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Great reports (Berlin included) Erase! Polish girls and Argentinian tenderloin have never disappointed me. Maya's got certain limitations in the servicedepartment, but is a very nice and beautiful girl. She gave me outstanding eyecontact, and the illusion of going to kiss my mouth, then she started kissing my neck. She compensates and that's a gameplan I approve. I guess you did notice Anjas bodylanguage before the session. It's worth the 60 Euros in itself. LOL! .
[QUOTE=Erase;1341472]This is a section I cut from a longer post in the Berlin thread. Though it would be more appropriate to post the Artemis reporting here.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the detailed report with useful info and good detail of your sessions. The "you can only fuck one girl of a duo in a half hour session" sounds pretty lame to me. I can see them insisting that you change condoms (which would put me off) but you paid the set amount, you should be able to sample the wares.
As for the money-good you got it back. I am not sure it would have been a lost cause even if someone had used the locker, at least if the next monger was a German national. My experience of Germans is that they are probably the most honest people on earth when it comes to these things. I have had a wallet dropped on a main street returned to me with every cent intact and accounted for. They even have a custom where-by the finder of lost money is entitled (officially of course) to a 10% reward if he / she asks for it.
AM
[QUOTE=Angus Magee; 1341756]Thanks for the detailed report with useful info and good detail of your sessions. The "you can only fuck one girl of a duo in a half hour session" sounds pretty lame to me. I can see them insisting that you change condoms (which would put me off) but you paid the set amount, you should be able to sample the wares.
As for the money-good you got it back. I am not sure it would have been a lost cause even if someone had used the locker, at least if the next monger was a German national. My experience of Germans is that they are probably the most honest people on earth when it comes to these things. I have had a wallet dropped on a main street returned to me with every cent intact and accounted for. They even have a custom where-by the finder of lost money is entitled (officially of course) to a 10% reward if he / she asks for it.
AM[/QUOTE]It happened to me a few days ago when I checked in and was assigned a locker. When I opened the small one by the reception area to store my wallet and watch it was full of the previous punters valuables. I closed the locker and brought it to the attention of the young lady at the reception area and she gave a long sigh and said " oh he forgot to take his things" It seems this is a common occurrence. As I was storing my clothing in my newly assigned locker I noticed one of the staff checking the larger locker that was previously assigned to me to make sure it was empty. I concur with Angus, the staff at Artemis are honest, the girls there are another story.
I am a run of the mill punter so I do not have much to contribute, however, having said that I do feel the quality of young ladies at Royal has done down a bit since my past experiences from 2010 and 2011. Then again it could be a timing thing and I may be hitting Royal at the wrong times.
[QUOTE=Angus Magee;1341756]Thanks for the detailed report with useful info and good detail of your sessions.[/quote]My pleasure to give something back to the forum.
[quote]The "you can only fuck one girl of a duo in a half hour session" sounds pretty lame to me. I can see them insisting that you change condoms (which would put me off) but you paid the set amount, you should be able to sample the wares.[/quote]Agreed this is quite lame. I have to confess it was pretty satisfying that, in the heat of the moment, her friend wanted to get some and so the "one girl of duo in half hour session" nonsense went out the window (after some plaintive Polish to the effect of "I want to have a go").
[quote]As for the money-good you got it back. I am not sure it would have been a lost cause even if someone had used the locker, at least if the next monger was a German national. My experience of Germans is that they are probably the most honest people on earth when it comes to these things.[/quote]Agreed. In a weird sort of way it added another positive dimension to it all. Here I am, doing something that would be totally illegal where I live, and yet all involved demonstrate this kind of upstanding citizenship.
All the best,
E
[QUOTE=Zimmerbaby;1341675]Great reports (Berlin included) Erase! Polish girls and Argentinian tenderloin have never disappointed me. Maya's got certain limitations in the servicedepartment, but is a very nice and beautiful girl.[/QUOTE]Yeah I quite liked Maja. It's kind of like, in spite of herself (or her efforts to be as mercenary as possible) , she gave a really enjoyable session.
Anja was also a blast. I learned a lot of highly amusing new Polish words for "penis" (Kalashnikov, Anakonda, etc.)
It looks like I'm done with Berlin. I'm hoping my next reviews will be from Katowice!
