Bangkok Reports

[QUOTE=SexInStl;2083633]I downloaded an app to learn some Thai phrases. Related to mongering of course, and was having some fun putting them together. Of course I know I'll get flamed for this but, please feel free to correct as much as you can, because it'll be fun to converse to some degree in Thai for negotiations. The pronunciations are simply how I PERSONALY was trying to sound out the word and not a literal spelling or pronunciation.

Yeow Way-Lah (Long Time).

San Way-Lah (Short Time).

Ch-eye (Yes).

My (No).

Sahn fan Baht (Two thousand Baht).

Sahn fan ha rye Baht (Two thousand five hundred Baht).

Som fan Baht (Three thousand Baht)..[/QUOTE]Syggs will be all over this. Be patient and he will help you out by correcting some of it. He is the resident Thai expert. You should check out his under blog in the bottom section too.

[QUOTE=Bkkdog;2083634]Syggs will be all over this. Be patient and he will help you out by correcting some of it. He is the resident Thai expert. You should check out his under blog in the bottom section too.[/QUOTE]Ah. Cool, thanks!

[QUOTE=Sobaje;2082717]Never been ina gogobar looking for your advice what area to focus for a 2 days layover.[/QUOTE]Star of light is a must see.

[QUOTE=Bkkdog;2083630] so for those of you who think TF is a waste of time, please remember these main points.[/QUOTE]Great report Dog. I recently visited Pattaya and over a 8 day period had 3 girls I interacted with on TF come over. Each of them were very good and I paid between 1000 to 1500. I had a free account though and the only pain is to wait for a long time between messages. But I usually move the conversation to Line in the first two messages. And I am patient.

I completely agree that TF can be a goldmine if you push the right buttons.

[QUOTE=SexInStl;2083633]I downloaded an app to learn some Thai phrases. Related to mongering of course, and was having some fun putting them together. Of course I know I'll get flamed for this but, please feel free to correct as much as you can, because it'll be fun to converse to some degree in Thai for negotiations. The pronunciations are simply how I PERSONALY was trying to sound out the word and not a literal spelling or pronunciation..[/QUOTE]You're not going to go far with this.

As an example a long period of time would be used by the word naan. A short period of time would be mai naan. The word thousand starts with the letter p and would sound something like prann.

I've never heard the word you used for blow job, one easy way would be to say eat here by using the words keen thee nee and pointing to your tool. The same would apply if you want to eat her.

To put the condom on would be sai thoong, and CIM would be set sai paak. Anal sex would be ao toot, once is krang nung.

All these are already written in Sizigy's blog on this site.

My advice for anyone trying to learn Thai is to learn with a real teacher first for 20 hours to understand the very important basics and then you can learn by yourself.

I doubt that anyone could understand you if you start learning by yourself.

On my recent rounds I've been chatting with the girls on the variety of services they provide.

Although knowing their earnings will increase in line with what they are willing to include in their profile all said there were some services they would never give, anal CIM BBFS among the more frequent no numbers.

Understandable and nothing strange there but more interesting was a service that a lot agreed they provide but really disliked giving. DFK and customers who insist on sticking their tongue in their mouth are among their greatest turn offs.

In fact I found no girl who said she actually enjoyed it but agreed GFE was expected by a lot of customers and so they go along with it.

It reminded me of a film from way back maybe it was Klute where a working girl played by Jane Fonda said she never kisses a John explaining it was too intimate. You can fuck me, I'll blow you but sorry no kissing it's too intimate.

I love kissing but only with my regulars. If I'm with a new girl and she kisses me I respond but more often than not quickly quit as it's not adding any real pleasure to the session.

[QUOTE=SexInStl;2083633]The pronunciations are simply how I PERSONALY was trying to sound out the word and not a literal spelling or pronunciation.
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With all due respect, may well have written them in Cyrillic. I've seen some bad transliterations in my time, but this takes the cake: "sahn" for 2 and "som" for 3, "fan" for 1000, really? Better not bother posting this, lest someone try to use it.

[QUOTE=SexInStl;2083633]I downloaded an app to learn some Thai phrases. Related to mongering of course, and was having some fun putting them together. Of course I know I'll get flamed for this but, please feel free to correct as much as you can, because it'll be fun to converse to some degree in Thai for negotiations. The pronunciations are simply how I PERSONALY was trying to sound out the word and not a literal spelling or pronunciation.

Yeow Way-Lah (Long Time).

San Way-Lah (Short Time).

Ch-eye (Yes).

My (No).

Sahn fan Baht (Two thousand Baht).

Sahn fan ha rye Baht (Two thousand five hundred Baht).

Som fan Baht (Three thousand Baht).

Som fan ha rye Baht (Three thousand five hundred Baht).

Ribid na-an (Blow Job).

Thung Yang (Condom).

Room fee Thang ta-wan knock (Anal Sex).

Ma (Come / Cum).

Ma Nigh Pak (Cum in mouth).

