Pattaya Reports

[QUOTE=SirLancelot;2904796]

I find it extraordinary the amount of testosterone you get with some people on ISG. You'd think this forum would be a safe space to exchange information but on every thread there is someone like ElMexicant, beating his chest and picking fights for no good reason. 'My girl is prettier than yours' they taunt, like a kid in the playground. I might have let this particular lie go, if it wasn't for the fact that he claimed in the same post to be on a different playing field from everyone else. Anyone who spouts such a deluded comment deserves to have their BS exposed.

So in conclusion, it turns out that the real 'eternal dilemma' ElMexicant faces is which of his picture collection to wank off to tonight.[/QUOTE]Thanks for saying that, Sir Lancelot. Now that you've said it, allow me to embellish.

I've been on these ISG forums for about 22 years. I'm not a prolific poster here, but I've posted on message boards in Asia, South America, and Europe since 2000. I've always noticed the tendency of certain posters on ISG (dating back many years) to come on and dominate the threads, or to just want to show other guys how macho they are. It makes reading ISG almost unbearable at times, and it pollutes the otherwise honest exchange of information relating to our favorite hobby of mongering with pretty women in other countries.

Personally, I cannot imagine making posts on this or any other board where I would brag about my biceps (or triceps), but that's just what ElMexicant does. Here are some quotes from his posts:

"none of these girls Soi 6 pictured accepted my offer of 1300 upstairs ST +1 lady drink + room charge. That's even after I let them fondled my biceps after I flexed my arm for them. ".

"I was at CoCo Fitness today and they haven't seen for 3 months, but said I look better than the last time I was in Pattaya. Must be those skull crushers. Big guns means building the triceps not biceps. ".

"They all wanted 2000 and a couple even quoted 2500- 3000 + 1 drink + room fee. Ridiculous because I even flexed my biceps to try to get a discount. ".

Why would someone be telling an audience of men how big their biceps are? And how is that relevant to the topic at hand? I also cannot imagine coming on a public forum and being so arrogant:

Another ElMexicant quote:

"Ice water runs through my veins. Not quite God's gift to women, but damn close. I consider myself doing charity every time I pay these girls for sex. Honestly, I think I am a "good catch" when it comes to girls. ".

Hatred of women:

Another ElMexicant quote:

"Maybe it's better to rally around more honorable stories about poisoning random girls with 30 drinks so I can get them intoxicated to get some BBFS and CIP while being ripped off with hugely inflated drink prices. " Huh?

Admitting to theft on a public forum:

More ElMexicant quotes:

1. "Go hang out at the entrance behind other guests and pay attention to their room number when they announce it. Call them on your room hotel to their room hotel and tell them you are housekeeping. And ask what time will they check out tomorrow. When they say "we don't, we have XXX days," that's your cue to show up at 6 am next morning and use their room number and eat. ".

2. "Find a resort hotel with patio tables for breakfast. Grab you one of the dirty plates off a table that has been left for clean up. Enter with dirty plates in hand and exchange them on your way to the buffet. Nobody will ask anything. If they do, start talking in some foreign language not named English. ".

"Shit. I've gotten so good at this that I even order poolside drinks and food and bill it to another room. I also use different hotel, resorts, and condo pools and gyms when I am in Pattaya. No need to pay for that type of stuff. Grand Avenue has an excellent gym if you know how to sneak in. ".

"There are three 5 star hotels that makes it easy for a free breakfast, but those I save for myself on how to. Starting your day with a free breakfast in a hotel you are not staying in is a must every morning to fuel you for the rest of the day. ".

And a final quote about this guy's character (he said this, not me):

Another ElMexicant quote:

"Lying goes a long way when you have confidence. ".

I'm sure he'll say he was just joking about all this stuff, but either way, he's a sad man.

[QUOTE=OldSchool318;2904834]On beach road is it acceptable or an issue to dip out to the water to light one up?

