Medellin Reports

[QUOTE=JjBee62;2504267]We had walked out to Calle 10 and I was pointing out some places. There was a taxi at the corner and 2 girls eventually got out. Didn't pay much attention to them since I was talking. One of them was hanging close, obviously looking for a customer, but I ignored her. Then she started talking and grabbed my crotch. That was the point when I realized they weren't girls..[/QUOTE]I encountered a pair that weren't girls as well on Calle 10 last week, probably the same ones, just a few blocks down from Lleras. It was the first time in the last three years I had ever seen them working in Poblado. And they were higher end ones, not like those that congregate at the Veracruz Church. They tried to engage me but I just kept walking not wanting any altercations with a pair that would probably be able to kick the shit out of me along with slicing me up!

[QUOTE=Blakman;2504345] She's in disbelieve and tries everything imaginable to get the dick in and no go. I give her the wand vibrator to keep her occupied. She's orgasming like crazy. I take it from her. She grabs it back and compromises sucking my dick while trying to get the vibrator on her pussy. That was a funny scene. My dick got hard but when she tried to put it in using a condom no go. But she didn't stop with the affection. And I was able to nut by her jerking me off. Everytime I would put the condom on the dick would get soft. Don't get old guys LOL. Anyways round 2. She is still horny and affectionate but again no improvement on the dick staying hard. We work it out by giving her time with the vibrator and Her Sucking and jerking me off. Even though my dick did not get hard. Her display of continual attention and performance was 500 k. Afterwards she had some strawberries and then devoured the famous plain popcorn with added salt. Jjbee, surfer, slapshot. I had to pop a second round LOL. She asked to order a chicken sandwich but I objected. Cheapy charlie. I gave her 120 k walked her out and she gave me a kiss and into the taxi. I have some gifts. If I see her again I will give it to her. Her performance is always great. Lets hope the dick not getting hard is an isolated instance. I was dehydrated from working out without fueling with water. Maybe that was it.[/QUOTE]I'm going to give you some advice here based on personal experience. You said in your post you smoked some "Crepa". Don't ever do that again. And if your with a Chica that smokes that stuff, you probably shouldn't allow it. I don't know what is in that stuff, but it is bad news and attributed to you not finishing.

About three years ago I was with a Chica who was smoking that stuff, she eggged me on to try it and I thought okay, I thought it was just weed as she didn't tell me at the time it was Crepa, I think it is drug laced and I took one little tiny puff. I was very fucked up in a daze for a few hours and a bit frightened, and couldn't finish, and the Chica being totally wasted on that shit being insanely horny, was hell bent on getting me to blow a load. The reason your Chica was such a "horn dog" was as a result of the Crepa, and they smoke it to enhance the sex.

Here's some other advice, if your with Chica's who smoke weed at your place, always ask if it's Crepa before they smoke, and quite frankly, I wouldn't allow it. It's bad news.

[QUOTE=Kafka;2504296]Beautiful. Does Pinky get a piece of the other girls action?[/QUOTE]Does a bear shit in the woods!

Pinky is no dummy, she's been burning the candle on both ends. But does it really matter at the end of the day, probably not, as the experiences are beyond worth it, whatever her cut may be from the other participants.

[QUOTE=Mcd2293;2504188]Do they offer any rapid PCR testing?[/QUOTE]I believe so. WhatsApp that number and they can send you everything they offer. I saw the list on my buddy's phone, but I don't have it on mine.

[QUOTE=Blakman;2504345]My dick got hard but when she tried to put it in using a condom no go. But she didn't stop with the affection. And I was able to nut by her jerking me off. Everytime I would put the condom on the dick would get soft. Don't get old guys LOL. [/QUOTE]I forgot to mention the condom in my last post. My chica's friends don't make me wear one. It's been awhile, and the combination of 9 hrs of partying + a condom was too much for me. I couldn't focus my way thru it, or imagine anything crazy enough to overcome it. Also, Bman, about the La Isla thing. Yes, it wasn't so much the La Isla chica to add to my trophy case, as that's been done. However, it was just a spur of the moment. It's 2a on a Wednesday night. What am I going to do? Have Pinky call her friend to come over a few hours before work? Go home and spend an hour on Tinder, FB, WhatsApp? Nah, just take what's available and focus on making a memory.

