Rants, Stupid Shit and Coronavirus in Thailand

[QUOTE=MrHawaii;2977648]Thank you, Administrator, for the IGNORE list function.[/QUOTE]What a groundbreaking innovation! A digital marvel! Except here's the problem: we've got a forum full of Drama Magnets, such as you who are treating it like a Netflix subscription they forget to cancel, completely useless because you and others refuse to actually use it the right way. Look at you the rocket scientist quoting someone who you supposedly have on ignore.

Let me paint you a picture. We all know how this works: log in, hit the magic button, and voila! No more posts from the person driving you insane. It's idiot-proof. And yet people like you, instead of ignoring, you geniuses keep lurking without logging in so you can see every word. Then log back in and brace yourself, you actually reply, quote, and dissect the same posts you were supposedly trying to avoid.

It's like hiring a bodyguard to keep someone out, then inviting them over for drinks anyway. What's the point? What are we even doing here? You don't "ignore" someone by giving them more attention. That's not ignoring it's a masterclass in contradiction, and honestly, I would applaud the performance if it weren't so tragic.

So yeah, as you said "Administrator, great job with the ignore function. " But let's be real, the function isn't the issue, it's the idiot users like you. Admin gave them a Ferrari, and they are out here using it as a lawn ornament. Drama Magnets, the lot of you.

If you are going to ignore someone, IGNORE THEM. Log in, use the button, and stop responding like their posts are oxygen. Otherwise, just admit you are addicted to the chaos and move on. Let's not kid ourselves, alright you little drama magnet? Oh, by the way, kindly add me to your little imaginary ignore list. I would very much appreciate it.

That is the question for today. But first I'd like to advise my fellow Poon Jabbers to bring along curry spiced shawarmas with you when yo go into bars or clubs where it is packed. Then we can always blame the odour on the food. Anyways, my 2 rupees says placing somebody on IGNORE with a button is [B]NOT [/B]very smart. We are all a creation of Brahma and have something to contribute. Even I have to admit, buried amongst all the personal attacks is often some valuable tid bit of info. I don't think anyone or their multiple personalities on here is a 100% just troll. And besides, if newbies haven't figure it out by now, it's the OG vets that are doing all the bantering. That is OUR right. Just like. [B]

1. Newbies have the right to ask questions.

2. Sexperts have the right to answer or not. Don't care if we are bands of Poon Jabber bros or not from the same country.

3. OG vets have the right to fuck everything up and do whatever they want. They owe nothing to anyone[/B].

Why? Seriously, there is a rite of passage that must be followed that comes with mongering. Even accidental LB encounters. Stuff like that needs to happen, so I'm not sure why people are warning newbies about venues. Let them learn on their own. I for one learned much more by making mistakes and moving on. Getting lost around Noordstation in Brussels was the best thing for me. The windows of scary giant creatures with whips and chains that I saw on the wrong side was a hell of a learning experience. I'd be damned by Zeus' lightning bolt if I am going to let newbies skip out on the rite of passage that is needed to become an OG vet and ruin the pricing market for me. Not getting my hidden gems and treasures. I am going to play, play, and play some more until they pray for all 33 million Hindu gods to make it stop. LOL.

And besides if you IGNORE posters, you will miss out on quotes like: [B]Leaving the back door wide open with a neon sign that says "Hey! Come in anyway!"[/B] LOL.

[QUOTE=SubCmdr;2977499][B]Big Black Dick[/B]! Why do mother fucks be hating? That is the question. [B]Big Black Dick[/B] envy, sure, it's a thing.

Black shoe polish does not help. [B]Is it about the color?[/B] No. It is about the size.

It is in the genes. You either have the DNA or you don't. Does [I]Big White Dick[/I] exist or is it a myth?[/QUOTE]If it's so big suck it yourself. I already told you.

[B]Here is what we know about him[/B]:

Three months of no posting on ISG and this is what you return with.

[QUOTE]If it's so big suck it yourself. I already told you.[/QUOTE]What happened? Did you get bored beating your dick in France?

