Pattaya Reports

[QUOTE=Explorer8939;2870312]You lost the plot.

When an unknown customer (first timer in Pattaya) comes to the bar, what would you advise that he offer a lady for BB sex?[/QUOTE]I would advise nothing because I never go to a bar and talk about BBFS CIP. I posted that I only mention it when I am making an offer to a Thai Friendly girl. In the bar it just happens with the girl. I have fun with her in the bar. Take her for ST or LT and I get BBFS CIP. Simple and easy. Then I pay what I want to her and be done with it. They never and I never discuss price. If you can't accept that, so be it, I don't care. Its worked for me for almost 14 years.

[QUOTE=Explorer8939;2870310]By "whale", I mean the rare long time Pattaya resident / repeat visitor who racks up large bar tabs. Most Pattaya ex-pats don't do that, they are rather frugal. In fact, most have a Thai lady living with them, and can't go with bargirls LT.

I'm not saying that whales get killed off like the guy who went to Laos, he was notable for his extreme behavior.[/QUOTE]Well let's see how much you think you know. I am not frugal, but sometimes I am LOL. I have a Thai lady living with me, and I can go with bar girls LT and ST. Almost 14 years here.

[QUOTE=GentileBear;2870280]Never. Not even close. I have been chastised for playing connect 4 in Pattaya with some ladies and buying them drinks by the Ultra Cheep Charlies. But in no time have I dropped that much coin in one bar. To be fair; I don't have that type of cash to burn anyway and if you guys saw how Fat I am you would wonder how I am able to fly in Economy aka Cattle class. I'll stick with my Soy 6 and Beachroad value meal dates. For $750 I think that would last me 8-10 days over there along with food and tips to the waiters / ladies and chamber maids.

Sometimes cheaper is actually more fun: Have you hung out at that Bar on the opposite side of Beach road - by the end of Soy 6 - I think it is Corner Bar or close to Corner Bar - cheap park benches and 1982 Audio Electronics. Lovely place! Cheap Beer and I get to watch the ladies at HollyWood , etc. and talk with the pattrons who - mysteriously like Garfields in Angeles City PI claim they are ex Special Forces Military - MI6 or CIA and have amazing stories. Great Vibe and Friendly. I think I paid 500 Baht Tip to the Bar a few times here because they let me sit my fat ass down and rest between Upstairs Sessions with the girls from nearby bars. That's big spending from me. And I honestly had a great time. I don't think I would be able to cum if I spent more than 7,000 THB / $250 in one night - because to me - it is just not necessary.[/QUOTE]Do what makes you happy mate. If you are having fun and it suits you, don't care. Enjoy Pattaya mate.

[QUOTE=RajPatela;2870232]5,o0 o divided by 150 baht is 33.33 drinks for those of you from Rio Linda.

Can she drink that much. She can't be over 80 pounds buck Nekkid and wet.[/QUOTE]Do you actually think the lady drinks in Pattaya bars are real? If you think that, I have one really nice bridge for sale. LOL. Every bar waters down the lady drink bottle 50%. If you didn't know that, you are not a Pattaya veteran. "Why Why why " Raj asks. I will answer you. Because if they didn't, the bar would be empty of girls because they would all be passed out drunk upstairs. When you buy a lady drink for a girl you pay for her time. She can drink whatever she wants as far as I am concerned.

[QUOTE=EverythingThai;2870512]Do you actually think the lady drinks in Pattaya bars are real? If you think that, I have one really nice bridge for sale. LOL. Every bar waters down the lady drink bottle 50%. If you didn't know that, you are not a Pattaya veteran. "Why Why why " Raj asks. I will answer you. Because if they didn't, the bar would be empty of girls because they would all be passed out drunk upstairs. When you buy a lady drink for a girl you pay for her time. She can drink whatever she wants as far as I am concerned.[/QUOTE]If you want the lady drinks to be real they will make it real. If you don't care what they fill in a glass you pay 150 baht for is another story.

But we're not all like you, I make a point in checking all the drinks I pay for and always ask them to fill the Sangsom Cola with a lot of Sangsom.

It's a way for me to rate the bar too, if I see they refuse to do it, I know it's a sh*t bar and would never come back. But this is mostly happening around Buakhao, soi 6 bars have always gladly followed my requests.

