Rants, Stupid Shit and Coronavirus in Thailand

[B]ROTFLMAO[/B]

No one in my entire life has ever [B]stepped to me and broken any body type[/B]. There have been those that tried. It did not work out well for them. Anyone who would like can send me a PM and if they are in Pattaya like they say they are they can give it a try. If they are just being keyboard warrior that does not actually provide any information on having sex with girls in Thailand, I have no use for them.

[B]This is the RANTS thread for all of Thailand[/B] Just because you are posting here does not mean you are in Pattaya. Post a trip report.

I don't piss anyone off. They get triggered by the fact that I have a [B]Big Black Dick[/B] and I am wiling to speak on how I use it to give Thai Girls endless orgasms while I deeply penetrate them. Having a small (insert color of your choice here) dick will do that to people who are not actually putting their dick in girls mouths, pussies and asses (no matter what the size and color it is). The chronic semen back up they are experiencing affects their ability to think and write clearly. So, they strike out. Often lying about things and imaging things that never happened. See the posts below:

[QUOTE=Pimpampoumpipo;2952776]You forget to say that you hid like a coward to not come to the 2 meetings in your bar. Two times ! You were afraid of having an explanation between men. Everyone saw it.

Sobcmdr the little boy who wants to pass himself off as a man.

[B]You have a big mouth and a tiny dick [/B].[/QUOTE][QUOTE=BananaBoi;2952800]If you want to meet up with someone coordinate a date time and place to meet up. I've met over 100 ISG members on here and never have I met up with someone in the style you try to meet people.

I'm not taking sides in this argument I'm just saying your style to meet people is incorrect.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Pimpampoumpipo;2952802]I told him of my presence several hours before in the bar whose address he had given me himself. It's the bar where he says he goes regularly. So I guess it's easy for him to go there and he knows the address. I went there 2 days in a row and I waited for him several hours each time. What can I do better ? Does he need an invitation card ?

He also told me he would send me his phone number so we could contact each other directly. He didn't.

All this can be verified in the message exchanges on ISG that everyone can still see. I encourage you to check.

Every time he brings back his big mouth I will remind him[/QUOTE]You asked people to look at the ISG record. It is posted right here. You NEVER contacted me directly. If you did, produce the PM that you sent to me.

[B]Oh that was nasty![/B]

[QUOTE=Nyezhov;2977871]Keep sucking the big black dick you ignorant fucking twat.[/QUOTE]He is just angry because he cannot eat the dog and the cat in his hometown of Springfield, Ohio now that the new President of the United States of America is in office. [B] Last time I heard of him he was protesting burning things on peoples lawns[/B]. It has been unusually cold in Thailand lately, have you needed your White Hoodie?

[QUOTE=Nyezhov;2976689][b]Back in the old days, SubCmdr ([i]see note 1[/i]) wouldn't have been allowed in, and when he finally was, he would pay more to the girls, if he could find one[/b]. Thats a change from the old days, although most decent looking girls nowadays avoid his type.[/QUOTE][B]Is this what I don't understand about the old days Explorer8939?[/B]

[QUOTE=Explorer8939;2976808]I was in Pattaya 20+ years ago. It was pretty much the same then, except for Soi 6. And there were less Indians.[/QUOTE]Is this the way it was here in Pattaya 20+ years ago. You are OG Vet. I would like to hear your input on the matter.

Allover you wrote the following:

[QUOTE=Allover;2976421][b]Since you just got off the plane (your words) you don't know about the past[/b]. I was there in the late 90's and mid 2000's and it was better and cheaper. There was far less emphasis on drinks and more on barfines and hooking up. Girls were pretty much all longtime unless you kicked them out. That model has changed and prices have increased. Girl prices, business class air ticket prices, and even the price of shoes have increased. Just like everything else. I understand these changes and I don't live in the past. I don't cry about changes because Thailand is still a great to visit with tons of options.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Nyezhov;2976689][b]Back in the old days, SubCmdr ([i]see note 1[/i]) wouldn't have been allowed in, and when he finally was, he would pay more to the girls, if he could find one.[/b][/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Allover;2976421]If these past references bother you just skip over the post. I suspect some people here have such a big ego they can't imagine Thailand being better without their saintly presence.[/QUOTE]Do you care to make a comment on Nyezhov description of the Glory Day since you are a OG Vet?