We know you are not in Thailand, nor have you even been to Thailand. A real man would never tell another man to suck his own dick. Because in Thailand you can dick your dick sucked by a Thai girl for 500 THB.

Here is what I have told you: [B]Va te faire foutre (go fuck yourself)[/B]!

This applies to you because apparently you cannot get any pussy in your country of origin and therefore you are allowing your frustrations to bleed into this forum through your keyboard.

I look forward to your reports about having sex with girls in the future. You have three months of mine to review in at least five Pattaya Threads and User Blogs.

Welcome Back!

[B]How you like me now?[/B]

[QUOTE=Nyezhov;2977678]I am reminded of the fact that the Classical Greeks depicted their gods and heroes with small genitals, since large genitals were indicative of primitive, stupid animals.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Stykler;2977676]It's even better when people don't even quote the rodent. You would never hear or see anything from the narcissistic parasite at all.[/QUOTE]Looks like few individuals got triggered. [B]How does that happen when they have me on ignore?[/B].

[B]ROTFLMAO![/B]

Talking about keeping it 100. I would say once again you are dead on point [B]EverythingThai[/B]. It is like playing with a cat by shining a flashlight on the ground. Too easy. LOL!

[QUOTE=EverythingThai;2977725]What a groundbreaking innovation! A digital marvel! Except here's the problem: we've got a forum full of Drama Magnets, such as you who are treating it like a Netflix subscription they forget to cancel, completely useless because you and others refuse to actually use it the right way. Look at you the rocket scientist quoting someone who you supposedly have on ignore.

Let me paint you a picture. We all know how this works: log in, hit the magic button, and voila! No more posts from the person driving you insane. It's idiot-proof. And yet people like you, instead of ignoring, you geniuses keep lurking without logging in so you can see every word. Then log back in and brace yourself, you actually reply, quote, and dissect the same posts you were supposedly trying to avoid.

It's like hiring a bodyguard to keep someone out, then inviting them over for drinks anyway. What's the point? What are we even doing here? You don't "ignore" someone by giving them more attention. That's not ignoring it's a masterclass in contradiction, and honestly, I would applaud the performance if it weren't so tragic.

So yeah, as you said "Administrator, great job with the ignore function. " But let's be real, the function isn't the issue, it's the idiot users like you. Admin gave them a Ferrari, and they are out here using it as a lawn ornament. Drama Magnets, the lot of you.

If you are going to ignore someone, IGNORE THEM. Log in, use the button, and stop responding like their posts are oxygen. Otherwise, just admit you are addicted to the chaos and move on. Let's not kid ourselves, alright you little drama magnet? Oh, by the way, kindly add me to your little imaginary ignore list. I would very much appreciate it.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Stykler;2977676]It's even better when people don't even quote the rodent. You would never hear or see anything from the narcissistic parasite at all.[/QUOTE]The Rants Section is lit! Blows being exchanged left and right for my comedic pleasure!

It's a good ole fashioned broo haa haaa in here.

Some Indian dude that thinks he's Mexican and big pimpin LOL. GTFOH.

A CumHandler who ironically can't stop talking about his genitals on an all men's forum who also conveniently lives in the ladyboy capital of the world. Connect the dots!

ET can't stop writing his dumb stories.

The list goes on.

You pathetic losers are awesome.

Thanks for the laughs!

OUT!

[QUOTE=Pimpampoumpipo;2977753]If it's so big suck it yourself. I already told you.[/QUOTE]Our boy Pimple Pee Pee is BACK. That is right, he has kicked open the doors of this forum like he's storming into a Hollywood power lunch, and you better believe he's bringing his Z game with him.

Cue the dramatic entrance: he's still sensitive, still scared of confrontation, and still spinning his little tales about Bangkok massage like it's the set of some tropical soap opera. But don't get it twisted. This guy is playing the role of victim like he's gunning for an Academy Award. "Oh no, I didn't start the drama," he cries, while leaving a trail of chaos so obvious it might as well be wearing neon lights.

