I laughed when I saw that sign. Pretty tough sell to draw people who have been in Pattaya to go to Germany.
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I laughed when I saw that sign. Pretty tough sell to draw people who have been in Pattaya to go to Germany.
[QUOTE=BananaBoi;1816145]I laughed when I saw that sign. Pretty tough sell to draw people who have been in Pattaya to go to Germany.[/QUOTE]For me, the German FKK (and Brazilian terma) experience beats mongering in Thailand hands down. Large numbers to choose from at cheaper prices means nothing to me if I'm not that attracted to the women on offer. Give me the Latinas and the white girls who I'm much more attracted to and who fuck how I like it. There are many positives about Thailand, but at the end of the day it can only be the best if you like Asian women the most, or are at least indifferent. I do not and am not. Therefore, Brazil remains number one for me and Germany number two. No doubts about it! It's a very personal and subjective thing.
Sorry my post was a bit vague. I wasn't comparing Thailand to Germany and know the preference is subjective. I MUCH prefer Caucasian women over Asians as well. I was laughing at the marketing decision to spend all that money on a billboard in Thailand hoping to convince a guy from Australia, India, Thailand, etc. to fly all the way to Germany to go to a saunaclub named Magnum that they likely never heard of before. AFAIK most Americans have never heard of the concept of a saunaclub or FKK, even my friends who spend well over $1000 weekly locally. When I tell them how great FKK clubs are they are shocked these places even exist.
[QUOTE=TheCane;1816227]For me, the German FKK (and Brazilian terma) experience beats mongering in Thailand hands down. Large numbers to choose from at cheaper prices means nothing to me if I'm not that attracted to the women on offer. Give me the Latinas and the white girls who I'm much more attracted to and who fuck how I like it. There are many positives about Thailand, but at the end of the day it can only be the best if you like Asian women the most, or are at least indifferent. I do not and am not. Therefore, Brazil remains number one for me and Germany number two. No doubts about it! It's a very personal and subjective thing.[/QUOTE]You know, if my memory serves me right, I saw a big billboard in Madrid. With the same two girls. Magnum's ad is spread out in DE also. I see a truck parked somewhere on the side of the autobahn with the same image or on a overpass above.
Those occurrences are way too strange for me. Their website is not even that proper compared to other websites that are laid out more informatively. I don't get it. Why Magnum?
Perhaps your lifetime Anal Avg (in Thailand) has something to do with your outlook on Thailand. Haha. Anyway, Brazil is one destination I will be looking at. I know I will eventually look into it when time arises. I did meet couple pretty faced Brazilians that were well endow'd body wise at Vive. Really curvy shaped (T&A). My lifetime Anal Avg is 25% at Madrid. 1/4 girls. A girl from Valencia she says.
Magnum was a club to find some interesting girls when at one point(there was a good peak moment in the past). Just really random what type of girl would show, but also the LU now has what I call really strange girls that I can't really consider to be really normal types. Normal types, they tend to leave the club. Meike DE at GT used to work there. Another DE girl super cute blond that would kiss for a very long time worked there. Both only met on one visit, and left. They both had a good incling of the clientele there from what they told me, and validated by the fact that they left.
Has anyone been to Magnum lately? Is it better or worse talent wise than a year ago? I may need to swing by to find busty Dea.
Hope no one steals the rear view camera off my car this time!
Used my free entry to go to Magnum. Wish I could recover those 2 hours of my life. Worst yet it prevented me from hitting Mondial again tonight. Instead, I visited ACA for the 15 euro after 11 pm special just like 30 other guys did. Kate had guys 3 deep waiting for her. Any decent girl was swooped up instantly. I left.
Back to Magnum. Had the spaghetti with provencial sauce. The mozzarella balls were delicious. Spaghetti was ok. Oceans spaghetti with bolognese saue was better.
Magnum was completely dead. Maybe 20 girls and 30+ guys. Always difficult to tell in Magnum. Whether it was 10,20, 30,40 girls bottom line is not a single one remotely appealed to me. A couple who talked to me were ghetto Romanian. This is bottom of the barrel for Romanian girls. Maybe for the clubs sake the weekend lineup is MUCH better.
Glad my entry was free.
Highlight of my last visit was a reunion with a very pretty Polish girl working reception there now. You may have met her when getting your robe. She looks so much better than when she came to GT as she was pretty young then. Very nice girl.
