An offer you can't refuse
[QUOTE=Vito Corleone] I tried 2 new girls & both were bad sessions. I forgot their names, but both were super hot babes with smokin bods. Hungarian & Romanian. They mentioned the typical 50E suck & fuck only & etc. I knew the sessions were going to be crap, but I just had to do the good old in & out. Both stopped @ 20 minutes & told me I had to pay more to continue or CIM. I told both I would CIM. @ 28 minutes I jumped out of bed, grabbed my robe & out of the room. Both demanded 100E because they had to work hard, but I stood my ground. [b]I ended up getting a really good 8 minute bj from both[/b].[/QUOTE]
PRICELESS!!
Fellas, the Don has spoken. Make em an offer dey can't refuse, stuff em with your salami, make em work really hard to get de bucks, den put a horse's head in de bed!
This is one of the funniest things that I have ever read on this board. Should be written up in the "[i]How to F*ck Scammers[/i]" guide book. LOL
FKK Palace trip report day 1
Links to the other days of the trip:
Golden Time [post]880160[/post]
World [post]880161[/post]
Oase [post]880162[/post]
Oase [post]880163[/post]
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***SUMMARY ***
*****DAY 1*****
*****FKK PALACE*****
Arrived 22:30
Departed 04:25
Hours in the club: 6 hours
Entritt: €75
*Ruby (Hungary) brunette €50
BBBJ, Multiple sex positions: RCG, Missionary and doggie sex, session finished on my election.
*Denisa (Romania) blonde €50
Denisa provides BBBJ for 10 minutes only then she gives up. Session finished on Denisa’s election.
Highlight: Doing a Kino session that included sex as I do not do it often. I mainly just go for the blasen start in the Kino.
Total spend in the club: €175 over 6 hours.
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**GETTING TO FKK PALACE**
My flight with Lufthansa was scheduled to arrive 21:30 into Frankfurt am Main Terminal 1, but arrived at 21:20. By 21:25, I was through immigration control and pass customs security quickly as the queues were short at this hour and without any mishaps. My flight cost €131.77 return and was booked in December 2008.
I took two tranches of cash from the Deutsche bank ATM to add to my starting stake bought across from the Isles. We do not want Marlow having a go that Timmy Tourist foreigner going to the clubs short of cash and trying it on with the girls so as not to pay them. You will not find that happening with this Timmy Tourist.
I headed to the Bahnhof and was on the platform 1 by 21:38. The first S8 train into Frankfurt am Main that was scheduled was 10 minutes away so I took my time to buy a ticket to Frankurt centre for €3.70 one way. After waiting 9 minutes it was flashed on the count down screen that the S8 was cancelled and we had to wait for the next S8 which would be another 10 minutes later. My plans are shaken by this unexpected delay in the train schedule because of a cancellation. I continued to wait. The platform 1 got quite crowded as more travelers and Frankfurt airport workers finishing work and wanting to go home continued to congregate on the platform awaiting the next train.
Finally at 21:58 the S8 arrived and I took the 16 minute ride into Hauptwache arriving at 22:14. I then changed for the U6 to Praunheim Heerstrasse going for 6 stops until Industriehof in Hausen. Getting off the platform in the direction of the U6 train, I crossed the tracks and crossed the road towards the head high copper coloured wall and walked northwards until you come to the gap in the copper coloured wall. You turn into the gap in the wall and walk straight ahead pass the roundabout and keep on going towards the Flemings Hotel (look for the blue neon sign). Palace is the industrial looking building before the Flemings Hotel. You walk into the car park of Königsbergerstrasse 23 and go up the small flight of stairs to the Palace entrance hall and walk inside.
I arrived at FKK Palace at 22:30. I went through the entrance hall to the black Iron Gate and looked forlornly at the reception to be buzzed into the reception area by the Thekefrau. I paid the blond Thekefrau over my €75 entrance fee and told her my shoe size which would dictate the locker that I would receive as your rubber/plastic slippers would be inside the locker. The Thekefrau put a red “I have paid” tag around my left wrist and handed me a locker key that opens your clothes locker and your valuables locker which is attached to a yellow plastic wrist band.