You know who he reminds me of? Me. Except instead of a killer instinct and actual results, he's got excuses, half-baked lies, and the ability to vanish faster than my patience during a bad pitch meeting. "What happened to the altercation you caused, Pimple Pee Pee?" Oh, don't ask him that he is already in hiding, clutching his pearls and claiming he's a seasoned monger making rounds in the suk massage shops. Newsflash, buddy: We all know you're not and we all know you have more profiles than we can shake a stick at.

But hey, let's give credit where credit is due. The kid's got guts coming back here. Or maybe he's just too clueless to stay gone. Either way, he's here to stir the pot again, posting like he's some misunderstood genius, when in reality, he's just a scared little boy who can't face the music.

So buckle up, people, because Pimple Pee Pee's "comeback" is about as smooth as a third-rate acting crew trying to crash a Hollywood premiere. And like any good trainwreck, we can't look away.

Welcome back, Pimple Pee Pee. Don't forget to duck when the heat starts coming your way.

[QUOTE=Nyezhov;2977678]I am reminded of the fact that the Classical Greeks depicted their gods and heroes with small genitals, since large genitals were indicative of primitive, stupid animals.[/QUOTE]

"Wow, a deep dive into ancient Greek arts to take a shot at someone? Impressive. You've got the guy on 'ignore,' but here you are, front row with popcorn in hand. If irony were a currency, you would be on the Forbes' list by now. Let me know when you're done psychoanalyzing statues and ready to move on. This passive-aggressive Greek mythology class is fascinating, but we both know you're just dying to see what Sub says next. Stay petty, professor. " I think the "Fuck Off" nickname I gave you is not appropriate. I now dub thee " "Lord Try-Hardington".

[QUOTE=CaliGuy33;2977798]The Rants Section is lit! Blows being exchanged left and right for my comedic pleasure!

It's a good ole fashioned broo haa haaa in here.

Some Indian dude that thinks he's Mexican and big pimpin LOL. GTFOH.

A CumHandler who ironically can't stop talking about his genitals on an all men's forum who also conveniently lives in the ladyboy capital of the world. Connect the dots!

ET can't stop writing his dumb stories.

The list goes on.

You pathetic losers are awesome.

Thanks for the laughs!

OUT![/QUOTE]First off, you tragic waste of oxygen, the fact that you even felt the need to type out this diarrhea of a post shows just how desperate you are for attention. Are the little voices in your head not validating you enough, or did your mom finally stop liking your Facebook posts? Either way, this sad attempt at being relevant is about as effective as a screen door on a submarine.

And the material? Jesus Christ, I've seen better burns on a preschool playground. You've got the Indian dude you're so fixated on, who might be confused but at least has the something entertaining we all laugh at and make fun of, even if he's tripping over his own shoelaces. Then there's you—a sniveling nobody throwing rocks from your glass house of mediocrity. You're just as much of a loser as the guy you're mocking, except he's trying to be someone, even if it's a pathetic loser and you're sitting here proving to the world you're nobody. It's like watching two kids fight over a participation trophy, and spoiler alert: neither of you deserve it.

Then there's your little "CumHandler" jab. Seriously? That's your ace in the hole? You dug through the depths of your imagination and came up with a third-grade insult? Listen, you geriatric incel, if this is the best you've got, you might want to consider a refund on that brain you clearly leased from the Dollar Store.

Oh, and "ET can't stop writing his dumb stories"? You mean, the guy who's at least trying to contribute something to the other area of the forum, unlike you, who's here farting out weak-ass insults like a budget roast comedian at a retirement home? You're the punchline, buddy.

You're calling everyone here pathetic losers, but you're the one sitting in the corner of this forum, screaming for attention like a drunk guy at karaoke night who thinks he's killing it with "Sweet Caroline. " Newsflash, you're not killing it; you're embarrassing yourself.

So here's the deal: pack up your sad little routine, shove it where the sun doesn't shine, and go find another hobby. Maybe take up knitting—it's quiet, and you might finally create something that isn't a total embarrassment.

