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[QUOTE=Belvaros;1315106]No fucking Italians allowed (sorry my Australian racism coming through. Well and my hatred for grease)[/QUOTE]Looking at history,"Australian racism" is a weird concept, but I guess we are all here to learn, although probably not from you.
Gidday.
Kimino
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[QUOTE=Belvaros;1315106]No fucking Italians allowed (sorry my Australian racism coming through. Well and my hatred for grease)[/QUOTE]Belvaros- think perhaps an apology is in order. I mean I do realise the the somewhat over blown language is part of your style and forgive much of it in so far as it can be entertaining. But there are a number of Italian members here on the forum who are pretty damn decent guys and contributors to the forum. We all joke a bit about the rambunctious behaviour displayed by out souther brothers, but the "grease" comment maybe went a little too far. I know Kimino and he really is not a greasy fellow at all.
Respectfully.
AM
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[QUOTE=Belvaros;1315304]the German consulate told me I need to return to my country of birth. Or passport held country to apply. I told them I haven't lived there in 20 years nor been there in 17 years yet they say that is a must do.[/QUOTE]I wasn't going to touch this but after that outrageously gratuitous ethnic slur against brother Italians, perhaps this is the universe's way of enforcing justice.
One might say, well "wadaya expect mayte" from a land whose gene pool is comprised largely of criminals and debtors. But that would be wrong of course.
You do indeed owe our Italian Schengen comrades an apology.
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[QUOTE=Rocketboy0; 1315425]I wasn't going to touch this but after that outrageously gratuitous ethnic slur against brother Italians, perhaps this is the universe's way of enforcing justice.
One might say, well "wadaya expect mayte" from a land whose gene pool is comprised largely of criminals and debtors. But that would be wrong of course.
You do indeed owe our Italian Schengen comrades an apology.[/QUOTE]Only a twat would say that about our Italian brothers. I never heard of an Aussie who was bent out of shape by other guys having fun.
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Jokes and All
It was a JOKE guys, lighten up.
And FTR. I hereby sincerely apologize to any all Italians I have insulted.
Now can anyone recommend a lawyer they trust.
Kindest Regards.
Jack
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Jokes and All
It was a JOKE guys, lighten up, and FTR.
I hereby sincerely apologize to any and all Italians I have insulted.
Now can anyone recommend a lawyer they trust.
Kindest Regards.
Jack
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Artemis. Italy. FUNNY
funny blog
Actually, the day I was at FKK Artemis, every single woman I spoke to complained about the Italians. I watched 5 or 6 Italian guys molest every single woman who walked by, such classy individuals, groping hookers in a brothel, how original, and I mean the girls really complained about their regular Iti behaviour, but as hostesses, all the girls were too nice to do much about it except crack jokes. Then again Italians are so wonderful, everyone loves them more than Belvaros and those big nasty Australians, those really unfriendly southerners who like nothing but having a good time, a few beers, a fight and a fuck or 2. I mean Italians. They did invent what was it,"Sewers". But I must add, that I find the Italians were particularly gutless that day at Artemis, so much so I wanted to king hit a few, but 1 Scot and 6 Italians is hardly a fair number, They would have needed at least 4 more guys. Italian-girly-men want a lolli-pop, I have some pink ones here for the pillacs who were behaving like major douchebag weeds in Berlin. I will take a convict over a bankrupt lying scusswottel anytime.
Enjoy the hypocrisy of your blog because I have read all of the posts about how poorly you all view the "garlic coast" natives and their behaviour. In the words of the late great Belvaros,"Party on Wayne", the rest of you sympatheticos can suck my left one. Of course I MUST apologize before I get a tongue lashing from the Kings of Germany.
I sincerely apologize to all of the real Italian men out there!
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Westphalia 2. 0
[QUOTE=ShootDaisy;1315512]the rest of you sympatheticos can suck my left one.[/QUOTE]Right.
Over time, there has been a wise consensus shown that it is best to leave politics and national slurs out of this thread, which used to be things Artemisian. The last 24 hrs being a case in point.
So before we all need rabies shots, let us now move on and consider all this closed.
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First-timer impression
Hi everyone.
I went to Artemis in early August. It was my first time in a FKK, so I can't make comparisons and my judgment will be probably biased, but I want to share something with you after taking so many useful information from the forum.