I said that I had been to Palace before so the Thekefrau left me to collect my own brown coloured robe and brown towels and to put my valuables like wallet and handy in the valuables locker opposite the lobby bar area. I saw that the other Thekefrau was giving a new customer a tour and run down on the facilities. It was then off to the men’s lockers to undress, shower and to put on my robe uniform.
*** FKK PALACE DETAILS ***
FKK Palace, Frankfurt-Hausen
Königsbergerstrasse. 23, 60487 Frankfurt / M - Hausen (City)
Eintritt: 75 €
30 min: 50 €
60 min: 100 €
Extras: FT/CIM 50 €; COB 50€, Anal 100€
Open: 10-04
[url]http://www.fkk-palace.de/[/url]
Mondays – girls wear socks or stockings
Wednesdays –dessous tag where girls wear bikinis or lingerie
Breakfast: 10am to 4pm
Cake: 3 pm to 6pm
Dinner: 7pm until late with refilling throughout
***INITIAL PALACE IMPRESSIONS***
I was at Palace this evening to meet up with Vito Corleone to pay my respects and to seek his favour with an issue. I thank you Vito Corleone for granting me that favour. So I was in Palace on a mission but also there was the little matter of banging pretty birds.
At 22:40 when I entered the main lounge it felt like more girls than guys. There were many girls and few hungry bears. The ratio when I entered the main contact room was maybe 2 daughters of Palace for every hungry bear. There were Palace daughters running around all over the place hunting for bear scalps. The bears were hiding in their caves slumbering as if in hibernation on their couches, sofas and stools or feeding themselves at the buffet table to fatten themselves before the winter.
The daughters of Palace were in various states of dress or undress. This is meant to be a FKK but there were daughters of Palace dressed up as if they were to go to a showy nightclub such was the extensive state of clothing. Full cover nighties, shoulder covering wraps, full corsets, around the body wraps were all evident. Only a few daughters of Oase were in the correct state of undress but even then wore some sort of belt or waist wrap. I understand that the Palace concept is that some clothing is worn as it is meant to make the girls look sexy. I just have a preference for naked girls so it is a case of what you see is what you get (WYSIWYG).
The facilities were in good order with sauna, steam room, pay for use sun bed, plenty of towels (as compared to Oase which always seems to run out of towels) and there were two masseurs on duty where one was a very petite lady called Bee from Thailand. The pool does not have a whirl and there was a sign that one must keep to the sides lest they crack the plastic cover in the middle where the fountain used to be. The reading/relax area was nice and there was soft porn on the television screen there.
Usually I partake of the facilities and do the FKK absolutions routine but this time I stayed away for some reason. Maybe it was just so late and I had a shorter span of time to do the service justice.
Right now there was a newly arrived hungry bear in Palace looking for a daughter of Palace to sate his lust.
***GIRLS ROOMED WITH***
***Ruby (Hungary)***
I was lying in the Kino minding my own business watching the movie when Ruby (Hungary) came up to me on the top mattress. Ruby is a slim brunette, small breasted and a toned body. She took her time getting me warmed up and marketing her various attributes, running her hands over my chest and tantalizing my nipples and then holding my Schwanz and Eier for any signs of life. Ruby kept at it and I kept trying to refuse. In the end I just caved with the constant attention to session from her and did her in the kino. Ruby does not have the look I like but she seemed friendly enough and I knew that I had to broaden my tastes or find myself lacking when I eventually visit Bernds.
Ruby and I began with a quick fondle, there was no kissing. Ruby then dropped to her hands and knees and proceeded to perform a BBBJ that got me close to completion as I had not had the pleasure of the palm for 5 days prior. I knew I was not going to last long and I would dump a load in her mouth. Then all of a sudden Ruby stopped to pick up her towel from across the way. This break in proceedings gave me time for my Schwanz to receive some respite.
