Bangkok Reports

[QUOTE=Smoothy;2092775]The black girls walking around the radius of the Nana area are butt ugly for the most part. I have seen only 1 that was what I would consider hot enough to take to my room. And admittedly, she was quite hot and I did consider taking her to my room. But in my opinion, no guy in their right mind should be even considering 99% of those black girls. The quality level is garbage.[/QUOTE]I have now taken 3 African girls from that area. All would fall into that top percentage of normal looking with no crazy extremes in terms of butt, boobs or hairstyle, overall very well-proportioned, hot and sexy bodies with even facial features well above average or better for the group.

First one was several months ago, can't even remember when exactly. It was the first time I'd seen this one walking around the area and I am in that area often. Would have remembered her since she was young and very sexy looking. She said she just arrived the night before. Per usual for the African girls here, she was very clingy and touchy on the street, overly "enamored" of me. Phony. Since a girl is of no real use to my own sexual satisfaction if she is excessively hairy around her pussy and does not agree to BBFS or BBBJ+CIM no matter how beautiful or sexy she is, I worked those features into our brief discussion if I was going to put her out of her big, phony "unrequited love" for me misery. LOL. But she would not budge below 3,000 for ST and that was only going to be the BBBJ+CIM part. I'd had black gfs in the USA, but she would be my first African girl in Thailand so curiosity and genuine horniness for her took over and off we went.

She was awful in bed. And way, way hairier than she let on outside. DATY was almost out of the question. Almost. But there is no way I would or could have cum from that truly lame BJ even if I had denied myself sexual release for a month ahead of time. Aborted mission and I never saw that girl in the area again after that one night.

Second one was about a month ago and was also a no go for BBFS at any price (well, I topped out at 3,000. Maybe she would have said yes for 100,000. I have no idea). However, she was fine with BBBJ+CIM for 2,000 but no lower. LOL. Ok, whatever. Her lips looked luscious and I needed to feel them.

She was just ok, no better than your average BJ Bar girl who might not have had a lot of experience anyway. I have seen her only a couple of times since and got the impression she might be up for BBFS with me now. But I have not been inspired to bother asking for clarification on that point and have never taken her again for BBBJ+CIM either.

Third one was just a few nights ago. This one was quite beautiful, really a stand-out among FL walking around Bkk, African or not. Can't imagine her not turning heads among any of the doubters here. And another plus was, although she exhibited all the same overly aggressive African FL behavior, there was no mention of money at all. Of course, she and I both knew there would be money paid but not a word about how much. I had first met her about a week earlier and she said she could do anything except a CIM finish for a BJ but was only offering BBBJ without CIM that night since she was on her period. I passed, but not before educating her on the fact that if the act finishes outside the mouth it is not really a BJ finish. At best, it is only a HJ with some oral foreplay thrown in. She laughed, but understood the technical truth of it. Anyway, a few days later, after she said her period would be finished, I contacted her on the Line account she had given me and she immediately met me in front of Hooters on Soi 4.

In the room she was a total waste of my time, my money and her beauty. Not sure I have been with a lady who was more timid, uptight, non sensual and non erotic after removing her clothes. There was no DFK, no gentle touching of my dick and balls, no way to get her to do more in terms of oral foreplay than almost non-existent contact on the very tip. She was beautifully shaved but seemed not to give a damn about my DATY, was no more responsive or ready for sexual intercourse after 10 minutes or so of my efforts than when she first dropped her drawers. Another aborted mission. I was less interested in sex with her than if I had just popped 3 times in the previous 90 minutes. After we got dressed I slipped 1,000 baht under the corner of her purse, she thanked me and apologized for not being good for me and that was the end of that.

I think my African girl in Thailand curiosity has been satisfied for quite some time now. LOL.

[QUOTE=Smoothy;2092775]The black girls walking around the radius of the Nana area are butt ugly for the most part. I have seen only 1 that was what I would consider hot enough to take to my room. And admittedly, she was quite hot and I did consider taking her to my room. But in my opinion, no guy in their right mind should be even considering 99% of those black girls. The quality level is garbage.[/QUOTE]Yes I have only seen one that was stunning, and I was in a place where I could not proposition her, unfortunately. I believe her name may have been Christina but not certain. Did not see her return to that place again, but she probably has at times I was not there.