At least now while it is still legal? Is it easy to find pot head ladies to join ya?[/QUOTE]It is officially illegal to smoke in public places I think.

Very few potheads among the girls, and I think the few potheads among them will prefer to get high when they are with friends rather than with a client.

[QUOTE=OldSchool318;2904834]On beach road is it acceptable or an issue to dip out to the water to light one up?[/QUOTE]It is not legal to smoke in public. Some of the shops that sell it allow people to smoke inside though.

[QUOTE=Explorer8939;2904836]Wait, what?

You went to a TF lady's room, and her "husband" was in the room? How do you know he was the husband, and not the customer before you? Did he wait in the room when you fucked her?

Why did you go to her room, she couldn't make it to your hotel?[/QUOTE]I did not say any of that. I said I went to see. They have businesses together in what is I guess their house too, and there was a picture of them together on the wall as many married couples would have. Plus the wedding rings.

Rode through Surprise BBQ today and there were no signs of life. Maps says permanently closed as well. Grand Opening, Grand Closing?

I tried to arrange a barfine next week with a Soi Pothole bargirl, but she is booked up for next week.

So, I guess some areas in Pattaya are still busy.

Breaking news, I have been banned from Tinder. I thought my messages were generally very tame but I think I used the word 'short-time' and have been suspended as a result. I find it amusing that an App which essentially facilitates one night stands should take any kind of moral high ground on sex for sale.

So I joined ThaiFriendly and immediately got a few bites. The free version of the site has a few annoyances, mainly the fact you can only send a message every 10 minutes! It's not conducive to flowing conversation. Secondly the prettiest girls have a 'popular' sticker on their profile and only members are allowed to message them. If I lived in Pattaya I'd be tempted to join but it's not worth it for the remaining four days of my trip.

My plan today was to find a girl on soi 6 and then maybe another from one of the bars later. Time is running out on my trip so I'm on the final dash to the finishing line, two girls a day minimum.

It was Saturday night and the roads were busy. Tourists had paint on their faces, as there was a festival going on at the beach. I reached the top of soi 6 at 6. 40 pm and the street was packed. Deep breath, game face on, go.

I spotted a little blond outside Lust and a skinny girl with green hair at another bar that would satisfy my urge to tick off all hair colours of the spectrum.

I couldn't resist stopping at Omega Bar for a beer to see if ElMexicant's 'new girl' was there, from his 'eternal dilemma' post in which he claimed he was on a different playing field to everyone else. It turns out his 'new girl' hasn't worked in Pattaya for two months.

Back on the street I saw a lovely girl sat on the step in front of a crowded bar. She was tall, had luscious long hair and no tattoos. She looked like a step-back-in-time girl from how these streets might have looked decades ago. I couldn't resist. She asked for 2000 but accepted 1500.

She got undressed and had the body of a model. Tall and slender with tiny tits. Despite this she pinched her slender belly and said 'pum pui! ' Thai girls always do this, even if they're skinny. I knew I was in for a good time when she crawled on to the bed and made cat claws with her hands, then prowled vixen-like over my body and kissed me passionately on the lips. The sex lived up to expectations. I think she watches a lot of porn in her spare time because she kept repeating 'oh baby, oh baby' as I gave her pussy a good pounding.

I took some photos afterwards for my own collection and she looked great in the pics in which she was smiling but I managed to capture one photo when she wasn't and my god her resting face was photogenic. It's funny how some girls tense up in front of a camera and some girls don't.

With a spring in my step I walked back along 2nd Road, through Myth, and bought a drink for a pretty girl at Oh Bar I've had my eyes on for a while. This has been my favourite beer bar for several years but has disappointed me on this trip as it has always been quiet with hardly any girls. Tonight however there were five or six nice girls, clinking glasses with the barflies.

I ate at Hungry Hippo on soi Buakhao, which does lots of home-made western favourites, as well as an array of desserts.