It's even part of the fun when you see the girl's face each time she takes a sip of her drink accompanied with the comments she makes to the bartender.

[QUOTE=Explorer8939;2869904]My practice is to use some common sense in using condoms or not.

It really depends on my knowing how many customers or boyfriends she goes with.

If you were with a hot lady, but knew she was doing 8 South Asians at a time, would you use a condom or not?[/QUOTE]No, if I was attracted to her enough to want to fuck her and the terms were acceptable I would not use a condom because fucking with a condom does not work for me.

I don't see how anyone could know every move and sexual act or with whom a collection of bargirls or freelancers has been involved with before they fuck any of them with or without a condom. For all I know every hooker who ever agreed to fuck me BB just got gang-banged BB by a team of HIV-positive bisexual escaped convicts the week prior. Or non hooker for that matter. Nobody knows what she was up to prior except the girl. Not even the escaped convicts.

[QUOTE=EverythingThai;2870512]When you buy a lady drink for a girl you pay for her time. She can drink whatever she wants as far as I am concerned.[/QUOTE]100% agree with this. Couldn't care less if she drinks apple juice or beer. Tip for newbies a drink should last 20-30 minutes. If she gulps it down that's the last drink she will ever see from me. Have many girls who regret making that mistake with me especially after she sees how I treat my girls in the bar.

[QUOTE=BananaBoi;2870528]100% agree with this. Couldn't care less if she drinks apple juice or beer. Tip for newbies a drink should last 20-30 minutes. If she gulps it down that's the last drink she will ever see from me. Have many girls who regret making that mistake with me especially after she sees how I treat my girls in the bar.[/QUOTE]I had done it 2:1. 2 ladydrinks for 1 of my drinks. And my drinks do indeed last maybe 20 minutes. If she wants to drink it all quickly and ask for more. I'll decline and pay my tab.

No need to try to water the desert. If a lady is trying to rush you in the bar, she'll likely try to rush you once you go upstairs, too.

Read the situation and act accordingly. Learn to say no. Stuff would had been common sense before visiting Thailand. Why are people forgetting common sense when they are over here? Doesn't make sense.

And common sense goes for BBing too. It's always a risk, but use your common sense to avoid anything that might bite you later.

[QUOTE=Paolo99;2870518]If you want the lady drinks to be real they will make it real. If you don't care what they fill in a glass you pay 150 baht for is another story.

But we're not all like you, I make a point in checking all the drinks I pay for and always ask them to fill the Sangsom Cola with a lot of Sangsom.

It's a way for me to rate the bar too, if I see they refuse to do it, I know it's a sh*t bar and would never come back. But this is mostly happening around Buakhao, soi 6 bars have always gladly followed my requests.

It's even part of the fun when you see the girl's face each time she takes a sip of her drink accompanied with the comments she makes to the bartender.[/QUOTE]You have absolutely no idea mate. The bottle itself is watered down 50%. You will never know. Also a lady drink can be what the girl wants. I don't understand your logic but to each their own.

[QUOTE=EverythingThai;2870565]You have absolutely no idea mate. The bottle itself is watered down 50%. You will never know. Also a lady drink can be what the girl wants. I don't understand your logic but to each their own.[/QUOTE]I have no problem if a girl does not want to drink alcohol. As long as she nurses her drink and makes it last as long as my beer or cocktail, I am good with it. I am not going to force a girl to get drunk. The way I see it, the lady drink price is for her company, not the actual drink.

[QUOTE=RajPatela;2870424]I have not lost the plot Sir.

My post are geared for the average tourist.

I spend a lot of time I'm Thailand but I'm just a Schmuck tourist.

1,000 baht for LIZZO Thai style. Checks out.

3 k for Baitoey. Checks out.

