Pattaya Reports

[QUOTE=Paolo99;2920579]Then go for the ass instead.[/QUOTE]I do but that is desert! There is nothing like tongue lashing the beaver and hearing the Thai girl say " seal " which is I'm horny now.

[QUOTE=ThaiGoodTimes;2920546]So sad to hear from you your troubles in Pattaya and Phuket EihTooms.

My only guess is that you must be a not so handsum man. 5555.

Seriously, come see me in Rawai next time you are in Phuket, and I'm pretty sure we can swing those odds around to way more in your favour of getting it as wanted.[/QUOTE]Ah thanks.

But I can't say I have had "trouble" exactly in Phuket. Well, one night for about 4 hours. Otherwise, I never really mongered much there. The only 3 times I went there I had a girlfriend from Bangkok with me. A different one each time. And not bargirls or freelancers.

However, the last time I was there for a few days several months ago, yes, with a girlfriend from Bangkok, I did have one evening on my own from about 8 pm until Midnight. So I spent some time in and around the bars in Patong. I did engage with 4-5 of the various girls who interested me sexually, in some of the gogo bars on Dragon Street or something like that.

I bought them drinks, had a few laughs, each one eventually hit me up to barfine them for a Short Time. I was not willing nor in a position to throw real money at any of them for a "go with the flow and see what happens in the room" gamble under the circumstances so I told them what would convince me to take them; DFK, BBBJ and BBFS+CIP.

Not one of them could get past my hideous ugliness and offensive body odor to respond with anything other than "No way, no how, not now, not ever, not for any amount of money. ".

"No problem. Just asking. Thanks for the laughs and sharing 2-3 drinks with me. Buh-bye. ".

So that was the extent of any potential Patong Phuket Field Report from me.

At Midnight my silver coach turned back into a pumpkin and back to the hotel I went to meet my sweet little university student girlfriend who apparently can't get enough of my hideous ugliness and offensive body odor and had another great night of Real Sex with her, the 5,000+ baht I was willing to pay a stranger for that experience kept safely in my pocket.

[QUOTE=Paolo99;2920579]Then go for the ass instead.[/QUOTE]Anal warts on the tongue.

[QUOTE=MarquisdeSade1;2920677]Anal warts on the tongue.[/QUOTE]Damn Warts on the tongue! Never heard of that one! Young young! Whenever I went skiing in the Sierra, at night I drive to Nevada, the famous Mustang ranch, next door Cotton tail, then it was cheap girl told me LBM had warts. It shock me cause I never went uncovered she gave me a lesson in warts how they can be obtain then cover me up and proceeded to rock my Asian world. Went back home had it medically address LBM wasn't too happy had to do it twice since they came back.

I also licked a ass once and I got sick had MONO, So tongue I'm not into Brownies any longer. LOL.

[QUOTE=LittleBigMan;2920771]Damn Warts on the tongue! Never heard of that one! Young young! Whenever I went skiing in the Sierra, at night I drive to Nevada, the famous Mustang ranch, next door Cotton tail, then it was cheap girl told me LBM had warts. It shock me cause I never went uncovered she gave me a lesson in warts how they can be obtain then cover me up and proceeded to rock my Asian world. Went back home had it medically address LBM wasn't too happy had to do it twice since they came back.

I also licked a ass once and I got sick had MONO, So tongue I'm not into Brownies any longer. LOL.[/QUOTE]So why didn't you get the Gardasil-9 vaccine beforehand which would have prevented that issue from occurring?

One lady I know would come to my condo every day if I asked, kind of a problem. Unless one of her regulars is in town, she just sits in her room all day, playing Facebook and "talking" to customers.

A friend of hers came over yesterday, got drunk, and then kind of violated me. My balls hurt for hours afterwards.

I didn't finish with the afternoon lady, so had a second lady for the night, and she made me cum.

2000 for each.

It's Low Season, so almost every lady is looking for customers. And Bolt taxi comes with a minute or two. Life is good.

[QUOTE=Paolo99;2920578]There is already one, called the safe sex thread, but members are not using it for quite some time.[/QUOTE]Mods or admin should do a cleaning here and move the whole bunch of related comments in there. This the pattaya forum, not the safe sex and sex diseases one.

Each one his own and we are all mature enough, there is no need for some to lecture on their experiences.

[QUOTE=Explorer8939;2920986]......A friend of hers came over yesterday, got drunk, and then kind of violated me.......[/QUOTE]Its not violation if you had a wide grin on your face the entire time.

You guys are just too much. So, went into Mods bar few nights ago. Got a blow job right in the back of the bar. It was free. Of course my drinks were not free. Some real lookers in there now. After that, I went over to get myself a 10 PM ST at Club Fate. There is one hottie there that never goes in the photos and videos for obvious reasons. Club Fate has a really nice ST room and the bar is very laid back in to drink and fuck around with the ladies. Damage was 1500 Baht for the girl plus a 2000 baht tip for extra service. I won't say what that extra service was as I don't want to hear anymore about it in this thread. Lol

[QUOTE=Gabacho;2920899]So why didn't you get the Gardasil-9 vaccine beforehand which would have prevented that issue from occurring?[/QUOTE]Vaccine you speak of is for what, warts or Mono.

[QUOTE=LittleBigMan;2921322]Vaccine you speak of is for what, warts or Mono.[/QUOTE]Vaccine is for HPV which is the cause of the warts. If you have taken the vaccine you cannot get genital warts from any of the HPV serotypes covered by the vaccine which is pretty much all of them that cause warts and or cancer.

I don't know about mono or if there is a vaccine for it.

Gabacho.

[QUOTE=Gabacho;2921336]Vaccine is for HPV which is the cause of the warts. If you have taken the vaccine you cannot get genital warts from any of the HPV serotypes covered by the vaccine which is pretty much all of them that cause warts and or cancer.

I don't know about mono or if there is a vaccine for it.

Gabacho.[/QUOTE]The last I heard, Gardasil-9 was reserved for young ladies.

[QUOTE=Gabacho;2921336]Vaccine is for HPV which is the cause of the warts. If you have taken the vaccine you cannot get genital warts from any of the HPV serotypes covered by the vaccine which is pretty much all of them that cause warts and or cancer.


I don't know about mono or if there is a vaccine for it.

Gabacho.[/QUOTE]That was 50 years ago, was it available!

Saturday night Streamer s Zondo 41 and Murda apparently got into a Bruhaha in Pattaya. Might have been Soi 6. Not sure.

Murda claims he took on Security and won. Has Security been told to stand down after the head kicking field goal incident a few weeks ago.

This Murda does seem to get FREE girls and has quite an ego.

[QUOTE=LittleBigMan;2921456]That was 50 years ago, was it available![/QUOTE]50 years ago nothing was fucking available LOL. I think it came out in 2009 or something.