Taipei

[QUOTE=TJ222; 1277544]Near the Landis. Just like the other's said. 1500 for the oil massage. 1000 tip.

Started out with those damn paper undies, but I complained about them being tight (truth) and they were off about 3 minutes in.

Then she proceeded just as other said. Pretty simple and hassle free.[/QUOTE]Hi Tijuana,

Thanks for the update. Would you please clarify, the extra service offered was Full service or just HJ / BJ.

HB

What is the easier way to take public ground transport from Taipei International Airport to downtown?

I understand there are buses or vans from the airport to downtown.

Please advise.

[QUOTE=Bigbob1234;1278428]Went to hit up caesars this afternoon, just my luck that LE happened to be doing a "routine checkup" of the place. I had just gotten out of the shower / suana area and walked to the lounge where a whole shitton of LE were taking people's I'd#s and whatnot. They asked to see my I'd / passport, which I wasnt carrying, so I gave them my I'd# instead, which one of the LE input into his handheld device, but he seemed confused at what showed up, so I don't think they came up with anything (for my case at least). I saw a couple of LE go upstairs to examine, but I don't know if they entered the secret area where all the action happens. Eventually though, customers started coming down from upstairs, so it seems the establishment gave the OK for customers to leave. Inspection took more than an hour, and I got tired of waiting so I decided to leave blueballed and go back another day. By then the LE had already left the lounge area, but they were all grouped around the elevators & entrance, probably to interrogate or inspect any new customers that came up. I have no idea how long they stayed there though. Checked out at the counter where I still had to pay a bill of 600 NTD! Which I guess is the price of using the sauna facilities. Though I should probably count myself lucky that I wasnt actually upstairs in the middle action when LE hit.[/QUOTE]LE all know the deal, they do routine checkups just to keep the authorities happy. I have been there when they had "fire safety" checks and everyone is milling around. About half an hour later the mamasan comes down and its business as usual. Ever notice the red light above the door of the massage rooms? I think its an alarm in case they really are raided.

But yes 600 is the price if you are just washing up without "extras". Still I can imagine its a bit nerve racking when there are lots of LE around when you are in a bathrobe.

[QUOTE=LukeSkywalker; 1278536]What is the easier way to take public ground transport from Taipei International Airport to downtown?

I understand there are buses or vans from the airport to downtown.

Please advise.[/QUOTE]Express bus to Songshan Airport for NT$150, under 1 hour ride. When you exit terminal, look for bus signs. They will have map and routing if case you want to stop somewhere else in town.

[QUOTE=BentBanana; 1278333]Dammit Freebie, after reading your weekend exploit in Manila you've escalated my insecurity to a whole new level. Good job though. Ha ha.

Oh yea, while on the subject of those Filipino girls, really only 38kgs? Are they super short / slim / petite? I've never really encountered anyone that small that wasn't below the age of 16. Just seems kinda unhealthy.[/QUOTE]First time I ever encountered a 38kg lady we went to a motel with mirror on the ceiling. Kind of freaked me out a bit as she looked so small compared to me. Now as you have seen from my report there 2. But no mirror on my ceiling. One has a waist thats less than 20 inches but looks fabulous. She had no problems accommodating me. The other one, whos actually had two kids, but not a stretch mark in sight, was seriously trying hard to take me in but couldn't really do it. Both were about 5ft, maybe ft 1, very slim as you would expect. And so cute. Eay to put in any postion that you can think of. LOL

[QUOTE=Traveler1234;1278724]Express bus to Songshan Airport for NT$150, under 1 hour ride. When you exit terminal, look for bus signs. They will have map and routing if case you want to stop somewhere else in town.[/QUOTE]Found the info in this site: [url]http://www.toandfromtheairport.com/taipei.html[/url]

These are buses from the airport into downtown:

[url]www.kingbus.com.tw.[/url]

Route 61: Route: Taoyuan Intl Airport (both terminals). School for the hearing impaired. JiouYuan St. YuanShan MRT station. ZhongShan Road. Fortuna Hotel. The Ambassador Hotel. BeiPing West Road. Taipei main Train station. Zhong-Xigo Road. Sanchong. Chongyung. Taoyuan Intl Airport. Buses leave the airport every 15 mins 0540-0050. Buses leave Taipei train station every 15 mins 0500-2330. Travel Time: 40-50 mins. Cost: One way TWD 125. Contact: Tel 0800 010138 or 03 383 4004.

