Sydney

The best 5 star brothel in Sydney is [url]www.stiletto.net.au[/url] It is a little pricey but still quite cheap on international standards. You are gauranteed to find at any time of the day or night the kind of girl you are looking for. Asian, Australian you name it! Very high quality girls and plenty to choose from. It is only maybe a 5 minute taxi ride (they quote 2 minutes on their website) from the city and its rooms are impeccable.

If you are staying in the city and want somewhere walking distance then check out [url]www.thepenthouse.com.au[/url] It is set up as a bar, so it is a good place to hang out with FREE DRINKS, pool tables and couches so that you can chat with the girls. The girls here are usually quite good, however selection is nowhere near as good as Stilettos.

For the best strip joint in Sydney city check out [url]www.minxbar.com[/url] Very classy, women are even classier! Private shows reveal everything and they allow hands to wander. It is honestly by far the best strip joint I have ever been to. Women are unbelievable and they show you everything!

Hope this helps,

Uncle Ron

Freebees - are as easy or as hard to come by as any other place. Backpacker places are a nice suggestion and a good bet. I dunno the Terminus Hotel, but if it's close to the Harbour bridge in the Rocks, whilst there, maybe check out the Orient Hotel, George street corner Argyle street, or the Mercantile, which is an Irish pub just up the road from the Orient Hotel.

Abo chicks - beware what you wish for. Have been here for over 10 years now, but have fucked only two. One from rural NSW and picked up in the Cross, about 5 years ago before the cleanup, and the other one on a beach in Geraldton, WA. Generally the nice ones, do-able chicks, are hard to come by. It doesn't mean there not there, but you'll more likely to find them in WA or the NT or some rural places. Happy hunting.

[QUOTE=Piper1]ROTF - I certainly hope it wasn't the TS's who stoked the fire! :)

You sure get around AR. You cannot go wrong in Sydney for freebies - check out the addresses of backpackers online - many are next to a pub, and away you go.

One grungy but fail-safe late-night place is the Terminus Hotel (Terminal? - it's been over 5 years since I was there) - it's under one end of the Harbour Bridge. But beware - I was dancing with a slim beautiful aboriginal girl and as we danced away my plan was to take her home ... until a mate who goes there regularly pointed out she was a very pretty "he" and on the game! We switched our attention to a couple of Swedish backpackers, and it was a fine night.

Most of my freebie fun in Sydney came from internet sites, so if you have a few days up your sleeve ...

How long are you in Sinney? If I can remember the names of bars, I'll post tomorrow. Meanwhile, I better get ready, as my Caramello date is due to arrive any minute.[/QUOTE]

I've never heard of the Terminus/al either, not in the phone book. THe Merc's usually good on weekends, when they have muso's in. Further up the hill in the Rocks is the Lord Nelson, or head back along George St towards the city, and Jacksons opposite the Four Seasons Hotel used to be a lively bar.

There's also a couple of good bars around the King St Wharf complex, and close by.

I'd be wary of any abo chicks in Sydney, more than likely druggies, or have their families nearby to roll you.

At 25 Wentworth Street in Parramatta, I can't say enough nice things about this place. It has been recently renovated with televisions in each room and the lounge. Nice selection of girls, and friendly staff. Rooms are clean, some have the whirlpool set up. I've had the pleasure of a beautiful Indian girl (two previous occasions) and a gorgeous Thai/Lao girl (just this evening). Service was great on all visits. There are aussie girls there also - so there's something for everybody.

And as a side note, it is such a great relief here in Oz (as compared to my home coutry, the USA) that it is legal. It just makes me that much more at ease and the experience much more relaxed.

I dropped into Venus on Crown St., Surrey Hills. Experience was very positive. There were about 7 girls to choose from (maybe a slow night?), and most were decent. I got one (Korean, all were asian if not korean), who was an 8. Very polite and really worked hard. Only new to the country, so spoke very little English. Real GFE. Stayed for an hour (220). Would go back again..

At 250 Pitt Street in Sydney, there is The Penthouse. I had money to spend (since I decided not to gamble this weekend), so what better to do than actually spend it?! It was my first time there, and the facilities were very clean. I was seated at a bar and given my drink of choice. It was a time to meet the girls, some of whom were playing billiards, others of which just walked around and spoke with customers.

