Crazy House, Crazy Cats and the fix last night
Stopped in Crazy House on Soi 23 about 10:30 PM last night. Haven't been there in a few weeks. I had heard there was an occasional 100 baht entrance fee being charged here and saw a group of Caucasian guys with a couple of Caucasian girls standing at the doorway interacting with the door man so thought that was happening. But I saw no money exchanged before they went in so that wasn't it. No charge for me either. Line up was just ok, helped as usual by the fact that the girls were fully naked. The place was about half full and there were many more Caucasian ladies in there with their men than I have seen before. At one point they dimmed the lights and started the ugly girl pussy show. Maybe that is why men are bringing their regular dates and girlfriends there; to see this special show where certain girls pull stuff out of their pussies and shoot darts out of them to pop overhead balloons.
I would have thought the whole reason to have those shows is to sell more drinks and discourage barfining, a trend I had always felt Crazy House was heading for; I can't think of many things more likely to turn me off and change my mind about having sex with anyone in a bar and need a drink badly than to watch those fat and weird looking girls pull junk out of their pussies and shoot darts up into the air with them. However, the strange thing this night was I was able to sit in a stool against the wall near the main stage with server after server passing me by and not be asked to buy a drink for about a half hour before the show began. The only reason I had to buy a drink was a young dancer with a better than most body approached me, began rubbing her body between my legs and I decided to keep her a bit and maybe buy her a Lady Drink. It even took her two requests to get a server to take our order. Weird. Of course, this being Crazy House, I specified that I would be happy to buy her ONE Lady Drink for now, not two as in the ol' non-existent "Tequila and Coke" cocktail scam that is actually a two drink order this place loves to pull.
She was very lovey-dovey and kissy with me. Her lips and tongue felt great. Then she asked if I wanted to take her for Short Time. I said maybe. She asked what I wanted to do tonight. Good question, I thought, so I told her. But it was "No" to finishing a BJ like a BJ (orally) instead of as a HJ and "No" to BBFS. And that was fine, always up to the girl, but I'll pass. She then launched into a more in depth explanation about why she said "No" to both, citing the topics of death, disease, destruction of humanity, etc. I gently stopped her and said she didn't have to give me a reason for saying "No" to me for anything, I love her anyway. She shut up then. It was nice of her to tell me the truth rather than lie about finishing the BJ properly as many do. However, it did take more than a couple of passes by the concept of "IN the mouth", not "NEXT to the mouth" to get the truth out of her. I did tip her 100 baht for her time and attention to me rather than buy her a second Lady Drink earlier. Again, that was her choice.
I moved on down Soi Cowboy and the non-barfinable Coyote scammers were in full force. Actually, they behaved more desperate than usual to drag me into their scammer bar to buy them a Lady Drink with no chance whatever of having sex with them last night. Not surprising since there seemed to be so few tourists walking the soi. One non pantyhose wearing girl tried to drag me into Midnight, assured me she wasn't a Coyote and that she would go barfine with me and I was kind of tempted to go in with her. But not enough to bother.
Stopped in to Crazy Cats bar for the first time. Very small bar inside but seemed to have a lot of dancers onstage and girls sitting around outside. And there were also many more drinking customers inside than I would have predicted. After I ordered my drink I noticed that virtually every girl in the place was wearing pantyhose, in my opinion about a 90% certain sign the girl does not do barfine take-out with customers. Sure enough, one of the girls made a beeline for me, plopped herself down next to me, began rubbing my leg and, after asking her three times if she is available for barfine and going for ST with a customer, she finally admitted that "No", she does not. I asked if that was true of all the girls wearing pantyhose in this bar and she just smiled and said she had to go outside for now. LOL.
As soon as she left my side a male server stopped by to see if I wanted to buy any of the ladies onstage a Lady Drink. So I asked him why they all wear pantyhose and do any of the girls here go barfine. He acted like he'd never heard the word "barfine" before, didn't have a clue what I was talking about. Lolol. Ok, I'm out of here. Paid up and left.
On the way out, I checked my Line account and there was a message from a lovely, slender, beautifully well-proportioned and sweet faced 29 year old ex go-go bar dancer freelancer I have now seen two other times but hadn't seen for a while, asking if she could meet me at my apartment tonight. Yes. I met her in front of my building about 15 minutes later and had a fantastic, fully genuine and REAL GFE in every oral and penile-vaginal way I wanted and with the exact right attitude for the next 2 hours or so and I rewarded her with the usual 1,500 baht I'd paid her before with an additional 40 baht for taxi. She could not have been more grateful and loving in my room and on the way out.
Mongering in Bangkok along Phrong Phrong.
Hi,
Can any body suggest some MSG parlours, in these area, which specialises in anal, etc. Are two shots standard or only one.
Will be trying to hit at least 2 msg parlors.