Dubai Reports

[QUOTE=Excess]that vertical slot is for between their legs. Yep, just swipe the card and the doors will open. I understand that was the inspiration for the ATM - only in reverse.[/QUOTE]Like this?

Hi Tercar66,

Can you PM me the contact number of the Joint you described in your recent report?

Thanks,

Deon123

I'm getting a bit worried. Where is 11Bravo? Is he alright?

He hasn't posted now for 3 days which is unheard of. Maybe it's the flu. If so get well soon. Otherwise, if anyone has spotted him please let us know he is OK.

[QUOTE=GroinStrain]I'm getting a bit worried. Where is 11Bravo? Is he alright?

He hasn't posted now for 3 days which is unheard of. Maybe it's the flu. If so get well soon. Otherwise, if anyone has spotted him please let us know he is OK.[/QUOTE]I'm sure he's fine. I saw his name on the 'logged on' list this evening (he's always one of the first names on the list as his user name starts with '1'). I remember a couple of years ago being worried and asking "Where art thou 11Bravo?" when he didn't post for weeks. Plus I missed his ascerbic wit. But he came back with a vengeance. ;)

I like ISG for the characters here and their great stories. I still remember laughing in a bar one night when an ISG member told me that guys have two great experiences when they have sex with a hot girl. The first is having sex with a hot girl, the second is telling their friends about it. :)

Wishing y'all a very happy Holiday season!

Happy Thanksgiving and Merry Christmas. I can't believe it is that time already.

Cool Nomad

[QUOTE=Wicked Roger]Tia Maria ... Did you ever see her (Natascha?)[/QUOTE]WR - no, I never called her back. Forgot all about her. (You have a better memory than my monger-phone chip!)

[QUOTE=Cons68]Piper, I got a distress call from Miss T. She wanted to pop up in my place to get drunk and cry. She did not because of Miss A, I will meet her for lunch at the SAS Radisson (behind AUD).[/QUOTE]Cons - hope Miss T is okay. A few weeks ago I gave her number (with her permission) to a new guy at work who speaks fluent Mandarin. He saw me the next day and said there was a small problem - when he called her, she told him he must have the wrong number (but while on the phone, he could hear WG business talk in the background by other Chinese in her place). A few days later she called him back and asked if he was interested in spending the night with her. I think, as you said before, she wants to get out of the business and into a regular job very soon. I hope all goes well for her.

[QUOTE=Slugger]Alarasee.

And as I cocked it up last time, a Mongers eye view of Bur Dubai.
Radisson (Ku-Bu) and Moscow Hotels to the north just over the creek.

Information is power.

Good hunting, but leave some for me.

S.[/QUOTE]

Just another masterpiece here - what can I say more. Your information is absolutely supportive (and now the RTFF rule can be enforced strictly).

Many Thanks to you!

tom

[QUOTE=Piper1].......... The first is having sex with a hot girl, the second is telling their friends about it. :)[/QUOTE]Yes, thats right talking about the fun is like having it again on a little lower scale, but anyhow that is how you get double fun with only one time investment!

Hunter

I had a not to pleasant experience the other day in Regal Plaza.
I was out roaming around the bars in Dubai and after a quite fun night with some mongering friends I picked up a girl which I wanted to bring back to the hotel for some fun.

We left the club for the hotel and arrived with a taxi to Regal Plaza :)
When we arrived to the hotel jumped out of the taxi walked up and one guy I know very well from Regal walked out to meet me and he was walking very fast and took my arm and walked away with me and the girl from the hotel.
After I while he stopped and told me that the hotel was full of CID today and as soon he finish of that sentence the girl I was supposed to have some fun with ( photo session, FS etc etc) was long gone. :(

When I walked back to the hotel you could see the CID coming out of the hotel and my friend was right they were a large number. I thought that they have raided the hotel but it seems like they had a criminal staying in the hotel and as soon as the hotel sent the pass port copy to the authority the CID showed up and arrested him.

