Bangkok Reports

[QUOTE=Mogwai;2136561]I would take his stories with a big grain of salt. Since he was mocked at this board for bragging about his 'game' he's making up all kinds of weird stories.[/QUOTE]Yeah, but it seems too many guys believe his fantasy stories.

[QUOTE=Mogwai;2136561]I would take his stories with a big grain of salt. Since he was mocked at this board for bragging about his 'game' he's making up all kinds of weird stories.[/QUOTE]Yeah, I would too. He is a long way from becoming a believable contributor, in my book.

[QUOTE=Gannaton48;2136614]WHich jelly do you use? To cream directly on your dick? I ask because last time I was in BKK I used Cialis, worked quite well but could not sleep later on. This is aknown side-effect of Cialis (although I did'nt take really much). Maybe your jelly is my solution? Thanks for info and tell me where you buy it.[/QUOTE]They sell the stuff all over the place back here in the states, I buy the purple colored one. Girls say that it tastes great. Don't get the mixed variety, that's just nuts. I couldn't sleep either when I used the stuff, fuckin insects love the stuff as well. Things really get super-sized if you have any allergies as well. Now if you are into nuts, this is the way to go.

[QUOTE=Smoothy;2136538]I always wondered what the lady boys charged.[/QUOTE]Bingo! If he is picking up a "sexy girl" in front of Heidelberg, it can only be the Ladyboy who has been a fixture in that spot for years. And he isn't even a very good looking Ladyboy. But he does look "sexier" than any actual female I have seen standing outside or working inside that bar in the 5+ years I have lived in the area. And I walk past there almost every night. LOL. Grain of salt? I'd load up on a crate of Morton's.

These girls are the only ones Monkeypaw knows of that can make their pussies' squirt in Baccara. Both girls work downstairs. I've been with both and took #246 again last night. She is all of about 100 lbs with nicely shaped silicone boobs, long brunette hair, and a lovely face. She is always eager to please. Probably the best face in the whole club in my opinion. Normally she works at around 8:00 pm and is barfined by 10:00 pm. So you have to come early to grab her. Normally, she dances in the front of the stage, right as you walk in. Tonight was the same routine she is used to. I picked her up after the typical 2 drinks and the 600 barfine. We went to my hotel and she saw my bed was already lined a with large plastic cover cut from trash bags. After a shower where she performed a BBBJ on Monkeypaw Jr. , we finally made it to the bed. I broke out some anal beads, a fully charged rabbit vibrator, and some baby oil and got to work. About 15 minutes into the session, with the beads in her ass and the vibrator working it's magic with the rabbit ears bouncing on her clit, she began to cum and squirted enough juice to fill a 16 ounce bottle. Afterwards, she is really sensitive and that's when she prefers to be fucked. We did stranding up with her bent over the bed. She tried to crawl away because it was too intense. It wasn't long before I was ready to come. I pulled off the condom, gripped my dick, and pulled out the beads. I was then able to squirt a little in her open ass and the rest on her back. She bitches every time this happens, but she keeps wanting to come with me when I ask to barfine. Maybe she complains because she knows I'll tip her. Anyways, total damage for her was 3000 plus 200 tip and 50 baht for taxi back to Baccara.

#239 would have been my second choice that night, but she was sitting with a farang customer. She recently got a boob job to attract more Western customers. She told me that they like small girls with big boobs. Before, I remember her as having natural but very perky and firm boobs. I liked her better with natural boobs. She also weighs about 100 lbs as well and has a lovely face too. She dances in the front of the stage between the door and the men's bathroom. She comes in usually at 9:00 pm. Her squirting is more intermittent. You can be having sex with her and she starts gushing and stops. When she comes, she squirts a lot. She is also a multiple orgasmic type of girl. Monkeypaw two paws 🐾 up for these two chicas! Take care or them nicely and remember, to tip your friendly waitress.

[QUOTE=LewAshby;2136396]Haha thanks for That! There were a few times towards the end of my marathons I was just blowing dust!

Appreciate the share, I never thought in a million years one of those guys promising the world would actually come through. Hopefully some fellow punters will partake in the future and report more on it. Regardless, I have the business card locked and loaded for my trip this fall.[/QUOTE]I had originally posted a couple of more pics that shows the front of the club along with the access card for the tuk tuk drivers to recognize. However Admin edited my original post without them included. Perhaps, Admin doesn't want stuff like that out in the open to just any members. I may have to screen to see who I can send this to. Or maybe I will just delegate another trusted member to do so.