[url]http://www.airbus.com.tw/[/url]

East Line / Route 31: Route: Taoyuan Intl Airport (both terminals). Miramar. Hsingtien Temple. MRT NanKing E st. MRT Zhong-Xiao Fu Xing St. Howard Plaza. Far Eastern Plaza. Grand Hyatt Taipei Hotel. Taipei 101. World Trade Center. Return to Airport. Timings: Buses leave the airport every 20-30 mins 0600-0110. Buses leave the Grand Hyatt Hotel in the city every 20-30 mins 0440-2300. Cost: Adult one way TWD 145, Child TWD 70. Travel Time: Trip takes 30-45 mins.

[QUOTE=Ragnarok42; 1278719]LE all know the deal, they do routine checkups just to keep the authorities happy. I have been there when they had "fire safety" checks and everyone is milling around. About half an hour later the mamasan comes down and its business as usual. Ever notice the red light above the door of the massage rooms? I think its an alarm in case they really are raided.

But yes 600 is the price if you are just washing up without "extras". Still I can imagine its a bit nerve racking when there are lots of LE around when you are in a bathrobe.[/QUOTE]Used to frequent a small hotel in Hongqiao in Shanghai when I lived there. Hotel had a legit looking spa / massage area but at the back, if you selected the right girl, she would give you a real nice oily massage then the rest.

Well we had done the oily bit and were about to get to the Main Course when the light flashes in the room were in and some shouts ensued.

Girl pulls a cord in ceiling, and trapdoor with ladder appears. She gestures me to get up the ladder, she follows with my clothes. Ladder retracts into room and trapdoor closes. So there I am in some dark claustrophic room, covered in oil, and lots of shouting in the room below. After 15 mins shouts die down and we descend. The guys from the counter tell me no more massage today, so I'm left to put on my clothes, despite my highly oiled body and leave. Frustrating!

The bros here in the forum really meant it what they said RTFF as I didn't get a *single* pm in response to my last min SOS. At any rate, took my free time to search around the webatother Chinese forums, most of the pictures were too good to be true, so I didn't venture. At last, had dinner at a Japanese restaurant specialized in seafood broth on a street (sorry really bad with name, especially in traditional Chinese) close to Hyatt by 101, as we were walking out, we saw row of models 1 after another walking into this unnamed bar (no sign) , next to it, just a stand for valet parking. Seasoned bros from the forum would know this place, asked 1 of my colleagues to see if he knew what's going on, he said it just like KTV, but the alcohol there are very expensive 6000NTD a bottle, and they have the tendency to overcharge (e. G. Extra fee here and there). But the chicks there were just beautiful, at least 8 and above. We stood there like a bunch of perverts pretending to have a long cigarette break until the pageant thinned out. Well that got the conversation started, I was told about all these different set up, lifu (robe, or formal dress) , jifu (uniform, costume) , by the hour, expectation of service, etc. 1 thing led to another, he suggested we tried the jifu type, and took us to an all-you-can-drink by the hour joint. We were shown 4 line ups of cuties in bunny strapless top, black min skirt, some looked jaded, some looked like they just saw Jay Chou, beaming a huge smile, some with crooked teeth like those Japanese teenies, fulfilled all sort of fetishes on my list.

