Bangkok Reports

Without a doubt the Lord is my favorite soapy in BKK as many of my ISG friends know. This is an expenisive, 1st class bordello. Everyone should no this before walking through the front door. The minimum priced Lord girl is an "R" category round couch girl with a no negotiation price of 4800 baht.

I would characterize Lord service as enthusiastic naughty which is somewhere in-between GFE and PSE (porn star exp.). What does enthusiastic naughty mean? I am glad you asked. It includes a friendly sexy enthusiastic girl who provides A) unrestricted DFK, B1) multiple BBBJ's (1) on the bed while waiting for the Jacuzzi, 2) in the Jacuzzi, 3) back on the bed before boom boom), B2) 69's as long as you want, C) rimming with most girls but not all, D) no rush, any position coitus. As far as CIM service, I don't know because I don't care, but I would hazard a no with most girls. And as far as anal service, again I don't know because I don't care but I would hazard a no with most girls unless the customer offered more $$ This is what distinguishes enthusiastic naughty from PSE IMHO.

The reason I don't view this type of service as naughty GFE is because although Lord girls are very friendly in the loom, I have up to this posting, not been able to arrange a date outside of their brothel with any of them and to me GFE is an extended short time liaison or faux dating experience that includes dinner, drinks before and after, so spending 3, 4, 5 hours together (an evening) and one shot, which is what ALL my repeat Go Go girls are happy providing me at no additional service or tip charge is the requirement to be categorized as GFE as far as I am concerned. I do tip between 300 baht and 500 baht per girl per night for this friendly, happy, satisfying service.

In all my visits to the Lord I have spotted only a couple of sideline girls that I might be willing to pay large for like the XX type girl Monkeypaw reported on. In both cases my spotting's came after a session so I was not so inclined. In one case the girl was so superb that I got a hold of Mamasan Susan and inquired about the girl and told Susan I wanted that girl on my next visit. I was happy to learn from Susan that the girl was not an xx girl and would only be 7000 baht. LOL lucky me! But unfortunately, I didn't see that girl again on later visits.

Look, we all have our price ceilings based on a variety of personal variables and tastes. This is why we should not argue about prices or criticize what someone pays as long as they are paying the stated market price of a girl in the specific venue and not a gouge price.

Without naming names, one of my ISG friends has a thing for young beautiful Korean girls. Here is a short story for you: The last time I was in Rio Sauna I was offered my choice of 2 Chinese and 2 Korean top of the line models. These girls were the best-looking girls I have ever seen in a P4 P situation. I rated all four girls 9* on looks and body which I almost never do and I was sorely tempted you better believe it. I was as sure as I could be that the service would have been enthusiastic naughty with rimming, body licking everywhere including the souls of my feet, fire and ice BJ and coitus having visited Rio sauna many, many times over the last 7 or 8 years. Price for this sexual indulgence: 3500 mop for the Chinese super models and 3800 mop for the Korean super models. I balked as I discovered my price ceiling was $427 and $463 respectively. But the point of my little tale is I harbor no ill feelings for another punter willing to pay up for these girls. In fact, I kind of respect his willingness to part with his hard earned cash for such a super beautiful girl. As George Best said, "I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered."

So Monkeypaw, I know the type of girl you selected in the Lord and I know the kind of service she most likely gave you. If you are happy, that is good enough for me. Good reportage.

[QUOTE=DioRetz;2111784]I do value MonkeyPaw's contributions. He may be boasting a bit too much, but he provided valuable info to a question. He showed pictures and acknowledged he didn't know about the Lord's before. So he is open. I prefer beautiful girls to high performing girls. I simply don't like rimming, I don't like BBFS and more of these services by the 'high performers'. So, that info is of little value to me. [/QUOTE]Then you and anyone else who does not want BBBJ+CIM, BBFS, essentially anything associated with a penis finishing in an orifice instead of a condom would be exactly the kind of customer for whom Monkeypaw's opinion and game has value. No problem. Understood. And there is definitely a place for it here as much as anything else.