[QUOTE=Paolo99;2136599] Be aware that you will probably have some of the worst headache of your life when using it.[/QUOTE]Not everyone is affected by the same side effects.

[QUOTE=LewAshby;2136399]Slow clap. Bravo MonkeyPaw, bravo! I am giving myself the goal of trying to learn Thai over the next 6 months for that very reason, although I'd probably end up being turned off after hearing what they are saying. I did pickup on being called "ting tong" a few times last trip. I like how you played the naive idiot card and played their game to your benefit. VeeVee is definitrly waiting / patrolling for you!

Cheers and thanks for the great reports.

HBK Lew.[/QUOTE]Next time you talk with a Thai girl. Tell her "[blue][Non-English text deleted by Admin][/blue]" and point to her lips. Watch the expression on her face.

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[QUOTE=MonkeyPaw;2136716]I had originally posted a couple of more pics that shows the front of the club along with the access card for the tuk tuk drivers to recognize. However Admin edited my original post without them included. Perhaps, Admin doesn't want stuff like that out in the open to just any members. I may have to screen to see who I can send this to. Or maybe I will just delegate another trusted memeber to do so.[/QUOTE][BLUE]Or you fucked up when you posted it because nothing you're describing is against the rules.

If you want to mail it to me I'll look at it and let you know

usasgforummoderator@gmail.com

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1. It is highly un-realistic to expect 2 hour short times from 1st session agoggo girls. 20 minutes- one hour is the norm. Regulars the sky is the limit.

2. Sharks lineup is always the same same- one or 2 avg lookers.

3. IS CH charging the 100 baht entrance fee? I think its a scheme thought up by the door men. LOL. The figure what's the big deal. Tourists will pay it happily.

4. Lollipops really do have about 4 above avg lookers with real tits. Surprising since they are such a small club.

5. That club next to Rainbow 4. How do they stay in business? Their girls more ISSARN types. Don't look too friendly. Very few customers.

[QUOTE=Breadman;2136007]Pattaya's gogo quality is pretty high, I'd rank it a bit above Bangkok's scene myself. I do tend to find brand new girls to the scene more so in Pattaya than in Bangkok.[/QUOTE]I was surprised but right now right here Pattaya agogos are filled with really really pretty girls.

[QUOTE=EihTooms;2136688]Grain of salt? I'd load up on a crate of Morton's.[/QUOTE]Clearly the nonsense posts have been gaining momentum. Sad state of affairs that.

Short term solution: while it is an admittedly imperfect workaround, the [I]ignore[/I] function is your friend.

Long term consequence: it erodes the level of legitimate contributor interest, which leads to decreased actionable intel.

SL.

[QUOTE=Sunlover2;2136792]
Short term solution: while it is an admittedly imperfect workaround, the [I]ignore[/I] function is your friend.
[/QUOTE]Yes, ignore function is helpful, but too many guys quoted his post and celebrate his fantasy stories.

[QUOTE=Paolo99;2136598]In my experience that happened only very few times that Thais started saying things about me and I've never met any girl talking like they did in that story (when they really want to do it, they do it in Essaan language, not in Thai) , most of the time there is nothing interesting to hear from them when they talk together. If it's the only reason you want to learn Thai, it's not worth the effort and the time spent.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the insight Paolo! That was a slight part of the motivation, but the majority revolves around the fact that I'd like to make the LOS my retirement sanctuary for 3-4 months when I retire in 20 -30 years. Also, I am a fan of the girls new to the scene, and noticed that they are typically quite limited with English (to be expected). I figured if I could add to my repertoire in terms of rapport building ability that it would only the cause!

Cheers,

HBK Lew.

[QUOTE=Sunlover2;2136792]Clearly the nonsense posts have been gaining momentum. Sad state of affairs that.

Short term solution: while it is an admittedly imperfect workaround, the [I]ignore[/I] function is your friend.

Long term consequence: it erodes the level of legitimate contributor interest, which leads to decreased actionable intel.

SL.[/QUOTE]I don't put anyone on Ignore. But I do only see his posts through quotes of others because he is apparently so emotionally fragile and incapable of supporting a position beyond his fantasy, either he or someone else has hidden his original posts from some of us. LOL.

I generally agree with the concept of ignoring his posts. And if they are only him rhapsdizing about his epic sexual adventures, we should. But we also should also challenge any poster who asserts something that just doesn't jibe with easily observable reality. Because not to do so misleads other, less experienced or informed, readers.

It isn't helpful to ignore and not respond to absolutely everything a troll posts.