Medellin Reports

[QUOTE=Blakman;2505228]Honestly I don't think I will ever understand them verbally. They speak too fast. Next journey english speaking country. I am not stuck to Colombia. I am under the weather and so I appreciate your peaceful post to agree to disagree..[/QUOTE]Nobody is trying to bust your chops here, yet are speaking from experience. Unless you were planning on spending a lot of time in Colombia, learning the language which can take forever for some isn't worth the time, except to learn what is necessary for mongering and basic survival.

I hope your feeling better soon, and am looking forward to hear about more of your adventures.

[QUOTE=MrEnternational;2505217]One trip to one of those termas in Brazil will have you shutting on what you thought was a learned lesson and kicking yourself in the ass for throwing all that sugar baby money away. [/QUOTE]You think I just fell off the turnip truck? LOL. I have been to the termas. They were not that great. Sao Paulo was better, but sex with the best of my sugar babies is at a whole other level. Yeah, I know, you are too smart to fall for that sugar daddy thing though.

[QUOTE=MrEnternational;2505217]I have fucked hookers that will blast your ass off to outer space[/QUOTE]Yawn. That is like saying a Big Mac will blast my ass off. Been there, done that.

[QUOTE=MrEnternational;2505217]There is no correlation of somebody being only in it for the money and terrible sex.[/QUOTE]I agree, but that is not what I said.

[QUOTE=MrEnternational;2505217]Learning each language has made a hell of a difference in the time I have in those places.[/QUOTE]Good for you. The language barrier has not hurt me at all.

Tell you what. You can have your women, and I will have mine, and I insist that you keep your women thank you very much. Were those women supposed to blow me away?

That post was not for you, but I think it is funny you could not help but respond to it.

[QUOTE=ColombiaLover;2505248]That is why I love Medellin. I'll take those short woman with small breasts. As long as they are not short and fat. Body has to be proportinoal.[/QUOTE]I guess a midget would fall into that category.

[QUOTE=Knowledge;2504918]Luna Lunera is on 33, no need to bring a date there.[/QUOTE]That is true, its a hybrid Sala (gringos call them "casas") and show club. But it is not on the strip of pubs and bars which I consider "la 33". Essentially between la 76 and la 80

[QUOTE=Balboa;2505216]Haha, I like it, I take it as a compliment. Balbonehead, LOL.

However, IMO, you're wrong.

You don't speak the language, so you really don't know man.

Of course they want / need money.

I'm not looking for a freebie.

I'm looking for a good time, a great love illusion.

The price goes down, the experience gets better with language skills.

Common sense.[/QUOTE]If you can speak the language the phone goes down too. I remember every single girl my first few months, phone in hand almost constantly. Between last year and this year, not one girl was on her phone until she was ready to leave.

[QUOTE=ColombiaLover;2505246]If you go to Seven or Farenheit, bring your own girl. At least that's been my experience. I went to Faison with an ex-stripper from FASE II. It was fun because the girl was not a FASE II girl any more (we had dinner and a normal conversation and ended up with great sex very early in the morning after Faison closed). She knew a lot of the girls in Faison, so I got a lot of attention and a lot of free boob shots and gropes.

For the brave of hear, you can go to White House in Prado. I would bring your own girl, although there are prepagos on site (most not worth it). It stays open very late and is fun.[/QUOTE]I've only been to Fahrenheit twice, but both times there were girls working the club.

[QUOTE=Balboa;2505216]Haha, I like it, I take it as a compliment. Balbonehead, LOL.

However, IMO, you're wrong.

You don't speak the language, so you really don't know man.

Of course they want / need money.

I'm not looking for a freebie.

I'm looking for a good time, a great love illusion.

The price goes down, the experience gets better with language skills.

Common sense.[/QUOTE]True! I'm saying the same on the Brazilian forum now in regards to speaking Portuguese. It changes the vibe. They enter thinking this going to be a long as date I can't even talk to this dude. Then it's like oh you do speak and if you have any kind of swag / coolness about you now y’all both in for a great time.

[QUOTE=MarquisdeSade1;2505230]Amen preacher.[/QUOTE]Mr E always deliver that real talk. You need an addendum to that name like el papá de putaria Mr Enternational LOL.

[QUOTE=Balboa;2505216]You don't speak the language, so you really don't know man. Common sense.[/QUOTE]Extemporaneous Speech Competition Rules: Benefits of Learning Spanish slaughtered Doesn't Make a Difference, 100-0.

Colombians love there culture and speaking spanish is not the only way to get there cultural attention. I have done 1 HR session once at my apartment. As I always mention 3 hrs 2 leche is my norm. I speak nil spanish but I provide a cultural experience and give them what they do not experience often in Colombia. I allow them to utilize their cell when theres a break and they love the experience as if they are dealing with a local colombian man. They enjoy the 3 hrs. And have no qualms about returning when I request there time. Excellent reggaeton selection will have a girl dancing and flirting with you instantly, toss in glass of wine and any snacks as long as the set up is inviting. Bring her to you room and give her a body oil massage. See how quickly she removes her clothing and afterwards do whatever you please. All of this a slow romantic sexual experience. Then fuck her brains talk dirty to her. Give her use of the vibrator if you need a break. She is witnessing a person who is thinking of her. These girls do not get this experience from you lame ass fluent spanish speaking gringo that talk there ears off. They don't want conversation. They want that rarity. Affection and to be physically and mentally turned on. The Bill is in the mail. 101 how to turn a puta on.

[QUOTE=JjBee62;2504996]Los Tres Jotas, and I'm only one of those J's, visited La Isla last night, as part of the final night of my trip. The earlier parts will get a separate report.

We arrived using Didi around 10:15 pm, which is an ideal time if you're planning on buying a bottle and spending some time, rather than just grabbing a girl. Your chances of getting a good table are much better.