I did take one Zanzibar type girl once and she was totally crap on the bed.

[QUOTE=EihTooms;2092838]
I think my African girl in Thailand curiosity has been satisfied for quite some time now. LOL.[/QUOTE]I satisfied my curiosity with African girls in the USA and various parts of Africa many years ago. There was a period of time where I did over 100 of them. However, I doubt I will ever go with another again unless there are absolutely no other options. They are second to last on my list, just ahead of Aborigines midgets. There's no need to waste time on them when there are Thai girls abundantly available.

[QUOTE=Smoothy;2092862]I satisfied my curiosity with African girls in the USA and various parts of Africa many years ago. There was a period of time where I did over 100 of them. However, I doubt I will ever go with another again unless there are absolutely no other options.[/QUOTE]If you're into female sweat macerated between rolling ass cheeks Africa remains number 1. Also because African women typically only shower once a day in the morning (instead of 15 times a day with detergents as in most part of the world these days).

[QUOTE=EihTooms;2092838]I have now taken 3 African girls from that area. All would fall into that top percentage of normal looking with no crazy extremes in terms of butt, boobs or hairstyle, overall very well-proportioned, hot and sexy bodies with even facial features well above average or better for the group.

First one was several months ago, can't even remember when exactly. It was the first time I'd seen this one walking around the area and I am in that area often. Would have remembered her since she was young and very sexy looking. She said she just arrived the night before. Per usual for the African girls here, she was very clingy and touchy on the street, overly "enamored" of me. Phony. Since a girl is of no real use to my own sexual satisfaction if she is excessively hairy around her pussy and does not agree to BBFS or BBBJ+CIM no matter how beautiful or sexy she is, I worked those features into our brief discussion if I was going to put her out of her big, phony "unrequited love" for me misery. LOL. But she would not budge below 3,000 for ST and that was only going to be the BBBJ+CIM part. I'd had black gfs in the USA, but she would be my first African girl in Thailand so curiosity and genuine horniness for her took over and off we went.

She was awful in bed. And way, way hairier than she let on outside. DATY was almost out of the question. Almost. But there is no way I would or could have cum from that truly lame BJ even if I had denied myself sexual release for a month ahead of time. Aborted mission and I never saw that girl in the area again after that one night.

Second one was about a month ago and was also a no go for BBFS at any price (well, I topped out at 3,000. Maybe she would have said yes for 100,000. I have no idea). However, she was fine with BBBJ+CIM for 2,000 but no lower. LOL. Ok, whatever. Her lips looked luscious and I needed to feel them.

She was just ok, no better than your average BJ Bar girl who might not have had a lot of experience anyway. I have seen her only a couple of times since and got the impression she might be up for BBFS with me now. But I have not been inspired to bother asking for clarification on that point and have never taken her again for BBBJ+CIM either.

Third one was just a few nights ago. This one was quite beautiful, really a stand-out among FL walking around Bkk, African or not. Can't imagine her not turning heads among any of the doubters here. And another plus was, although she exhibited all the same overly aggressive African FL behavior, there was no mention of money at all. Of course, she and I both knew there would be money paid but not a word about how much. I had first met her about a week earlier and she said she could do anything except a CIM finish for a BJ but was only offering BBBJ without CIM that night since she was on her period. I passed, but not before educating her on the fact that if the act finishes outside the mouth it is not really a BJ finish. At best, it is only a HJ with some oral foreplay thrown in. She laughed, but understood the technical truth of it. Anyway, a few days later, after she said her period would be finished, I contacted her on the Line account she had given me and she immediately met me in front of Hooters on Soi 4.

In the room she was a total waste of my time, my money and her beauty. Not sure I have been with a lady who was more timid, uptight, non sensual and non erotic after removing her clothes. There was no DFK, no gentle touching of my dick and balls, no way to get her to do more in terms of oral foreplay than almost non-existent contact on the very tip. She was beautifully shaved but seemed not to give a damn about my DATY, was no more responsive or ready for sexual intercourse after 10 minutes or so of my efforts than when she first dropped her drawers. Another aborted mission. I was less interested in sex with her than if I had just popped 3 times in the previous 90 minutes. After we got dressed I slipped 1,000 baht under the corner of her purse, she thanked me and apologized for not being good for me and that was the end of that.