Ordinarily I'd enjoy a leisurely bar-crawl in the evening but my chest infection means I've only got a limited amount of time before the cigarette smoke makes me start coughing. So my plan was to do a circuit of the usual spots and pounce upon any attractive girl. I saw a candidate at Buddy Bar but she was eating food, my favourite at Ass 95 was with a customer. I trudged past, head bowed in an Oscar-worthy performance, making sure she saw my pain.

It's sad to walk past Moonlight. Two years ago this was my favourite bar and I had some great nights in there, but now the girls sit in a line outside, barely looking up from their mobile phones. The bar has become so geared to Korean customers it's lost all personality and the girls always look so bored.

It was 10.15 pm and I had an idea. I'd go to soi LK Metro and see if my Terminal 21 girl was at Las Vegas. But when I got to the door two bouncers converged on me and insisted I hand over the bottle of honey lemon iced tea I'd purchased from the 7 Eleven. Ever since I've had a bad chest I've tried tablets, lozenges, powders and now antibiotics, yet it's this iced tea which has the most soothing effect. I explained I needed it but they wouldn't let me in, so I walked away.

On the fork of LK Metro heading towards soi Buakhao there are a lot of bars with excitable girls outside. I spotted a nice girl with a big metallic smile and the tiniest waist I've ever seen and bought her a drink. We clicked so I enquired about prices. She told me the barfine was 1000 but I could also pay for a room upstairs for 650 baht. I hadn't considered that these bars would have short-time rooms. She quoted an ambitious 2500 short-time price but came down to 1500 and soon I was following her peachy little bum up the dimly lit back staircase. She was extraordinarily skinny.

The room wouldn't score highly on TripAdvisor. Loud music from the bars below rattled the window and the bed was rock hard. The air-con tried in vain to keep the temperature sub-tropical.

It was her first week at the bar and I've scarcely experience such a tight pussy. I got in two or three inches as she grimaced and tossed her head around. 'Are you okay? ' I asked. We struggled clumsily like this for about a minute, like two virgins having sex for the first time. I thought this was as good as it was going to get, but then she wiggled her hips and arched her back and suddenly my dick slid all the way in, making her gasp and clutch the pillow. The sex was great. I was slow and gentle at first but soon I was fucking her hard in doggy.

By midnight I was back in my room, reflecting on another great day in Pattaya. I've had to amend my modus operandi due to my chest infection but I'm picking up some great girls.

[QUOTE=SirLancelot;2904945]Breaking news, I have been banned from Tinder. I thought my messages were generally very tame but I think I used the word 'short-time' and have been suspended as a result. I find it amusing that an App which essentially facilitates one night stands should take any kind of moral high ground on sex for sale.

So I joined ThaiFriendly and immediately got a few bites. The free version of the site has a few annoyances, mainly the fact you can only send a message every 10 minutes! It's not conducive to flowing conversation. Secondly the prettiest girls have a 'popular' sticker on their profile and only members are allowed to message them. If I lived in Pattaya I'd be tempted to join but it's not worth it for the remaining four days of my trip.

My plan today was to find a girl on soi 6 and then maybe another from one of the bars later. Time is running out on my trip so I'm on the final dash to the finishing line, two girls a day minimum.

It was Saturday night and the roads were busy. Tourists had paint on their faces, as there was a festival going on at the beach. I reached the top of soi 6 at 6. 40 pm and the street was packed. Deep breath, game face on, go.

I spotted a little blond outside Lust and a skinny girl with green hair at another bar that would satisfy my urge to tick off all hair colours of the spectrum.

I couldn't resist stopping at Omega Bar for a beer to see if ElMexicant's 'new girl' was there, from his 'eternal dilemma' post in which he claimed he was on a different playing field to everyone else. It turns out his 'new girl' hasn't worked in Pattaya for two months.

