Experience what not to do.
Hi there,
I am an old member / lurker of this forum but this is my first review.
With all the LE activities lately, I avoided MPs at all cost. I have tried my best to create my own database by messaging a shit ton of senior members for info.
I have gotten around 10% replies, (not bad for someone who doesn't have any FRs) asking me to exchange info (which I didn't have) or giving me contacts of literally the worst looking aunties possible. I can say I belong to the silent majority of this forum who suffer KLPDs and bounce-off this forum. It's a vicious cycle.
Anyway enough of my rant. Here's my sad story:
One of my friends was in the city and wanted to experience mongering. So, I tried my best to find out contacts via PM from many senior and regular members but failed within the stipulated time.
I thought "to hell with this forum" and started searching Locanto. (yeah, what a dumb idiot). Got a broker's number and he called me to famous temple at muddywala. He showed me some pictures of girls and asked me to select. All of them were, at best, 5/10. So selected two 5/10's for me and my friend. Now he calls me to Suzuki-nagar. Went there and he asks money upfront: Rs 14000 for both full night.
I know to never pay in advance and told him I won't pay advance, so we were at an impasse here!
After half an hour, he says "why don't you stay in our hotel, it'll be on the house"?
I said "that's a good idea"!
Now my friend and I are at the hotel and the SP arrives with the girls. One girl was different from the pic (4/10), so I said "wtf is this sh*t"?
So negotiated to 13 k. And paid with my Platinum Credit Card.
We were given 2 rooms, so I took the better looking girl 1st to one room and started the deed. First, went to shower together and started to remove her clothes.
Then said "give me a blowjob" and she pretends not to hear. I asked louder. She said "woh kya hota hai (What's that)". I said "muh mein lo (put it in mouth)". Then the biggest disappointment: She says "I don't take it in mouth". I was furious and called the SP. He hangs up my phone and went switched off. I mechanically fucked her in missionary and doggy and then cummed.
I got a call from my friend from the other room and he told me that the girl he took was even worse.
He said "it's my turn to fuck the 5/10)", so we exchanged the room. Now I have to fuck the 4/10 and god-awful she's ugly. So decided not to fuck her but to make the most out of it, asked her to massage me.
Now, I decided to call one more friend to have fun so that we can divide the expenses. He came within an hour and fucked the 5/10.
We booked for whole night but left the hotel at 12 midnight after 2-3 sessions.
I now know the importance of this forum (I always knew). I will be a better monger.
Face:
1st girl- 5/10.
2nd girl- 4/10.
Boobs:
1st girl- 8/10 very soft (softer than my ex's).
2nd girl- did not touch.
Attitude:
1st girl- 4/10 (third class).
2nd girl- 2/10 (gave massage for 30 seconds?
GFE:
1st girl- 6/10 (moans).
2nd girl- N/ A.
BJ:
1st girl- N/ A.
2nd girl- N/ A.
WIR:
1st girl- No.
2nd girl- No.