Bangkok Reports

Thanks Seniors for recommending BJ Bars. Tried my first (and second!) within 2 hours.

Went to Som's Haven at 7 pm. Was expecting crowd and sounds etc. As seniors had told that the rooms are not really sound proof But, to my surprise, zerocustomers! 15-20 girls were chilling outside. Chose one (was my first time so didn't take my time, lady looked little less young in real light:

Learning from mistakes). Name was N.

No customers. So the lady had ample time. Sat in the common area, took drinks. Made me comfortable, was friendly. Asked if you want boom boom:-the Politely said no. Then went upstairs. Same story- she washed her mouth and then johnny. Took clothes off (Top Bottom innerwear were still On). Put some oil. Then the magic started. Balls, base, shaft, deep. Everything. Asked her to remove top. She took off everything and gave a nice lap dance and straddle for sometime. Went back to work. All touches and kisses were allowed. Knew what she was doing. Pretty good experience.

Ended with CIM. We stil had 15 minutes so we just talked for 5 minutes. Asked me in the end "Are you happy" - and I was.

Walked to Wood Bar after this (FR in another report).

Face- 5/10.

GFE- 10/10.

BBBJ- 8/10.

Damage- 700 for BJ + 100 (Chang Beer) + 150 (Lady Drink, she didn't ask. I had offered) + 200 Tip.

WIR. In longer run yes, but with the amount of time I have, will explore other bars too!

Safe mongering!

LC.

After Som's Haven, walked up to Wood bar. Idea was to drink and wait while choosing the girl for 15-20 minutes and then get in. But.

Place is really efficient. As you enter. All girls will line up immediately. 10-12 consultants. Asked mamasan to get me a drink first. Not sure if it was because of time of the day or something else. But the line-up was really not upto the mark. I've heard from seniors that the place usually has good ones, but probably ended up at the wrong time. Choose one which best suited my taste. Took drink, paid, went up.

Same story. Was, put on seat etc. Etc. Now the misfortune started:

0) Lights dim (I mean zero) - asked to increase.

1) Girl started deed with full clothes on.

2) When asked to remove. Asked for 500 tip. I said, it's ridiculous and don't want to negotiate. Deed was on so agreed for 300.

3) Top came off. Touching allowed. But on pressing she said in a friendly way that it's silicone we should be careful.

4) No skill = just the same mechanical motion. Wanted to finish early.

5) Asked to take deeper. Said can't do, reflexes (Maybe my bad. Should've asked upfront. Learning from mistake).

I gave up. Just asked her to finish quickly. CIM. Paid tip. Ran away. Overall bad experience, won't repear.

Look- 7/10.

Boobs- 9/10.

BBBJ- 3/10.

GFE- 1/10.

Damage- 1000 for BJ + 150 for drink + Tip.

Planning to try soapy massage, Smooci and 1-2 more BJ bars in the rest of the week. Let's see how much time I get.

Safe mongering,

LC.

Humble question to Seniors. How do you improve chances of getting a good girl in short time settings like in BJ bars? I though looks + enthusiasm (judged by smile) would be sufficient, but.

- The ones who are good looking are not smiling.

- The ones who are smiling are not good looking.

- The ones who was smiling and good looking turned up to have no skill.

Any thumb-rules or tips to improve selection qualitiy? Would appreciate your help!

Safe mongering,

LC.

[QUOTE=LewisCarrol;2077908]Humble question to Seniors. How do you improve chances of getting a good girl in short time settings like in BJ bars?[/QUOTE]In BJ bars (Star of Light, Som's Haven etc) you usually get a chance to interact with the girl quite a bit (including making out) before you pick her. I normally choose someone who's willing to sit with me, make me feel good, and not immediately insist on doing the deed.

If you can't interact much (fishbowl massage parlors, oilies, maybe some BJ bars too), there is simply no way to know. Ones who try hard to grab your attention can often be crap in bed, and the shy ones can turn out to be decent. As long as the girl doesn't seem to actively avoid going with you (some do, especially in spots getting more Thais than Farang! There's no way to tell what will happen service-wise. Just pick the one that makes your dick stand up.

Honestly, I'm not that impressed by Wood Bar (ex Doctor BJ). There are several better BJ bars in Bangkok.