Ruby returned to me to give a few more seconds of BBBJ then she produced a condom and slid the plastic onto me. Ruby assumed the reverse cowgirl position (RCG) and climbed onto my Schwanz as I lay prone facing the movie screen. Ruby did a competent fuck but it did not get me very far. So I took over the fucking as she held still in the RCG position.
I had to change as I was not getting there so I asked Ruby to assume the missionary position and I got on top of her and began humping away. This was okay, but Ruby did not kiss and it was pretty mechanical.
Now one thing in Ruby’s favour is that she is slim, petite and had a nice arse. I then opted for doggie style and we changed position so that she and I faced towards the Kino doorway as we knelt together on the top mattress in the Kino. I entered Ruby again holding her arse cheeks and hips and I proceeded to fuck Ruby trying to get my rocks off.
Somehow half way through the session I knew that I was not going to finish but kept going to see if I could eventually get there. The reason is that in other sessions I have managed to overcome that thought by sheer perseverance.
In all this time in the Kino I had not looked out across the room concentrating on Ruby and having my first session of the trip. In doggie style with my head now held up I had the opportunity to look out across the Kino and saw that there was a cohort of Italiani laughing and giggling like teenagers watching me fuck Ruby as well as a trio of Deutsch looking somberly at my performance probably marking me out of 10 and a troupe of Japanese looking bewildered at someone brazenly baring his arse to the world whilst fucking in the Kino. Yes, there was a bit of stage fright involved but until then I was doing fine.
After a minute I knew I was not going to finish as the sensation was lost at the BBBJ stage and so I stopped and feigned being tired. Ruby said no problem; we can continue in the room and wanted me to leave with her. One part of me thought – that is so nice she wants to continue then another part of me wondered whether she was going for the extra time and was going to hit me for 1 hour at €100 even though we were only at the 10 minute stage by now. On balance I knew that with the visuals not being right that it would be a supreme effort. I am one of those men that fuck with their eyes. The visuals help create the fantasy in the mind and as a lot of the sex is in the mind I need that to get me there.
I used the "stage fright" excuse with ruby to stop the session. Ruby then said that stage fright was more of a reason to continue the session in the room. In the end I declined to go to the room as offered by Ruby.
We cleaned up and picked up our respective belongings and headed out of the Kino to the valuables lockers for me to pass Ruby a €50 note for her services. I then went to the men’s lockers to shower and freshen up.
What really killed the session was that Ruby was doing a fine BBBJ and I was relaxed enough to splatter my baby batter in her mouth when she stops a few sucks away from me coming and jumps up to go collect her towel from another part of the Kino. I think the moment was lost there.
Later on throughout the evening I Ruby and I would say hello to each other when we passed by and several times Ruby would pass me by and give me a peck on the cheek. Nice touch now. Maybe Ruby is good but not kissing in the Kino did not help.
***Denisa (Romania) but says she is Moldavian***
Curly blond hair, hazel eyes, really stick thin skinny, A cups.
Denisa had come by me while I was standing at the bar with a cup of tea. She asked me to go to the room and I declined so Denisa moved along the chain of men situated by the bar area also trying it on with them to entice one to the room. All the men she tried to take the Zimmer refused Denisa’s offer and so Denisa took to the rotating pole dais in front of the bar area that is lit up from underneath and did a routine on the pole that basically consisted of her rolling around and sticking her arse in the air. Maybe this is meant to be erotic. During this time she was working the room by looking at men and catching their eye trying to indicate “look at me, don’t you find me hot? Want to come and fuck me?”
During this time I had been thinking of Denisa since she has been reported on before as a good session but then this was Palace where the good session girls can still take you for as many Euros as they can pump you for as well. Some guys rave about Denisa and for Vito Corleone she was one of his all time favourite (ATF) girls. On the other hand, what some men like may not be what you like. I like to kiss my girls and Vito Corleone is not so fussed about girls that kiss. This is why travelling with Vito Corleone is good, since both of us like pretty girls. However, the girls he finds pretty are not always the girls that I find pretty, but there are overlaps as we saw during this visit with Heidi and Cheyenne at Golden Time and Ambra at Oase. The smaller proportion of overlap of girl preference between Vito Corleone and I means that we do not contest the same girls.
