Bangkok Reports

[QUOTE=JesseJames;2093640]They maybe quick to bring you a drink but disinclined to bring change after paying bill. You have to get serious with them to get change back. So now I carry plenty of small currency (exact change) so as not to play that little game. I don't like problems.[/QUOTE]I had this happen to me at CH too. Had to chase the waitress for my change. It was a fairly significant amount too. The only other time in well over 1000 gogo bar visits this happened was at Windmill in Pattaya. Waitress didn't bring back around 700 baht and went to hide. I was close with mamasan at the time and mamasan chased her down and gave her the third degree.

Just my opinion that CH is the absolute worst gogo bar there is. They don't give a shit about a customer cause guys keep coming. Almost every CH visit something happens like when the mamasan turned into the devil after I said no to barfining a girl. She had only sat with me fro about 10 minutes and I she was only on her second drink. This club is the worst imho. I'll take my money to Pattaya gogo bars where I am treated like a King.

[QUOTE=JesseJames;2093640]They maybe quick to bring you a drink but disinclined to bring change after paying bill. You have to get serious with them to get change back. So now I carry plenty of small currency (exact change) so as not to play that little game. I don't like problems.[/QUOTE]Also, the last time I was in Crazy House about two weeks ago, the girls were still pulling their "tequila and coke" non-existent single cocktail bit in order to scam the customer into buying them two Lady Drinks from the get go instead of just one. When the girl asks you to buy her a "tequila and coke", that is two Lady Drinks, not one mixed cocktail. Already being aware of this particular scam, I caught it immediately with my girl and said, "No, just one Lady Drink for now". But my buddy fell for it with his girl and I felt bad that I had not warned him about it before we went into CH. There are just so many Lady Drink hustle scams you can review and warn against beforehand and it seems Crazy House is the prime testing zone for the go-go girls and servers to try anything and everything to pull the latest, newest, scammiest ones.

[QUOTE=EihTooms;2093854]Also, the last time I was in Crazy House about two weeks ago, the girls were still pulling their "tequila and coke" non-existent single cocktail bit in order to scam the customer into buying them two Lady Drinks from the get go instead of just one. When the girl asks you to buy her a "tequila and coke", that is two Lady Drinks, not one mixed cocktail. Already being aware of this particular scam, I caught it immediately with my girl and said, "No, just one Lady Drink for now". But my buddy fell for it with his girl and I felt bad that I had not warned him about it before we went into CH. There are just so many Lady Drink hustle scams you can review and warn against beforehand and it seems Crazy House is the prime testing zone for the go-go girls and servers to try anything and everything to pull the latest, newest, scammiest ones.[/QUOTE]Obviously the girls are trained to ask for two drinks, and supposedly not having the skills to explain it to the customer. LOL Obviously any bar goer with experience knows there is no such thing as a tequila-coke mixed drink. The girls like to have both. Tequila helps relief their shyness, but they still need something else for hydration and thirst quenching, which could be just plain water they can get at the counter if they need it.

So for sure buy them just tequilas, or just soft if they are a girl who does no alcohol.

Newbies will probably only fall for the trick once, when they see that two drinks arrive for the girl. I always show a finger to indicate 1 drink to the waitress just in case she can't hear me properly in the din. So I say "one tequila for the girl" point to her and raise the one finger to make sure the waitress gets it. You can't let girls order from the waitress directly unless they are well trained by yourself.

Obviously I still like CH even if visit not so often any more. The line up is quite variable. Good some days, bad other days. Can't beat it for skinny natural looking naked girls here in Bangkok (mostly Issan of course), so contrary to what BB says, it is still one of the least boring bars for me. The worst part of CH, is the shows intended to help fat and ugly girls make some money. I switch off totally if they come on. I don't need to be treated like a king, but the staff do look after me a bit special. The girls that I take form CH as regulars are enthusiastic on the bed and can do GFE which is a lot better than what I typically get from freelancers. The difference is my girls prefer farangs. For me they are much sexier looking than typical MP girls.

I have been attending Shark a bit which has some nice looking girls (very few in the non Coyote section). It is definitely a much more boring bar. Girls are over-dressed. Cannot tell if Coyotes have decent tits or not. I hate the trend to Coyote outfits and over-priced barfines for Coyotes, yet the Coyote girls hardly know how to be a real "Coyote". So I call them fake "Coyotes". I have attended Twisters and Billboard a bit in Nana but apart from one or two very lucky picks (that were regulars for a time till they moved on), have struggled to find really good girls in there. I have no regular girls in Nana Plaza at present. No regular street walkers, and not even any regular MP girls at this time. My last favourites moved on.

Maybe today I will feel like walking past those BJ shops to see if have any cuties, and check a few MPs. Had not been in an MP at all for last few weeks. My mongering has dropped off severely, just doing regular girls known for a long time, including one girl previously done 5 years ago (but still in good nick). LOL

[QUOTE=Syzygies;2093865]Obviously the girls are trained to ask for two drinks, .[/QUOTE]Is this commonplace in other BKK bars or just trained by CH? Never had it happen to me in Pattaya and I buy A LOT of lady drinks for A LOT of different girls.