Back on the street I saw a lovely girl sat on the step in front of a crowded bar. She was tall, had luscious long hair and no tattoos. She looked like a step-back-in-time girl from how these streets might have looked decades ago. I couldn't resist. She asked for 2000 but accepted 1500.

She got undressed and had the body of a model. Tall and slender with tiny tits. Despite this she pinched her slender belly and said 'pum pui! ' Thai girls always do this, even if they're skinny. I knew I was in for a good time when she crawled on to the bed and made cat claws with her hands, then prowled vixen-like over my body and kissed me passionately on the lips. The sex lived up to expectations. I think she watches a lot of porn in her spare time because she kept repeating 'oh baby, oh baby' as I gave her pussy a good pounding.

I took some photos afterwards for my own collection and she looked great in the pics in which she was smiling but I managed to capture one photo when she wasn't and my god her resting face was photogenic. It's funny how some girls tense up in front of a camera and some girls don't.

With a spring in my step I walked back along 2nd Road, through Myth, and bought a drink for a pretty girl at Oh Bar I've had my eyes on for a while. This has been my favourite beer bar for several years but has disappointed me on this trip as it has always been quiet with hardly any girls. Tonight however there were five or six nice girls, clinking glasses with the barflies.

I ate at Hungry Hippo on soi Buakhao, which does lots of home-made western favourites, as well as an array of desserts.

Ordinarily I'd enjoy a leisurely bar-crawl in the evening but my chest infection means I've only got a limited amount of time before the cigarette smoke makes me start coughing. So my plan was to do a circuit of the usual spots and pounce upon any attractive girl. I saw a candidate at Buddy Bar but she was eating food, my favourite at Ass 95 was with a customer. I trudged past, head bowed in an Oscar-worthy performance, making sure she saw my pain.

It's sad to walk past Moonlight. Two years ago this was my favourite bar and I had some great nights in there, but now the girls sit in a line outside, barely looking up from their mobile phones. The bar has become so geared to Korean customers it's lost all personality and the girls always look so bored.

It was 10.15 pm and I had an idea. I'd go to soi LK Metro and see if my Terminal 21 girl was at Las Vegas. But when I got to the door two bouncers converged on me and insisted I hand over the bottle of honey lemon iced tea I'd purchased from the 7 Eleven. Ever since I've had a bad chest I've tried tablets, lozenges, powders and now antibiotics, yet it's this iced tea which has the most soothing effect. I explained I needed it but they wouldn't let me in, so I walked away.

On the fork of LK Metro heading towards soi Buakhao there are a lot of bars with excitable girls outside. I spotted a nice girl with a big metallic smile and the tiniest waist I've ever seen and bought her a drink. We clicked so I enquired about prices. She told me the barfine was 1000 but I could also pay for a room upstairs for 650 baht. I hadn't considered that these bars would have short-time rooms. She quoted an ambitious 2500 short-time price but came down to 1500 and soon I was following her peachy little bum up the dimly lit back staircase. She was extraordinarily skinny.

The room wouldn't score highly on TripAdvisor. Loud music from the bars below rattled the window and the bed was rock hard. The air-con tried in vain to keep the temperature sub-tropical.

It was her first week at the bar and I've scarcely experience such a tight pussy. I got in two or three inches as she grimaced and tossed her head around. 'Are you okay? ' I asked. We struggled clumsily like this for about a minute, like two virgins having sex for the first time. I thought this was as good as it was going to get, but then she wiggled her hips and arched her back and suddenly my dick slid all the way in, making her gasp and clutch the pillow. The sex was great. I was slow and gentle at first but soon I was fucking her hard in doggy.

By midnight I was back in my room, reflecting on another great day in Pattaya. I've had to amend my modus operandi due to my chest infection but I'm picking up some great girls.[/QUOTE]This is Puzzling.

You find Cuties everywhere yet you go online. Please Clarify.