In the end I had only been for a session once this visit and had not come yet holding a full load in my Eier. I decided to put myself in Fortuna’s hands and readied myself should Denisa come back to try her luck again with this punter bear.
Denisa caught my eye and did some more rolling around and wiggling of limbs at me from the illuminated rotating pole dais. Then she sidled over to me and went back strong with her sales pitch much more persistent than before. She wanted some more rooms before closing time. Denisa promoted perself by saying she was an excellent provider in the room and would rock my world. Denisa hustled me constantly for a session really working her act and promising me the time of my life and the best service in the Palace house. In the end I accepted thinking that I am putting €50 on a punt that this session was good or bad but hoping it was good.
In the room, Denisa gave pretty indifferent service, getting straight down to business. As soon as the clean sheet was down on the bed I was ordered onto the bed and to lie down. Denisa sat to my side and gave me a BBBJ. No foreplay fondling or kissing. Denisa sucked away and then asked if I was going to come after maybe 11 minutes. She had effectively stopped and just chatted about a few inane issues. The session finally ended at the 15 minutes mark with her not showing any inspiration to continue and me paying her €50 at the valuable lockers. I then went to the men’s lockers to shower and freshen up.
***GIRL LINE UP LIST***
1.Angelina (Czech Republic) slim, petite, big natural boobs, wore pink leggings and pink arm gloves
2.Daniella (Romania) brunette
3.Denisa (Romania) really skinny blond
4.Eva (Lithuania) Blond
5.Gabriella (Romania)
6.Gina (Czech Republic) from Moravia, blond, fake C cup boobs, blue eyed, average build but getting plump, but still looking like a Californian beach babe. Wore a turquoise sash around her wash.
7.Irina (Russia) tall blond, left around midnight
8.Jamil (Germany)
9.Kelly (Poland)
10.Kimmi (Brazil)
11.Laura (?) dark hair, average build
12.Marina (Cuba)
13.Melissa (?) blond, average build
14.Mona (Romania) blond, slim, petite
15.Rosie (Bulgaria) dark blond
16.Roxanna (Lithuania) previously at Oase as a platinum blond, now at Palace sporting light brown hair. Observations of her handiwork in the Kino indicate GFE style DFK, BBBJ and sex.
17.Ruby (Hungary) brunette
18.Selina (Germany) dark blond
19.Tan (China) black hair
20.? (?) Blond with large angel wing tattoo on her back
21.? (?) Brunette with Ankh arse antler tattoo.
22.? (?) CDL that kept her towel wrapped around her all the time
23.? (?) shoulder length dark blond hair, pretty – girl 1
24.? (?) shoulder length dark blond hair, pretty – girl 2
25.? (Czech) friend of Angelina.
26.? (Poland) blond with many tattoos and arse antler tattoos too.
27.? (Romania) girl looks like Mara (Romania) at FKK World with blue eyes, B cups, and an average build with long straight black hair.
28.? (Russia) tall blond
29.? (Turkey) large girl with big tits.
There were also many other girls, maybe, 20 more gazelles that I did not know including 5 black girls which may be of interest to Italy1977 so I highlight this aspect. Sorry I did not get to speak to them to find their names.
***OBSERVATIONS***
I arrived 22:30 and left at 04:25 allowing 6 hours of time spent in this FKK. 6 hours is a decent amount of time but the selections made were catastrophic.
After this visit, Palace is off the trip schedule for me. It was not a best experience compared to my experiences at Golden Time and Oase which were excellent with good service and memorable experiences.
I do have Palace penciled in for future visits in 2009 already, but these visits are due to planned meet ups with regular travel companions rather than of my own volition or because I arrive in the Frankfurt city so late without hired motorized transport that taking the much shorter trip by public transport to the conveniently located Palace is the only viable option than going to Oase or making the journey to Golden Time and getting there just to watch the staff close the club. As such on these pre-planned days I may end up taking a free night and going straight to bed or see the city rather than go to Palace.