[QUOTE=Allover;2976421][b]SubCmdr I wish you could have experienced it[/b]; it was unbelievable. But I understand people occasionally making comparisons to the past because it was such a true paradise.[/QUOTE]Paradise eh? Below is what you would like me to experience?

[QUOTE=Nyezhov;2976689]Back in the old days, SubCmdr ([i]see note 1[/i]) wouldn't have been allowed in, and when he finally was, he would pay more to the girls, if he could find one.[/QUOTE]Does not sound like it would have been much of a Paradise for me, Allover. Your thoughts on this matter?

[B]Note 1[/B]: [I]Corrected my handle due to a spelling error[/I].

[QUOTE=MoonShot;2972027][b]At 1500 baht I am lucky to get a young attractive girl to accept ST[/b]. Most bar girls and Soi 6 girls now are expecting at least 1500 for short time. So I don't think they would be very excited about your offer. They can make more elsewhere but there might be older girls or less attractive girls interested. I agree that this is an offer that might have been attractive 10 years ago.[/QUOTE]I suppose it depends upon what you define as a young attractive girl. On the general scale lets start with the prices for a top tier Agogo on Walking Street. If there is a venue more expensive than this please let me know.

These venues are filled with the [I]knock kneed bimbos walking like hos[/I] that the tiny dicked farangs like. I guess the the Japanese and Koreans have even smaller dicks than tiny dicked farangs which is why:

[QUOTE=Allover;2953794]When Japanese and Korean guys are present, the rest of us have problems competing with them too.[/QUOTE]You see all this time I have been wrong. I thought it had do with money. No wonder I more trouble than the tiny dick farangs do competing. Thai Girls have fear of the [B]Big Black Dick![/B].

[QUOTE=Nyezhov;2977871]Keep sucking the big black dick you ignorant fucking twat.[/QUOTE]

Wow, congratulations, you've officially hit rock bottom in record time. That reply? It's the literary equivalent of a toddler throwing a tantrum in the middle of a Walmart. Big words for a small brain, but don't worry your insecurities are shining through loud and clear. You really thought a generic, low-effort insult was going to land? Spoiler alert: it didn't, just like your dreams didn't before you wound up in Cambodia, the last stop for broke expats and washed-up nobodies who couldn't hack it anywhere else.

Here's the deal, Lord Try-Hardington: you can keep embarrassing yourself, or you can go back to that sad little echo chamber you call a brain and try to come up with a coherent thought. Spoiler alert: it'll still suck, but hey, aim for progress, not perfection. Now do me a favor grab a mirror, take a long, hard look, and tell yourself, 'Today, I will do better. ' Spoiler: you won't. Now scuttle off, little man, because this is a league you'll never qualify for. ".

Ah, the self-proclaimed "Punjabi Prince," the gym-stalking, soft-serve-hoarding, KFC refill-siphoning virtuoso, gracing us with his literary diarrhea once again. Let's break this down because someone needs to give him the verbal spanking his parents clearly outsourced to karma.

First, his gym delusions.

He thinks the girls at the gym are staring at him? Hate to burst his bubble, As he is now dubbed Maharaja McClueless, the girls were probably looking around wondering where that strange smell was coming from or maybe they were just making sure he was not the type to follow them to their car. Confidence doesn't mean imagining he is the center of their universe it means not being a creepy side character in their story. Spoiler: he is not the hero.

On to KFC and ice cream.

