FKK Artemis - Berlin

[quote=katinka;1329909]second girl irabella / erabella 22 romania. *frosted mid-back length blondish hair. *nice natural see-cups and nice ass. stay-up black hose and a piece of cloth around waist that i discovered was hiding a tattoo of grapes on her lower left stomach. *claimed to be there only on month but wouldn't share any back story. *i don't think that she spoke much english beyond "hello." very poor service.[/quote]not sure if it the same isabella but if it is she has been there for several years and is just about the worst artemis has to offer in my opinion. she is the type of romanian that gives romanian girls a bad name. too bad you had to run into her.

as you see in my report i more and more rely on tried and tested girls at artemis (fatima ;) for one).

am

Angus and RB have become uber-selective. Their tastes rarely overlap.

Its rumored Angus proposed to Fatima. She told to ask again when the renovations are finished.

Its also rumored that Fatima's derriere is to be named among the 100 Slovakian National Treasures of Eternity.

[QUOTE=Angus Magee; 1329721]I guess my criteria has changed really as I have been to Artemis enough times and fucked enough hot girls that it takes a bit to impress me. These days just the thought of heading off to the room with some curvy air head who is just thinking of the €60 (or more) I might spend leaves me cold. With Fatima I know that she at least also enjoys my company as I do hers. Plus we always have a laugh no matter how good the sex is. Yeah for me she really is sort of a GFE. And it is sort of sweet in such a place as Artemis to find a girl that you genuinely like.

I do think if she hadn't of shown up when she did that the night would have been un-gepopt.

AM[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Bearsk;1330047]Angus and RB have become uber-selective. Their tastes rarely overlap.[/QUOTE]B-this is deliberate. Once, when our tastes did overlap or if you prefer, our laps were over tasted, I was staring into the eyes of (she who shall remain nameless) , and I screamed out "yes Angus, yes". :eek:

Anyway, I know for sure that Fatima and he have a special connection (that she simply does not feel for the other 20,000 guys). I am especially grateful to her, because it puts him in an uncharacteristically good mood that can last up to 24 hours, and sometimes 25.

You will give us a head's up won't you, in advance this time, should you plan to enter Berlin airspace.

[QUOTE=Bearsk; 1330047]Its rumored Angus proposed to Fatima.

Its also rumored that Fatima's derriere is to be named among the 100 Slovakian National Treasures of Eternity.[/QUOTE]Now I understand better "The Loving Monger" and "I Can't Help Falling In Love".

AM, I wish you the best of luck.

NC

[QUOTE=Angus Magee; 1329981]Not sure if it the same Isabella but if it is she has been there for several years and is just about the worst Artemis has to offer in my opinion. She is the type of Romanian that gives Romanian girls a bad name. Too bad you had to run into her.

As you see in my report I more and more rely on tried and tested girls at Artemis (Fatima. For one).

AM[/QUOTE]In reading your description of Thursday night it gave me a bit of comfort that maybe Friday wasn't just "me." Also, I bet it was Isabella. That was the name that was in my mind, but post session, she kept rolling an "R" into it.

[QUOTE=Katinka;1329909]I may have made my last vist to Artimis on Friday.[/quote]Friday 21th Sep?

[quote=Katinka;1329909]was hoping to see Fatima, a favorite, but she was not there.[/quote]She was there, til midnight at least.

[quote=Katinka;1329909]First girl Jane from Romania.[/quote]Jane is German, good english skills. Another name?

[quote=Katinka;1329909]Second girl Irabella / Erabella 22 Romania.[/QUOTE]AM told everything about her. Isabella. I learned the hard way.

I was wondering if any regulars to Berlin and Artemis are familiar with the size and impact of the upcoming Berlin Messe event " EAS- Euro Attractions Show", ending on my first planned day at Artemis on Thurday. 11. 10. 12. I was planning to visit Artemis late afternoon through evening, but, would rather avoid terribly busy times. If anyone would be so kind to comment, I would appreaciate it.

I assume the Messe event that follows, through the weekend, "Al Bundy Schuhboerse" is no big deal, unless Al himself shows up at Artemis to fit the ladies for new heels. I hope he brings his daughter!

Horbate

[QUOTE=Horbate; 1331189]I was wondering if any regulars to Berlin and Artemis are familiar with the size and impact of the upcoming Berlin Messe event " EAS- Euro Attractions Show", ending on my first planned day at Artemis on Thurday. 11. 10. 12. I was planning to visit Artemis late afternoon through evening, but, would rather avoid terribly busy times. If anyone would be so kind to comment, I would appreaciate it.

I assume the Messe event that follows, through the weekend,"Al Bundy Schuhboerse" is no big deal, unless Al himself shows up at Artemis to fit the ladies for new heels. I hope he brings his daughter!

Horbate[/QUOTE]The EAS fair isn't open for public. Approx. 7.000 visitors last year. For comparision: Innotrans fair, responsible for very busy nights in Artemis last week, counted more than 100. 000 visitors. IMHO the impact on the business in Artemis is negligible.