Toscana and Ekliges Lauern suggest that I visit Palace on an early shift and spend more time to observe the girls and make my selection. A 16:00 arrival is good as you can see the day shift girls but also see the arrival of the night shift girls beginning to filter through. During 2008, I would visit Palace in the day time and those visits were fine but since my visits in the latter part of 2008 and into 2009 I have been put off Palace with my experiences.
In the main it has been partly the propaganda read on this forum that Palace is full of sharks and somehow that thought has also entered by psyche. Also, I am also put off from my experiences of girls wanting €100 before they provide a decent experience or the pricing structure is such that COB is a mandatory €50 extra when at Oase and sometimes at World the COB finish is inclusive of the standard service. Back in December 2008 I incentivized a good friend to come visit Palace for his debut experience at Palace to keep me company. My friend left Palace cursing the place not wanting to ever return due to the bad service he received from the sharks that were trying to wheedle more fiddys (€50) and hundos (€100) out of him.
Also my last two visits to Palace I was struggling to find girls with the look that I like. Angelina (Czech) and Gina (Czech) are good lookers but their services leave a lot more to be desired. Angelina does not kiss or allow muschi licking but does most other services like CIM and anal as there are fees involved. Angelina does look really good, a petite, slim blond with big natural knockers. Gina does kiss and allow muschi licking only when you upgrade to the €100 for a half hour session. Gina does not generally provide GFE services at the €50 mark providing the basic service of suck and fuck. As always with each girl the rider is YMMV.
Apart from that I have few girls that I can recall that float my boat at Palace regardless of the beauty quotient that has been hammered on before. Even Yulia (Ukraine/Romania) was not to be seen. I did spot Irina (Russia) who does a spectacular blow job but we kept missing each other but even then she is not quite my visual type.
The less than average service experiences were also encountered at World with Mara (Romania) and Sabrina (Romania). Mara only sucked for less than 1 minute and the reality was it was all hand and just a hint of mouth. Then it was on with the condom without delay. Sabrina just would not stop chatting and asking for more services for fees. Both sessions were struggles to finish and each finished well before the 30 minute time slot allowed.
I rationalize that maybe that I do not go to Palace or World often enough to get the Stammgast status. Then there is the argument that I do not see the point of spreading my limited resources thinly generate Stammgast status at Palace and World as well as Oase and Golden Time when those scarce resources seem to do fine enough in Oase and Golden Time at the €50 mark for a session.
There is a financial crisis going on and as consumers we have a choice on where we spend our discretionary economic output. I reason that I may as well go to the clubs where I can get the better bang for the Euro for me in my opinion. YMMV. I do not discourage anyone else from going to Palace but I have once again experienced a less than salubrious visit. In my defense I can say that at least I went and visited Palace to make up my own opinion. Many others just read this forum or thread from a few naysayers and decide not to go at all.
At present, I just did not find very much appealing to me at Palace. Maybe that will change in time as my tastes broaden or I do happen to find a girl that I click with at Palace. The point is that at Oase I happen to have high run rate of GFE or PSE with Oase girls. Maybe it is because I know the Oase line up so much better. Maybe it is because I am picky and at Palace I should be happy to receive an Amsterdam red light district style suck and fuck for a fiddy (€50) and get kicked out in less than 15 minutes.
Maybe it is that I like optifucks that give crap service. At Palace I did not really see much I liked in the optifuck department and the ones I did like, I knew really gave deplorable service. The women were beautiful but did not float my boat. It felt a more business like environment there and the girls gave off that vibe that we are going to take you for as much as we can squeeze from you. As Ekliges Lauern says girls with monetary incentives can be made to work in your favour. A man wants a pleasurable experience getting his rocks off. You tell the girl that if you do it well then I incentivize you with the FT bonus of €50 extra. But if you give me hard time then the most that you get out of me is €50. It does seem like at Palace that they are happy to take the €50 for 10-15 minutes work rather than go for the €100 since they can work the room and quickly get another €50 from another customer as the customer flow is there.