Why does the club tease us with such girl not working? There is also very pretty and cute, bubbly Serbian girl that does room reception on one of the floor. I had my Euros read for her all this time.
Not worth visiting during the week. Even the weekend, I find that there is only small window later at night until the place becomes a sausage-fest. For me, it's not the sausage-fest that is the biggest issue. It's where you'd run into the girls. The layout, the girls can be at any random spots, and combine that with crowds, the likelihood of running into some girls will drop. On my visits, I'm not entirely sure if I've seen all the girls working due to this issue.
The LU I found at Magnum this Tuesday at 2 pm was slight better than the one I'the just left behind at Dolce Vita but not much better. In all I sessioned 4 girls here and they all contrived to avoid BBBJ and give bad service, 2 of them for instance warning me upfront I was their first client of the day and therefore I had to avoid pounding them too hard. One of them was a very short girl with full figure, ex-Oase. Number one told me she'the wanted to work at Dolce Vita but she didn't because for Dolce Vita she was required to "register" (whatever that implied) while at Magnum she didn't.
I hung around for a couple of hours at Magnum hoping more girls would arrive but none did. Magnum are expanding (installing a biggish swimming-pool). In the restaurant Magnum proudly advertise their "no pork" policy. Maybe non Turks are not so welcome after all in this club. Otherwise why were the girls seemed desperate enough to have me as a client but at the same time so intent on giving me poor service? On the other hand Dolce Vita had proven not better.
I had prepared myself for poor line-ups given my choice of FKKs on this first day in NRW but I had not anticipated any problem with service. For example I had got BBBJs no questions asked in the rest of Germany (including in FKKs situated in that part of Germany where the ban on BBBJ has been on the statute book for decades) and I only had to enter NRW for BBBJs to become problematic. This didn't seen to make sense. (trip report continued on the FKK Balylon thread).
Comparing line ups at 1 pm and 2 pm sounds a bit strange.
'Register' might mean paying tax?
[QUOTE=BananaBoi;1884533]Used my free entry to go to Magnum. Wish I could recover those 2 hours of my life. Worst yet it prevented me from hitting Mondial again tonight. Instead, I visited ACA for the 15 euro after 11 pm special just like 30 other guys did. Kate had guys 3 deep waiting for her. Any decent girl was swooped up instantly. I left.
Back to Magnum. Had the spaghetti with provencial sauce. The mozzarella balls were delicious. Spaghetti was ok. Oceans spaghetti with bolognese saue was better.
Magnum was completely dead. Maybe 20 girls and 30+ guys. Always difficult to tell in Magnum. Whether it was 10,20, 30,40 girls bottom line is not a single one remotely appealed to me. A couple who talked to me were ghetto Romanian. This is bottom of the barrel for Romanian girls. Maybe for the clubs sake the weekend lineup is MUCH better.
Glad my entry was free.[/QUOTE]Just curious, how did the girls look exactly that wasn't your cup of tea?
I'm at Magnum now. And I second BB's post. This is a shit hole. The turkish dj who loves crap rap music from turkey and bad american ghetto remixes doesn't make relaxing here any enjoyable either. This is 200% deffinately going to be my only visit ever. Worst FKK by far that I have visited. About 20 girls. Maybe even less.
There is one pretty cute 21 year old romanian girl here named Dea. Same girl BB mentionned I assume. She was nice in bed. Nothing special in skills, but did everything so can't complain. She is better of at a better club I think. And she asked me about what other clubs I liked.. If I am nice I'd give her an 8 for looks. All the rest is hardly more than max 6's. She claimed some girls were on vacation. For the clubs sake I hope she is right too.
The food looked good, but it was just medium cold stuff that seemed to have been warmed up again from yesterday...
Edit: Now a bunsh of girls arrived at 23.00. So I guess there are about 30 girls here now. Two of the new ones are deffinately doable too. Amira (ex LR Julia who also has worked at Mondial), and a blonde I havent spoken to yet... Amira is perhaps better looking than Dea. So a strong 8 or weak 9. She is young (20yrs old), has braces, slim petite face, brown straight hair, bubble butt, 160-165 in height.
