Pre Father's Day Celebration
I woke up form a nice nap on Saturday afternoon and went and sat out on the balcony while going over my options and I narrowed it down to three:
Option 1. I could spend the rest of the day and evening surfing the Internet and checking out some flesh.
Option 2. I could walk down to the beach and check out some flesh.
Option 3. I could get my happy ass over to my "place of worship" and worship flesh using all five of my senses; guess we know which option I chose. Of course, option 3 would cost more, but hell, it was almost Father's Day and I deserved the extra attention!
It was a beautiful day, so I decided to walk to the Zona for the first time. First off, I did not realize how many friends I had until I had that walk. I heard "hey friend" about every 30 feet or so. I felt truly blessed. I even had unknown friends under the bridge. I took the ramp up the bridge and the stairs down and noticed the humorous markings on the men & women bathroom signs. That was worth the walk alone. I walked pass the wax museum and thought about checking it out. But then, I thought if I wanted to hang out with cold hard figures, I would just get married for the third time or spend time with the two x-wives. There was some sort of festival going on with white tents up and down Revolution. Which I had absolutely no interest in whatsoever.
Got to HK about 5 and there was a cover with beer charge, but I told the guy I was there earlier and skipped that part. There was a stunner on the first small U-shaped platform, you know, the one before the tall "pole of asses. " Out came my first dollar, and she bent over and presented her beautiful ass for me to worship. Ahem! While I was caught up praying, some dick sitting in the little booth motioned and said, "mi girlfriend. " Which I replied, "no problem sport. " At which point, I took out another dollar and continued to worship her ass even more. It has been a long time since I called someone "sport", but I felt the term was used appropriately in this case. My new bound faith is strong. Don't bother me during periods of worship.
Went over to the alley end bar and sat on a stool next to the pole. HK was not that crowded, but the place was warm. And after my walk, and pork taco with lots of hot sauce, I was sweating like a ***** in church (my dad, rest his sole, taught me that phrase). The sweetie at the pole crouched down to take a short break, and I asked her if she was hot. She said yes. So I took a couple of napkins and dabbed her forehead and she said, "no here. Here, " and slipped her panties aside. Have to love the playful ones, at least I do.
One of the girls seen my ATM was open and came over to chat. At first, I was not really interested, but she turned out to be quite playful and helpful. She could see I was hot, grabbed some napkins, and went to work. Her name was Alexia and we had ourselves a good little time at the bar. She turned out to be a good kisser as well. I told her I would take her upstairs later. But I never got around to it.
The last few times I was in HK, I was always greeted by this cutie with a nice hug and a kiss, and l spent some time with her last night. Her name is Carolina (not sure of the spelling) and we chatted for a while. Turns out she is a real sweetie that has five children. She works almost every day for 10am to 3am, I did the quick math. 17 hours a day! I bought her a couple of drinks and with her limited English, and my crappy Spanish. It seemed not to matter much, I enjoyed sharing her company. For whatever reason, I was not in the mood to go upstairs, I guess because I was having too much fun in the bar. I gave Carolina a twenty, tapped her lightly on the ass, and told her to go to work. But throughout the evening, she always stopped by for a kiss. Classy lady.
When I first crossed the bar from one side to the other, a met two cuties on the handicap ramp. I know HK put that ramp in just for me because sometimes I had trouble negotiating the stairs (might be the alcohol or the constant distractions, or both). One of the ladies was tall and older, but still hot, named Maribel. Pretty face, nice rack, and ass. But the feature that attracted me to her was a deep dimple at the top of her ass crack, which my tongue explored occasionally throughout the evening. Another Ahem!
Later in the evening, I met this dude from LA and we sat in the booth near the ladies room, good location by the way. Turns out he was a regular at HK, knew Spanish, and knew many of the women in HK as well. We chatted about different places of travel as we enjoyed the parade of women going back and forth. And at one point, tragedy struck; I was out of dollar bills! But the server calmed me down and went to retrieved some more ones for me. I felt naked until he came back with my supply.
A couple of new ladies came by for a bit of pleasant conversation and the one with me (forgot the name) was built better than a Honda. She was wearing just a white knitted piece that was full of holes, and her nipples protruded from the piece. Very nice touch. They left but returned within 30 minutes and jumped in our laps. Mine took my arms and wrapped them in front of her, crossed them, and then placed a hand on each breast. Then she said, "Protect these. " I figure after years of navigating and protecting multimillion dollar ships, this would be a piece of cake, and a lot more fun. It turns out there were four non-tipping grouping goons hassling the girls. When they came over, the one on my lap stood up and displayed her karate moves. Picture if you can, a well built woman in a white knitted piece that was full of holes, with nipples protruded from the piece, wearing 5-6 inch heels, kicking over her head towards the goons. Never lost her footing and even kept her kicking foot shoe attached. The LA dude and I had the same thought at the same time. This lady would be a blast upstairs! The goons retreated.
Something else happened that was a first for me. This stunner wearing an small orange t-back outfit, with a hot body, and cute braces came by to say Hi. She opened her top, slid my happy face between her breasts, and shook them violently. But that was not the first time that had happened to me. I explained to her that I was more of an ass worshiper; even though I did enjoy her breasts. With that new information, she climbed up on the booth, straddled my legs, and planted her ass cheeks around my face, and shook them violently. My very first thought was, "I'm in ass heaven. Ahem! " But then there was a second thought, and I'm completely unsure why it even entered my mind, is was "Thank goodness I don't wear contact lenses because I would surely lose them during this beautiful event. "
Maribel keep stopping at the table to flirt and say Hi throughout the night. I think I was in HK for over 6 hours and the time flew by. Finally, Maribel just sat next to me and complained how hot it was in the place, stood up, took off her top, tied her top around her wrist, and sat back down. I provided the air condition up until I started running short of breath. Then she mentioned she needed a beer, gave me three dollars, and asked me to order her a regular beer, not one of the little ones. The dude from LA looked at me and said, "Never seen that before. " I replied, "In the house of worship, my lord works in mysterious ways and miracles can, and will happen if one is patient. " However, I did buy Maribel's next two regular beers.
I checked out LC and Adelita's. Both places were hopping! Adelita's had a large of amount of beautiful women throughout the club. Stopped in Chicago, busy as well, but not like the others. I also stopped in Playboy and Delicias just to check them out. Some woman latched on to me when I walked in Playboy, I checked out the scene, and turned around and left. A server stopped me and said, "One dollar for the lady" and I explained that she didn't even touch my dick. So no way. Walked around the "Goodie block" which landed me back at the taco stand. Two more pork tacos before the long trip home.
Took a cab back to the border for 50 pesos. At midnight, the wait at the border was about 20. 5 seconds.
Observations during this short trip:
1. I noticed there is a taco shop within 30 feet of the busiest taco stand in the Zona. The owner must stay pissed!
2. The more I walked, the more friends I made!
3. I'm getting better with the coins.
4. HK is addictive & I am born again. Ahem!