Cheers,
E
For some reason, or to protect the mattresses, the ladies are required to leave their shoes out of the rooms. For those of us that have heel fetish, its very anti-climatic.
[QUOTE=Boofer;1341998]For some reason, or to protect the mattresses, the ladies are required to leave their shoes out of the rooms. For those of us that have heel fetish, its very anti-climatic.[/QUOTE]Huh? I have never heard of this. Unless it is a new rule within the past two weeks I was in the room with Fatima and she had her shoes on until I took them of while on the bed. I have even had girls try to have sex while keeping their boots on, which I hate.
AM
[QUOTE=Boofer;1341998]For some reason, or to protect the mattresses, the ladies are required to leave their shoes out of the rooms. For those of us that have heel fetish, its very anti-climatic.[/QUOTE]They are not requiried to leave their shoes outside. Some girls do, most of them don't. It's a decision of every single girl by itself.
[QUOTE=Boofer;1341998]For some reason, or to protect the mattresses, the ladies are required to leave their shoes out of the rooms. For those of us that have heel fetish, its very anti-climatic.[/QUOTE]A few weeks ago, a girl got Hausverbot (banned from club) for using one of the tents in the bar area with her high heel shoes on and damaging the bed. Since then the girls are more careful about it, but as Pharisaer said it is not mandatory. I've been with a girl in a room without leaving shoes by the door.
Soon it's time for me to enter Artemis, this forum has been very helpful this far. Here is my last set of questions, would really appreciate answers. .
Do I need to bring extra clothes (work out clothes or swimming pants) in order to be allowed to use the gym or swimming pool?
Can I buy cigarettes inside Artemis?
Do the girls have change with them in case I cannot pay with exact money?
What is the politest way to say "no thank you" to a girl that you don't like?
Finishing a trip to Berlin and I noticed a couple of strange things.
First, on Friday night after I finished a meal featuring some meat in a brown gravy, I see three people standing over two pans of the aforementioned meat trying to decide if they are okay to serve! It was a bit under salted for my taste (an Artemis first) , but what's going on? Did they find a strange object in the pans? Should I be concerned for my health?
The other thing was on Saturday at exactly 3pm ALL of the girls went into the restaurant. For half an hour the lounge was men only. Someone made the comment that Artemis turned into a gay club. At exactly 3:30 all of the girls came out. I half-heartedly tried to find out what was going on in there, but the two girls I talked to moved the conversation elsewhere. I didn't try too hard, but find the whole thing strange. Was this just a boring staff meeting? Did several people get canned? Are the girls trying to unionize? Or perhaps there was a health warning about the meat from last night?
I think some of the rooms in Artemis need some repair I saw that some beds have quite damage during my last visits in this summer.
It was the last day of Venus Messe
A short report from me.
I took the S-bahn to Westkreuz after a short "walk of shame" I entered Artemis.
You know the drill, paid, showered and heading for the bar.
I met some young Polish guys and Italian guys who had visited the Venus and I was their first time at Artemis.
I was sitting with a friend then 2 nice blond German girls Nadja and? Offered me a 3some with lesboshow or my friend can joint for a 4some, I declined. My friend took one of the 2 girls upstairs.
I chatted with many girls and I decided to go with Jara and Tamara, both girls were sweet and nice and provided good service.
I was at ERW before Artemis so I was tired. But I managed 2 nice sessions, the club was not crowded at all unlike Saturday and Friday, so I made a good decision by visiting Artemis on a Sunday, still many nice girls to choose from.
I inspected the new area,
I've borrowed a picture from you AM, I hope you don't mind and I added descriptions of the new facilities to the picture.
All in all a nice revisit with Artemis and the girls. I'm looking forward to spend Spring / Summer time at Artemis when the new pool area open with naked girls around the pool.
Nille
Hi,
After reading this forum and particulary Artemis thread for about half a year, it was about time I booked a flight to Berlin (from Scandinavia) this November. I have some previous mongering experience from Amsterdam only.
Thanks to Angus I should have no trouble finding Artemis and Kamilla Dee which I intend to hit with great excitment. I have never been in an FKK, so I will most likely be announcing in the travel section of my dates, hoping someone might hook up and either share excitment (if newbie as well) or help fend off sharks. (if pro).