[QUOTE=Jarango;2976983]Your little boy shows some promising signs of greatness in his Writing Stupid Shit in Thailand course but he sometimes stoops to name calling and cliches, which is beneath him. When he reads out his work in front of the class, his cute turns of phrase are well received by the quieter and better behaved trolls, but he does himself no favours by occasionally resorting to hackneyed old tropes. Your little boy could have a great future in front of him, as a troll writer for Trump for example but he must really try harder to avoid the stale insults and use his mastery of English to its best advantage.

Although he is quite popular with the girls we pass on our Beach Road outings, puberty issues affect him and others badly. Although these issues should clear, along with their acne, when they begin to menstruate, your little boy should keep his eyes on the prize and not what is in other boys' panties.

Yoursw etc.

Ms Suzy Wong.

Class 3 B.[/QUOTE]Alright, listen up, Ms. Suzy Wong, or whatever bargain-bin persona you've decided to adopt today. Your little tirade reads like it was scribbled on the back of a napkin in a bar full of washed-up expats—cheap, lazy, and reeking of desperation.

Let's unpack your sad attempt at humor. "Writing Stupid Shit in Thailand course"? Really? That's your big opener? It's almost adorable how hard you're trying to be clever, but unfortunately for you, clever requires wit, and you're fresh out. What's next—jokes about flip-flops and Chang Beer? Your material is as tired as the karaoke playlists you cling to.

And let's talk about this weird fixation you have with puberty and Beach Road. Are you okay? Because the energy you're putting into projecting your bizarre fantasies is downright unsettling. Here's a thought: maybe take a break from obsessing over other people and focus on crawling out of whatever sad, dingy corner of existence you're currently holed up in.

Speaking of which, let me guess: you're one of those scum expats posted up in the Philippines, aren't you? Yeah, we know the type—sweating it out in some cheap dive bar with all the other rejects who couldn't hack it anywhere else. Don't get it twisted, Suzy: you're not some intellectual heavyweight calling shots from afar. You're just another washed-out has-been, clinging to a keyboard because the real world has no use for you.

So here's the deal: if you're going to come for me, bring something better than this Dollar Store insult reel. Right now, you're just embarrassing yourself, and frankly, I don't have the time to keep schooling you.

Now run along, champ. Your San Miguel is getting warm, and your karaoke slot is about to start.

[QUOTE=EverythingThai;2977820]"Wow, a deep dive into ancient Greek arts to take a shot at someone? Impressive. You've got the guy on 'ignore,' but here you are, front row with popcorn in hand. If irony were a currency, you would be on the Forbes' list by now. Let me know when you're done psychoanalyzing statues and ready to move on. This passive-aggressive Greek mythology class is fascinating, but we both know you're just dying to see what Sub says next. Stay petty, professor. " I think the "Fuck Off" nickname I gave you is not appropriate. I now dub thee " "Lord Try-Hardington".[/QUOTE]Keep sucking the big black dick you ignorant fucking twat.

CaliGuy99 are you so hard up and lame as to need to fly halfway around the world in order to pay to eat a girls pussy?

CaliGuy you do realize that if you search [B]LadyBoy[/B] and [U]Nyezhov[/U] you will find more references to them in his posts than anyone else's.

[QUOTE=Nyezhov;2977678]I am reminded of the fact that the Classical Greeks depicted their gods and heroes with small genitals, since large genitals were indicative of primitive, stupid animals.[/QUOTE]Reference to genitals brings no comments from the Farangs posting up in her with small ones.

[QUOTE=CaliGuy33;2977798]A CumHandler who ironically can't stop talking about his genitals on an all men's forum who also conveniently lives in the ladyboy capital of the world. Connect the dots![/QUOTE]Correction, I don't live here. I am posted up here. I split my time in multiple countries. Get you facts straight before you speak on me.

CaliGuy33, Can't you come up with original material. The complains about me writing about how I use my [B]Big Black Dick[/B] to give Thai Girls endless orgasoms have already been covered in the RANTS thread by your fellow fuck heads and visitors Paolo99, Nyezhov and Allover.