I think my African girl in Thailand curiosity has been satisfied for quite some time now. LOL.[/QUOTE]Over the years I have been with two or three. Same experience as you. All were completely lackluster and a waste of time. Would never take one again.

[QUOTE=XXL;2092878] African women typically only shower once a day in the morning (instead of 15 times a day with detergents as in most part of the world these days).[/QUOTE]One of my worst sexual experiences I've ever had with any woman was with a black African woman in Africa. She was very sexy, but she stunk badly. I demanded we take a shower together before sex (with African girls, it needs to be together because if you leave them alone in the room while you shower, they will try to rip you off). I washed that chick with more soap than I've ever used in my life. But after the shower, she still stunk as bad as ever. Of course, I still shagged her, but I had to hold my breath and turn my head away from her to breathe the entire shag.

Maybe she needed those 15 showers.

[QUOTE=Syzygies;2092492]Not sure why you are so keen on non-Thai girls given you are here in Thailand. Sounds like you would never be in the right place elsewhere to try Russians. Yes it is a lot to pay when get those restrictions. It is possible to get a lot cheaper girls without the restrictions.

I have been here off and on for very many years and still never took a Russian or CIS girl, nor any girls in Hijab etc. Just did not seem necessary. I certainly would if met a stunner though. I see higher standard European girls elsewhere. For me 95% to 99% of the black girls here are sub standard as well compared to OS. Once in a while meet a really super hot one, but very infrequently.[/QUOTE]Well as being a brown single guy who hasn't gotten laid since almost a year wanted to try out someone from Russia, I know many people can go why don't you go to Russia then, well I did go to Russia but it was with my whole family, so the chances of doing anything there were next to impossible. I was alone here so this was my only chance.

Its not about black or white or Thai or Russian, the girl in bamboo was Thai, I just find Russian girls really beautiful. But overall I would suggest to avoid Russians / CIS girls in Thailand, I will elaborate about that in my next report.

[QUOTE=EihTooms;2092838]I think my African girl in Thailand curiosity has been satisfied for quite some time now. LOL.[/QUOTE]Great report, I had the curiosity of Russian / CIS girls and that has been satisfied for a while even though the experience was not good, so well I could relate to your post LOL.

[QUOTE=Syzygies;2092851]Yes I have only seen one that was stunning, and I was in a place where I could not proposition her, unfortunately. I believe her name may have been Christina but not certain. Did not see her return to that place again, but she probably has at times I was not there.

I did take one Zanzibar type girl once and she was totally crap on the bed.[/QUOTE]The ones I was with were named Sharon (many months ago, only saw her around the area that one time), Nancy (the only one who got me off, and that was via an average, unremarkable BBBJ+CIM) and Grace (the best looking one who seemed not to enjoy or want to engage in sex of any kind once I got her to my room).

[QUOTE=Slash787;2092980]Great report, I had the curiosity of Russian / CIS girls and that has been satisfied for a while even though the experience was not good, so well I could relate to your post LOL.[/QUOTE]Are there Russian FL's in BKK?

The only one I know of was in the Rajak Hotel but she wasn't a FL, she was 5'10 blonde and sexy as hell. Paid 3200 baht, probably by far the most I spent on a lady in BKK. It was worth it in a sense that in the real world, I'd never be able to hook up with a HOT 5 feet 10 inches Blonde Russian, it was a little disappointing that she did have restrictions. The set up was that it was a hotel, walk in and there were 2 Russian ladies to choose from, there was a papasan there and he asked which one I wanted, told him, and he called her over and she led me upstairs for a ST room.

I've never had an African before either, but thanks to your posts, I'm not even a bit curious anymore, no thanks.

[QUOTE=Dinotrex;2093171]Are there Russian FL's in BKK?

The only one I know of was in the Rajak Hotel but she wasn't a FL, she was 5'10 blonde and sexy as hell. Paid 3200 baht, probably by far the most I spent on a lady in BKK. It was worth it in a sense that in the real world, I'd never be able to hook up with a HOT 5 feet 10 inches Blonde Russian, it was a little disappointing that she did have restrictions. The set up was that it was a hotel, walk in and there were 2 Russian ladies to choose from, there was a papasan there and he asked which one I wanted, told him, and he called her over and she led me upstairs for a ST room.