He be bragging about stealing refills and having a soft-serve fetish? Wow, what a legacy to leave behind. Let me guess, he considers himself an alpha male, yet his greatest triumph was swindling Colonel Sanders for free Pepsi and drooling over 12 Baht cones. At this point, even Ronald McDonald would be shaking his head at his hustle. He needs to grow up, buy a full meal like a functioning adult, and leave his culinary kinks out of this forum.

Now, his masterpiece about cam girls.

Clicking on cam site ads "out of boredom"? That's code for "he is desperate and lonely. " But fine, let's dissect this. His "analysis" of the cam girl economy is the most misplaced sense of admiration I've seen since someone tried to frame Napoleon as a motivational speaker. Does he think Lord Vishnu approves? Guys, if Vishnu caught wind of his nonsense, he would reincarnate him as the toilet paper in a Pattaya ladyboy bar bathroom.

And his "froggy hat fetish"? Wow. That's where he decided to plant his flag? He is out here evaluating women's "awesome ullus" while organizing a "Poon Jabber watch party" with his equally delusional Indian buddies. Pro tip: women aren't impressed by guys pooling their satang for tokens to ogle them. He is not building camaraderie; he is creating a group chat no woman ever wants to find.

As for the Jesus Christ quote:

"Confidence, bravery, and game"? Jesus said that? In what alternate universe is he living? Because I would love to visit it sometime, if only to laugh hysterically before coming back to reality. Leave religion out of your cringe-fest, champ.

Final thoughts:

And let's not skip over his final, sad ambition: being a creepy old Indian guy dreaming of sharing a dorm room with students and hoping for free sex. He really thinks that is a plan? No female student or otherwise is dying to shack up with a guy whose primary flex is stealing soda and fantasizing about group chats called "Poon Jabber. " he is not some romantic rebel; he is an aging stereotype desperately clinging to bad internet takes and worse ideas.

Listen, "Prince. " You're not a suave hero, you're a walking meme of every stereotype that gives guys a bad name. Your entire existence reads like a rejected Bollywood script where the lead character gets written out in the first 10 minutes because the audience can't handle the cringe. Maybe take some time off from gym-stalking and cam-clicking to reflect on your life choices. Or better yet, just stay quiet and let the adults talk. Shukriya, Shakira, ISG!

Oh and one more thing, let me guess, next you are going to hit me with your tired, monthly "I'm not anonymous, and Facebook will lead me right to you" threat, sprinkled in with your hollow promise to tell some lady from over a year ago that I shared our story on ISG. And of course, your latest classic masterpiece—threatening to use my “photo” to make a fake Thai Friendly profile, so you can catfish ladyboys in Pattaya and stand them up, hoping they’ll hunt me down. Same tired playbook, same weak execution, and still no results. Honestly, you’re more obsessed with me than those cam girls you worship. Go ahead, Picasso, make your little fake profile. The only thing you’ll achieve is reminding the world that you’re the creepiest clown in this circus. Bring it on, Prince Pathetic—you’re all bark, no bite, and 100% cringe. Same recycled threats, different month, same predictable nonsense. Bring it on, pal. Call Zuckerberg, call the lady, call Lord Vishnu himself, HELL, call Froggy Hat Mia while you're at it.

[QUOTE=Explorer8939;2977986]What is High Season like in Pattaya this year?

Are the bars full of customers? Any of you guys actually go to Pattaya bars?[/QUOTE]Maybe we are the same as you and we don't go to bars. We invite them over to drink after their shifts. But wait, after their shifts they are all going home to their Thai boyfriends and Toms. So I guess I am out of luck LOL. Hate to say it, but I'm in BKK now and doing the Thai scene. I will be back in Pattaya soon and will have a big villa party for all the gents club girls so they can complain about their Thai boyfriends. Then I will get them all drunk, give them 2000 Baht each and then they will leave without fucking me because they will be too drunk. Ahhhhh. On second thought, I will just go to Heaven Above or Club Fate and do my thing. LOL.