[QUOTE=Surfer500;2504406]I encountered a pair that weren't girls as well on Calle 10 last week, probably the same ones, just a few blocks down from Lleras. It was the first time in the last three years I had ever seen them working in Poblado.[/QUOTE]FYI there is a black tranny with braids that is maybe 5'8, skinny, walks kinda funny in heals, and loves putting on a show. Careful you don't end up shitting out her kids in the morning!

[QUOTE=Surfer500;2504409]I'm going to give you some advice here based on personal experience. You said in your post you smoked some "Crepa". Don't ever do that again. And if your with a Chica that smokes that stuff, you probably shouldn't allow it. I don't know what is in that stuff, but it is bad news and attributed to you not finishing.
I think it is drug laced and I took one little tiny puff. [/QUOTE]Creepy Krippy Cripi however you might see it spelled, is not laced. It's a genetically-modified marijuana strain that has much more THC than normal. So, your warning is fair, but not for the reason you think. Amateurs should stray away, unless you're trying it just to see the effect. If you're doing it to build chemistry with a chica and then bang, it's probably better you don't inhale haha.

Kafka, no Pinky does not get a cut, but that's a solid idea. She gets a cut, I take a cut.

Anyways its my 3rd session. One tote I am coughing. I feel much safer that I bought it. The young lady I smoke with yesterday is a repeat that we have smoked a few times before. I still have a third left based on how little I smoke. But yesterday I did go for my phone and forgot what the hell I got it for. Problem that happens when I am sober. Old age LOL. But thanks for your concern will overlook your advice on this blunt and pay more attention if I get a next one.

[QUOTE=Surfer500;2504409]I'm going to give you some advice here based on personal experience. You said in your post you smoked some "Crepa". Don't ever do that again. And if your with a Chica that smokes that stuff, you probably shouldn't allow it. I don't know what is in that stuff, but it is bad news and attributed to you not finishing.

About three years ago I was with a Chica who was smoking that stuff, she eggged me on to try it and I thought okay, I thought it was just weed as she didn't tell me at the time it was Crepa, I think it is drug laced and I took one little tiny puff. I was very fucked up in a daze for a few hours and a bit frightened, and couldn't finish, and the Chica being totally wasted on that shit being insanely horny, was hell bent on getting me to blow a load. The reason your Chica was such a "horn dog" was as a result of the Crepa, and they smoke it to enhance the sex.

Here's some other advice, if your with Chica's who smoke weed at your place, always ask if it's Crepa before they smoke, and quite frankly, I wouldn't allow it. It's bad news.[/QUOTE].

[QUOTE=Blakman;2504397]A story that's as broad as you know what. Back we are dumpster diving again. Just when I thought you were sane LOL. I am going to blame this post on your recent medical woes.[/QUOTE]Most of the guys here would prefer to say nothing, when bad things happen to them. Several guys have told me about being robbed, scammed or taken advantage of in some way, but they don't want to put it on the board.

Sometimes the story needs to be told anyway, but there's no need to include the names.

Put yourself in the story. You're staying in Laureles, but have spent the night in Parque Lleras, leaving popcorn trails wherever you go. You finally find a girl, settle on a price and ask if she has a cedula, but in the excitement of the moment you don't ask to see it. Then the cops pull your taxi over, she doesn't have her cedula and the cops are telling you you're in big trouble. What do you do? They're saying you're diddling girls below the legal limit. What's your honest reaction?

These things can and do happen. Fortunately, this time the guy kept calm and called someone who could at least give him moral support. By keeping calm he probably saved himself a fair amount of money and possibly worse.