She claimed she like the ambience here. But I guess that depends on what you compare it to. It does put LR and Mondial in an awkward light though. But places like Sharks, Oceans etc has ambience lightyears ahead of this. And its not even well done designwise like Paradise, Palace, Oase etc...
Then again, people are different I guess. I keep reading people here on the forum likes the serenity of GT. Design and ambiencewise GT is also on the lower end of the scale. But while GT looks to be taken out of a 15 year old camping site, Magnum is a mix of a bad turkish brothel, persian furnitures, an outside area looking like a minigolf course and a dj who could be an ISIS member...all stuck together in a ghetto in the late 80s (ok, I am slightly exaggerating, but this is not my cup of tea). An austrian design expert I met at GT last night agreed about GT design ruining the atmosphere. Its only the top 5-10 girls that holds GT up and makes it worthwhile visiting...
[QUOTE=Pistons;1914283]I'm at Magnum now. And I second BB's post. This is a shit hole. The turkish dj who loves crap rap music from turkey and bad american ghetto remixes doesn't make relaxing here any enjoyable either. This is 200% deffinately going to be my only visit ever. Worst FKK by far that I have visited. About 20 girls. Maybe even less.
There is one pretty cute 21 year old romanian girl here named Dea. Same girl BB mentionned I assume. She was nice in bed. Nothing special in skills, but did everything so can't complain. She is better of at a better club I think. And she asked me about what other clubs I liked.. If I am nice I'd give her an 8 for looks. All the rest is hardly more than max 6's. She claimed some girls were on vacation. For the clubs sake I hope she is right too.
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Not a huge fan of Magnum either. I would not recommend it, but you seem to be doing a long tour, so it changes up the monotony. I used to go with Dea when she worked at ACA. At that time, she mentioned that she was going to get implants. Does she have them now? Service-wise, Dea was limited, so I haven't bothered to seek her out. Coincidentally, I've bumped into about three ex-Oase girls on different visits to Magnum. All claimed to know me, but I only recognized one. There is also migration in the opposite direction: Lorena, Oase, is ex-Magnum
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The food looked good, but it was just medium cold stuff that seemed to have been warmed up again from yesterday...[/QUOTE]
Like Oase, Magnum has both a kitchen that cooks fresh food and buffet food that sits there for hours. Difference is, Magnum includes 20 EUR credit when you pay the 60 EUR entry.
If you are still there, you should realize that you can use that credit to purchase ala-carte dishes that are restaurant-quality and cooked-to-order. They should have given you a card that your waiter will punch holes through. I always use up my 20 EUR, because I don't believe they give you any refunds as you leave.
Yes, I'm relaxing in one of the chairs on the minigolf turf. LOL. Dea has naturals. No need for implants I think. And I see one short girl I have seen at Oase before too. No idea about her name. Just recognized her face. 1. 50 tall, so very short.
Amira was a much better GFE than Dea. Lots of eye contact, DFK and everything. She only does CBJ as she has braces and claimed she was sometimes bleeding in her mouth due to it. Makes it a bit strange how easily she DFK'ed though. Hmm, a checkup might still be in place after an FKK trip I suppose.
But even though Amira was a good session, and she and Dea makes it a decent top 2 at this club for me (however just barely 8's), the club itself is so bad that they hardly change my mind on never returning again. Weired thing is that Amira didn't seem to like the turkish clientelle. Time to find better pastures elsewhere I feel. Lots of the clientelle did seem a bit criminal too, and they had a hard time making them leave at closing time. One guy was strangling a girl by the lockers too, while she faked a laughter... must say I felt sad for the girls. But this is what happens when you let people in for free with free entry cards I suppose and dont have a strict guideline on the clientelle as at GT.
To add more wood on the fire here and in case girls also reads this.
One of the girls there told me after she had sessioned with one of these Turkish thugs, that she was scared to death while in the room. And that he had been strangling her.
As I was about to leave, the Asian receptionist had more guts and anger towards this group of thugs than the 2 silent scared towel guys who probably spends more time wrapping towels than handling the criminal clientelle. I tried to extend the time there as much as I could by being slow as well to see how it went. And as I was leaving 15 minutes past closing time, these thugs still had not changed clothes.
Earlier in the night the receptionist made a few remarks that made it obvious that this kind of behavior was a standard occurrence as well.
If this is the kind of club it is meant to be, then I feel they are just as safe working in one of the red light districts without bouncers or security at all.