Picked up a really attractive spinner type in front of the walk of "pain" in front of the hotel opposite Nana Plaza. I have seen this particular lady on several yootoob videos. ST was 1200 Baht, attitude excellent, girl is a mix of Laotian and Thai, and says she cannot work in the gogos etc. She hangs out just to the right of the driveway not far from the pharmacy somewhat away from the others and away from the SHIMs. Great BBBJ, mish, cowgirl and she topped it off with a rub and tug in the shower.

Face 80/100.

Body 85/100.

Attitude after knowing you are not a groping time waster 85/100.

Sex 80/100.

Value 95/100.

I got grabbed, actually manhandled by 2 stunners in front of Midnite. One was giving some other white bloke grief over being cheap.

Very pricey place for BKK. Had a drink (mineral water) and 2 x girl drinks and copped 690 Baht bill. Beautiful lasses but not that much better than the FL in some of the bars and other gogo ladies etc.

[QUOTE=LewisCarrol;2077908]Humble question to Seniors. How do you improve chances of getting a good girl in short time settings like in BJ bars? I though looks + enthusiasm (judged by smile) would be sufficient, but.

- The ones who are good looking are not smiling.

- The ones who are smiling are not good looking.

- The ones who was smiling and good looking turned up to have no skill.

Any thumb-rules or tips to improve selection qualitiy? Would appreciate your help!

Safe mongering,

LC.[/QUOTE]I avoid (usually);.

1. Girls who look at their phone all the time.

2. Girls who do not smile.

3. Girls who have poor touch / feel (just lightly touch her arms and see how she responds).

4. Girls who openly make fun of or abuse other patrons.

5. Girls who have little in the way of manners.

I like picking the quieter girls who may be more in the background and less likely to attract trouble.

[QUOTE=LewisCarrol;2077908]Humble question to Seniors. How do you improve chances of getting a good girl in short time settings like in BJ bars? I though looks + enthusiasm (judged by smile) would be sufficient, but.

- The ones who are good looking are not smiling.

- The ones who are smiling are not good looking.

- The ones who was smiling and good looking turned up to have no skill.

Any thumb-rules or tips to improve selection qualitiy? Would appreciate your help!

Safe mongering,

LC.[/QUOTE]Just expect the vast majority to be mediocre or below regardless of looks or smile that way if they are above average it will seem better than it really is.

[QUOTE=Syzygies;2077893]I think will be difficult to get in Crazy, especially if a group of 4. If was in a different mixed country group, may be possible.

Long gun has some nude girls. Soso for me (I like skinny) but might be your spec. Doll's house probably has some nude uglies too. I did not check recently enough.[/QUOTE]Crazy House will definitely not allow a group of Indians. I have been there 2-3 times but solo. Never had a real problem getting entry. The chap at the entrance gave a long hard look sometimes but I just smiled at him and went in. Maybe my age, fair complexion and decent attire worked in my favor. But a group of young indians, no way. In fact bar fined a lady on my first visit. Never really liked the place apart from the nudity. Maybe because I don't prefer skinny girls. Like some pounds at the right places, not too chubby.

[QUOTE=MumbaiGuy;2078083]Crazy House will definitely not allow a group of Indians. I have been there 2-3 times but solo. Never had a real problem getting entry. The chap at the entrance gave a long hard look sometimes but I just smiled at him and went in. Maybe my age, fair complexion and decent attire worked in my favor. But a group of young indians, no way. In fact bar fined a lady on my first visit. Never really liked the place apart from the nudity. Maybe because I don't prefer skinny girls. Like some pounds at the right places, not too chubby.[/QUOTE]Generalising greatly, it is well known that Indians like girls with a lot more meat on them than my skinny model taste. When I used to attend Mercury bar, I noted that many customers were Indians and most girls (with a couple of exceptions) were too "chubby" for me, read "voluptuous" for the customers that liked them.

So Crazy House may well be too full of slim / skinny girls for some to like it. Some of my favourite girls have very small tits, to the point of having virtually just nipples. LOL Makes a change for GF with quite full tits.

[QUOTE=Crocodilexp;2077991]In BJ bars (Star of Light, Som's Haven etc) you usually get a chance to interact with the girl quite a bit (including making out) before you pick her. I normally choose someone who's willing to sit with me, make me feel good, and not immediately insist on doing the deed.