Wait Im tired:

Deep sleep.

Then..

We were on a plane, her face lit with a fleeting smile that flickered like a candle in the wind. The streets of Brazil stretched endlessly, their colors too vivid, their sounds too sharp, as if the world was trying too hard to convince us it was real. We wandered through unfamiliar cities, her hand in mine, though it never felt entirely there. Nights passed in hazy fragments, filled with laughter that echoed strangely, like it didnt belong to us. But then came the tears, silent and unrelenting, pooling in her eyes as she stared at nothing. She began whispering a name I couldnt quite hear, and her presence started to fade, as if she were being pulled away by invisible strings. The next moment, I was at the airport, watching her walk toward the gate without looking back, her whispers now clearshe was going back to her husband in Thailand.

I woke up with a start, the weight of the dream lingering like a heavy fog, and the faintest trace of her voice still echoing in my mind.

I do hit the bars from time to time, not as much as I would like. I will try to go to more bars when I return from South America.

As for the bar girls complaining about their Thai boyfriends, that almost never happens, they don't like to talk about them. At least no with me. They do talk to the other ladies, and a bar girl will happily talk about another bar girl's boyfriend problem.

So, can anyone on the ground in Pattaya describe High season this year?

[QUOTE=EverythingThai;2978035]Wow, congratulations, you've officially hit rock bottom in record time. That reply? It's the literary equivalent of a toddler throwing a tantrum in the middle of a Walmart. Big words for a small brain, but don't worry your insecurities are shining through loud and clear. You really thought a generic, low-effort insult was going to land? Spoiler alert: it didn't, just like your dreams didn't before you wound up in Cambodia, the last stop for broke expats and washed-up nobodies who couldn't hack it anywhere else.

Here's the deal, Lord Try-Hardington: you can keep embarrassing yourself, or you can go back to that sad little echo chamber you call a brain and try to come up with a coherent thought. Spoiler alert: it'll still suck, but hey, aim for progress, not perfection. Now do me a favor grab a mirror, take a long, hard look, and tell yourself, 'Today, I will do better. ' Spoiler: you won't. Now scuttle off, little man, because this is a league you'll never qualify for. ".[/QUOTE]Your responses get stupider and more hysterical every time you're done with your big black dick sucking session. You and Ghetto Boy were made for each other, both have inflated Concepts of how smart you are.

[QUOTE=Nyezhov;2978105]Your responses get stupider and more hysterical every time you're done with your big black dick sucking session. You and Ghetto Boy were made for each other, both have inflated Concepts of how smart you are.[/QUOTE]"Oh, look, it's the reigning champ of projecting his insecurities! Big talk from someone whose entire personality screams 'keyboard warrior with a thesaurus. ' You've clearly got a PhD in playground insults and a minor in cringe-worthy comebacks. Inflated concept of intelligence? Coming from a guy who just cobbled together a roast that reads like it was written by a 12-year-old on Xbox Live? Please. Do us all a favor and take a sabbatical from being mediocre. The only thing inflated here is your fragile ego, and trust me, it's running on fumes. ".

Don't you know what is going on in the Rants section? Don't any of you know what time it is up in here?

The [B]Dozens[/B] is a game played between two contestants in which the participants [I]insult each other[/I] until one of them gives up.

[U]Education[/U]

[B]Dozens[/B]: [I]is almost exclusively played in front of an audience, who encourage the participants to reply with increasingly severe insults in order to heighten the tension and consequently make the contest more interesting to watch.[/I].

