FKK Artemis - Berlin

[QUOTE=Zimmerbaby; 1309250][url]http://www.hauptstadtpuff.de/[/url]

Is this the same girl Dr. Kimino?[/QUOTE]Really don't think so, this one has no tits. I'm not a boobs fan but I think the Anya at Art had much more than that.

Ciao!

Kimino

Hey guys,

I'm due in berlin round mid August and as a first time going to artemis I was wondering if any of you guys would be around the club at that time say dates 15th till 18th.

Thanks guys

Delbhoy

Hi guys,

Back to Artemis after a long absence, Thursday from about 3 to 9 pm, entrance still 80 eur.

I approached Nina (Czech Republic, black long hair, about 30, very fit) at the bar downstairs and we had a one hour session. Nice time, good talking to her, great blowjob. 120 eur.

At the kino downstairs I let myself be approached by Miu, a young (19 she says and I think it is) girl from Hamburg, half German and half Turkish. She had pink / purple hair, easy to spot. Her BJ was not the best technically but she had a freshness I hadn't found in a while. She kind of make me feel very young again for a moment. Very nice to talk to. One hour here as well and cim. 170 eur.

There was a very good girls / men ratio that I really like and that adds to the atmosphere

I will back in September.

Buck

Friday 27th July.

Nina from Republic Czech, famous girl, been here for a while, I have noticed her many time but try her. This tour was the good one. Brunette, great body, slim, sexy, small size, small tits, nice face, cream all other her body, smelling good and pro active (that's make the difference). Nice blowjob in Kino then in the room, sex machine and cum in mouth. Very nice blowjob, she sucked me until I gave her every sperm I had. New nickname: turbo sex machine.

Nina again, very long cum in her mouth, I felt it and she get all of it.

XXX girl (?) from Poland, blond, MILF, very nice body, slim, small tits, perfect legs, sexy underwear, smiling and joking with her friends. Will not repeat.

Satursday 28th July.

Nina twice, in kino then finished in room. Chocolate cream. Fuck like a turbo. Nice skin.

Very active girl, no holidays, not going back home.

Hannah, Polish girl, I have met her in March. Now she got new big boobs ). Very nice and well done. Pretty girl, slim, brunette with sort haircut. Came on her breast. Was it extra? Didn't mind and pay her as it was. Dirty word. Nice skin. Nice cock. Sensual body contact to begin. Professional. Lot of cum (really?). Sensitive tits. Very good session and will return.

Monday.

Late plane to go home.

Artemis or Royal?

Artemis with no doubt. I was afraid that there was no girl. But no, there were some good girls to fuck on a Monday 12 o'clock!

Nina of course who bit my ass as I was just arriving but she was starting her day (breakfast) so we didn't sessionned even thought I would love to).

So I met first Ella, famous Russian girl from Artemis. I have been with her on my first visit to Artemis. I knew she was providing good service. And I was in a hurry for the first fuck of day. So it was for her.

After a little break with sauna and sunbath, I turn around Nina many time but didn't had the hard enough to go with her. (and when I did (?) , she was going to kino with an other guy (so I went with her friend Marketa from Tcheki too, blond, already sessionned with her, very kind, good girl very nice looking, slim and incredible body, no fat at all! She is a good doctor for me)

Over all, many girls but I am still disappointed about the quality of girls (2/3 are bellow my expectation in term of good looking). Compared to my last visit in last March, I have noticed some new girls but nothing exceptional this is why for this trip, I went with already known girls.

And no sign of my favorite one, Sheenya. Whatever, it would be for the next time)

NB : I can't wait they finish the new wings with outside swimming pool and rooms. Can be funny)

[QUOTE=Buck Rogers; 1309634]I approached Nina (Czech Republic, black long hair, about 30, very fit) at the bar downstairs and we had a one hour session. Nice time, good talking to her, great blowjob. 120 eur.

Buck[/QUOTE]She is more closed to her 25 years old than 30. If we are talking about the same girl. Whatever, she is providing very good service with a lot of energy and willingness to please you. To recommend for sure (but don't she will come to you as she is very pro active to shark you guy!).

LOL7

I was at the big A tonight (Wednesday). Compared to last week there were considerably less men and also a slight drop in the number of girls. If you consider that last week was a little slower than the week before that, you'll see the trend.

As some of you may know I've grown quite accustomed to zimmer'ing with my tried and true girls rather than taking risks and exploring uncharted territories lately. But as it turned out none of the girls in my short list of favorites were there. This break of routine however actually lead to a happy ending tonight. After a few hours of indecision and as I was about to give up, I decided to give a Romanian girl with short blonde hair a try. All my mongering experience was screaming at me saying that she wouldn't give a very good service once we were in the room but I decided to settle for a quick optifick as opposed to leaving ungepopped. Despite my overblown confidence in my mongering eye, human element remains unpredictable as always. Diana turned out to be very sweet and skilled, especially if you're willing to give her enough time. After two joyful hours with her I came home with a euphoria that I'm sure will last a few days.