[QUOTE=BananaBoi;2093847]Just my opinion that CH is the absolute worst gogo bar there is. They don't give a shit about a customer cause guys keep coming. Almost every CH visit something happens[/QUOTE]Completely agree. Terrible place. On every visit, they have been rude to me. One girl didn't deliver in my room and just left, but mamasan didn't give a shit about it when I went back and complained. Even got rude. Everyone is bullying you to buy drinks. Other girls even interrupt your conversation with a girl to tell you to buy her a drink. I mean, who the fuck are you to interrupt my conversation, am I sitting with you or this girl? Use your mobile (I am not talking about taking photos, just reading the news or texting) and someone will ask you to put it away. Oh, and all the girls that only go with Koreans and Japanese; "she no like America man", "cool, I am from Europe", awkward silence.

Avoid that shithole.

[QUOTE=BananaBoi;2093867]Is this commonplace in other BKK bars or just trained by CH? Never had it happen to me in Pattaya and I buy A LOT of lady drinks for A LOT of different girls.[/QUOTE]Obviously guys evaluate bars from totally different perspectives. How good are the bar service staff is of so little importance to me. Mamasans don't count as well. I don't need them. I only care if girls have good figures (not too many defects), reasonable faces, and fuck good. Drink prices is something to be aware of a little. Lady drinks are a lot more expensive in Shark.

In Shark girls are not trained to ask for 2 drinks, but rather to ask you to buy drinks for her friends that are of no interest. LOL Seems more silly to me. However it makes sense to the bar because they have a lot of girls and not as many customers as CH. So some girls will get no drinks at all if they can't latch onto a friend's customer.

Obviously you know Pattaya and I don't. As for Bangkok gogo bars, it is less common for girls to ask for two drinks for sure, however I don't know what happens in a lot of bars. No clue about all the "Arab's" bars. Yes it's a good CH trick. I can't say when this trend really got started in a big way, but obviously it is girl dependent. A few of the most popular girls may have been doing it for 2 or 3 years and then it started to spread.

Naturally Bacarra is even worse where they want you to buy drinks before entering (at least for non Japanese customers). Before deciding if there is any suitable seating and before deciding if you like the line up at all or want to walk straight back out again. My other complaints about Bacarra are: the stage is too crowded so you can only see the nearest girls. The less dressed girls (topless) upstairs are the uglier ones, even though you can see them better. Just too much surgeries for me, causing too many girls to look like ladyboys or aliens. Reasonable bodies (ignoring the silicone) but typically plain faces partially obscured by very weird hair styles. "Top" rated popular girls in the club were very plain to my taste. I like a real more natural Thai look. There is the odd stunner if can find her in amongst the crowd. I have had the odd reasonable girl from Bacarra in the distant past. Not for a few years though.

Long Gun has some naked girls as does Dollhouse I think, but pretty much all uglies or poor figures, maybe the odd exception.

The best looking bargirls that performed well for me over the last 4 years all came from Crazy House. Unfortunately the top 3 (Nat, Donut and May-Lee) are gone. One quite cute girl from Billboard might make the top six (also long gone). Stunners are hard to come by. Sexy girls, no problem.

Have not had a real stunner from MPs that was any good for quite a few years now. One quite pretty girl last year with nice tits but well short of being stunning. Another quite pretty one but with belly scar and only moderate on the bed (both are gone). Had the odd stunner that was crap from Soapies. Have never had a real stunner from Thermae at all. My favourite Thermae girls are from the long distant past. Just two bring back very fond memories. That was in the days when Thermae was for Farangs.

Everything seems to go into deterioration mode, like Goatscrot has been saying for years. Girl attitudes are not the same. Most bargirls don't do long time. They say they cannot sleep with a stranger in the bed (even they have known you a long time). Some say they typically sleep from 5AM to 1PM as their normal thing. 25 years ago we got a bargirl for the night for 500 Baht and and maybe BF was 300 or less. I never heard of ST with a bargirl in those days. Some girls lingered and was hard to get rid of them. Hence we used to say "You pay the girl in order to get her to leave." MP girls were relatively more expensive than bargirls in those days. Thermae was in a different location and great for Farangs. It was open late after the other bars had all closed. My first Thermae girl was so good with big natural non-saggy tits, that I took her about 4 nights running LT. She spoke to me in a mixture of Thai with English pronouns thrown in. Was very tough to understand her as I had been learning Thai just a few months. Bangkok was like ascension to heaven in those days even the nudie bars were only in Patpong, but they were extra raunchy.

[QUOTE=BananaBoi;2093847]I had this happen to me at CH too. Had to chase the waitress for my change. It was a fairly significant amount too. The only other time in well over 1000 gogo bar visits this happened was at Windmill in Pattaya. Waitress didn't bring back around 700 baht and went to hide. I was close with mamasan at the time and mamasan chased her down and gave her the third degree.