I choose Charlotte, a cute girl from New Zealand with a nice, natural body. The session ($170, half an hour) was more than satisfactory and she indulged me in some (shudder the thought) insightful conversation afterwards.

Overall, money and time well spent on a beautiful day in Sydney.

After a field trip, the following report. Transport is best by express train from CBD to Burwood. $A3.80 return.

Xin Yi Massage, 1A Belmore Street, Burwood 9747-2681

Cheap and cheerful Chinese, $30 30 min, $45 60 min. Noisy but adequate, massage not good, mainly penis and balls massage. Indifferent rating, girls speak little or no English. Poor hygine, no sign of washing hands between customers or showering. Not recommended till they get their act together.

Body Repairs Centres 8 Railway Pd Burwood, 9747-1701
(also 350 Penhurst St Chatswood 9882-3086, 90 Rowe Street Eastwood 9874-5328). $66 30 mins. One or two passable girls, but skipped this place to try around the corner (see Xin Yi above).

Misty's Tusculm St Kings Cross - receptionist is a liar about the descriptions, you get sent to these rooms shown inside, them embarrassed if you don't like the girl, as opposed to line up/introduction. The girls I saw were backpacker types, not young or pretty though. $100 for 30 mins of wanking is overpriced, these girls would otherwise be making about $7-10 an hour net if they had real jobs. I think $50-60 is a fair price and no brainer.

Ah well, BKK next week, $A10 for a god honest BJ by a pretty smiling girl

there now seem to be two classes of asian r&t joints in sydney

the longer established places, around $55-70 per half hour, you get a naked girl who may or may not let you touch her. they advertise in the papers as "adult services". you might get a mediocre to good massage, and perhaps a reasonable tug.

newly emerging, are the chinese "health massage" places. these came to popularity in shopping centres, with semi open "booths", so no chance of any hanky panky. but you usually get a reasonable massage for the price (about $1 per minute, time depending on the the treatment taken).

but of late a lot are appearing semi-discreetly inside commercial buildings. some advertise as "massage therapists" (some papers require them to provide proof of this qualification) or under "health and fitness". as pm has indicated, the quality of massage varies but my experiences confirm that there is little "qualification" evident (at the last one i visited, i asked the girl if she had studied massage, she told me "the receptionist trained me"). the "happy ending" is usually not so happy either, the last one above just closed her eyes and nearly pulled my dick off (she told me she hated the job, but was a student and needed money!). all this done with their clothes on, and even less chance of a grope. the same $1 per minute fees seem to apply for 30, 45, and 60 min blocks.

there are few of these around chinatown (mostly in grotty establishments - no showers or other facilities), and seem to spreading out into the suburbs.

While we're on the topic of these (since I have a few yrs experience).

Chinatown has several yeah. I tried the one on Dixon St. Level 4 of the same building as the Double Dragon martial arts place.

Price was about $80 for half hour, and the girl was half dressed half naked. Not pretty either. Shower facilities were OK.

Be careful not to allow them to stand on you and give body massage. They will fcuk your back proper.

Hurtstville has about 3-4. All advertised in local papers.

Worst was Treacy St. , where the girl (who spoke hardly any english and was a student) didn't like the job, and wasted time giving massage, and then ran out of time with the happy ending. Tried to get money back, but was late (10pm), and the sleazy looking owner dude wouldn't be in it. Almost came back and firebombed the place (very old and grotty also).

However, to be fair, did try this place last year, and there was a very sweet indo girl working there. She's probably gone back o/s now.

One next to Westfield in 1A Rose St. , this has good facilities, but depends on the girl you get. Not cheap. Looking at 80-100 for 30-45mins. Massage is good quality, they work hard. However, girl remains clothed. Didn't offer any extra money for her to undress, but wasn't asked either. Happy ending is done in the dark and the girl is closing her eyes and trying not to look.

There was an excellent are&T/FS place in Park St, but now it has shut down and moved elsewhere.

Have not tried "Aster Relaxation" on Forest Road yet.

Tried 360 Forest road many times. Says "Alternative Theraies" on the window (LOL). Inside there's 1-2 girls working normally. Again depends on your luck. Once I had a GORGEOUS thai girl. Probably the best are&T I ever had, very willing to please.

