FKK Sharks - Darmstadt

[QUOTE=Danny227;1713100]A+ for the knowledge HB! Could you describe her looks? Is she at Sharks now?[/QUOTE]Face is faintly like a young Sarah Jessica Harper but much better. Less pointy chin and much cuter nose than Sarah. Imagine black straight hair.

No squeeky voice, that I noticed. Not skinny like I often go for. Full body but not fat.

Early to mid thirties is a perfect age for me, when they are still in good shape.

I wasn't wearing glasses at the time and spent most of time looking at her from the front. LOL. I believe HB's comments are not really intended to be too negative. OK, her body is not quite as spectacular as Catalina (who is much younger) but still turns plenty of heads.

I don't see a better body at Sharks at the moment. Coupled with a great fun performance, that puts her at a high rating for me.
Bella is more stunning looking overall (mainly for the face) but not competing with the best in the room.

No negative comments on her body. Just liked her "first" face better. LOL.

HB.

[QUOTE=MrHo;1712962]Are there any bed where I can have session in open air outside in Sharks? If so, is it possible or do people like other customer come and watch your sessions when you do it on outside bed. I mean I won't like that.

I know there is one is Oase (or few? But is it possible to have outdoor sex in open air without punters watching your sessions. ?

There are people like this, like at Artemis downstairs, I had some guys watching the session through between the curtains. (down stair by kino). I mean. It was bit rude and girl realized and began shouting at the guy watching through curtain. How is it in Oase and sharks.[/QUOTE]Nope, there is no bed in open air in Sharks. There are only three mattresses in open air in Sharks. All three mattresses are surrounded by bushes and the bushes also separate these three mattresses. Before the outdoor bar is opened in May, you have the privacy to enjoy your sex session with the girl on one of those mattresses. After the outdoor bar is opened, you have privacy only on one mattress located at the corner of FKK Sharks. The other two mattresses are too close to the outdoor bar to prevent peeping Toms. BTW, I won't call sex in those cubicles of FKK Artemis outdoor sex. If you really want to have outdoor sex in FKK Artemis, you need to take a girl to the balcony of roof top.

[QUOTE=Syzygies;1713264]Face is faintly like a young Sarah Jessica Harper but much better.[/QUOTE]Isn't it Sarah Jessica Parker?

[QUOTE=Ortos;1713259]What about her voice? Does she still have that kind of squeaky voice? It can be slightly erotic, if applied in the right way, and she did during the three sessions I had with her several years ago in Oase.[/QUOTE]There were two different Polish women who used the name Agnes and worked in Oase around 2008-2011.

The one with the helium voice, deep tan and tattoos along one side, worked at various times in Oase, Sharks, World and Bumsalp. She had quite a porno look to her body. In Oase she also used the name Chanel.

I believe Agnes / Chanel hasn't worked at Sharks for 3 or 4 years.

This is her:

[URL]http://www.bumsalp.ch/erotik-club-zuerich-det.php?galerie_id=272[/URL]

I think the Syzgies saw the other Agnes this past weekend.

[QUOTE=Syzygies;1713219]German girls often fail to give the same level of sweetness of personality that Victoria does, Sandra being a huge exception. So I rarely take German girls, and have often been disappointed. Bulgarians are fine, but I prefer Romanians. Never had a Bulgarian favourite that I can recall. Maybe just coincidence.

Victoria has a funny kissing style at times, plenty of tongue.[/QUOTE]Agree for most of German girls, not sensual enough compare to some Romanian jewels, of course Sandra. De is also a jewel even not so sensual because "quite young in mind" , but so generous and friendly.

Victoria can be either funny but also sensual depends how you behave with her.