[QUOTE=Cornwall;2904855]Why would someone be telling an audience of men how big their biceps are? And how is that relevant to the topic at hand? I also cannot imagine coming on a public forum and being so arrogant:[/QUOTE]I guess you just have to know him. He is nothing like you are thinking. When I read all the stuff you quoted I laugh because I know him. He is just talking trash. 4 years ago during covid he was telling me a story about the cat with the fist that waves. To this day I laugh every time I think of that shit or see one of those cats. I had never really paid much attention to those things until he brought it up.

[QUOTE=FortyDrinks;2904958]This is Puzzling.

You find Cuties everywhere yet you go online. Please Clarify.[/QUOTE]Anybody who has a good and fun time in Angeles City loses credibility with me. Years before COVID, I booked 10 days in AC. Left after 3, they can keep my paid hotel fare for the 10 day stay. It was that bad. Had to get out of that shit hole. But here we got a Superstar at the AC GoGos, but Mr. Beer Bar Goggles in Pattaya. Says much?

[QUOTE=FortyDrinks;2904958]This is Puzzling.

You find Cuties everywhere yet you go online. Please Clarify.[/QUOTE]While I prefer to meet girls in the flesh, my chest infection has meant I've had to change my modus operandi towards the back end of the trip, to try and spend less time in smoky bars. I joined ThaiFriendly to try and set up some afternoon meets, so girls come straight to my hotel. Plus there's a cost implication. I've fucked 43 girls on this trip and going online is a good way of saving some money (cheaper prices, no lady-drinks etc).

At sirlancalot, just a tip for TF. If you search for the user name of a 'popular' girl, you will be able to access her profile and send a message.

Typically I pay for a month of premium when I'm there, but when I am browsing in the weeks before, this trick helps.

[QUOTE=ElMexicant;2904892]Now you know what type of monger I am. In these wise words of Homey the Clown, "Homey don't play that![/QUOTE]A disgusting one. Meeting minors. Should be banned from this website.

[QUOTE=MartinFlevo;2905005]A disgusting one. Meeting minors. Should be banned from this website.[/QUOTE]Her profile said she was 19. She told him she was 17. He told her he could not meet her since she was too young for him because she was 17. He did not meet her. What is your issue?

[QUOTE=SirLancelot;2904992]While I prefer to meet girls in the flesh, my chest infection has meant I've had to change my modus operandi towards the back end of the trip, to try and spend less time in smoky bars. I joined ThaiFriendly to try and set up some afternoon meets, so girls come straight to my hotel. Plus there's a cost implication. I've fucked 43 girls on this trip and going online is a good way of saving some money (cheaper prices, no lady-drinks etc).[/QUOTE]Hi, rarely chip in but have posted some reports on actual trips, bars, girls, good times. What I don't get is that Sir Lancelot posts nice long detailed reports on what his day and night is like and some "members" can't resisit having a dig, a "query", a snide remark etc. My experience is that we are all punters and bars I have visited in Thailand, Cambodia and Philippines can all be wonderful and you get the time of your life and then next visit - 3 months, 6 months, 1 week later, whatever. Nothing is going on that appeals to you. All this means is that the girls you liked last time have a job, have a life, have days off, have family visits etc. They are not deperately waiting for you to turn up again, anxiously looking at the door (some are of course.). Um, not sure what other contributions to make here. But well done to Sir Lancelot (wonderful, ridiculous member name) and lighten up all the guys who enjoy being members of the commentariat. Lastly, I was in Angeles on 3 visits last year and went mainly with girls I knew from previous trips: 27 year old who is my travel buddy and is a lovely person and very cute, slim, funny, A 19 year old with a perfect body, very cute face and the friendliest manner, and a 20 year old who had a baby when she turned 18 , met me before and after work for cheaper sessions and is gorgeous, goes swimming with me and her daughter and has never had a difficult moment with me. Bla bla bla. Enjoy guys. Covid nailed things down and now tourism is taking off again. You are lucky.