We landed in a small group, on Saturday mid-afternoon. The lineup was quite impressive. I mean, the first few girls we spotted from the locker room were hotter then I expected (and I was prepared to see very beautiful girls actually.) and that was just the beginning. We started drinking something on a couch in the bar room, enjoying the view without hurrying.which would have an unsustainable impact on my finances. Most of the girls didn't bother to come to us, excepted for a couple of romanians who insisted to take us upstairs, but without being excessively aggressive. One of them was even funny, and at some point I thought I could accept, even if I didn't like her that much. There were about 40 girls, and the number increased in the evening up to 60 I think. I saw guys from lots of countries, many russians and japanese.
I took three rounds upstairs (at the standard rate). Two of them, with a german and an asian girl, were amazing. The last one was a bit more disappointing: beautiful girl but with a too much assembly-line attitude, worried that my tongue could damage the work of the surgeon on her breast. We also had lunch, which was decent (I should say good, for german standards).
In summary, it was a very pleasant day. The club is elegant, clean and the atmosphere is relaxed. The girls are A-level, for the number and quality I can compare only with Darling cabaret in Prague.
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Italians
Oh, now that it's about a white ethnicity all of a sudden everybody gets it and wants apologies! But when people come in here and make pejorative comments about people of color expecting to get a pass, but instead get challenged on their ignorance, that's "playing the race card" or some nonsense? I didn't see anybody calling for any apologies for a stupid comment about some people having more trouble controlling body odor than others based solely on their race. And the poster never pretended to be joking! I mean, the hypocrisy and latent (and sometimes not so latent) racism of some of the people here is just sickening. I guess when it starts to hit a little closer to "home", then all of a sudden people start to understand the offensive nature of this BS. Don't they?
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The Shooting
I'm sure this will be discussed extensively here, so I want to leave a short feedback.
I was in Artemis today and was also at relatively close proximity of the shooting that occurred a few hours ago. Three Russian men, one (or more) of whom was in the VIP room with a Bulgarian girl, got into a fight with the security personnel at the club's entrance and also fired a gun. I recall 3 gunshots. Although it sounded like gas pistol to me, I will read what exactly happened in the news outlets like everybody else. From what I heard and saw, two security guards seemed to be lightly wounded. To repeat myself, I am not in a position to give an accurate report of the incident and it's best to wait for the news reports.
According to what I heard from the staff, this is the first time in club's history that such a shooting happened. As regulars know, incidents that involve the police happen occasionally (but not very often) in Artemis but these are always either about overly intoxicated people or fist fights. In that sense I never considered it any different from what happen in most night clubs.
The management was very professional during and after the ordeal. The police and ambulances arrived in about 2 minutes. I have always admired the cordial professionalism of the German police and today was no exception. We had to wait a while in the club as the police cordoned off the club, apprehended the culprits and interrogated the people involved. Afterwards I left the club after giving my name and contact information.
I am expecting a PR backlash for the club, as a shooting doesn't really attract people who want a relaxed, spa-like mongering experience.
As for me though, I am leaning towards seeing this as a freak incident and I am not planning to let it change my regular visits to my favourite club.
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Shooting
Have there been any other shootings inside a FKK before?
This just seems like an one-off incident where a guy was pissed off at security. Personally, I go to a lot of strip clubs and shootings are common place in my city, as recently as 3 nights ago.
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Bang Bang
[QUOTE=Banana Boi;1316306]Have there been any other shootings inside a FKK before?[/QUOTE]Well, I did a little shooting myself last night with the young German / Turkish Bussa, brunette, very curvy D cups, and one of the better sessions in many a moon. She is only there 2-3 nights a week, but wow. Only flesh wounds though.
Thurs actually was again a so so night, lot of regular stars absent. Maybe they knew what was coming. Seems like a left too early last night to miss the special show. In general Russians and guns are a bad combination. See here.
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8IGDIujijQ[/url]
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Take that Oase with your fancy pants outside area. Nothing gets you street cred like a honest to God Russian mafia shooting. Hope these security guys who took bullets for the Love Bahnhof at least get some free nookie from the girls in appreciation.
Glad everyone is ok and I am sure it will be a subject of gossip from weeks to come.
AM
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