If you can't interact much (fishbowl massage parlors, oilies, maybe some BJ bars too), there is simply no way to know. Ones who try hard to grab your attention can often be crap in bed, and the shy ones can turn out to be decent. As long as the girl doesn't seem to actively avoid going with you (some do, especially in spots getting more Thais than Farang! There's no way to tell what will happen service-wise. Just pick the one that makes your dick stand up.

Honestly, I'm not that impressed by Wood Bar (ex Doctor BJ). There are several better BJ bars in Bangkok.[/QUOTE]Loli-tas is very much preventing any girl play downstairs.

As to the shops, seems strange to me to dislike Woodbar as a shop. It was once fine for me (have not attended that recently). Even if some Farang guys on the staff did not appeal to me (LOL). I just never really interact with them at all if ever waiting for the girl to be ready. I prefer staff in a shop like this to be Thai and female preferably. Don't like all the Thai boys hanging around like pimps (maybe boyfriends of the girls). Feels slightly creepy exploitive. I just did not give a rat's ass about the shop itself whether was Lollytas, Woodbar, whatever. Some BJ bars I never tried (failing to find a good looking girl at the time). To me the decision is, which shop has the particular girl that does it for me. Maybe I am really weird, because when I really like the girl a lot, I want to fuck her, kiss her, etc. , not just get blown.

It has always for me been about, which shop has the girls I like. A girl can pull me. If I really don't like the shop rooms (like Annies), take out is always a possibility, which I did in the past with Aor a few times. Whoops, I can see takeout for BJ is not a real possibility. LOL.

So Woodbar BJ rooms are not much good for fucking, is that the problem? I think I only ever used a BJ room a couple of times. Or is it the sterile hospital like atmosphere downstairs (I thinking back to before the redecorate)? Or the Thai boy pimps hanging around? Or just the girl selection is no good (not necessarily a permanent problem)? Not many girls look as good as their pic, but when I used to attend they did have more than 1 girl that looked good, and doable for me. No clue what the current talent is like.

[QUOTE=SexInStl;2077847]I love both of those places. Going back in October, can't wait to visit a few times then.

A day time BJ at either of those places, on top of nighttime running around town can wear you out after 10 days or so, but I'm ready!

I've never been to either of them at night, is the talent better then?[/QUOTE]Loli. Tas close at midnight and it's probably the same for Kasalong. It's well known that in most shops the line up is bigger from 17 o'clock than during the day so you'll have more chance to spot a better looking girl also.

Continued exploring BJ Bars. Had time on Day 3 but BKK traffic took its toll. Took 2 hours to reach the area. Wanted to try Kasalong first based on reviews. Was following directions on maps. Saw Lo Li Tas, where Kasalong should have been. Thought I took the wrong turn. But how does it matter? Decided to get in.

8 girls. Took some time this time outside. Pretty average. Chose Chen (G) - made sure I made expectations clear ("Deep" The lady asked big or small, said average but want deep. She was pretty and friendly (probably not in a genuine way, read next report on kasalong on why I felt so). Went in, bought drink, used restroom (2 hours in cab, remember?) and went up.

Lo Li Tas is very different from Som's Haven, Kasalong and Wood Bar in two ways - 1) Only curtains and sofa (others at least had a wall) 2) No sink in the main area. That was a surprise. The lady cleaned up johny with wet wipes. 3) No upfront payment. You pay after the deed. Some fake compliments, talk on the way, and the deed started. Top innerwear on. On asking to remove, she said you might have to pay me more. OK. Complemented (She herself said it's small. Wasn't that small. I Said it's fine). BJ was good initially, Friendly, Knew what she was doing, good tongue work. She was receptive to commands, friendly all the way. However, 1) felt some teeth on deep and 2) deep wasn't deep enough. Could've been much better. Continued for sometime -- CIM. Was curtains so didn't feel like talking after that. Wrap up, dress up, small talk, cya.

Overall:

Look- 7/10.

Boobs- 9/10 (All natural, but small).

BBBJ- 6/10.

GFE- 6/10 (Was helpful, responsive, -4 for asking tips during the deed, you do good work, you'll get good tips. As simple as that).

Damage- 800 for BJ + 150+150 for drink + Tip.