[QUOTE=Samplerr;1713282]There were two different Polish women who used the name Agnes and worked in Oase around 2008-2011.
The one with the helium voice, deep tan and tattoos along one side, worked at various times in Oase, Sharks, World and Bumsalp. She had quite a porno look to her body. In Oase she also used the name Chanel.
I believe Agnes / Chanel hasn't worked at Sharks for 3 or 4 years.
This is her:
[URL]http://www.bumsalp.ch/erotik-club-zuerich-det.php?galerie_id=272[/URL]
I think the Syzgies saw the other Agnes this past weekend.[/QUOTE]Correct.

The current sharks Agnes is not helium voice Chanel / Agnes.

Ass meybe getting a bit soft but Agnes still has hot hardware. Reliable high mileage pro service.

[QUOTE=Tommyz;1713262]I wouldn't say I'm a newbie as I have been to palace and Artemis a few times on a short flight connection but this is the first full day for an FKK.

I care mostly about the looks of the girls so guess it's all about the line up.

Heard a lot about sharks and Oase but looking for some recent feedback on where would be better.[/QUOTE]Easier with girls at Sharks for 1st visit but ask about what you expect before going to room, enjoy.

If you like to play football then Oase.

[QUOTE=UShobbyist;1713272]Nope, there is no bed in open air in Sharks. There are only three mattresses in open air in Sharks. All three mattresses are surrounded by bushes and the bushes also separate these three mattresses. Before the outdoor bar is opened in May, you have the privacy to enjoy your sex session with the girl on one of those mattresses. After the outdoor bar is opened, you have privacy only on one mattress located at the corner of FKK Sharks. The other two mattresses are too close to the outdoor bar to prevent peeping Toms. BTW, I won't call sex in those cubicles of FKK Artemis outdoor sex. If you really want to have outdoor sex in FKK Artemis, you need to take a girl to the balcony of roof top.[/QUOTE]Yeah at Artemis, you just got this new Arabic looking new wings.

Hmm so I got to go for this one privacy bed because I am going there in summer time when bar open. At least there is one mattress which has some privacy from getting peeped right? I go for that mattress, never done out door sex so I want to do that a lot this summer my summer resolution. I hope that one mattress is private enough.

Hi guys,

I have been a regular at palace for a while and gave decided to bite the bullet and try sharks. I plan to stay at Darmstadt to avoid travel back and forth. Any good hotel recommendations? Is intercity the best?

How would I get cabs to sharks? Available at the hotel? How much do they cost? Assume they are always available at sharks to get back to hotel.

Thanks very much guys. Appreciate the help!

[QUOTE=BarryManila;1713276]Isn't it Sarah Jessica Parker?[/QUOTE]Sharks Monday: weakest LU I ever saw at Sharks. No more than 15 to 20 girls. At some point more guys than girls. Nothing more to add to this. I was lucky to find one of my regular girls, otherwise it would be a complete waste of time.

There is a girl named Gordana. I think she worked at Palace before. Any one knows her?

[QUOTE=Decentdude;1713407]Hi guys,

I have been a regular at palace for a while and gave decided to bite the bullet and try sharks. I plan to stay at Darmstadt to avoid travel back and forth. Any good hotel recommendations? Is intercity the best?

How would I get cabs to sharks? Available at the hotel? How much do they cost? Assume they are always available at sharks to get back to hotel.

Thanks very much guys. Appreciate the help![/QUOTE]Low rate hotel Ibis budget in Darmstadt about 2 km from Sharks, you can walk to train heart before room sport, there is also an hotel 200 m far from Sharks, many taxis are waiting in front of Sharks, enjoy, I advice top Sylvana, Donatella Versace sister, best BBBJ performer and when you come she bite.

[QUOTE=Sirioja;1713547]Low rate hotel Ibis budget in Darmstadt about 2 km from Sharks, you can walk to train heart before room sport, there is also an hotel 200 m far from Sharks, many taxis are waiting in front of Sharks, enjoy, I advice top Sylvana, Donatella Versace sister, best BBBJ performer and when you come she bite.[/QUOTE]Hotel Contel is about 400 m away from Sharks. It is 80 Euros / night. Not cheap, but comfortable. Sometimes after two sessions I go to my room to have a nap and return after few hours. There is re-entry policy at Sharks.