By not asking to see the cedula, not only did he risk problems with the cops, but he ended up without the treat he expected for the night. 99 times out of 100 you're probably okay. It's that one time which makes for a bad day. Same with your issue with the girl and the cops.

The other part is something to be aware of. Taxi drivers aren't always trustworthy. I jumped in a taxi last week and the meter was already above 13 k. I pointed it out to the driver and he reset it. How many new guys are going to know they got charged an extra 10 k? Look at the meter. It should start at 3600. Pay attention to the meter. Before the police stop, the meter was reading normally. A few minutes after, the guy sees it clicking over 40 k. Meters get tampered with. Some rack charges up faster. Some can be dialed up.

Hey if it gets a girl horny. I am all for it. The only thing that went wrong I couldn't stay hard in the condom and she wasnt down for bareback. I only smoke if the girl smokes and only before the session and never after. She has consistently shown the same behavior every encounter. She and the 8th we have a good connection.

[QUOTE=Surfer500;2504409]I'm going to give you some advice here based on personal experience. You said in your post you smoked some "Crepa". Don't ever do that again. And if your with a Chica that smokes that stuff, you probably shouldn't allow it. I don't know what is in that stuff, but it is bad news and attributed to you not finishing.

About three years ago I was with a Chica who was smoking that stuff, she eggged me on to try it and I thought okay, I thought it was just weed as she didn't tell me at the time it was Crepa, I think it is drug laced and I took one little tiny puff. I was very fucked up in a daze for a few hours and a bit frightened, and couldn't finish, and the Chica being totally wasted on that shit being insanely horny, was hell bent on getting me to blow a load. The reason your Chica was such a "horn dog" was as a result of the Crepa, and they smoke it to enhance the sex.

Here's some other advice, if your with Chica's who smoke weed at your place, always ask if it's Crepa before they smoke, and quite frankly, I wouldn't allow it. It's bad news.[/QUOTE].

That was a savage takedown but there was provocation.

OK, switching gears, I will give credit where credit is due. I bowed to peer pressure yesterday and veered off my well beaten path rat race to Veracruz / Botero / Berrío. Truth be told it was only partially due to peer pressure from Blakman and Surfer. Their virus risk admonitions gave me a moment of pause. It was long enough to be distracted by messages from my old friend Cata the administradora at Zandaly. She playfully scolded me because I did not honor my promise to stop in since their triumphant reopening. We go back more than ten years so our relationship does not have as many boundaries as it probably should. Anyway, I reluctantly passed on the street opportunities and stopped in to inspect the recent renovations. It is quality work. There is brand new tile flooring throughout. It's not done yet but the already completed rooms give a view of a bright future. A USA size water heater feeds all the fully renovated en suite bathrooms. The biggest change (rather than improvement) is the addition of session rooms on the previously unused basement level. I don't expect the additional capacity will lead to a New Life type of environment. The bar was intentionally left unfinished and its stools are gone. This is a nod to the ongoing virus situation so they can demonstrate social distancing. The bar scene at Zandaly has always been one of my favorite things about the place. I've met many Colombian after work punters there, and many uniformed policemen. I almost laughed out loud when I saw that each room is equipped with two face shields hung on the clothing rack hooks. I was told it is for the benefit of health inspectors. No one expects punters and providers to wear them during sessions. Long before the virus came, Zandaly cleaned its rooms between sessions. Uniformed attendants (both male and female) have always been on standby for this purpose. There were many new faces among the girls and a couple I recognize from Aiffe when they and AmigasSexxy were the only two Centro casas open last summer during the quarantine.

Rats always come home to roost. I have not turned my back on the street.

[QUOTE=Blakman;2504397]A story that's as broad as you know what. Back we are dumpster diving again. Just when I thought you were sane LOL. I am going to blame this post on your recent medical woes.[/QUOTE]

I agree with this. It's better to leave home early and stay off public transport.

[QUOTE=Surfer500;2504401]Depends when you ride it, and where, as your aware. I used it once and basically held my breath from Poblado to Parque Berrio around 4 PM on a weekday and it was crowded, and I did not to ride it again, as there were no open windows in the car I was in.