[QUOTE=Nebula2001;1310755]Diana turned out to be very sweet and skilled, especially if you're willing to give her enough time. After two joyful hours with her I came home with a euphoria that I'm sure will last a few days.[/QUOTE]I've just searched her name on this thread and it's interesting how different people commented so differently about her.

I guess it proves that you can't summarize a girl with an IMDB / qype / yelp score. Although there are some girls (like Nina) who seem to give more or less consistently good service as well as some incurable sharks, many girls give different levels of (perceived) service depending on a gazillion different factors.

[QUOTE=Nebula2001; 1310759]I've just searched her name on this thread and it's interesting how different people commented so differently about her.

I guess it proves that you can't summarize a girl with an IMDB / qype / yelp score. Although there are some girls (like Nina) who seem to give more or less consistently good service as well as some incurable sharks, many girls give different levels of (perceived) service depending on a gazillion different factors.[/QUOTE]Diana was fine for me. But somebody should try her friend. Same short haircut, a bit taller.

We wait your report! LOL.

Kimino

[QUOTE=Lookoflove7; 1310644]She is more closed to her 25 years old than 30. If we are talking about the same girl. Whatever, she is providing very good service with a lot of energy and willingness to please you. To recommend for sure (but don't she will come to you as she is very pro active to shark you guy!).

LOL7[/QUOTE]I'm attaching her pics, from Artemis website.

I don't know, her skin didn't feel so young to me, felt more like 30 than 25 but nothing that diminished my good time with her.

[QUOTE=Buck Rogers; 1310969]I'm attaching her pics, from Artemis website.

I don't know, her skin didn't feel so young to me, felt more like 30 than 25 but nothing that diminished my good time with her.[/QUOTE]Not that it matters but I would put her age at mid twenties to thirty. My guess is 28. I know one member who knew her from quite some years ago at another club.

As the saying goes-Never mind the potatoes if the soup is good.

AM

[quote=angus magee; 1309065]c'mon, you can not just drop this nugget with no explanation what so ever? how did you manage a 1/2 price entry? are you a pensioner? a licensed berlin taxi driver? or do you just have the gift of gab.

details, details.

am[/quote]how to get into artemis for 40e.

i noticed from the artemis website that on sundays and mondays pensioners and taxi drivers got in for half price. so now the question was, how can i take advantage of this?

i decided that the only approach that had a chance of working was if i said i was retired. now it happens that this would not be a lie because i have retired from full time employment. this does not mean that i have reached the official retirement age for the uk, it means that i have the choice of working gainfully or visiting places like berlin and artemis. i thought that what would make it difficult would be that i look younger than i really am. i remember the first visit to artemis (fully three visits ago) , i was met at reception by an impressive looking lady. i thought if she is on the desk i have no chance. when i arrived at the desk on my last visit, this impressive looking lady.

was not there, instead a younger girl was at the desk. i sensed a person of lesser experience and perhaps the glimmer of a chance. it is amazing what you can get for a bit of cheek sometimes, so i just asked if i can get in for 40e. no, she correctly said, this is only if you are retired or are a taxi driver. but i said i am retired. so this smart young lady asked me how old i was and what was the retirement age where i came from. i answered both of these questions truthfully, putting on a slightly confused look and smiling, at the same time. she very kindly pointed out that the retirement age in germany was 68. at this point i thought that i had been tor****ed. this smart young girl had got to the nub of the matter. all i could do was grin at her, but suddenly she relented and agreed to let me in for 40e.

this is the honest truth of how it happened.

i would not hold out much hope of any one repeating this. the girl did say that she would not repeat this. too, if she has reported back to management an instruction may have been given to exclude foreigners from this concession.

maybe the girl felt sorry for me. i find that if i go shopping at where i come from. if i have a slightly pre-occupied look, then some of the assistants start to assume that i am in the early stages of loosing my marbles. this is not true of course, why, i am even doing the bbc course in the german language.

if you want to have a go wait until younger and less experienced staff are on the desk, cultivate a slightly confused look, get them to feel sorry for you, be prepared for a rebuff.