I intend to give back to this thread by writing a newbie report after my visit.
I don't intend to overstress myself with remembering names and countries of origin from this board, as I surely won't be able to recognize them on site.
I am thinking for the report, I will ask them name and country of origin then hope for the best in a session.
One thing though. Unless I find someone to go with me, how does one make the time pass in-between sessions when you fly solo? I noticed, bringing a book would be a good idea and perhaps going down a floor to the wellness area to retire. But otherwise I sort of feel it might look somewhat stupid sitting in a bar or a couch alone with a drink (that I need max 15 mins to drink). And I believe it might attract sharks as well.
I would think that this is most likely an issue in the early hours, before club fills up for the evening.
Artemis, a few weeks ago. Too busy in the meantime, but wanted to share and discuss a few things, esp. Since there was a bit of interesting discussion going on about the place here recently.
Anyway, Sunday in Berlin, been travelling around the world with little time for myself in the days and weeks before but finally got a bit of a break and, while still not in the best of shapes, felt the need to catch up on a few things. Original plan was Royal and maybe Liberty later (BTW and FYI I can not really agree on what was mentioned in the Berlin thread, that Sunday is such slow day in Berlin apartments, last time I was there, in the summer, late afternoon, at Royal there were about 10 girls, several of them smoking, and more at Liberty, again, not just quantity). But it was getting too late, I was finally ready at about 7 so there were few options left. So I decided to give the place where I had not been in about two years for several reasons another shot.
Just thrown in here, what you said here recently, place taken over by the silicone valley, way too many brute force attacks, service / attitude problems. All true, but I have actually never perceived the place any differently. That's exactly how it always was (IMHO) , you always had to select very carefully, more so than at other places. I've never been there at a high frequency, but I can not really see any differences. Maybe it was better at some times, if so, I believe I missed that. But I think it has got to do bit a generally with the management (or the lack thereof). I mean it's not hard to educate the girls a bit, in case they are not aware, that the 'hey Schatzi, want to fuck' type of approach is not attractive to many men, and neither proposing a lot of threesomes or other extras when the guy is not even sure whether to go with a girl at all. It works at other places. Probably, also has to with girl selection (again or the lack thereof). I often got the feeling, that if you can show big tits (natural or not) and a half-decent embedding of these, you're in at Artemis. But then again, what do I know, maybe this is the way it's supposed to work there, and maybe attracts some tourist types that Artemis seems to have a lot. Maybe they should just check out their girls a bit more about basic social skills. But, of course, I can imagine, it's not easy to fill such a big place with enough pretty girls, if you don't have reliable supply routes from Romania or other messed up countries, like many other FKKs could possibly have, to put it mildly.
There are also other things I don't like about the place, the pricing, still a joke why this FKK should be more expensive than others of a similar scale and approach, still don't see any reason for it. I still don't like the wellness area, if you want to call it like that. All the things are there, but it has no style whatsoever, but the charm of a Plattenbau. And so forth.
But anyway, I was back, took an extended tour of the facilities, Ok, little has changed, but maybe I had stored it in memory a bit worse than it is. What helped is that it was Sunday and not quite busy. I'm very bad at estimating this, but I guess there were at least 40 girls, probably more, and significantly less mongers.
Yeah, as usual, initially had to fend off a lot of girls who thought I was an easy target, and, as usual, for Artemis at least, not all of them took the rejection well. Some cursing, one girl said, at a volume so that half of the main bar could hear it, that I had just missed out on the 'sex of my life'. Ok, I don't think it will cause me sleepless nights. One girl came with such a brute force that I couldn't help but laughing, and took this not for what it was.
But after a while things calmed down a bit and I was seriously looking for a session. Good thing when you've been away for long, I didn't really recognize anybody. A few girls looked familiar, probably from other FKKs, but not too many. But I could not recall anyone I ever sessioned with. But nevertheless had some trouble finding a girl initially since my spoilt mind didn't really spot too many of elevated interest. So I was relaxing for a long time in the main bar.