[QUOTE=Paolo99;2851819]Some guys over here think there is no such a thing like a regular girl in Pattaya. How do you even know she is a regular girl? She might even have a proper job in the day and be a hooker every nights.

We've all done some newbies errors when in Pattaya, the more you'll stay there, the more you'll learn.

[b]What is the reference to the color and size of your dick for? Nobody is interrested about that here, this is not a gay forum.[/b][/QUOTE]Palolo99 is such a dumb mother fuck that he does not realize that the Thai Girls are indeed interested in it here. I don't give a fuck if he is not. I'll write about my [B]Big Black Dick[/B] for as long I THE ADMINISTRATOR allows.

[B]CaliGuy33 last 8 of his 10 posts are here in the Rants thread[/B] Here is CaliGuy33 last post that was not a RANT:

[QUOTE=CaliGuy33;2969298]I and countless others have frequented the 6 hundreds of times and never once bought a drink. You can walk down the street, spot one you like, chat with her for a minute in front of the bar and go up for ST.

You insisting on guys buying drinks tells me you're affiliated with bars and have an angle you're taking here.

As your BFF says, "My Dick, My Money My Time. .[/QUOTE]EverythingThai says it better than I could:

[QUOTE=EverythingThai;2977831]First off, you tragic waste of oxygen, the fact that you even felt the need to type out this diarrhea of a post shows just how desperate you are for attention. Are the little voices in your head not validating you enough, or did your mom finally stop liking your Facebook posts? Either way, this sad attempt at being relevant is about as effective as a screen door on a submarine.

And the material? Jesus Christ, I've seen better burns on a preschool playground. You're just as much of a loser as the guy you're mocking, except he's trying to be someone, even if it's a pathetic loser and you're sitting here proving to the world you're nobody. It's like watching two kids fight over a participation trophy, and spoiler alert: neither of you deserve it.

You're calling everyone here pathetic losers, but you're the one sitting in the corner of this forum, screaming for attention like a drunk guy at karaoke night who thinks he's killing it with "Sweet Caroline. " Newsflash, you're not killing it; you're embarrassing yourself.

So here's the deal: pack up your sad little routine, shove it where the sun doesn't shine, and go find another hobby. Maybe take up knittingit's quiet, and you might finally create something that isn't a total embarrassment.[/QUOTE][B]Word![/B]

So today, for the first time ever, I out of boredom clicked on one of those windows advertising girls on the ISG landing page. All I can say is nothing beats FREE and LIVE cam shows. Cost nothing to watch or chat. Tipping is extra. My favorite girl is Taite Hambleton aka Mia, especially when she dons on her froggy hat. Lord Vishnu would approve. Can tell she uses a filter to make herself look really young, but ridiculously cute girl with a pair of awesome ullus.

These girls are making like $100-$500 for 15-30 minutes shows. Plus they have plenty of simps sending them gifts offline and private shows. Plus whatever money they make directing them to their OF accounts. One day they will legalize all this online stuff in Thailand and the prices on for Soi 6 will go up even higher. Watch and see. These girls have some serious game and hustle. I think I need to get about Indian buddies and we can chip in on buying 1 or 2 tokens and have a Poon Jabber watch party. Shukriya Shakira ISG!

"Confidence, bravery, and game will win over the Devil and money " - Jesus Christ said while being nailed to the cross.

What is High Season like in Pattaya this year?

Are the bars full of customers? Any of you guys actually go to Pattaya bars?

[QUOTE=SubCmdr;2977761][B]Here is what we know about him[/B]:

Three months of no posting on ISG and this is what you return with.

What happened? Did you get bored beating your dick in France?


Welcome Back!

[B]How you like me now?[/B][/QUOTE]Hi my Sobcmdr, how are you my love ?

II see that you have made new friends on Rants, you just can't help but piss people off.

During these 3 months I went to Australia, New Zealand, then spent the holidays in Paris and I just come back from Phuket and here I am back in Pattaya to break your balls.

I can't say that I really missed you but it happened to me to think of you.

How are you, big idiot ? I'm happy to have news of you. I hope you missed me.