[QUOTE=Pharisaer; 1331199]The Euro Attractions Show fair isn't open for public. [/QUOTE]Ironic ain't it? The real number one Euro attraction is just a few hundred meters south of the Euro Attraction Show. So close, and yet so far.

[QUOTE=Rocketboy0;1331230]Ironic ain't it? The real number one Euro attraction is just a few hundred meters south of the Euro Attraction Show. So close, and yet so far.[/QUOTE]Maybe you mix it up. What you're talking about is the real 60 (and more) Euro attraction just a short walk away from the fairgrounds, aren't you?

[QUOTE=Pharisaer;1331310]Maybe you mix it up. What you're talking about is the real 60 (and more) Euro attraction just a short walk away from the fairgrounds, aren't you?[/QUOTE]Yup-you have indeed grasped the subtle irony, caused by the very mixing of the 2 ideas.

Managed to score an invite to the birthday bash and official opening of the new Art's Wing Sat night. It does sort of resemble a kind of tiny town, so I shall name it here, Poondorf.

Had a fine (non-sexual) time with the usual steer on a spit and various eats, and it was pretty full around 21:30. The girls were for a change in evening dress and gowns and the results were curious. Some hotties (eg Jenna and Brigitta) looked even hotter in simple black dresses, some normally not so attractives looked pretty good dressed up, and some hotties revealed their dubious fashion sense both in dress and seriously done up (like Medusa) hair. My personal favorite was one who wore a white blouse with a skirt that had long white mohair, looking like a cross between human attached to a sheep or a polar bear (think O Lucky Man). If I had been camping out, the fire was low, and she walked by, I might have shot first and asked questions later.

Anyway it was indeed a rarified atmosphere with ribbon cutting, Haki and Kennan dressed up to greet all etc. Obviously exhausted from the last sprint to finish enough to open to the public. I left a little early due to the crowds so I missed the live music, fireworks, and laser show. RB had to settle for his own show, having had his wicked way with the voluptuousens Busa (Turkish German) and Bella (Blond Cuban) whom RB recommends, as always.

RB tried to be the first to break-in a bedroom in Poondorf with a willing accomplice but security said nein danke. There are 10 new rooms and most but not all are finished and have beds ready for romping but it was a wee bit chilly and the door locks and heaters not quite sorted. Poondorf itself was sort of a Potemkin village; the new showers and bathrooms are tiled but no faucettes or toilets are in, the sauna done but heating system not up and running, and the pool and jacuzzi while finished, are not heated yet. The pool and jacuzzi, lit up last night, were attractive and should be great additions once all up. My guess is it could be another 2 weeks or so before all fully open and operational. Still it was a fine night and there was a good vibe on for one and all.

Quick question about Artemis:

I have heard there are some places to casually lounge. Would it be ok to sleep in the club for a bit towards the end of the night? From my experiences in Macau, it is alright to sleep in the club, but those places are 24/7.

The reason I ask is I will arrive in Berlin Monday afternoon and want to hit up Artemis right away and spend a decent amount of time there. I will be staying with a friend in Berlin and don't want to wake him up in the middle of the night to get into his house after Artemis.

[QUOTE=NMMooreland; 1333472]Quick question about Artemis:

I have heard there are some places to casually lounge. Would it be ok to sleep in the club for a bit towards the end of the night? From my experiences in Macau, it is alright to sleep in the club, but those places are 24/7.

The reason I ask is I will arrive in Berlin Monday afternoon and want to hit up Artemis right away and spend a decent amount of time there. I will be staying with a friend in Berlin and don't want to wake him up in the middle of the night to get into his house after Artemis.[/QUOTE]There's a couple of places where you can sleep in (relative) peace:

-on the big circular couch at the bottom of the stairs.

-on the loungers by the pool.

-on the couches in the downstairs bar.

You will probably get propositioned by some girls in all these areas but it's normally possible to grab some Z's. I generally grab a towel and wrap it around my head 'Lawrence of Arabia' style to keep out light and noise when I'm trying to sleep in these areas.

Suddenly I had this horny feeling, so I bought a ticket to Berlin. At the airport I had sushi. I love sushi.



ARIEL: 21, French / German: Slender. 170 cm. Short dark hair, Rihanna look-a-like. Several guys mentioned this to her. Speaks good english." I give you normal service in a 30 minutes program, but if you upgrade to 1 hour, I'll open up my heart for you, and you can also DFK". Great kissing, fabulous 69, small tight clean fresh pussy, small lips, great wet BJ, sucking and licking balls."Sorry you are too large for doggy, but I love to have my ass fucked". WTF? Normally this penis related comments are pre-programmed compliments, kind of egoboost, and no, I'm not spectacular at all. But I didn't want this to spoil my session, so we finished in mish. Relaxing, and nice talking afterwards until she started stroking my cock and kissing my mouth and body. Began doing excellent BJ, suddenly executed the action."I only perform BJ if you pay for CIM. Even if you don't manage to finish, you must consider this 50 E as a payment for the work". Once again WTF, but still I was more interested in the session since the quality was high. CIM in 69, great satisfaction. The day after I visited Artemis again she approached me, but I ruled her out and told her the disadvantages of having this strategy."People will not repeat". Sad beautiful eyes. Ciao!