After we got our pick, started out pretty mild, a bit of touching on the thighs, feeling up their bookoza, no problem, feeling up the behind to find that they were all wearing thongs, ouch! After a few drinks, dice games, the gang started to get wild, in the 2nd hour, the party was ON, pieces of garments were all over the room, and more booze & games, as we headed toward the 3rd hour, more physical activities ensured, let's just say we left the place SPENT. Before we left we talked to the manager about the different options, and was told that all these are very underground, and they were not the only 1 in business. I have to say that there are so many p4p to be had in taipei, different classes, from mainland, local, malay, etc. Wish I had known sooner, too bad didn't get a chance to stay a few more days to explore and report.

O, the place we went to it's on jinzhoujie. Just saved the street name on the phone, didn't want to bring home any evident that might raise suspicions.

Other brothers, please continue to share your experience and contacts to share the fun with other traveling mongers like me.

Cheers!

Staid

[QUOTE=HB123; 1278515]Hi Tijuana,

Thanks for the update. Would you please clarify, the extra service offered was Full service or just HJ / BJ.

HB[/QUOTE]Just an HJ. Others have said they were more adventuress with their hands, and the women didn't mind, but I was not so aggressive as I was about as tired as could be.

[QUOTE=FreebieFan; 1278817]Used to frequent a small hotel in Hongqiao in Shanghai when I lived there. Hotel had a legit looking spa / massage area but at the back, if you selected the right girl, she would give you a real nice oily massage then the rest.

Well we had done the oily bit and were about to get to the Main Course when the light flashes in the room were in and some shouts ensued.

Girl pulls a cord in ceiling, and trapdoor with ladder appears. She gestures me to get up the ladder, she follows with my clothes. Ladder retracts into room and trapdoor closes. So there I am in some dark claustrophic room, covered in oil, and lots of shouting in the room below. After 15 mins shouts die down and we descend. The guys from the counter tell me no more massage today, so I'm left to put on my clothes, despite my highly oiled body and leave. Frustrating![/QUOTE]Mission Impossible for Freebie! LOL

[QUOTE=BentBanana;1279171]Mission Impossible for Freebie! LOL[/QUOTE]More like "Diary of Ann Frank" except with an oily ending.

[quote=ragnarok42;1279211]more like "diary of ann frank" except with an oily ending.[/quote]became more like the diary of adrian mole (a kid in england who always got into scrapes) when i got home and wife says " hmm. why is your shirt all wet ". damn that oil

[QUOTE=TJ222;1278916]Just an HJ. Others have said they were more adventuress with their hands, and the women didn't mind, but I was not so aggressive as I was about as tired as could be.[/QUOTE]Thanks Tijuana. Sorry for the name confusion.

HB

This joint looks like fun.

What are the costs for a couple hours of fun with these girls?

Any way you can give directions how to find similar joints?

[QUOTE=Staid Lo; 1278891]Before we left we talked to the manager about the different options, and was told that all these are very underground, and they were not the only 1 in business. I have to say that there are so many p4p to be had in taipei, different classes, from mainland, local, malay, etc. Wish I had known sooner, too bad didn't get a chance to stay a few more days to explore and report.

O, the place we went to it's on jinzhoujie. Just saved the street name on the phone, didn't want to bring home any evident that might raise suspicions.

Other brothers, please continue to share your experience and contacts to share the fun with other traveling mongers like me.

Cheers!

Staid[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Staid Lo; 1278891]The bros here in the forum really meant it what they said RTFF as I didn't get a *single* pm in response to my last min SOS. At any rate, took my free time to search around the webatother Chinese forums, most of the pictures were too good to be true, so I didn't venture. At last, had dinner at a Japanese restaurant specialized in seafood broth on a street (sorry really bad with name, especially in traditional Chinese) close to Hyatt by 101...[/QUOTE]Isn't Jinzhou Jie pretty far from Taipei 101 and the Hyatt hotel? It's on the orange line for the MRT where as Taipei 101 is close to the Blue line