Somehow I got into a discussion at the main bar with German (Hamburg) Elena mainly about other FKKs. I didn't fancy her all that much either but she was nice, decent and a reasonable conversation so that, while I knew exactly where this was going, didn't mind when she smoothly adjusted the subject and her handles more and more towards the boy-girl issue after a while. Description: moderately long brown hair, size 36-38, natural large be cup, mid to end 20s. To the room we went. She gave me a PSE, BBBJ and cowgirl variants, not that I asked for it, but that was her style, apparently, and I let her. Kissing she avoided, but rather dirty words. She did it reasonably well, and, since I was loaded, I didn't last too long. But overall, while not much room to complain about the mechanics, just a little bit too professional for my taste. You could easily spot that she is a pro with years of experience. Some talking / massage after, she didn't try to cut the time short. Ok round (she offered the usual extras, but I took just std 30mins without as I almost always do with new girls in FKKs if they are not outstanding) , but nothing special, repeat unlikely. She also asked for a tip after, LOL.
Used the wellness extensively after, overheard some strange conversation between mongers in the sauna. More mongers should read forums occasionally to educate themselves a bit. Most other mongers that evening seemed to be either elderly locals (probably pensioner day) or from other continents. Met a regular from NRW, but he was a bit full of himself.
Then came the interesting part of the night. I was looking for another short-term companion and cancelled a few options due to questionable approach or her being too busy talking to her friend (s). I got more and more intrigued by a girl who was standing or walking around alone, but mostly was standing near the exit of the main bar. I already noticed her earlier, but the more I was looking at her the more I realized how beautiful she was. Perfect size 36 body, pronounced curves but not too much on any part of the body. Beautiful tanned face and hair, reddish-brunette, moderately long. The hair colours were just as fake as the boobs, but both were extremely well made, she probably spent a lot of money on that. Perfect, almost naturally looking Cs that fitted extremely well with the rest of the body. She also wore beautiful lingerie around her waist and legs.
Name is Ruby from 'Transsilvania'. She's very old (her words) , meaning 23. But it was not that easy to find out, since she differed distinctively from the whole attack crew there in that she didn't approach any men, not at that time at least. She later told me that it was not her style, she waited for men to come to her. Funny at Artemis, but apparently works well enough for her. I also didn't see her talking to any other girl. Not realizing what was needed at first and because FKK makes you lazy I first tried the eye contact thing extensively with no effect, not even when she walked right besides me and I gave her my best possible smile. And disappeared right after. But that just made me even more curious. So you had to do it the old-fashioned way, I chased her for a bit, finally got to talk to her, and knew within 10 seconds that she would be a real blast. And I was right, of course. Some women simply have such an attractive 'female' way. Voice and words, gestures, body language, hard to describe. We chatted for a few minutes (her English is acceptable, not great, German a bit worse) , and, sure enough, went to the room. We spent one hour (no extras). She did almost all you could possibly ask for, and, again, in an extremely attractive way. Only thing was that, while she kisses with tongue, it was not really deep or long, but she did it in such way, where she would kiss you like that first, and then spread out all over your face that it was no downturn at all. Also she moaned a lot, well basically all the time, when she could, but not in a loud, distracting way. BBBJ, DATY, multiple positions, bla bla. She told me it's her philosophy to give a man the maximum possible pleasure, if he's nice, and surely she did. If I recall correctly, might be wrong, she didn't ask for any extras, so don't know about that. She also didn't ask for the hour, I proposed that to her after a while.
I could have spent a lot more time with her. But I had already fallen in love a little bit at that point and needed to exercise some restraint. Some more conversation in the end. If you're interested, and from Italy, you need to be a bit cautious, she doesn't have the very best impression of that monger nationality, to put it mildly. I tried to put a few things into perspective, but with little effect.
After that I went around for a bit, considering another session, but I knew it would be quite hard to find an adequate follow-up session to the previous experience at this place. Also, I was still suffering from jetlag and multiple other causes of exhaustion, so after a while decided to call it a day and left before midnight. Might have to do a lot with the latter girl but, overall, yes the place still has its very visible deficiencies, but maybe I was a bit too hard on it. Unless things change significantly, I will never be a regular there, but will probably not take two years until my next visit. If I was in other areas of the country more frequently I would still give it a total miss, but in Berlin it is an option, although probably not the premium one. It was way more relaxing than I had in memory. It was also much better than I remembered at the main bar, because spaces were plenty and the music was good. I didn't try the food.