Medellin Reports

This made me laugh out loud. Like all good humor, it is based in truth.

[QUOTE=JjBee62;2497968]A rental history and 5, will get you a tinto at Juan Valdez.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Voyajer1;2498116]When they show you that gratitude. I've taken some from the lowest estratos (1 or 2) to some truly amazing locals and they always, always, reward how we treat them with true nymphomaniac, mind blowing, out of this world sessions. Sometimes I wish I was younger and in better shape![/QUOTE]I can 100% relate to this as I have experienced it myself. I took an Estrata 1 girl to San Geronimo earlier this year, and she was like on another planet staying in a Hotel with a pool and a sauna which we had to ourselves to play in. Besides all of the mind blowing sex, I only wish I could have been blowing loads every 4 hours, versus 3 times a day being an old fart. She thanked me profusely upon returning, and wants to go to Santa Fe De Antioquia with me next time. It's amazing that so many in Colombia have never travelled anywhere, like even 30 miles outside of Medellin, or even seen the Ocean.

[QUOTE=Voyajer1;2498116]When they show you that gratitude. I've taken some from the lowest estratos (1 or 2) to some truly amazing locals and they always, always, reward how we treat them with true nymphomaniac, mind blowing, out of this world sessions. Sometimes I wish I was younger and in better shape![/QUOTE]This from my Day One. Regular, non-pro girls are more likely to rock your socks off than the average pro. I believe in the smorgasboard theory of sampling as much from the buffet as my tastes will lead me. The convenience of snagging a Botero Parque chica for 50 mil or less has a definite place in my mongering. But my numbered line-up of steady girls is ten times more fulfilling and fun. To each his own. As Lenny Bruce once put it, "A man will fuck mud. " If any wet hole will do then do any wet hole. But if you want your mind and your cock blown get to know the right regular girl and develop an "understanding. " There is a dance that must be done to keep them all happy and maybe that is a snag for some. I personally don't lie to any of them, and I tell them where they stand and don't expect me to stick with one girl. A few won't tolerate sharing (oh well, there are twenty more waiting in the wings) and being ranked, but amazingly, the majority do.

If they told me to learn spanish and gave me this reason in school. I probably would've learned something. Haha.

[QUOTE=MrEnternational;2498004]I have a new nonpro in Barranquilla. She wanted to stay with me the days I was there but said she would need to pay a babysitter. I said how much is that. She said standard price. I said I don't know what that is. She said yeah I keep forgetting you are not from here. It was 30K/day to keep her kids for 24 hours. I also did not know there was a welfare system in Colombia. She said she gets 300K from the government every 2 months for 2 kids.

This must have been the poorest chick that I have met in my life. She had never eaten Mexican food, never eaten salmon, only been to the movies 2 times in her life, and never seen a bathtub. The first day we went to the salon and got her hair and nails done. We also ate Mexican food. The next day she wanted to eat Mexican food again, but I told her we should go eat salmon instead. Movies are closed for Covid and I told her next time I will find a hotel with a bathtub..[/QUOTE]

Mileroticos. Connect with girl, she will give you location

[QUOTE=FortuneWaffers;2498150]Any Casa's open? Just got into town, staying indefinitely.[/QUOTE].

Prepared to hit lleras park first time this trip. Whats a good time?

8 PM or later for drinks / dinner, 10 PM or later for overpriced providers.

[QUOTE=Blakman;2498236]Prepared to hit lleras park first time this trip. Whats a good time?[/QUOTE]

4% people. Mostly couples. Police presence. Not much more to tell. 1 cutie.

[QUOTE=Knowledge;2498242]8 PM or later for drinks / dinner, 10 PM or later for overpriced providers.[/QUOTE].

Stay vigilant and aware!

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[QUOTE=Knowledge;2498153]It is the screenplay of the Julia Roberts movie "Pretty Woman".[/QUOTE]That movie is pure fantasy. When will MFs learn? Spending money taking putas to restaurants, cinemas and shit.

[QUOTE=Turgid;2498435]That movie is pure fantasy. When will MFs learn? Spending money taking putas to restaurants, cinemas and shit.[/QUOTE]Do you mean Mr E is one of the MFs? Or just what's in the movie?

[QUOTE=Blakman;2498277]4% people. Mostly couples. Police presence. Not much more to tell. 1 cutie.[/QUOTE]This was to be expected with it being a dry weekend and an evening curfew.

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[QUOTE=Nounce;2498455]Do you mean Mr E is one of the MFs? Or just what's in the movie?[/QUOTE]Mr E barely spent anything other than the babysitter and cost of wining and dining. And even that was at the level of lifestyle he is used to but happens to be heavenly for her. And in return he got showed special attention. A more than fair deal.

Most of us get far worse than that outcome in a marriage.

I will Sign up for this every time.

That is rather a grim assessment Blakman. I've not been to Lleras in nearly two years. Thanks for re-confirming my decision to vote with my feet.

[QUOTE=Blakman;2498277]4% people. Mostly couples. Police presence. Not much more to tell. 1 cutie..[/QUOTE]