So that night I got nothing, no FS, no Pictures and I missed out on the massage she promised me. :(

Cheers Spelman

[QUOTE=Spelman]I had a not to pleasant experience the other day in Regal Plaza.
I was out roaming around the bars in Dubai and after a quite fun night with some mongering friends I picked up a girl which I wanted to bring back to the hotel for some fun.

We left the club for the hotel and arrived with a taxi to Regal Plaza :)

When we arrived to the hotel jumped out of the taxi walked up and one guy I know very well from Regal walked out to meet me and he was walking very fast and took my arm and walked away with me and the girl from the hotel.

After I while he stopped and told me that the hotel was full of CID today and as soon he finish of that sentence the girl I was supposed to have some fun with ( photo session, FS etc etc) was long gone. :(

When I walked back to the hotel you could see the CID coming out of the hotel and my friend was right they were a large number. I thought that they have raided the hotel but it seems like they had a criminal staying in the hotel and as soon as the hotel sent the pass port copy to the authority the CID showed up and arrested him.

So that night I got nothing, no FS, no Pictures and I missed out on the massage she promised me.

Cheers Spelman[/QUOTE]Poor boy, but there will always be another night.

[QUOTE=Spelman]When I walked back to the hotel you could see the CID coming out of the hotel and my friend was right they were a large number. I thought that they have raided the hotel but it seems like they had a criminal staying in the hotel and as soon as the hotel sent the pass port copy to the authority the CID showed up and arrested him.[/QUOTE]
Two thoughts...

1. Kind of comforting in a way.

2. Kind of disconcerting.

Just goes to show, LE does know about our little pecadillos, we all knew this anyway, but a reminder now and then is useful.
Screw up, and be prepared to suffer.

[QUOTE=Spelman]
So that night I got nothing, no FS, no Pictures and I missed out on the massage she promised me. :([/QUOTE]Jeez Spelman, that’s the nature of our pastime. You just know that once every so often you’re going to luck out. Nothing you can do about it and an occupational hazard in Dubai.

I had a call from a WG friend of mine the other day to say that the LE had kicked the door in of her room and her room mates ended up being deported. Fortunately for her she was still in Imp.Suites and is now staying in her mate’s flat- too scared to go back home.
[QUOTE=Sporadic]Just goes to show, LE does know about our little pecadillos, we all knew this anyway, but a reminder now and then is useful.
Screw up, and be prepared to suffer.[/QUOTE]Maybe someone can correct me here, but punters being arrested for mongering in dubai is a rarity – the brute the CID arrested must have been involved in something altogether more unsavoury. (or did I miss the point of your comment Sporadic? - improbable - but then I'm not the perfect boy I used to be)

[QUOTE=Grateful Spread]– the brute the CID arrested must have been involved in something altogether more unsavoury. (or did I miss the point of your comment Sporadic? - improbable - but then I'm not the perfect boy I used to be)[/QUOTE]No misunderstanding, I have no doubt Mr. Busted was wanted for something serious (almost certainly NOT mongering.)

My point was, IF they wanted to, they COULD really rake you over the coals with little more than a tiny bit of data mining. Unless you do something really stupid, I suggest they would not bother, BUT, when it rains, it pours.

Registered guest Mr. Punter, and a nice PP photocopy from Ms. Provider would be all it would take to "prove" a crime in DXB.

Folks sorry for the repetitiveness of this question and I know it has been asked before but I have traipsed through the forum and cannot seem to find an answer on this occasion.

I am looking for some early evening action (5pm to 7pm approx) in Dubai and it will have to be incall as I will not be in a positon to go back to my house.

What bars or coffee shops should I be looking for at those times or am I wasting my time?

I would have no interest in visiting an AMP unless it was a complete last resort.

Thanks in advance

[QUOTE=Piper1]... I had sex with Sisi in a very disrespectful way tonightQUOTE]

Sounds great. I usually have to pay extra for that.