Entry procedure requires hand sanitizer, temperature check, frisk and paying the 20 k per person door fee, after which you're met by a waiter who will help with your table selection. Ours was in the corner, next to the stage, close to the doors leading up to the rooms, a good spot.

Initially every other seating area was closed off, keeping distancing between groups, but that ended once the club filled. By the time we were ready to go, about 2:30, we had received a few offers to buy our table.

Inside the club is much nicer than Fase Dos. The seats are comfortable the ambiance and lighting are excellent and the service is top notch. Just raise your hand and Freddy, or whoever your waiter is, will be right over. At Fase Dos, if you want service you need to first sacrifice a live chicken to the gods...[/QUOTE]With detailed and spot on reports like these I don't need to write nor comment anymore on these boards.

Spot on especially true about the rooms at both working girl houses. I have partied at both a number of times over the past 8 years give or take. I don't go often rather only if I have a buddy or a group of friends who want to check them out.

The Tall Man is now standing down.

Really good report.

The Tall Man.

[QUOTE=Blakman;2505346]Colombians love there culture and speaking spanish is not the only way to get there cultural attention. I have done 1 HR session once at my apartment. As I always mention 3 hrs 2 leche is my norm. I speak nil spanish but I provide a cultural experience and give them what they do not experience often in Colombia. I allow them to utilize their cell when theres a break and they love the experience as if they are dealing with a local colombian man. They enjoy the 3 hrs. And have no qualms about returning when I request there time. Excellent reggaeton selection will have a girl dancing and flirting with you instantly, toss in glass of wine and any snacks as long as the set up is inviting. Bring her to you room and give her a body oil massage. See how quickly she removes her clothing and afterwards do whatever you please. All of this a slow romantic sexual experience. Then fuck her brains talk dirty to her. Give her use of the vibrator if you need a break. She is witnessing a person who is thinking of her. These girls do not get this experience from you lame ass fluent spanish speaking gringo that talk there ears off. They don't want conversation. They want that rarity. Affection and to be physically and mentally turned on. The Bill is in the mail. 101 how to turn a puta on.[/QUOTE]You are totally right! Women everywhere definitely have a better time spending hours on end with someone that can't say two words to them over someone they can speak perfectly with them!

Whatever helps you sleep at night buddy. You do you.

[QUOTE=Blakman;2505346]Colombians love there culture and speaking spanish is not the only way to get there cultural attention. I have done 1 HR session once at my apartment. As I always mention 3 hrs 2 leche is my norm. I speak nil spanish but I provide a cultural experience and give them what they do not experience often in Colombia. I allow them to utilize their cell when theres a break and they love the experience as if they are dealing with a local colombian man. They enjoy the 3 hrs. And have no qualms about returning when I request there time. Excellent reggaeton selection will have a girl dancing and flirting with you instantly, toss in glass of wine and any snacks as long as the set up is inviting. Bring her to you room and give her a body oil massage. See how quickly she removes her clothing and afterwards do whatever you please. All of this a slow romantic sexual experience. Then fuck her brains talk dirty to her. Give her use of the vibrator if you need a break. She is witnessing a person who is thinking of her. These girls do not get this experience from you lame ass fluent spanish speaking gringo that talk there ears off. They don't want conversation. They want that rarity. Affection and to be physically and mentally turned on. The Bill is in the mail. 101 how to turn a puta on.[/QUOTE]Up until this post, I don't know what to say anymore.

I, and others, have tried to give you good, and sound advice on your exploits here in Medellin based on experience here, yet you seem to be close minded to what others have been saying, at least in my opinion.

And the notion that your giving these girls a cultural experience not available to them in Colombia, really?

It goes without saying that if you treat a Colombian like a princess, you will reap an immeasurable response which many others have posted about.

You may think your providing the Colombians with something very few of the other members are capable of, yet this is just not the case.

Perhaps you wrote this post while not feeling well and being frustrated with how others have been responding on the issue of speaking the language.

Your so lucky and fortunate to be in Medellin at this moment, it's a good time to be there, compared to other places in the world.

Maybe change things up, head down to El Centro and snag a deaf mute and post about it. I know you think I'm nuts, but think about it, when a woman cannot speak or hear, is there really any difference between her and others that can speak and hear during sex?

Just something to ponder!

A little under the weather rant

[QUOTE=BootyBandit84;2505424]You are totally right! Women everywhere definitely have a better time spending hours on end with someone that can't say two words to them over someone they can speak perfectly with them!

Whatever helps you sleep at night buddy. You do you.[/QUOTE].

[QUOTE=Blakman;2505346]Colombians love there culture and speaking spanish is not the only way to get there cultural attention. I have done 1 HR session once at my apartment. As I always mention 3 hrs 2 leche is my norm. I speak nil spanish but I provide a cultural experience and give them what they do not experience often in Colombia. I allow them to utilize their cell when theres a break and they love the experience as if they are dealing with a local colombian man. They enjoy the 3 hrs. And have no qualms about returning when I request there time. Excellent reggaeton selection will have a girl dancing and flirting with you instantly, toss in glass of wine and any snacks as long as the set up is inviting. Bring her to you room and give her a body oil massage. See how quickly she removes her clothing and afterwards do whatever you please. All of this a slow romantic sexual experience. Then fuck her brains talk dirty to her. Give her use of the vibrator if you need a break. She is witnessing a person who is thinking of her. These girls do not get this experience from you lame ass fluent spanish speaking gringo that talk there ears off. They don't want conversation. They want that rarity. Affection and to be physically and mentally turned on. The Bill is in the mail. 101 how to turn a puta on.[/QUOTE]On top of these, what if you also know Spanish?