Had dinner. Wanted to try kasalong while in area. Took a lot of time to find!! Realized after 15-20 minutes, that it's right next to Lo Li Tas (Pokerface) - Cheng was sitting outside while going to Kasalong, was a bit awkward (2nd BJ bar in 30 minutes) but both waved and said Hi. Kasaling FR in the next post.

Disclaimer: All personal opinion, with only 1 girl tried at each place, so the experience might be because of the girl.

How to reach: Putting this upfront, as took me some time to find this. From Soi 6, you'll reach Lo Li Tas first. Need to walk 10 steps further to reach Kasalong. It's a bit confusing, I went in to Lo Li Tas first thinking that I have taken a wrong turn. There is an alley from back side also, with very low traffic (don't remember the Soi number). Now to the FR:

After dinner, took 15 min to find Kasalong. Saw all alleys etc. , to realize later that it's right next to Lo Li Tas. The lady who had given me a BJ 30 minutes earlier was sitting outside. LOL. Was a bit awkward. Anyways, Kasalong- 10 girls, very friendly. Again looks were average. One was decently pretty and enthusiastic. There was a prettier one, but she didn't show much of enthusiasm. Learning from past mistakes took the enthusiastic but slightly less pretty one. Didn't regret. Name was Tik (They put name of ladies on the tie). Asked "deep" loudly this time and all girls were like "Ohhhh deep work, she's the best! - turned out to be true later. Went in. Pleasantries exchanged, bought drink. She asked if I want to sit here for a while or want to go up. Friends were waiting at hotel so said let's go up. Better room than L. Had sink for one. Blue ambiance (L has pure Red ambiance). Talked for a while before wash.

Wash. Loved the way she did it. Standing on one leg, with one leg wrapped around my waist to bring it closer to the sink. Not sure if it was her own specialty or a usual thing at place. She told me if you are deep and want to CIM, let me know, I need to prepare. If not deep then fine. Fair request.

Deed started. And Wow!! She was so good. Balls deep. Sloppy. Fully responsive to all requests. Also allowed to be rough. Smiling all the way. No fake moans. In fact had some genuine talk in between, when I wanted to explain what I want her to do. But man, she never said no to anything. Eager to please. Top off, no mention of tips etc. Asked in between if it was going good or if she needs to change anything. I was happy. After quite some time of deep, I wanted to finish. So asked her to do normal stuff. CIM. She again asked if I was happy or does she need to do more. I was surely a happy man. Don't know was more friendly after the deed. Was telling me that there is no crowd for last 2 weeks, mostly empty. Maybe due to holidays. I think it's because of the location. Hard to find, Lo Li Tas comes first, so neutrals will go in there. Also told that she got cold after 2 days of rains otherwise can do it much better (I couldn't feel the difference).

At exit I wanted to tip her well but fell 30 be short in cash, which I wanted to give to her than to the house. She smiled and said it's okay. Please pay the bar I am happy. Liked the gesture.

Overall:

Look- 7/10.

Boobs- 7/10 (Natural but small).

BBBJ- 10/10 (Sloppy, Deep, 0 Teeth, Clean, Face Fuck allowed, all touches allowed).

GFE- 10/10 (Eager to please, highly responsive).

WIR. Surely!! Out of the 4 BJ bars tried. K SH L W.

Damage- 800 for BJ + 150+80 for drink + Tip.

Massage and Smooci still pending. Don't have much time left and need a genuine massage (no boom boom) for my cramped legs (more beer+wine than water). Let's see how much I can do.

Safe mongering!

LC.

Dear Seniors,

Thanks for your tips on BJ bars, picking the girls and general tips. Special thanks to Belvaros, Granddaddy and of course, Sygyzeis for their help. Day 3 was definitely much much better in terms of choices due to this. However, I had two more questions:

1) Where in BKK can I find trusted Russians or CIS girls, if any. I am open to most channels (GoGo Bars, BJ Bars, hotels, Parlours, Apps, Websites) except for street pickup, which I am really not comfortable with (but do let me know if that's the only way, will explore).

2) What are the usual rates? Don't want to raise prices or get unnecessarily charged.

PM is active too if the info is not public. Would really appreciate your help!

Thanks.

Safe mongering!

LC.