[quote=kimino; 1309122]ok, i knew that i was doing a mistake, still. verena. long blonde curly hair, dark eyes. a rose / flower tatoo on back. perfect body. bulgarian, for me a total optiflick. she is cute, i like her appearance a lot. i know she can be a real starfish but this time it was a lot worse. she has been hunting me all evening, kissing me and sayng hi. it was a mediocre, mechanic, session. apart from being a starfish she now shows a really speedy, fuck factory attitude. experience made the worst of the service to this girl. for me, her hanging out with conny all the time has even ruined her more. imho.

except for her beauty, a complete waste of money, time and energy. i really feel guilty with kid icarus for suggesting he might give her a try.[/quote]actually i had a great time with here. but it was a pse, especially when we started and finnished in the kino. it was good in my book. later in the night she requested a massage so i gave her 30 min massage. i did not charge her =). sweet girl, i hope she stay fine in this business. i'm not sure if i'm mixing her with another girl called virginia that i saw in a. some months ago.

sessiond as usual with the sweet girl daisy, sister to susie. she has a great attitude and do amazing deepthroats.

this is my last report and i'm glad that i hade a chace to finally meet som great guys like you kimino, charlie and nebula. in this trip i moved things even further when i tried the gangbang club erlebniswohnung. i'm afraid that, like with everyhing in my life that i enjoy i enjoy too much in the end. i'm starting to get addicted and i don't want to be to addicted so i have to say in the end "i can never do this any more". it has been some fun years yes, and sometimes the best sex i ever had, but i have to move on. i will miss the mongoring scene, but if you fly to high - like icarus in the greek mythology - you get burned, and i know my self and have to avoid that.

good luck to you all and kiss the girls nicely!

Thanks for the many posts. Should you find your way back to the hobby, tehre will a warm towel and more than a few pussies to greet you.

Take care, oftentimes a man has got to do what a man has got to do.

Excess.

[QUOTE=Kid Icarus; 1311423]Actually I had a great time with here. But it was a PSE, especially when we started and finnished in the Kino. It was good in my book. Later in the night she requested a massage so I gave her 30 min massage. I did not charge her =). Sweet girl, I hope she stay fine in this business. I'm not sure if I'm mixing her with another girl called Virginia that I saw in A. Some months ago.

Sessiond as usual with the sweet girl Daisy, sister to Susie. She has a great attitude and do amazing deepthroats.

This is my last report and I'm glad that I hade a chace to finally meet som great guys like you Kimino, Charlie and Nebula. In this trip I moved things even further when I tried the gangbang club Erlebniswohnung. I'm afraid that, like with everyhing in my life that I enjoy I enjoy too much in the end. I'm starting to get addicted and I don't want to be to addicted so I have to say in the end "I can never do this any more". It has been some fun years yes, and sometimes the best sex I ever had, but I have to move on. I will miss the mongoring scene, but if you fly to high. Like Icarus in the greek mythology. You get burned, and I know my self and have to avoid that.

Good luck to you all and kiss the girls nicely![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Kid Icarus;1311423]This is my last report and I'm glad that I hade a chace to finally meet som great guys like you Kimino, Charlie and Nebula. In this trip I moved things even further when I tried the gangbang club Erlebniswohnung. I'm afraid that, like with everyhing in my life that I enjoy I enjoy too much in the end. I'm starting to get addicted and I don't want to be to addicted so I have to say in the end "I can never do this any more". It has been some fun years yes, and sometimes the best sex I ever had, but I have to move on. I will miss the mongoring scene, but if you fly to high - like Icarus in the greek mythology - you get burned, and I know my self and have to avoid that.[/QUOTE]Far be it for me to second guess you but have you considered that what you call addiction is just the very natural male urge to have sex as often as as with many different females as possible? As such there is absolutely nothing wrong with what you do and thus no need to quit? I am not saying maybe a breather isn't in order to gain perspective and see how things stand, but I have found that unless an addiction is to a specific substance it is more or less bullshit to call it an addiction. Especially where sex is concerned as humans are hard wired for sex and it is only religion and other spiritual pursuits that tell us this is bad. Also I have found that the very act of declaration that one is "never doing this again" is a major indication that one will indeed do it again, one way or another.

So as say, perhaps you do need a break, perhaps you won't ever cross the threshold of any FKK again, but maybe make the declaration when you have a few months perspective from which to say it.

[QUOTE=The Eagles]Last thing I remember, I was.

Running for the door.

I had to find the passage back.

To the place I was before.

"Relax," said the night man,

"We are programmed to receive.

You can check-out any time you like,

But you can never leave!"[/QUOTE]AM

[QUOTE=Kid Icarus; 1311423]This is my last report and I'm glad that I hade a chace to finally meet som great guys like you Kimino, Charlie and Nebula. In this trip I moved things even further when I tried the gangbang club Erlebniswohnung.

Good luck to you all and kiss the girls nicely![/QUOTE]Kid Icarus, every time I say stuff like this somebody posts this link on my face. And they pull me back in. LOL.

Kimino.

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