Just my opinion that CH is the absolute worst gogo bar there is. They don't give a shit about a customer cause guys keep coming. Almost every CH visit something happens like when the mamasan turned into the devil after I said no to barfining a girl. She had only sat with me fro about 10 minutes and I she was only on her second drink. This club is the worst imho. I'll take my money to Pattaya gogo bars where I am treated like a King.[/QUOTE]How can you talk or even enjoy being in there without earplugs? You would think that they would play seductive romantic music. That would help turn you on. I mentioned it to a waitress and she told me, "you can leave". So I left.

RL.

Just got into town and hustled to Thermae to get a beer just before 2:00 am. I was pleased at the choices. Flirted with 4 girls, bought a drink for my favorite, and did short time in my nearby hotel room for 2000 baht. Shower together, massage, BJ, and sex. I was more than pleased so I tipped 500 baht. Time in my hotel room was just over 2 hours.

I've read about Japanese men being favored, but I really didn't sense any kind of bias at Thermae. Of course, this was shortly before closing and there were about 45 girls and 7 customers.

I may not chose the same girl next time, but I will return to Thermae.

[QUOTE=EihTooms;2093854]Also, the last time I was in Crazy House about two weeks ago, the girls were still pulling their "tequila and coke" non-existent single cocktail bit in order to scam the customer into buying them two Lady Drinks from the get go instead of just one. When the girl asks you to buy her a "tequila and coke", that is two Lady Drinks, not one mixed cocktail. Already being aware of this particular scam, I caught it immediately with my girl and said, "No, just one Lady Drink for now". But my buddy fell for it with his girl and I felt bad that I had not warned him about it before we went into CH. There are just so many Lady Drink hustle scams you can review and warn against beforehand and it seems Crazy House is the prime testing zone for the go-go girls and servers to try anything and everything to pull the latest, newest, scammiest ones.[/QUOTE]I had a girl at Billboard try that same scam on me. But I agree that CH is the worst place for that and pretty much every girl in the place tries that scam. CH and Billboard are the only 2 places I've seen girls try that dishonest scam though. Most bars aren't that unethical.

[QUOTE=Smoothy;2093931]I had a girl at Billboard try that same scam on me. But I agree that CH is the worst place for that and pretty much every girl in the place tries that scam. CH and Billboard are the only 2 places I've seen girls try that dishonest scam though. Most bars aren't that unethical.[/QUOTE]LOL. Funny you mention that because at the repeated urging of a Billboard dancer I had taken about 3 weeks ago I went back there to take her out again just this past Tuesday night. She jumped on me when I walked in and was all lovey-dovey in the booth. Naturally, I asked her if she wanted a drink before we leave, trusted her to order through the server on her own and what do you think she was brought? Yep, a "tequila and coke", two Lady Drinks at once. LOL.

I made a mental note of it, didn't say anyhing about it and just wrote it off as getting the formality of the typical two LDs we generally contribute to the cause out of the way quickly when we know we're going to barfine the girl and get what we want in the room.

But now I see from your post that Billboard has added the "You want a drink?" - "Yes, I want a tequila and coke. You ok?" hustle to their already well established "This is my friend. You buy her a drink too?" hustle.

She didn't pull that one when I first met her and took her out 3 weeks ago. But she managed to slip a variation of it in there the second time around anyway. Lolol.

[QUOTE=AmericanThief;2093744]Has anyone had a threesome where you DIDN'T have to change the condom when you switched to the other girl's vagina? In my experience everytime I want to penetrate the second girl they stop me and want to change the condom. Even in the mouth the girl wants to use a wet wipe on me before she starts sucking. Please provide name of any place that won't do this.[/QUOTE]About change condom when you switched the girl I always had the same experience. Unfortunately.
For BBBJ It depends on the girls. Some want to use a wet wipe or "clean" my cock with the towel other girls just share my cock in their mouth, suck and lick together without problems.

[QUOTE=ChristianG;2093962]About change condom when you switched the girl I always had the same experience. Unfortunately.
For BBBJ It depends on the girls. Some want to use a wet wipe or "clean" my cock with the towel other girls just share my cock in their mouth, suck and lick together without problems.[/QUOTE]It's a rough life.

Bars are closed today so street walkers are out early.

Correction. Nana is closed. Cowboy open.

Thermae closed but some girls outside. The pretty one I want is available. 3k to Farangs but I popped already.

[QUOTE=ChristianG;2093962]About change condom when you switched the girl I always had the same experience. Unfortunately.
For BBBJ It depends on the girls. Some want to use a wet wipe or "clean" my cock with the towel other girls just share my cock in their mouth, suck and lick together without problems.[/QUOTE]Its the girl's preference and for hygiene sake.

I once banged two real life sisters in AC at the same time, they were agreeable with no change of condom, awesome bang!

[QUOTE=AmericanThief;2093744]Has anyone had a threesome where you DIDN'T have to change the condom when you switched to the other girl's vagina? [/QUOTE]Why would they want to risk catching an STD from another working girl? Their behaviour makes sense.