered downstairs? while playing pool, or at the bar? can i take her clothes off while i'm groping, or do i pay more for that?

walked past devils den on my way out. some decent looking girls there. i'm mulling over a debauched visit.

a genuine thai massage with a nice 34 year old later (she has a 30 year old virgin sister apparently, but she lives on the family farm in issan, so thats not going to bear fruit for me), a short nap and i was ready for the nights activities.

x-zone was first. that place is filthy and fun. walked in and there were 2 girls on stage shoving various items up themselves. i quickly became part of the show. ice cubes, bananas, beer bottles up both holes and then one girl valiantly tried to get my, not small, fist inside her. a lot of pressure and 5 fingers later we were pretty close, maybe with some more time we'd have managed it. these show girls were average (5's), but a lot of fun. i tipped them 100 each for their efforts once they finished and was sorely tempted to take them upstairs (this is one of the gogo's mentioned as having rooms a few posts prior). i had condom smell, baby oil and other detritus to my elbows so went to wash up, only to find 2 much hotter girls doing the same show on my way back (7's, 8's maybe). i very nearly grabbed them and ran upstairs with them in an effort to fulfill my last few as yet untried porn star fantasies, but it was still only 8pm, so i did leave. i highly recommend spending a drink or two here.

a couple of other gogo's (cutey's or something (avoid), and another) and i was back at my current fave (windmill, also has a room upstairs). i spoke to a really experienced monger and watched him shove a bottle of beer up one of the girls arse's and tip the beer in her, shake it around, and then have it drain back into his bottle (presume she was guaranteed to offer anal at this point). i was beginning to understand typical gogo bar behavior and enjoyed watching the show there. however, i was actually waiting for a specific girl. a 19 year old that i'd spied the night before. 30 minutes later and she's on stage, i immediately barfine her, as i'm not losing out twice. this girl was a stunner. ass and rack that were hard and toned. short and weighing in at 40 kg's, a real little spinner. i'd been staring into her arse and pussy from 10cm away the night before, so knew the merchandise well enough. she had visibly one of the smallest pussies i'd ever seen (as in vertical length). lots of tats in you like that sort of thing. body and face easily a 9. 700 bf and 1k st, although she asked for 1. 5k, she was easy to negotiate with.

i'm waiting for my friend to pick a girl there and my spinner suggests we bring her friend back too. we end up agreeing on 1. 5k each with agreement on me videoing the whole performance, bbbj, cim, anal (her friend offers bb anal, while the spinner said she's not done it, but will try it) and so on. i want a souvenir, so take them both. they did not disappoint. they took their turn directing and shooting video, went down on each other, double bj, fucked them both, had them 69 each other while inside either of them, rimming etc etc. when it came to anal, it was not as advertised. the little spinner did indeed try, but she needs a lot more training before it will work, the friend turned out to be the same, despite her promises. however, to their credit they made it fun. pulling the other one's cheeks apart, telling me to just ram it in, laughing at the cries of pain and then gamely assuming the position for their own turn. ended up cim with one of the girls who spat it at the other, who then ate it up. fun times and well worth the price. the spinner was a stunner, the other was average, but dirtier, so they worked well together.

its 2am by this point and i needed to go and get a beer to clear my head and daydream about the events. soi 7 and i waste my time with a hot 31 year old that "cannot be barfined", soi 6 and there's a strange situation that i extract myself from asap. some ladyboy and old lady are chaperoning 10 very young girls around. the ladyboy suggests i take one home, but says she has "no id". to me this was code for ****, so i leave. i'm still not sure who these girls were. they were not dressed like lon, just jeans and baggy tshirts. lon in training?

i'm walking back thinking i'll just go to sleep when a girl catches my eye. 2nd road by soi 8. 27, short, 41 kg (i like the idea of a girl 50% my weight). fun and good to talk to. we quickly get to business and after confirming that i'll do her ass, and she'll offer bbbj i bf her for 300 and pay 700 st (she offered 1k lt, but i am tired and pray for sleep). i'm looking forward to this, as at 27, she should know her stuff. this bar was 24 hours, so at least i know i have some late night options.

back in my hotel (staff are obviously impressed with my behavior) and while showering i hear her take a call. its her norwegian boyfriend, he's 39, and they've been dating for 3 years now (sorry for what comes next if you match this description). she ends the call with "i love you", which, for some reason, makes me want to do her so in the ass so hard. her tits are shockingly droopy and she has a kid induced belly paunch, however, a decent face and a little body give her a 6 overall. her bbbj skills are very good, the rimming and ball attention good too. we 69 for a while before i spin around and facefuck her. we decide on no condom (statistically not a good choice, but sometimes i make such decisions). she's a great lay. out of the pussy and back in the mouth several times. she does nothing but provide what i need. and when i grab the ky she dutifully spreads it around her anus and spreads for me. i bb her in the ass hard and finally cum.