I've never had an African before either, but thanks to your posts, I'm not even a bit curious anymore, no thanks.[/QUOTE]There are plenty of CIS girls in BKK but most operate through agencies (Mafia?) and demand ridiculous price. I am generally not interested in CIS girls in BKK. Met one true freelancer a few months back thro' backpage ads. She sent her pics and was really stunning. Even had a video chat with her. Everything was on offer but she wanted 300 US $ for 2 hours. That is ridiculously high price to pay for a ST. So I passed. Still have her number. If you are interested, PM me.

Hit Soi Cowboy tonight. First thing you notice is all the neon signs above the bars are all turned off. I'm assuming this is because of the King. A bit darker to walk through.

Crazy House. The second you walk in the staff are on you to buy a drink. Nothing changes I guess. Lots of girls for sure for a tiny bar. I saw maybe 1 girl who was drink worthy. Only a 1 night layover again so time was too valuable to waste here.

Suzy Wong. Read so much about this club on here I figured it would have hot girls. I was also drawn in by a coyote in the front. Turns out she was the only decent girl. If this gogo bar were on Walking Street in Pattaya it would have the second worst lineup only ahead of Heaven Above. Never again.

Baccara - 2 or 3 cute ones so lower than what I expect from this bar. There may have been more on the other side of the stage but since girls don't rotate their position on stage I couldn't see the ones on the other side. Really liked #241.

Sahara - 2 cutest girls on Cowboy tonight by a mile were 2 coyote girls at Sahara. A shame they work at Sahara and not Thermae.

They locked the 1st floor door from Ruamchit lobby to Thermae. What a pain in the ass to get in the back door now even for those staying at the hotel.

8:30 pm. Never seen this place so quiet in my life. Maybe 20 girls and 10 guys. Left to go to Cowboy.

10:15 pm. An absolute zoo packed with many girls and Japanese guys. Very hot girls. Maybe 10 I could have went with. Took one of my regulars. I still think she's the hottest one.

1:00 am. Talent thinned out quite a bit. Maybe down to 50 girls and fewer guys. Couple of doable ones but after my draining session with my regular I was too beat to try another.

[QUOTE=BananaBoi;2093421]They locked the 1st floor door from Ruamchit lobby to Thermae. What a pain in the ass to get in the back door now even for those staying at the hotel.

8:30 pm. Never seen this place so quiet in my life. Maybe 20 girls and 10 guys. Left to go to Cowboy.

10:15 pm. An absolute zoo packed with many girls and Japanese guys. Very hot girls. Maybe 10 I could have went with. Took one of my regulars. I still think she's the hottest one.

1:00 am. Talent thinned out quite a bit. Maybe down to 50 girls and fewer guys. Couple of doable ones but after my draining session with my regular I was too beat to try another.[/QUOTE]1) Why do they make you pay to use the open restroom in the back?

2) Why do most paired up couples then exit through the back -- more discreet?

I've only been there once so didn't really get to take it all in and understand the nuances of the social order there. Going back in a month or two and will report back.

Thanks.

Subtitle: Spanky's OK, Foxzee top, Crazy Horse flop, Mcdonalds crazy.

I just had one night in Bangkok coming from Pattaya and leaving for Mandalay tomorrow. Went to Spanky's first, everything as expected. The problem is, I had exceptional nights in Spanky's before, so a normal night there is kind of disappointing. So I went to Foxzee bar in soik 20, a little bit but not completely off the beaten track. Met a 100% stunning cutie there but it being my first visit I didn't know exactly what was on offer. And to be honest, I already wanted to spend an hour or two in Crazy Horse and company would have been difficult to handle.