But he has been misrepresenting it to be that he can hook guys up with the "top" "quality" girls in Bangkok and that anyone who isn't only interested in the looks of the girls while not interested at all in engaging in what even the girls would generally consider real sex just doesn't know what he's talking about.

That is as much a misrepresentation as if I were to grandly announce these particular girls in this particular club give, without a doubt, the best BBBJ+CIM+Swallow, the best BBFS, the best A-Level service and any other kind of sex you can imagine, they are really the "top" "quality" girls in all of Bangkok. Of course, you can't be afraid to pay big Thai money for it too, you low rent losers. Then let's say I adamantly resist mentioning or replying to repeated questioning about it that they also all happen to look remarkably like English Bulldogs. I mean head, face, body, right down to the tail; English Bulldogs. Further, when the question of how they look is pressed more and more, maybe I would start accusing the questioners of having NO game, just angry and bitter losers whose opinions don't matter. Only my opinion matters. Gee, it always happens like this when I point out how great my game is compared with their NO game; feathers get ruffled, egos bruised and crushed. Hey, guys, get over it already. My English Bulldog-looking girls are the "top" "quality" girls in all of Thailand because they give the best sex and that is the end of it!

If I did that I would richly deserve some serious pushback until I came clean on that major missing detail about my opinion and game, wouldn't you say? And so did he, that's all.

Poseidon is still around. Last time I went to the top allowable floor. Saw three hot girls. Stunner categories. Lord has five times more off these types of girls. Defunct secret city. This was their standard.

[QUOTE=Allover;2111749]The high end soapies used to have great looking women. Before Lord opened, Poseidon had a great rep. I forget which floor at Poseidon had the better girls but it was a higher floor. I believe they had fishbowls on the second and 3rd floor as well. Only went there once and loved it, never been to Lord. Will visit Lord on my next trip even if just for the eye candy. I also had great times at the Plaza Entertainment complex. Not the taxi ripoff Cupidy in the basement but there were two soapies in the attached building. One on the 2nd floor which had beautiful girls and another one on the 6th floor which I believe was called Delila. Both of these were great. There is a gentleman's club which also has beauties called Penthouse or something similar. Never been there but I am guessing it is still open.

I don't hear anything about Poseidon any more. Is Poseidon still open?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Allover;2111529]Monkeypaw: Your age and willingness to spend definitely helps your cause. But I've got to give to you credit. Although I disagree with most of the things you say, the girl in the fifth and sixth pic is indeed stunning. Is she is gogo girl or an after hour club girl?[/QUOTE]I'm in Pattaya now hanging out with some like-minded members of ISG. That's why I don't care to waste my time with responding to some of these posters who really make themselves look bad and like fools. I proposed that we all share some of our girls, so that we perhaps can be lucky and have access to what we normally cannot. But FIRST post what you have and are willing to share to all. But instead, the focus went on directly to me and my girls. These girls I posted are what I consider my "above average pretty girls. " I wanted to see what talent could be shared so I can keep working my way up to "movie star" looking girls that another member has. My goal is to have access to these types and let my "GAME" dictate how far my mileage may vary. But instead I get some responses from these fools who share nothing and want bareback full service, CIM, ass fucking, cum in nostril. All for the cheapest price. I guess that is the normal response from those who realize they are not in my league and realize that they have no chance at these girls if left to themselves. It's like me knowing I can't be with any of the a Victoria Secrets models, so I say "If I can't bareback them and CIF and CIM, then it's not worth it. Funny.

Last night, I was hanging with Silver Surfie on Walking Street. Wherever we went, the staff kept pointing to me and said "like God. " Thats the rep you get when you can walk into a Go Go Bar, it be crowded and full. And you can get the staff to move Tue customers to give you a seat... Yes even the Japanese at Baccara. Ask Phazze93 and Silver Surfer. Im pretty sure deep down inside, you know who or what I am. I spend 10 months out of the year in Pattaya and Bangkok for partying and girls. I don’t work. Don’t need a work visa, or any other extended visa. So I think I know what I’m talking about if not, I’m always willing to learn from those to better my game. But dont have time to play around with peons- M.