I don't advise anyone to be riding the busses or Metro at this time, there have been reports at least in Europe of people getting infected on the subways. Granted the Metro system in Medellin is not underground, but a certain times of the day it can be quite crowded with I doubt any type of filtration except a ventilation system within the cars. Additionally, the buses from what I noticed during rush hours are quite crowded as well. People aren't socially distancing from what I saw on the buses, they were just trying to get home.

Granted while in Medellin I had to take taxi's most everywhere, and I didn't like doing so, as I typically could leave my apartment and within 25 minutes on the metro be at Parque Berrio station right at ground zero, versus upwards of 45 minutes stuck in a taxi travelling there.

Again, I would stay away from the taxi's and busses for the time being, unless it's at an hour when there are not a lot of passengers like you experienced.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=DoneDeal;2504251]Evening, gentleman. I touched down in Medellin three nights ago. And so far I'm four chicas deep, and tres leches out. I was here summer 2019, but I was only an ISG lurker back then. Well, no more. I signed up, paid my membership (that baby is processing), and now I'm posting. Yup, it's a done deal.

(Early 30's, fit and all that, non white, decent Spanish. Not too cost-sensitive, because the lord has been good to me, what with being a corporate lawyer and all. Now on to business.).

Tuesday: Spa energy fantasia.

In summer 2019, Energy was the first place I hit up after arriving to Medellin monger-fully starved from Cuba. So this time, I had to continue the tradition. I got there at 8:30 pm (they close at 9). The lineup is decent, very decent. A couple made a compelling case, but ultimately I was won over by a certain curly-haired, initially timid diva by the name of Kelly. Prettiness in a pot. 140 k, can't remember.

Well she waddin't too timid after all. Loosened up quickly when we got in. She was eager to get to business, which I didn't like. I had her stay in the lingerie for a bit..[/QUOTE]Welcome to the block. Excellent report.

Energy does have excellent hot water, but sometimes it takes some fiddling around to find it.

If massages with hand action make you happy go to the Rio Sur mall. It's directly across the street from Oviedo mall. There are 3 massage spas in there. They are Om Spa, Zen Spa and Dan Spa.

Massage rates run from 90 k to 120 k for the hour, happy ending is extra. I don't know if you'll be able to get much more, but the two times I've been getting the girls to come out to play took no effort at all. Girls I've seen there looked good.

Alright boys, I'm planning a trip in the next few weeks. I'm Asian as * and speak absolutely 0 Spanish. Rather than furiously try to learn random words, does anyone have any tips on certain phrases I should know? Don't want to google translate my way through.

Also, is Parque Lleras as loud as everyone says it is? I'm thinking about staying in a hotel or airbnb in that area. As I RTFF, I'm realizing there's a lot of places that aren't chica friendly anymore. Do I just have to chance it?

It took my assistance and guide to bring the best out of your story. But don't think its free. Thats going to cost you a mamacita.

[QUOTE=JjBee62;2504422]Most of the guys here would prefer to say nothing, when bad things happen to them. Several guys have told me about being robbed, scammed or taken advantage of in some way, but they don't want to put it on the board.

Sometimes the story needs to be told anyway, but there's no need to include the names.

Put yourself in the story. You're staying in Laureles, but have spent the night in Parque Lleras, leaving popcorn trails wherever you go. You finally find a girl, settle on a price and ask if she has a cedula, but in the excitement of the moment you don't ask to see it. Then the cops pull your taxi over, she doesn't have her cedula and the cops are telling you you're in big trouble. What do you do? They're saying you're diddling girls below the legal limit. What's your honest reaction?

These things can and do happen. Fortunately, this time the guy kept calm and called someone who could at least give him moral support. By keeping calm he probably saved himself a fair amount of money and possibly worse.

By not asking to see the cedula, not only did he risk problems with the cops, but he ended up without the treat he expected for the night. 99 times out of 100 you're probably okay. It's that one time which makes for a bad day. Same with your issue with the girl and the cops.