First off, I would like to thank all the members of this board who contribute regularly invaluable intel which represents a treasure trove to sporadic visitors like me. I myself have shared my limited visits many times before under different handles which I cannot seem to recall.

I was at Sharks recently for the first time. I was undecided which club to visit in the Hesse area but it appeared to me from this board and others that Sharks is where it's at. World is too far from Frankfurt and is reportedly going downhill. To my surprise, many bad experiences were reported by many members on many occasions regarding Oase, where I had a good time last time I was there. Palace is of course ruled out by default due to the horrible service by the ladies. So Sharks was my only left option.

The club is located in an uneventful and tiny town called Darmstadt, some 30 minutes south of Frankfurt. From Frankfurt airport, you can reach the town's central train station using the AirLiner bus service which offers free WiFi. The journey lasts 30 minutes and costs 8. 35 Euros. From the station, a short 30 minutes' walk will take you to the club.

The club is located north in a street called -areHM-Strae. The street contains many car dealerships. In fact, the club itself is inconspicuously tucked away behind a Seat dealership, and if it wasn't for the signpost in the street, nobody would have suspected to find a cat-house there.

There is no value in describing the club from the inside. The club's poorly designed website offers a virtual 360 tour that gives a broad idea on how the facilities look like. However, the facilities are much smaller than what the virtual tour leads to believe.

Both the welcome and the farewell were warm and friendly by good looking ladies.

The lockers are very small and only if you are lucky you will find more than one hanger inside. The showers room is ridiculously small and poorly sized. For 247 safe boxes, there are only 5 showers. Guests jostle against each other in the tiny room. The shower has one button that is used to start and stop the water. Since there is a few seconds lag between the time the button is pressed and the time the water starts running, it could be that you press the button twice and keep waiting forever. The water temperature changes abruptly and extremely. It is very common to see guests jumping under the shower either because the water turned extremely hot or cold instantly. To make matters worse, the entire guests' lockers room contains only one toilet, one washbasin and 2 urinals. Dirty towels and bathrobes are overflowing from the bins. There are some other 6 or so showers and another toilet in the sauna area but it is inconvenient to change in one room then walk carrying the towels to take a shower in another one.

Like the changing room, the bistro is too small to accommodate the guests, let alone the ladies, who unfortunately were told to hide their breasts by a towel while eating. At any given moment, only 22 people can dine comfortably without hitting each other knees, 18 in the lower tables and 4 in the upper ones. There are no beverages served in the bistro except still water from the water cooler which when it is not empty it lacks the plastic cups. The food itself is horrible during the week and bad during the weekend and the outside barbecue does not make it any better. The bistro stops serving shortly after midnight.

The central bar is run by good looking barmaids. Despite doing their best, they are extremely shorthanded and overwhelmed by orders. Many guests wait for their drink too long before giving up and returning to their worn out metal spring couches empty handed. There is not enough space under the outside bar counter. Tall guests find themselves either spreading their legs or pivoting the stool to sit comfortably.

The music is not only boring but repetitive as well. Same tracks keep being played over and over in an hour or so time span. In fact, time can be tracked only by listening to when a specific track will be played next. Here is an example of some of the songs that I recall: Cidinho & Doca. Rap Das Armas, Nickelback. How You Remind Me.

There are many types of private rooms but they all share one annoying feature: high temperature. Those that contain fans, ACs or windows are not any cooler. The beds irksomely creak under the strain of thrusts. Some rooms contain clocks that do not work. While waiting for an empty room upstairs, couples find themselves making out standing as there are no couches in the corridors.

Overall, I wouldn't spend a dime to set my foot in this place if it wasn't for the ladies, which brings us to the most important matter.

