A sad day at the roundabout
One minute silence in the memory of Barbie Nightclub. We will remember its glory days and the unforgetable nights and all the exotic beauties parading on the top of the bar. I will visit the place and lay some flowers on the south west dark corner where I spend many fantastic hours among some of the most beatifull ladies in the whole world. A sad day indeed at the roundabout and the end of an era.
R.I.P.
Market research in the North
Made a four day trip to the North on my annual inspection trip. A few changes, prices up a bit, particularly in the clubs nears Nicosia. Entry between 15 – 20 ytl. Some exceptions charging 30YTL. This time I decided to give a miss to day time visits. Choosing an unknown on the basis of a photo at the club door isn’t too satisfactory leading often to a grumpy Moldavian with attitude who has been woken from her beauty sleep to service McAvity. I also decided against longer term takeaways and settled for the one hour short time at each venue, in order to try as much pussy as possible in the time available.
Started with a new one to me Rose Aphrodit, situated on the road to Kyrenia which runs to the east towards Bufavento Castle. Easy to spot. Like all these venues, nothing subtle. Good selection of girls. Topless some of the time. Western music. Took a Moldavian with a stunning figure and keen to please. 150 ytl for the hour.
The moved on to the Nicosia area to Lipstick. Well deserves its recent favourable write up. Some sexy women, topless most of the time – but also pushy waiters who were immediately trying to get me to take a girl for 200ytl for the hour. No thanks.
Then checked out Biyax, well set back from the road but with a very visible illuminated sign. Oops, they’ve spent more money on advertising than on the product. 30 ytl to get in “special show” Was it heck. Nice enough décor etc inside but 3rd rate women.
Headed off to Mexico, not the plushest of establishments.. Very mixed bunch of girls. Topless some of the time Took another Moldavian, 150YTL for one hour. Good service. Enough for one day.
Next night out to the Lapta area and to Maksim where my eye lighted on a petite but well racked Russian with some English and a good sense of humour who gave me an hour of time for 120ytl. Western music.
Next night to Lapta again to my favourite of last year - Prenses. Virtually empty, most of the girls looked as though rigor mortis was about to set in. All fully clothed and miserable as sin – but then who wouldn’t be having to sit listening to Turkish music being delivered by a tone deaf performer who fancied himself. From the selection on offer chose a lively young Uzbek girl who stood out from the rest. Good enough service but no English. 120ytl for the hour.
The looked in on Golden Girls. Some, relatively discreet topless dancing. An interesting multinational selection including a ?Nigerian who could really move and a brace of very oriental looking Uzbeks. Should have gone there first but the McAvity equipment wasn’t up to another session so moved on.
Finally looked in on Monamour. Absolutely dire. Words fail me. Avoid like the plague! The police arrived as I left, alas not to close it down but apparently to take a role call of the girls.
Final evening and headed for Nicosia again. Stopped first at “Onestar” A well deserved rating as I suppose “No star” doesn’t quite have the right ring about it. Looked totally dead so gave it a miss anyway.
Then into Nane. Close to Lipstick and a bit of Lipstick clone. Some quite superb girls and very sexy topless dancing, western music. Gazed on the candy for a while and then to Playboy. Must have restocked recently. Girls right at the top of the scale, in every way totally overwhelming – but still I moved on, this time eastwards and took a look at Crazy and Kings. Shouldn’t have bothered. A big club full of disinterested looking Moldavians who couldn't be arsed to even dance with any enthusiasm.
To end the evening headed back to Golden Girls in Lapta. Good welcome from the management who remembered me from the previous visit and were keen to help me chose but in no way pushy. The Nigerian was there but off limits that night “she is red” so took one of the Uzbeks who gave a spirited performance for 120ytl.
My rule of thumb developed on this trip is to take a good look the car park first. The locals know the best venues and if they aren’t there in numbers - drive on!
This fact finding mission was conducted in mid September, the girls rotate every six months so things can go up or down – if you will pardon the expression.
Condoms – still an option, take your own as those provided – if available at all- are rubbish and lead to an immediate droop at least on the part of the McAvity equipment. One girl told me they went for a medical check once a week and on average in the course of a month a couple of girlsl out of the club complement (12) failed the fitness test….Some betting man work out the odds please.
What the clubs in the North lack which those in the south offer is any real contact with the girls before you make a choice. You are left making the decision on looks and body language. Better than a photo but a bit more social intercourse before the sexual would help greatly.
Theseclubs are big earners for the TRNC treasury paying trillions in tax In addition to all those in the Nicosia/Lapta area press reports said there are 6 in Guzelyurt and 7 in Famagusta. Virgin territory just crying out to be explored!
Enjoy!