Another time I had a WASTED looking chinese girl (sniffing. Probably on something) who looked a bit under the weather. They undress full and massage- ability depends on the girl. Can be great, or total amatuer. Different girls working all the time. Price $60-70 for 30m. Reasonable. Will do FS for an extra $20-30.

At 7 Cowper Street in Granville, there is a dinky little house that serves as a asian massage/full service place. I called at the prices quoted were $65/15 minutes, $75/20 minutes, and $90/30 minutes. Very reasonable, I thought.

Don't go there. The cheap price isn't justification enough.

It is at the end of a dark, dangerous street. The house itself is all caged up, once you leave the premises you're on your own.

The facilities are dirty and they make no attempt to make it lok the slighest bit nice.

There was no choice of provider, you get who they present to you.

The lady I was given was cute, no doubt. But then I hear, "oh it is so big." On one hand a compliment, but on the other hand it became the excuse for not being able to give me full service. Never before has this happened to me ... except by fiance who became my *ex* fiance!

I took oral service in place, which did the trick. However, I won't be heading back. It is in too inconvenient of a location, too dirty, too unfulfilling to make it worth trying again.

Whichever way you look at it, Sydney is between $150 to $350 an hour, and taking a median of $200 per hour, we get $3.33 per minute.

Now we assume Bangkok for two weeks. $1200 for airfare and taxes, $100 a night for a really nice hotel, sub-total $2600. A mind blowing session is 1000 baht for an hour, or $35 an hour on today's exhange of 28.60, or about $0.60 cents per minute.

Assuming 3 sessions a day, say $125 a day. Now that's BJ for waking up and generally a lot of stretched pussy, chock a block pussy full of cock, with legs wrapped around me while another girl licks my balls and/or butthole BJ while her friend is being porked. BJ for lunch, daily massage etc. In other words $4000 buys two weeks of outrageous sensual action, wonderful food, creature comforts, waking up to a BJ then a nice massage, fresh juice etc. I add a further $100 for a limo to the airport for one final expert blowjob in the backseat and the smiling driver and girl waving me off. I usually have a few threesomes with hard core lesbian action, and get one girl to film on my handycam for holiday memories.

The function is therefore 5.70 time Aussie to Thai pussy cost delta. The airfare and so on makes the equilibrium point 20, meaning 20 aussie pussies for two non stop weeks in Thailand with expert seductresses who will not blink when asked to swallow or being lubed up for anal, face down ass up, no back chat. It's also fun having a conversation with fellow mongers (or tying to) as a pretty girl gets her mouth filled with cock and her delicate little asian fingers fondles big hairy balls. I like that exhibitionism. It is after 20 Thai pusies that the cost curve flattens and reverses.

There are many variables. Diving to the Simirillion Islands is nice, and better when two , ahem, no divers (apart from muff diving) cum along for a honst pounding. The fun and fellowship of other men and good cheer when we are not competing for pussy and everyone is happy and showing off like teenage boys. Now the time getting there is an opportunity cost, but weighed against the intangibles it is pretty good.

I think more work is needed on the compartive economics of pussy.

PM

Stephanie at Spoilers International, St. Leonards, ph. 9906-2799 or see [url]http://www.spoilersinternational.com[/url].

Sexy, fun, happy, cheeky girl. She is an expert in balls massage and prostate stimulation.

Even meeting her I knew it was going to be good. She came in with a big smile, kissed me on the cheek and said hi, using the name I gave to the receptionist like an old friend. All smiles and, "you'd like to come with me" wit this impish and cute grin. I knew I could not resist. She had buttery soft hands.

Shower, lay down and relaxed. She shortly returned, giggling and singing and kissed my shoulder, gave me a hug, and ran her fingers down the crack of my butt and brushed my balls. "Mmmmmm" she giggled, then said, "today's your day" and pulled out of a bag a dildo, a egg vibrator and a few condoms and lube. "These are all for you baby" she said, giggling again. No lame BS massage here, then a hurried clock watcher for the last 5 mins. No Siree, class action all the way.