Leah (Lick pussy).

Gon Sa-weck kwam cry (Orgasm).

Krang ning (Once).

Song krang (Twice).[/QUOTE]Ha ha. You fucked up a few of them. Yeow means to take a leak, yao means long. Adjectives have to come after the noun.

Maa means to come to a place or person but certainly does not mean to cum. That does not work at all.

Use 'set' for cum as it literally means to finish.

I don't understand your anal sex one at all. Nor the blow job one.

Better get a bargirl to teach you the dirty stuff instead of inventing yourself.

Champ you are a machine man.

Loved reading your entire show, thanks!

[QUOTE=Bkkdog;2083324]I typically do this every 2 months when I can take a day or 2 off from work. This time the binge started at 1:30 AM on Tuesday morning.

Headed over to T-Det on Saphan Kwai. They are supposed to close at 2 AM but they turn the outside lights off and continue to oeprate. On this night there were about 30 girls. I chose WA Wa. This girl has worked in Hong Kong before in those hotels where punters can visit for 600 HKD (3,000 Baht) a pop. Her English was quite good so we got along nicely. Beautiful ass, blond dyed hair and nice bolt ONS. We flirted a little over beer and frenchfries and left about 3 AM. For others, the place was still going strong but you never know, on any given night the army or police will swoop in and force them to close. Back in the room she was a little shy. She told me it was because she was drunk. In HK, she never had to drink so she was not used to it and it was taking its toll. This started to worry me because in Sephan Kwai you must pay the bar the full fee. There is no bar fine and the lady gets all the money unless she wants to share some with the momason who introduced her to you. 2,500. Anyways, after her shower she came around and we had a very good session. Lots of positions and a good BBBJ. She had such a beautiful ass. 200 Baht taxi and I sent her on her way. She would have stayed the night but I had to wake up for a quick meeting at 7. There were good signs of a second pop in the morning if others are interested. This depends on the girl and YMMV. The girls can change here on any given day and they don't have numbers. So it's a crap shoot of who you will see on any given day. I like this.

Woke up at 7, showered and headed to my meeting. Finished, went to IHOP at Siam Paragon to refuel and headed for a massage. First, I went to check out Soi 24/1. It was dead at 12:00 noon. Only a few shops with girls but nothing caught my eye. I rounded the corner onto to Soi 26 and into SW. I must say, I was actually disgusted with the 7 girl line up. Not one girl was doable in my books. Next stop Soi 24. Only one shop was open, Mango. I did not venture inside since the 2 girls out front were horribly ugly. I then moved onto to Som's Heaven. It was almost 2. I just now realized they open at exactly 2 PM and before then, the next door restaurant uses the area for extra tables for their customers. The one thing I never like about this place is the walk of shame past all the eaters and tourists. I always look down the Soi 1st to see if I can spot any talent or my regular. This day I could not. Next time I will ask if I can use their back entrance as It would really make my life easier. At this point I was starting to give up on the idea of a massage so I headed to Soi 4 for a drink in hopes of pulling someone from one of the many beer bars. Alas, all I ended up with was heartburn from my Bacardi breezer. All the girls were old hags. Headed over to Soi 7 to check out the beer garden. Yes folks, the Soi 7 beer garden is still going strong. Next door everything is demolished but they some how have avoided being shut down. However, I wish they would because there was absolutely nothing doable inside. Onto Soi 7/1. Also nothing doable at Eden or wood bar or the other 2 noname shops. Arrived at Chrome bar to find only 4 ladies. I really felt like relaxing so opted for a Nauru in the VIP room with Fah, 2 hours for 3000 Baht. The room was ok with a bed, shower, and area for the mattress and nuru massage. Oh boy, can this girl talk. Nice little spinner body, bolt on tits but she does does not stop talking. Gentlemen, if you see her, don't let her know if you can speak Thai. Anyways, I pushed forward and finally got to the main event. The sex was quite good with multiple positions and ended with the two of us cumming together as I stimulated her clit while fucking her in miss. At this point I was exhausted from all the walking and more from her talking. She went on about everything, her cheating boyfriend, old job, parents, child, everything. Anyways, so we cleaned and and over to the bed for the last hour. I asked for a massage. Then as she talked and talked and talked I tuned her out and just enjoyed the massage for the last hour. She gave me another BBBJ too.

