[QUOTE=ElMexicant;2979050]This game with the massage girls is relatively easy if you got the know how, hustle, and game. I've never paid more than 300 baht total for a massage with HJ. That's because before I was a Punjabi Prince, I was a Punjabi Pimp. Last time I was in Pattaya, got massage, HJ, and BJ for 500 total. So the cheap shops are on beginning of 2nd, near Red Planet side street, Buakhao, and on Central from Buakhao to the Big Cee (both sides). I look for the 100 for foot massage. There are always some cute girls at these shops along with the hags. But since some like the hags anyways then there is something for everyone. The uglier the cheaper, unless you look like an Indian Adonis. Then you can snag a pretty one easy.
First make sure you hide your most of your money and only leave 300 baht in the wallet. No CC or ATM cards. Select a girl to do your foot massage. Ask for towel and to go to bathroom. Come out bathroom with just the towel around your waist. I tell them I am Turkish in broken English and this is how we like to do for massages. Also limit your English to not be able to communicate on purpose. While they are foot massaging, give them some glimpses of the event horizon peeking though the towel. When they massage my leg, I also make attempts to grab their asses to let them know I am interested. So by the end, they have put in too much work into my massage and my naughty groping behavior they feel that they will be ENTITLED for a tip. Also know that these girls work only for tips and the massage fee goes to shop. So it's either 200 baht for extra minute of work for what is left in my wallet or go hungry for the day.
And trust me, by Gandhi's gonads, I do show them what is left in my wallet. Take to or leave it. Then I speak in Hindi as to being confused. I always get 100% take it when I use Google translate to say "me only take 1 minute to finish by hand. " But really takes me 3 or so. Once they start, they have to finish or get nothing at all. Some will try to say go ATM, but then I show them no cards. By the way CIF is included if your aim is good. Once a girl gave me tissue to clean up. She was angry bird because all she could get was 200 or nothing at all. I took my balled up cum soaked tissue and threw it back her head. I claim I thought trash can was that way and I no good at basketball. Win win all the way. Just like Leah off Chaturbate. Can't believe she will get $500 in 1 hour on just prancing around and show nothing. You can see, I am cheapie who looks for free. No tokens. Isn't she lovely?[/QUOTE]This is good, but when I went to put my clothes back on, somebody had stolen them. Angry bird refused to let me keep the shop towel, and since I had hidden the rest of the money in my clothes, I had no money for tuk-tuk either. I had to walk all the way back to the hotel naked, and many people point at me. If you do this, make sure nobody steals your clothes while you are relaxing with happy time.