[B]Does the above remind you of anything?[/B]

[I]Comments in the game may focus on the opposite player's intelligence, appearance, competency, social status, and financial situation. Disparaging remarks about the other player's family members are common, especially regarding their mother.*Commentary is often related to sexual issues, and this version of the game is referred to as the [u]Dirty Dozens[/u][/I]

[B]Anything here sounding familiar?[/B]

[U]Now for the End Game[/U]

[I]According to sociologist Harry Lefever and journalist John Leland, the game is played almost entirely by African-Americans; other ethnic groups often fail to understand how to play the game and can take remarks in the Dozens seriously. [/I]

I am a Black American. Some of you need to look in the mirror and make a decision: [B]Am I going to man up? Or just continue to be girly man complaining like a *****? [/B]If you have decided to [B]man up[/B], reach down and see if you have a pair. If you do, bring your A game to the Rants thread. Cause it's going down for real up in dis *****!

One of my on line sparing partners says this:

[QUOTE=Allover;2975375]I don't take this stuff too seriously and, in fairness to Stub, I doubt Stub does either. I even will attempt to meet him on my next visit especially if my wingman doesn't make the trip. [/QUOTE]Allover gets it! Probably has some color in his family tree. Or grew up around color. I have extended a invitation to meet him via PM. I am certain because he understands [U]what time it is[/U] he will be cool as fuck in real life. I do not perceive anger at me from him in anyway shape or form. You know people, if you don't know then you need to ask somebody!

[B]Welcome to my hood![/B]

Put your post count up bitches! Now STFU!

[QUOTE][b]Two middle fingers up![/b][/QUOTE]

Where does our resident Karen "where is your report?" mall cop find the time? Writes a shit load of long ass essays on ISG. Argues with the Thai locals on Telegram Chat and Thai forums. Plays hide and seek with the LBs that he sends on wild goose chases off TF. Bold farang indeed. Even bolder that his profiles shows his IRL pic and he doesn't hide his hangouts. LOL.

Anyways, not sure why he has such a distaste for the Punjabi Big Brown Dick. We bros were the reason Thai girls were able to eat at the end of COVID. Indians are the most welcome tourist group behind the Chinese / Malays to come fuck the Thai girls. Maybe a fellow Poon Jabber mango lassi on his face. I dunno. I think this fellow brother has it spot on. One of these guys he is talking about.

[QUOTE=GoldenMax;2868866]I have gone Thailand twice and I am going 3rd time next month I have not seen any problems in getting gals in go go or anything like racism against indians I have visited a lot of go go in pattaya soi cowboy Bangkok and almost all in phuket I have no problems in any only money rules if you have money spend them or go go is not for you and the racism thing is circulated by white peoples who fears Indians that Bangkok is not affordable for them which was 15-20 years ago all tourist places plays Indian songs they want Indians not like foreigners who spend only in drinks.[/QUOTE]All I can say is when Colombus was sailing under the flag of Germany in search of the Indies because he knew we were the Master Race with our spices and ACTN3 genotype, our kind was well respected. May the many arms of Shiva windmill slap the racism out of the Boof and Boofies. Afterwards the ghost of all the cows he has eaten stampede his spirit like nightmares on Elm boulevard.

If you are brave enough, finish the 40 drinks story with a timeline date and year, so we all can see the FB pics for ourselves as per Mr. Zuckenberg. Happy Thanksgiving. Other than that, more of Taite Hambleton aka Mia and her froggy hat. LOL.

[QUOTE=EverythingThai;2978155]"Oh, look, it's the reigning champ of projecting his insecurities! Big talk from someone whose entire personality screams 'keyboard warrior with a thesaurus. ' You've clearly got a PhD in playground insults and a minor in cringe-worthy comebacks. Inflated concept of intelligence? Coming from a guy who just cobbled together a roast that reads like it was written by a 12-year-old on Xbox Live? Please. Do us all a favor and take a sabbatical from being mediocre. The only thing inflated here is your fragile ego, and trust me, it's running on fumes. ".[/QUOTE]Look at you just ranting away like mess boys little biatch LOL.

[QUOTE=SubCmdr;2978033] Thai Girls have fear of the [B]Big Black Dick![/B].[/QUOTE]Honestly, I wonder how they manage to put up with you.