Next off to recharge my batteries again so I went for a beef pie and mashed over on Soi 23. Once finished, headed in CH. By this time It was about 7 PM. That's right, it's open that early guys. There were about 7 ladies on stage. I prefer this because the calm before the storm is much easier to navigate. There was a little short spinner on stage, her name was Oom. She came over and introduced her self on the way out of the change room fully naked! She did not even put her number on. I kept thinking I lucked out. My plan was to get her out of there before the madness begins so she wouldn't get distracted by all the other punters, dancing, LD, and annoying servers and Moma sons. Bought her 2 LDs and agreed 5 LT from the now 8 PM to 4 AM the next morning. I picked her early so I didn't complain. Let's just say the next 7 hours was pure bliss. Full on PSE / GFE o holds barred action. Lots of DFK, dirty talk, and BB action. Nice see cup tits that looked real but she said we're not. She really enjoys DATY and I couldn't Resort licking her non stop. After 3 pops, I let her go around 3. A little early but I couldn't do anymore, I was spent.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Franciscass;2083772] If I'm with a new girl and she kisses me I respond but more often than not quickly quit as it's not adding any real pleasure to the session.[/QUOTE]If DFK is not on the menu, it's kind of a deal killer for me. I think it is an essential part of a good session. Sadly so many Thai gal are just not that crazy about sex in the first place. Your report of many not liking to kiss is not surprising. They are also extremely "jizzphobic" as well.

[QUOTE=Goatscrot;2084201]If DFK is not on the menu, it's kind of a deal killer for me. I think it is an essential part of a good session. [/QUOTE]I try to make it a rule to never DFK any working girl. These girls don't exactly have the cleanest mouths. That reminds me of something I found a bit surprising one time I went to Akane massage on soi 33. For those who do not know, Akane is a sex massage place where the girls specialize in sticking their tongue up every man's ass who comes in there and giving all of their customers an excellent and thorough rimming. It's just understood that is standard and part of the massage at that place. I had just finished a session with a nice girl who spent a good majority of the session with her tongue up my ass. As I was walking out, I spotted my favorite girl there who had been busy earlier, so I stopped to chat with her a bit. After we finished chatting I paid the bill and turned around to see the girl I had just had the session with sitting on the couch with an overweight Indian guy. They were engaged in DFK on the couch. Suffice it to say, I had a good chuckle as I exited the establishment.

[QUOTE=Smoothy;2084247]I try to make it a rule to never DFK any working girl. These girls don't exactly have the cleanest mouths. That reminds me of something I found a bit surprising one time I went to Akane massage on soi 33. For those who do not know, Akane is a sex massage place where the girls specialize in sticking their tongue up every man's ass who comes in there and giving all of their customers an excellent and thorough rimming. It's just understood that is standard and part of the massage at that place. I had just finished a session with a nice girl who spent a good majority of the session with her tongue up my ass. As I was walking out, I spotted my favorite girl there who had been busy earlier, so I stopped to chat with her a bit. After we finished chatting I paid the bill and turned around to see the girl I had just had the session with sitting on the couch with an overweight Indian guy. They were engaged in DFK on the couch. Suffice it to say, I had a good chuckle as I exited the establishment.[/QUOTE]This is also why I don't do rimming.

I know a couple of long time mongers and both have the herp of the bum because of this.

[QUOTE=Bkkdog;2083324]I typically do this every 2 months when I can take a day or 2 off from work. This time the binge started at 1:30 AM on Tuesday morning.

.[/QUOTE]Great report BkkDog. You are a marathon man. To do 5 pops in such a short span is unthinkable for me. If I ever manage to do that I would be out cold for the next couple of days. Hahaha.

[QUOTE=Smoothy;2084247]I try to make it a rule to never DFK any working girl. These girls don't exactly have the cleanest mouths. That reminds me of something I found a bit surprising one time I went to Akane massage on soi 33. For those who do not know, Akane is a sex massage place where the girls specialize in sticking their tongue up every man's ass who comes in there and giving all of their customers an excellent and thorough rimming. It's just understood that is standard and part of the massage at that place. I had just finished a session with a nice girl who spent a good majority of the session with her tongue up my ass. As I was walking out, I spotted my favorite girl there who had been busy earlier, so I stopped to chat with her a bit. After we finished chatting I paid the bill and turned around to see the girl I had just had the session with sitting on the couch with an overweight Indian guy. They were engaged in DFK on the couch. Suffice it to say, I had a good chuckle as I exited the establishment.[/QUOTE]I. thought they use mouthwash soution prior and after the session?

[QUOTE=Smoothy;2084247]I try to make it a rule to never DFK any working girl. These girls don't exactly have the cleanest mouths. That reminds me of something I found a bit surprising one time I went to Akane massage on soi 33. For those who do not know, Akane is a sex massage place where the girls specialize in sticking their tongue up every man's ass who comes in there and giving all of their customers an excellent and thorough rimming. It's just understood that is standard and part of the massage at that place. I had just finished a session with a nice girl who spent a good majority of the session with her tongue up my ass. As I was walking out, I spotted my favorite girl there who had been busy earlier, so I stopped to chat with her a bit. After we finished chatting I paid the bill and turned around to see the girl I had just had the session with sitting on the couch with an overweight Indian guy. They were engaged in DFK on the couch. Suffice it to say, I had a good chuckle as I exited the establishment.[/QUOTE]Did you chuckle again the next time she licked the tip of your dick or deep into your ass and likely deposited a fresh dollop of overweight Indian guy saliva there? Hehe.