she's nice, but a little wily. i want her to leave so i can sleep, she's hinting that she should stay. saying she wants to take care of me. i don't need a girlfriend, so ask her to leave. she did great work, so i tip her well.

i tend to bounce between acting like i've been struck with cupids arrow and wanting to do the most degrading things i have any interest in (not that they are that degrading really, just the things i'm personally into), so the women today provided me a nice mix. the girls are fun. the young ones tend to just want to party and extract a big tip. they know that at 30 i'm a butterfly (thinking of getting a tattoo of one), and not boyfriend material (both in terms of inclination and financial wherewithal). the older ones are technically more skilled, cheaper(!) but harder to get rid of after, and they do tend to think that i'd become a great life partner of theirs, so i have to extract myself better from those.

thats it for now. tomorrow beckons.

shoe

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I prefer Underground on walking street, drink are reasonable and it is no smoking!

[QUOTE=Primo Bolan]What are the best discos going for FL?

I usually hang in the bars. Actually I think I`ve never tried a disco in P.

PB[/QUOTE]

The best would be Insomnia. They get going from 1:30AM till 8:00AM!
Many go-go girls and Beer bar girls go here also for late night buisiness.
There are over 300 during prime time 2:30-3:30. Lucifer good earlier(11:00-2:00AM), as is Marine(after 12:30AM) Also Try Walking St. Bar(more like a disco-Bar) for early action
YOU GOTTA SEE iNSOMNIA ONCE DURING PRIME TIME! nOTHING IN THE WORLD LIKE IT!
Have fun!
[QUOTE=Primo Bolan]What are the best discos going for FL?

I usually hang in the bars. Actually I think I`ve never tried a disco in P.

PB[/QUOTE]

I think most have them.
[QUOTE=Mr Jetsetter]The names of a couple of good gogo "shops" with rooms inhouse would be greatly appreciated. THX![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Tim Bone]May I add Betty Boups in Soi 6, 1000B including room. The rooms are quite decent as well. Probably the best deal in Pattaya for this kind of arrangement.[/QUOTE]

That doesn't count, soi 6 is in a class of its own :-) For rooms, check Ruby Club (I think), recently redone. Includes flatscreen TV, can rent overnight for 700, but proper hotel better value.

[QUOTE=Shoebridge]Lol - I'm starting to think that there may be better countries for this. Philippines or Japan maybe. I know PI has "cherry girl" as a concept in some bars.

Are there any less reliable ways. My best advice so far is to go to the mamasan and just ask for a brand new girl and hope.[/QUOTE]I am new to Thailand but have been to the phils a few times. The cherry girls in the bars are generally young often more attractive girls who are there just to chat with customers and generate drink sales. Of course almost every cherry girl will one day lose her cherry, but typically this will either to be a local or foreign guy who pretends to love her and talks about an interest in marrying her. As the Koreans/Chinese guys will pay around $500 to do a genuine cherry girl, a bar cherry girl who decides its time to lose it will generally be marketed to these guys, not offered to some shmuck for 1500 pesos.

[QUOTE=Mackin]Very nice. Hope i can find that kind of talent in a few weeks. Any hints on where you were looking.[/QUOTE]These were freelance girls I picked up on Walking Street in Pattaya. Also met a couple of them in Lucifer disco. I only took one chick form a go-go the whole time I was there.

Happy hunting! Don't forget to post for all of us miserable SOBs that are stuck at home.

Breakfast Buffet get together at the Lek Hotel on 2nd Road, next to Mikes shopping mall! Tuesday 19th of January at 10AM.

Our breakfast get together was plan with myself, Tansak KTV and Daddy07, and Tansak KTV, though it would be a good idea to post it here as a invite to others who might be around that want to meet others from the site.

To be on the safe side, let me know PM if you plan to attend so that if it gets too large I'll make arrangements to have table set aside for us. The cost of Buffet breakfast at the leak is 110 baht.

LBM, is still in the dog house but should be able to make it.


ISG, T-shirts will go on sale for 199 baht, 100% Cotton comes in all sizes including xxxxxx and all colors.

LBM

How does one tackle these typical situations / questions in a go-go?

1. You are having a drink and a girl comes across starts the typical questions "you sexy maan" "where you come from". Etc. You don't fancy the girl at all. She asks for a LD. You are more keen to get rid of her and need time to decide if you would like to BF someone. After a few drinks.

- What's the best way to get rid of her?

2. You have liked a girl. Got the mamasan to call her or signalled to her directly. She comes and you talk. You offer a LD. In some time she calls another girl in the go-go. Now both talk to you. The first girl prods you to buy a LD for her friend as well. You give in and buy. Later both say that I BF both. And elaborate on how we can go dancing together. Boom-boom together later.

- Whats the most elegant way to tell the first girl that her friend is not wanted and she alone is good for the night?