So went to Crazy Horse. Big disappointment! I'm not one the one to count every single baht, but being a mathematician by profession in earlier times I can't help having the current total bill somewhere in the back of my head. At least in places where I know the prices. So when it was time to pay the bill I knew it would amount to something between 1800 and 1900. Instead, I was quoted 2500, which simply couldn't be the correct sum, and besides, even a drunk non-mathematician would have been surprised by the roundness" of that number. So I politely mentioned that there had probably been some mistake and to please redo the calculation. The absolutely stunning girl number 21 in my arms (and between my legs) insisted that 2500 was the total bill, but after some discussion she told the waitress to get a phone. Instead, the waitress took all the signed slips to the cashier and came back with a calculator and the same stack of signed slips. Except that after the original slips with a total amount of 1860 baht there was a new slip. Not signed, of course, with an additional amount of 640 baht! At least somebody had been able to correctly calculate 2500-1860! I pointed out that this last sales slip was new and not signed and hadn't been part of the stack of bills as it came out of my bill holder. Then a discussion with my girl number 21 and the waitress ensued about how I didn't understand the bar rules and how of course the additional 640 baht were to cover the lady's share of the lady drinks! The girl even started to theatrically pull her LD-slips out of her pocket and handed them back to the waitress! I insisted on knowing the rules and on paying 2000, as I had planned before already, including some tips. The waitress finally accepted (maybe remembering that I had offered her and the mamasan a drink earlier?) but insisted on a tip (that was not given) and on escorting me to the door. She even kissed me on the lips for goodbye but my suspicion is that she later talked to the doorman to point out who was not welcome at the club anymore next time. Well, let's see what will happen.

The sad thing is that even after their attempted scam they didn't just back down and claim that some unfortunate mistake had happened but instead the took it to the next level, first stupidly adding a new and unsigned sales slip, and then accusing me of not knowing any newly invented rules. I'm OK if I just have to keep an eye on the bill, and so far situations like this have always ended with some staff apologizing about a minor mistake and me pretending to believe the coincidence and handing over the tip that I had planned to give anyway before being scammed. But this time they tried to go on with the scam which I think is quite unpleasant. The other sad thing is that even despite what happened I will go back to crazy horse. Stupid me! There's simply no other place with so many fully nude girls in Bangkok. But if a place can survive so many successful or failed attempts to scam their customers (check the internet to find out!) just because they have some nude girls on display, then why the hell aren't other bars in the same road not following the same strategy? Personal acquaintances with people of influence?

The long story cut in short: don't visit crazy horse because they will try to rip you off, and if you ignore my advice like I will do myself then at least check your bills very carefully! I'm not the first that was offered a bill there that was a little bit too high.

From Crazy Horse I went to Suzy Wong. There I ordered my own drink and another drink for a girl. After a while the girl left, I sad bye and thanks for all the fish and the time spent with me. Five minutes later the girls comes back with a drink in her hand! It seems Suzie Wong has invented (together with others) a new way to cheat on their customers. It's the third time during these 2 week holidays of mine that it has happened to me that I refused to pay a drink and the drink just came all the same. It has never happened before in 9 years of bar experience in south east Asia, but three times already in one week! I don't think that my refusals are so much less clear and harder to understand all of a sudden, so my guess is that some clever bar owner or manager or mamasan came up with the idea to ask the customer for another drink and then bring one, regardless of the customer's answer. It the customer complains, just blame the loud music for a misunderstanding and hope that the naive customer will pay the drink all the same.

How nice. I'm starting to not completely disbelieve those old, angry and sometimes sour expatriots who tell me again and again how every Thai is a scammer. And I'm also trying to reschedule the rest of my holidays, maybe to ban chang or even Cambodia. Not sure though if the situation there is better since I last visited PP and Snooky ville.

After Crazy Hourse and Suzy wrong I went to Mcdonals, calling it a day. I sat opposite a ladyboy who spent at least 20 minutes watching himself in a pocket mirror and arranging some of his hair, not even using a comb but putting one hair at a time to one side and back to the other side. I really started to doubt his mental integrity! I mean, how can you sort your hair for 20 minutes in a pocket mirror? And he's probably still at it even now that I'm writing this 2 hours later!

OK, that ladyboy didn't do me any harm, not even of the financial type, contrary to he Crazy Suzy house! But on the other hand I really start to dislike those strange people. Nowadays there are bars that I don't even go into because from the outside I don't know if they will be full of guys inside! And therefore of course they regard deceiving customers about their real sex as legit, after all it's about earning money.

So, to cut a long story short: don't expect wonders in Spanky's, find your own cutie in a bar off the beaten track, avoid Crazy Horse and Suzie wong, and help stopping the ladyboy epidemic!