Straight off she started talking sort of dirty. "I think you would like a butt plug, and I am the expert her". And she was. She sat spead eagled in front of me, showing a perfectly shaved, bald and pink pussy, then poured a huge amount of lube between my legs and started rubbing my balls. "Nice and big, and I love balls, and I love making you lose the plot and come everywhere, because Stephie knows exactly what you want". Squeeze. Fingernail tease. Oily stroke just above my anus. Smiling all the time. She then slipped on a condom onto this dildo put it aside, then whilst stroking my very hard cock, lifted my legs and started playing with my butthole slow strokes around the rim. By now I really turned on. On fire in fact. She said "I love dildos, and I like men, and I like a hard cock. Who better than a woman to know how you need to be gently but firmly penetrated". WHEW !

Somehow, she expertly slid the dildo in whilst her hand had this buttery soft texture and perfect pressure and rythym, a ton of lube, and this pretty, happy and smiling girl looking me in the eyes. I was by now very, very hard and ready to shoot. "Uh uh, we have to get your g-spot, I'm going to make your eyes water with pleasure". By now, she has wedged the dildo in and holding it with her feet, one hand giving an expert ballage madssage, one at a time, then both, and her other hand expertly sliding on my cock. "Ummmm look, you are leaking, ready to come, close you eyes, Steph loves you" and showed the rest of that dildo in.

KA-BOOM. I have not come like that in 20 years. It was this overwhelming emotional and sexual experience, my god, cum EVERYWHERE, shot well over my shoulder, lots of it.

"Heh heh, you needed that". Kissed me on the lips ! "All the men I meet are deprived. What's wrong with their girlfriends ? They should not put up with it. Men need their balls sucked and asses played with, and a happy man takes so little effort. You would like to fuck me up the ass would'nt you". I'm a bit embarrassed. But she read my mind. "Don't be shy, I know boys, and I like you, your nice and I'd like you, and then I'm going to fuck you with a strap on". "Oh my, I forgot the ice and tea. Never mind, a vibrating egg will also be nice". All that dirty talk. By this stage I'm getting REALLY hard again.

She sees how horny she is getting me (minutes after my last shot) "Oh my" let me kiss you better" and then my knob is in her warm and smooth, good suction mouth. She sucks me off with expert skill, swallows, another mind blowing orgasm, she swallows, not a whimper. I'm just floating away......

By now, I'm totally in LA-LA land. Fantasies running wild. Anyway, cost was $80 and I left a $20 tip. She is a kind and sweet girl who knows men's anatomy and minds totally. TOTALLY.

I walked out of there with and ear to ear grin. I've NEVER had a caucasion woman so understanding and fun.

10/10 experience. Balls drained. Huge happy smile as I write this. Best Aussie experience.

I went to Stiletto this evening for a taste of what a previous poster had stated is "the best 5 star brothel in Sydney" and here are my two cents. First off, the place is definitely a classy establishment: Nice decor all around, the theme rooms (from what I saw) were all very clean. Mine was fully stocked with beverages. Secondly, privacy is of extreme importance here as each customer get his own space to have the girls introduced and it is also tended to that each customer is not seen by other customers in the hallways or reception area. Thirdly, the girls, though all not my style, were well presented and very courteous upon introductions.

My choice from the selection presented to me was Isabella. She had a *fantastic* body and was very eager to please. She put 110% into it and the two of us left very satisfied (unless she was faking it, which I don't think was the case). She even was a pleasant conversationalist with a good sense of humor. The price was $190 for the half hour. I highly recommend her if you are going there and would even suggest staying for longer, as I will surely do next time.

my “yellow fever” has been running high, and needed a good dose of medicine to fix it. i was planning on heading over to stilettos to enjoy the pleasure of donna again (great personality as well as a fantastic body, but thought i would rtff for sydney first. venus at 509 crown seemed to get a few good comments, so thought i would try it out. also it is cheaper than stilettos ($220/hr v $310). bonus that the first parking spot i found was right outside their discrete back entrance.

usual story inside, set up in a small waiting room, as the girls are paraded past. in my previous experiences they usual come right up, shake your hand & give their name. here, they walked past the doorway leaving only a subliminal impression. only 2 girls later (although both good looking koreans) the papa-san comes back & asks which one. i ask for a second slower look, but again it is very quick. decided on girl #2 (seems impersonal, but they didn’t say their names), but papa-san puts in the good word for #1. as they both seemed fine, i thought “why not”.