Verdict: B.

ANYA: 20something POL: Doing economic education in Germany. Blond long hair, very thin, BMI below recommended minimum level. But I can't save everyone, especially when you lick my ears and speak dirty while stroking my cock the Gandhi and Mother Theresa in me fade away. Kissing lips, not DFK. She wanted 69, great oral performance. Very good RC, hard working, finished in doggy. She told me to notice the goose bumbs on the skin of her legs. A nice remark, hopefully something only Kimino and I have managed to achieve? I don't think so. Will repeat.

Verdict B-

NELLA: 22 GER. Optifick deluxe. Astonishing body, long blond hair, ice queen. 170 cm. Good english. During a sloppy BJ "You're here very often, you must be wealthy"."No I'm not, only priorities"."I don't believe you". Not a smile at all, cold as ice. Terrible atmosphere in zimmer. Lost my stiffness before penetration." This is not good for fucking, wait" Brought some oil, started giving me a horrible HJ. Used more oil at me than the chefs at the Italian restaurants of Kudamm."Wait, I can help you I told her, then she moved away without giving any attention. I was tempted to ask her how much extra she charged for some enthusiasm. I aborted the session. Waste of everything. Unable to finish when people remind me of Saddam Hussein.

Verdict E-

CINDY: POL 21, looks younger. 160 cm, small, blond. Very nice smile and face. Unskilled BJ, but nice touching and licking of balls. No kissing. I asked for penetration, but she said "no, wait!". WTF? These young girls born after 1990 are very often aiming for CIM. Gave her another 10 minutes and with 5 minutes left told her I want to finish and not extend the time. No complaining, she was surprised I didn't finish. Entered her pink Polish pussy and banged her in mish until a mediocre orgasm. Girls who don't kiss must compensate and she was only ok. No fireworks unfortunately.

Verdict: C.

MICHELLE: COLOMBIA, mid twenties. 170 cm, slender, short dark hair, sometimes using hair extensions, has got the most amazingly beautiful eyes at Artemis. Really nice girl. Good DFK, BJ,"Baby, please lick my pussy, can I sit on your face?". What a tasty, sexy, delicious encounter! Having her pussy grinding my mouth and nose, and still able to take a close up view to her terrific silky skin, touching her all over, watching her caress her breasts with closed eyes, sometimes looking at me with her beautiful smile makes me feel 15 years younger. Artemis going downhill? You just made the wrong picks! Will repeat and have done 3 times. Sometimes I wish I could have a picture of her eyes. I always do 1 hour, I have the feeling that she's able to upsell CIM during shorter sessions.

Verdict: A-

MAYA: 28 POL. 160 cm. Blond, long hair, pornstar look. Please note: there are 2 blond Polish Mayas at Artemis. Both are superstars. This one is the smallest, and she doesn't kiss. But she does compensate convincingly with all the right moves, touches, all details are perfectly performed. She is an optifick from another time and space. She looks so hot that during BJ I was mentally confused. Is this happening to me? Do I get all this pleasure for 60 E? Actually I didn't fuck her, she gave me one of the best BJ ever, and though I've had sessioned several times thatday, I exploded in her mouth. Hope I see her again. Just the view of her body is worth the 60 euros.

A-

LOTUS: 25 (?) POL: 170 cm, slim, sweet, long brown hair. Works in the kino ground floor. Convinced me in the kino, fantastic BBBJ. Continued to zimmer, and I have to say, this is on my all time top 3 list. Spectacular 69 and cowgirl ended up in one of my strongest orgasms. Actually the best. Ever. Period. I should have tipped her. I did not. Next time I will.

A.

VIOLA, RUS: 24, 170 cm, slim, dark shoulderlong hair, pale skin, she approaches carefully, gives a nice conversation without any pressure. Elegant approach, not this useless fucking "baby, baby" BS. Perfectly shaped B / C cups. Nicely shaved, with a dark strip remaining for the sake of beauty and lust. Very good BJ, she actually has repeat customers due to the skills, so she said, and she didn't disappoint. Good humor and nice conversation with limited english, but still great session. Will repeat.

A-

MANUELLA (ROM) 26, long blond hair, tanned skin, has been working at Artemis for several years (before 2009) I asked for a romantic session, she said she wash't able to do that. I thought I should cancel the program, but was very curious about this girl. Good but mechanical BJ, LFK, but it did not work out for me. I wanted to relax with her and talk, but it seemed like since I was ungepopped, she felt bad and couldn't relax. Gave me a new round BJ+HJ, but the session was dead. I think she's a good session depending on your mood and sexual strength, but I will not repeat, there are too much talents out there.

C.

IVY (GER) 23: She's been developing and we had a very good session with kissing, good oral sex and atmosphere in zimmer. She is 175, slender, black hair, and the most beautiful brown eyes. Will continue my sessions with her.

A-



Thank you Angus and Rocketboy for first class company. Amazing guys.