PS- To the poster that asked... She is freelancer. Hangs out at Hanker Bar and sometimes Thermae occasionally.

[QUOTE=MonkeyPaw;2112016] bareback full service, CIM, ass fucking, cum in nostril. All for the cheapest price.[/QUOTE]Dude, that's awesome intel! Please share contact info if you don't mind.

[QUOTE=MonkeyPaw;2112048]So where is your girls to share for us all? Didn't think so. You talk a lot of smack,but havent posted and pics of girls you are willing to share. Must be one of those something for nothing type. ISG is all waiting for you to share something. Like I said. "put up or shut up. " You sound like a bitter old man. You should probably ask Silver Surfie what happened, but seems like you already know. Which is fucking amazing, for somebody who wasn't there. Seriously, why are you on this board since you know EVERYTHING. All I know is that, I'm in Walking Street hanging out with Silver Surfie tonight with a 30,000 baht budget. I have a condo without any restriction to guests or how many. It's going to be a good night for me. Have fun responding back. Enjoy.[/QUOTE]A better question is why are you still begging us to hook you up with our girls if your game and results are so god-like? LOL.

I have real sex with my girls, meaning BBFS at a minimum. You were amazed by finding yourself in a place where the girls you thought you had sex with were fine with handing you over to another girl in the group without jealousy, right? The reason for that is they only vaguely consider covered anything and everything that would otherwise result in a penis finishing into an orifice to be real sex. There is no territoriality in their consideration of you as a sex partner because they know what they've had with you is so lacking in true intimacy they barely regard it as real sex. I realize you think you had real sex with those girls. But they don't exactly see it that way. And that isn't what happens with me and my girls. Consequently, I will not be passing along contact information for the girls who give me real sex no matter how much you beg me to on the easy assumption that at some point you will pull that out of your hat as leverage to get them to do the same for you.

However, if I meet and pay for some girl who still gives me a wonderful sexual experience for any amount money but without actually having it end with me finishing for real into an orifice of hers, I will surely pass along that information to you so you can enjoy the same thing. But I wouldn't hold my breath waiting for that if I were you.

Heading to BKK for a week of fun. Would love your help identify the best of the following.

1. Soapie / Nuru.

2. BJ Bar.

3. Massage with FS.

4. GoGO Bar.

5. Beer bar with a view.

[QUOTE=ArifBD;2111762]Guys,
I typically get Toyota and more often than not get the performance of BMW. Bu that's not the point.
Newbie in BKK scene needs help, anybody?[/QUOTE]Your question has already been answered in post #40918 and #40919.

Monkeypaw, many of us have been regular contributors to this forum for years. When we read statements like, "Act like a boss and not a sex tourists" and about a monger having "game;" sorry, but it makes us chuckle as we've seen it before. Now, if she and her friends are paying for the bottle, and taking you home and doinking you for free; I'll gladly concede that you have "game. " And give you a deep bow of respect. Better man than I. Otherwise it is she that has game. Why? It's her job to read you and give you what you want in order to extract what she wants. If she sense you have an ego and want to feel like you have "game," then that is the way she will play it. She's done this many times before. Why do you think she is not interested in dudes who have lived here for a time and dudes that speak really good Thai? Because we are not going to play the game. She's not going to get a free night out with her friends drinking 5 k a bottle whisky or the big bucks for what we would probably consider mediocre performance. She's going to get a dude who is going to say, I am going to pay you x and I expect x in return.