The other part is something to be aware of. Taxi drivers aren't always trustworthy. I jumped in a taxi last week and the meter was already above 13 k. I pointed it out to the driver and he reset it. How many new guys are going to know they got charged an extra 10 k? Look at the meter. It should start at 3600. Pay attention to the meter. Before the police stop, the meter was reading normally. A few minutes after, the guy sees it clicking over 40 k. Meters get tampered with. Some rack charges up faster. Some can be dialed up.[/QUOTE].

[QUOTE=Knowledge;2504261]In 1980's New York it was a nightly event in Times Square at the Show World Center's "Triple Treat Theater".[/QUOTE]Was the smut center of the city, and not the Disney-Like tourist attraction it is now. I was in Manhattan recently during COVID, of course most stuff was closed, BUT the Empire State Building was open. My Girl and I had the place to ourselves. We were alone in the elevators all the way up and down, and alone on the viewing deck. I'll look for some pics now. The shots are so rare they are worth a look-see. And she's easy on the eyes.

Even Times Square on a Saturday was nearly abandoned. It was an experience I will never forget.

[QUOTE=JjBee62;2504422]Most of the guys here would prefer to say nothing, when bad things happen to them. Several guys have told me about being robbed, scammed or taken advantage of in some way, but they don't want to put it on the board.

Sometimes the story needs to be told anyway, but there's no need to include the names.

Put yourself in the story. You're staying in Laureles, but have spent the night in Parque Lleras, leaving popcorn trails wherever you go. You finally find a girl, settle on a price and ask if she has a cedula, but in the excitement of the moment you don't ask to see it. Then the cops pull your taxi over, she doesn't have her cedula and the cops are telling you you're in big trouble. What do you do? They're saying you're diddling girls below the legal limit. What's your honest reaction?

These things can and do happen. Fortunately, this time the guy kept calm and called someone who could at least give him moral support. By keeping calm he probably saved himself a fair amount of money and possibly worse.

By not asking to see the cedula, not only did he risk problems with the cops, but he ended up without the treat he expected for the night. 99 times out of 100 you're probably okay. It's that one time which makes for a bad day. Same with your issue with the girl and the cops..[/QUOTE]There is nothing to be ashamed of. And I truly believe that no matters have happened to them they should write it. I am planning to move there and I admit that I am an occasional cocaine user. I live in Europe is it possible to say no I won't take cocaine in Medellin. I am pretty sure that the first thing that I am going to look for is who has the purest cocaine and how can I find him. Now I know that as long as I carry one gram according to Colombian law it's not illegal but if I carry 2 grams then it's illegal and I can face 5 years to jail. But what happens if I carry a gram of cocaine and the police says it's not one it's two and start blackmailing me. Call the best lawyer? And then what? It's my word against theirs. The court will never believe me. There are some things that could go wrong even if someone takes the best measures he can just because the whole system in Colombia is corrupted.

[QUOTE=Balboa;2504289]Exactly right!

Believe want you want.
Listen to the bravado if you like.
However, going out and walking Centro after 9 pm is just dumb.

I'm back in Sao Paulo now.[/QUOTE]I did, I have been there at 9 PM, but it's not a good time. No people, therefore just a few girls, mostly of them ugly. A lot of zombies. Best time between 4 and 7.

Tell me about Sao Paulo. I should be there in a couple of weeks. Prices on Erosguia are real? And pictures are real? Because there are so many girls on these websites that I'm getting hard just thinking about that. And most of them are just 200 reais, and they look hot, much more than the Colombians. Are they? I do love OTR (On The Road). I'm thinking to rent a car and do some OTR. A car will cost me like 15 dollars per day. Is that a bad idea? A very bad idea? Taxis are cheaper than in Colombia or more expensive? And restaurants are much more expensive? Would I spend more than 15 dollars in taxis if I take it 6/8 times a day? I want to fuck 4 girls per day. Much more than in Colombia.