papa-san introduces the girls as being 23 yo or less, although mine admitted to being 25. papa-san also sold girl #1 as being the better, more experienced one, but one of the first things she tells me is that she has only been here 1 week.

third bit of false advertising was the room, which had “just been renovated”. ok, it may have had a fresh coat of paint, but more importantly the bedcover looked to be “original issue”. have you seen those tv current affairs shows that take a uv light into fancy hotel rooms to show how dirty your room is? well, no need for a blue light here folks, as the dozen or so stains on this sheet were very visible to the naked eye! definitely did not want to sit down on it to take my shoes off!

once girl #1 arrives in the room, it is straight down to business. she strips me off, then hustles me into the shower, giving me a good rub down. the old fella gets a good soaping, & she gives my builder’s cleavage a good scrubbing as well. then to bed, where she wants to give me a massage. now i like a good massage, but i have never had a good massage in a massage parlour (go to a sport’s therapist for a proper one). was a bit ho-hum about this, but would humour her for a few minutes. expecting the usual clumsy kneading, this “massage” involved very lightly draping her tits & nipples across my skin. very erotic. turn over, do the front, & she kisses me from one of my nipples to the other, but via my toes. she could see my old fella was raring to get involved, so starts the bbbj. after a few minutes, she gets up for a drink, but i then find out she comes back with a mouth full of hot tea! yow…yeah!! her mouth moved around all over the important places, even getting further downtown, with a little tongue action between my cheeks.

the hot tea bit happened a couple of times, before we move onto the main event. she starts out on top cowgirl style, then changes to reverse cowgirl, & i move to various shades of mish (my fave is her legs over my shoulders… great penetration), then slowly turn her around until it is doggy. finish up with spooning, & a great finish.

after we both clean up, i lay back down, but was still standing to attention. she tried to distract me by massaging my hands, but i convinced her to get her hands to massage me. this worked for a little while, then i asked for bbbj again. this continues for the remainder of the session, until she complains of lockjaw. she was very apologetic that i did not finish again before the 5 min warning phone call, but i still felt good about it. no clock-watcher here, as she was quite willing to keep on trying until i popped again. however, i had other things to do tonight & was not sure i could pop again for another half hour or so. another quick shower to clean up, and end of story.

she was worried that i would complain because she had not finished me off a second time. while it would have been nice, i was not complaining. nice girl, good tits, a little on the chunky side around the hips, but a beautiful smile!

as i left, i trotted out one of my token korean phrases, ie thank you. she said i was the first one to speak to her in korean, & was very impressed (getting another big beautiful smile). the only other phrase i know in korean is “go korea!!”, (i was in korea for the last world cup) but this did not seem appropriate tonight.

as i was leaving, i saw a spectacular petite little japanese girl, who would definitely have been my #1 choice if she had been available at the start, even though i normally don't like japanese (apart from sushi).

anyway, despite the dodgy first impression, it was a pleasurable first visit to the place. would i go back again…. definitely, but probably only for the bbbj! the irony is that having been out tonight to satisfy my “yellow fever”, i get home to find a message from work, sending me to asia on monday!!! damn!

[b][u]editor's note[/u]:[/b] [blue]i certainly hope that the author or somebody else will post a link to this report in the reports of distinction thread.[/blue]

A brand new asian full-service establishment has been advertising, so let me be the first to report on it.

The paint is just barely dry and 26 George Street is open for business. It is in Granville right by the train station and nearby to two other establisments on Berry Street and Marsh Street. The area, in general, is industrial and was pretty deserted when I went this this evening. It felt - somehow - safer than the place on Cowper Street which I reported on in an earlier post.

All the beds were clean and, I gather, new as were the showers which had labels still on the glass. The papa-san is a really nice guy who gave his suggestion of the girls who were available at the time. The recommendation, Lucy, was a fine performer and she certainly made up for her lack of english in her effort and vocal-ness. She was certainly into it and I give her a high rating.

The other talent there was also very cute. In particular there was one girl with *huge* breasts - something I'll hit up next time.

Happy mongering.