Please note the overriding rider to all this is that this in my experience and in my opinion. Other senior members like Vito Corleone, Hessen Bub, Ortos and Ekliges Lauern get the time of their lives at Palace. I just have not got that same loving feeling as they do. Maybe others will experience the best time of your life. You will never know unless you actually make the trip. So to others intending to visit Palace, please go to Germany and visit Palace and please do re-count your story on this forum and give us your opinion whether positive, negative or indifferent.
During my 6 hours in the club I saw Vito Corleone for less than the sum total of 30 seconds over two encounters. Both times we saw each other; Vito Corleone was walking to the lockers or taking a small break from long sessions with 2 of his ATFs.
Vito Corleone returned from his last session at 04:10 and it took him around 15 minutes to take a [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140][CodeWord140][/url], shower, towel dry & change. The Palace on site manager even went into the locker rooms to check in on him and to see that Vito Corleone was on target to leave. Vito Corleone had 3 really long sessions with 3 of his ATFs comprising Marina from Cuba, Denisa and Mona from Romania.
With Vito Corleone and I having a commonality in Denisa it is interesting to note the differences in experiences. Vito Corleone said that there was around 5-6 stunners that he did not have time to try this night. So there are beauties to be found at Palace.
***FOOD***
I was only present at Palace in the evening and so I only experienced the evening meal.
The dinner comprised pork cooked in an orange sauce, stuffed peppers, noodles, rice, boiled potatoes, and a decent selection of at least half a dozen different types of salad. For sweet there was a chocolate mousse with a sour cream to cut the sweetness.
The food was available until about 01:00.
***DEPARTURE***
I had gotten dressed at around 03:55 and I waited patiently at the Reception bar area until 04:10 before I saw Vito Corleone come back with Mona (Romania) from the room and paid her. During this time I was chatting with Denisa (Romania) at the bar. It was interesting to get to know her better. The club’s lights were on and staff were sweeping up and trying to get all the customers to leave.
Vito Corleone had a few absolutions to perform so was not ready to leave until 04:25. I continued to wait patiently for Vito Corleone to finish at the Reception bar area.
Eventually Vito Corleone was ready to leave and we walked down Königsbergerstrasse to the U Bahn station called Industriehof. We bought ourselves a one way ticket to the Hauptbahnhof for €2.20. There were other people on the platform getting ready to go to work. The 04:29 U Bahn (either U6 or U7) to Bockenheimer Warte eventually turned up and we took that changing at Bockenheimer Warte for the U4 to the Hauptbahnhof. Arriving at the Hauptbahnhof we walked across the road in front of the Hauptbahnhof to the Colour Hotel arriving just before 05:00.
***ACCOMODATION***
Colour Hotel, Frankfurt
Baseler Strasse 52
60329 Frankfurt am Main
Germany
Telefon 069-3650 758-0
Fax 069-252845
[email]info@colourhotel.de[/email]
[url]www.colourhotelde[/url]
A single room is €39 a night if booked in advance.
Benefits: welcome drink voucher for happy hour from 19:00-20:00. Very close to the Hauptbahnhof for public transport links.
Breakfast €8
In the Colour hotel, Vito Corleone and I checked emails and other information websites in the lobby and then retired at 05:20 to the room staying up late chatting and catching up with each others’ news. We also set aside time to prepare for the onslaught that was to happen the next day when at 09:30 we were meant to be meeting a clan of bears coming across the Ocean Sea at Frankfurt am Main flughafen. The plan was to join our just formed crew of Basketcase and Vito Corleone with the newly arrived clan of Ocean Sea bears and take a hire car to Bruggen to visit Golden Time and then at Golden Time also meet up with two other sets of bears bringing together at least four families of hungry bears to the table. So we set the alarm for 07:00 wake up but we did not get to sleep until 06:00.
The next leg of the tour at Golden Time is described in the post available in the link below:
Golden Time [post]880160[/post]
Kind regards
Basketcase