The ladies at Sharks are in general good looking, with a large variety of looks. Blondes and brunettes but only few redheads. Straight, curly, long, short, bobs and pixies. Black, brown, green, blue, grey eyes. Tall and short, slim and full, busty and flat, natural and enhanced, whooty and lackoass. Pale, white, tanned, brown, but only 2 blacks, one young and cute petite who is very popular and a taller one with a big bum. I believe that any straight man from anywhere in this planet would find at least a few beddable ladies there, except for those who like exclusively Asians as I couldn't find any. However, and in my very humble personal opinion, there are no bewitching or prepossessing ladies, which is not unusual for venues of this sort.

Aside from very few exceptions, the ladies do not approach guests until they make it clear they are interested. The approach is generally warm, friendly and more or less subtle. I sensed a deep animosity and enmity among the ladies. Some of them do not say Hi or even look at each other when their paths cross. Even among the Romanian platoon, there are many rival factions that congregate in small groups scattered all around the bar. Competition is fierce and ladies seem very possessive of their guests as can be witnessed by those envious glances when they see them with their colleagues.

I had the chance to meet almost all the girls that are mentioned here thanks to the tremendous effort by members who post regularly rosters and reviews.

Before reviewing the hostesses, it is worth reminding that people have different tastes when it comes to both looks and service, as very well captured by the old adage: beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

I do check and contribute to reviews in the boards just to get a broad idea on the quality offered by a specific venue, but from previous experiences I came to the conclusion that while one guest might fancy and book in advance and wait for hours for a specific lady, the very same lady might be just transparent for another guest.

Here are some examples of some of the ladies that appear to me very popular in this board and elsewhere but they didn't come to my liking.

A skinny A tits who wears her blonde hair in a ponytail and sits on the couch near the safe lockers. She has a phrase tattooed on her left collarbone. She also has another tattoo of a kitten winking its left eye slightly above her right ass cheek. She seemed to me also as having kittens. I wouldn't have sex with this girl even if she offered for free as I do not fancy her skeletal body and most importantly she looks like a 14 year old kid to me. Her name is Aurelia that she pronounces Aww-ree-lia and claims to be from Romania.

There is a blond and short old lady in her late 30's, who sits on a bar stool with her back facing the so called German table. She is a taciturn and reserved chain smoker, and does not speak English. She has a scar on her back that runs diagonally just below her left shoulder. From behind she looks like a walking rectangle, with a waist to hips ratio equal to 0. 9. She seems coveted by the elderly patrons and I can see why. Though she seemed friendly, I did not bother talking long enough with her as she is not my type. She goes by the name of Marina and claims to be from Lithuania.

Surprisingly, the old lady that everyone seems to complain about did not bother me. Quite the contrary, I find her very polite and well-mannered. When I declined her offer she said "maybe later" but when I made it clear that I'm not interested she did not ask again. Astonishingly, she is busier than many of her younger colleagues and has a strong base of fans from all ages. I still have yet to see one guest with a sad face when he paid her. Her name is Sylvana and she claims to be from Venice.

There is this young dark auburn long hair girl who sits on the couch adjacent to the safe lockers. She is short, slim, with full B cups. Most of the time, she is flanked by two German guys. A black frame bespectacled bald-headed and a shoulder-length dark hair of Asian descent who goes by the name of Jrgen. The girl walks, talks, moves, and sits at snail speed. Everything about her is at slow motion. She speaks incomprehensible English and even in German she does not seem to be able to hold a conversation. Neither her average looks not her mundane demeanor did enthrall me so I wished her good luck after 10 minutes of uninspiring non sex related chat. My wish did not come true since she spent the whole night as a pariah quaffing and puffing alone in her corner. Her name is Janine and she claims to be German.

Unfortunately I'm running out of time now, I will post the rest of the including the many girls I sampled later on.

Thanks for reading and happy mongering.

[QUOTE=BarryManila;1713276]Isn't it Sarah Jessica Parker?[/QUOTE]Yeh if course it is. If I was a big fan, I probably could not have made that mistake.