Asian guys, be they from this side of the planet or from the US have different requirements than most of the non-Asians on this forum. Many tend to want their ego validated and having what they consider a "pretty" girl and having the game to get her is that validation. And there is nothing wrong with that. Hung out with a bunch of Singaporean dudes in Batam years ago. And even though they were older, 40-60 they were constantly stroking each other's egos about their condos, jobs, gals etc. Never ribbing each other (sorry, had to sub for prohibited word). Not once. I found it very tedious and boring, but they were friendly dudes every time I was with them. Friend was in CH the other night and it was full of Koreans. Gals would just walk up to them and demand a drink and they would acquiesce without so much as a nicety from the gal. Most Western mongers would not put up with that for a minute. One poor young dude was surrounded by 3 gals who were bleeding him dry. I would contend that this has had a profoundly negative effect on the scene. Well, that among other things.

Ego means nothing to the majority of guys on this board. We've been in the P4 P scene since before you even knew your pecker had two purposes. And one day you will be middle aged and then old as well. We're not interested in conquests nor seeing what our "game" can get us; we're interested in what she looked like, her attitude, what she does, how she performed, if she is dick-scared as Syz so well puts it, and how much it costs. We all have different price levels and many of us are more than willing to pay quite a bit to a looker who gives a full on GFE, or in my case a PSE with all that comes along with it. So, yes, although some of the gals you posted look like LBs, some are quite hot, and if providing excellent service would certainly be worth my Baht. So, please do tell. But also, please leave the boasting out of it. We are all willing to share experiences, but we don't stroke each other and indeed that won't win you any friends here. Who you are and what you are makes no difference to us. How you are, what you have to contribute, and how you treat others on the forum does.

Pattaya 30 K! Really man, You could spend of third of that in three days and have two gals a day and a wonderful time. But, it's your cash. Hope it is worth it to you.

[QUOTE=MonkeyPaw;2112016]
Last night, I was hanging with Silver Surfie on Walking Street. Wherever we went, the staff kept pointing to me and said "like God. " Thats the rep you get when you can walk into a Go Go Bar, it be crowded and full. And you can get the staff to move Tue customers to give you a seat... Yes even the Japanese at Baccara. Ask Phazze93 and Silver Surfer.[/QUOTE]ROTFLMAO. In my experience the staff in an agogo will always move other customers (even Japanese) if that is necessary to give you a seat. Has happened to me many times and I never had to ask for it, like you had.

[QUOTE=MonkeyPaw;2112016]Im pretty sure deep down inside, you know who or what I am. I spend 10 months out of the year in Pattaya and Bangkok for partying and girls. I dont work. Dont need a work visa, or any other extended visa. So I think I know what Im talking about if not, Im always willing to learn from those to better my game. But dont have time to play around with peons- M.[/QUOTE]
Yes, deep down inside I know what you are but I'm afraid I'll get banned from this forum if I say it out loud.
Anyway, seems like we are dealing with a spoiled arrogant rich kid here folks.

Monkeypaw is winding you guys up.

Nobody could say the stuff he is saying and expect anyone to believe it.

Oh wait a minute; the POTUS does this too.

I guess it's possible after all.

[QUOTE=Mogwai;2112086]Yes, deep down inside I know what you are but I'm afraid I'll get banned from this forum if I say it out loud.
Anyway, seems like we are dealing with a spoiled arrogant rich kid here folks.[/QUOTE]As an expat here, I often run into 3 types of other expats. 1. Those who work locally here. 2. Those who work remotely (programmers) 3. Rich kids passing through on their party month (s). I honestly hate the rich trust fund kids, but only because of experience. They have the bad rep they have because they earned it. They are huge loud douche bags with everything to prove about their "business" (ie: mommy and daddy bucks). It's like living in the shadow of their parents success has caused them such an inferiority complex with their peers (to varying levels, some have it only a little bit and it's cute but others it's douche bag levels of pompous behavior and it's annoying in certain social circles for obvious reasons).

[QUOTE=RedKilt;2112088]Monkeypaw is winding you guys up.

Nobody could say the stuff he is saying and expect anyone to believe it.

Oh wait a minute; the POTUS does this too.

I guess it's possible after all.[/QUOTE]I did consider the possibility he was a troll.

[QUOTE=Goatscrot;2112135]I did consider the possibility he was a troll.[/QUOTE]Off course he is a troll. We have seen so many.