If you are Special please let us know. It Matters.[/QUOTE]

You are replying to me and quoting someone else LOL or maybe you are even replying to someone who was replying to me lol. Anyways, for the sake of this thread, you have lost the plot lol. Pattaya is not done and dusted, condo prices are going up. There are so many ladies here for high season now that there are plenty of them to go around and walking street is crazy busy on most nights. Soi 6 is steady during the week, but crazy on the weekends. Food prices are low and girls on soi 6 and TF don't go for 500 baht lol. Oh one more thing, the Repent girls want 1500-2000 ST no matter how good looking you think you are. If you walk up and down soi 6 enough times, one of the bars might offer you a job cleaning the glasses lol. Then you might earn enough to pay for your next ST after 2 weeks lol. last time I was there, I tipped the cleaner 1000 baht so tips are good. Yes, that's correct. With all due respect, you are far from being a Pattaya expert. far far far far far. But we all love you anyways Raj. Joob joob na.


Ok Raj, Here is something you might better understand. I hacked into your line and copied this message from your Thai bar girl girlfriend. Here it is. This is how Raj gets on in Pattaya.


Here is the message:

My Daling

I love you and I miss you too much. My friend in bar say you old man look same same monkey but I know you very hansum man. I have many problem I write you before that buffalo me sick. Now it die Fall down and dead in middle rice field. Bad fortune when it fall it fall on papa and break he leg in many place. Now he not work. Brother me make stretcher bamboo he take from roof house. Roof come down and rain in house. He take papa to hospital motorcycle. Have big accident when he come home hit police car. Police say brother me blame. Police say he mudt pay big money. not worry daling motorcycle you buy OK but Police car bad broken. Bad luck make Mama heart problem. Doctor say she must triple by-pass. I no understand but brother say you understand.

You know daling I only work in bar as cashier and not go with man I wait for you come back Pattaya but if you no help me I think I hab to go with man for pay bills.

Old people my village say you responsible. if you send money me before buy medicine sick buffalo then it no die, papa no break leg, house have roof, brother no ride into police car, Mama no have heart problem.

Please send me 200,000 baht for my bank. Papa fix 10,000 new roof 30,000, new police car 100,000, mama fix 50,000. I take off 2,000 baht for sell buffalo meat but me have to pay more hospital bill for 24 people have problem eat contaminated meat 12,000 baht. I not know money India but brother me say me it 1 THB = 2.26787 rupees mid-market rate close of trading yesterday. This means you send me 473,733.61 your rupees.

Let me give you some advice. Open up a Thai bank account as a tourist. Yes, I can arrange it for you on a tourist visa. Then transfer the money to your Thai account from India using Wise. You will get a better rate. lol

[QUOTE=BananaBoi;2870528]100% agree with this. Couldn't care less if she drinks apple juice or beer. Tip for newbies a drink should last 20-30 minutes. If she gulps it down that's the last drink she will ever see from me. Have many girls who regret making that mistake with me especially after she sees how I treat my girls in the bar.[/QUOTE]

The worst thing that can happen to a punter in Pattaya is taking a drunk bar girl home and watching her puke all night without getting any. Thats why I could care less what she drinks. Just enough to be tipsy is best for me. Often the girls I hang out with in the bars drink a combo of tequila shots, tequila rose shots, sangsong and coke, and orange juice. Yes, all the shots are watered down 50/50. I usually order a few pizzas for the girls and it keeps their stomachs full so they can absorb the alcohol.

[QUOTE=EverythingThai;2870565]You have absolutely no idea mate. The bottle itself is watered down 50%. You will never know. Also a lady drink can be what the girl wants. I don't understand your logic but to each their own.[/QUOTE]I definitely know. Because I drink Sangsom on ice and the blue moon times that I do buy a lady drink I make them get the same thing. Then when they are like it is too strong I taste it, then let them add soda if they want. Lady drink is not what the girl wants; lady drink is the drink you want to buy for the girl. Sure you can ask what she wants, but you have the final say so in what you are going to pay for.

[QUOTE=EverythingThai;2870580]Just enough to be tipsy is best for me.[/QUOTE]I agree. The big risk of an 80 lb Asian drinking all night is that they go from giggly to comatose in the space of one drink. She's then practically useless for the rest of the night.

I never complain if a girl wants to slow down and switch to juice or water.

Enjoy. G.

[QUOTE=RajPatela;2870232] 33.33 drinks for those of you from Rio Linda.

.[/QUOTE]You are Busted Raj! I knew you were a Scottish Rite Mason of the 33%. You should not advertise the Keepers Of Odd Knowledge Society 'KOOKS'protocols that only a few who have been to Rio Linda know. As Inside Baseball with KC Royals you can get!