Pattaya Reports

[QUOTE=BananaBoi;2926691]Health Land is the most popular one but I'm guessing this is one of the places that is too expensive. I tried a couples massage once with a gogo girl beside me. Won't return. For a more reasonable price there's Paanan massage beside LK Residence on Soi Diana.


Can you name the other bar(s) where you got 1000 baht girls?[/QUOTE]Chili Bar, candy bar, secret garden, a few from lady in love, repent, your friend my bar. When I was here a few months ago I also someone from liquid, Ruby, and that club on the left of candy bar.

Pattaya Night Out: A Walking Street Adventure.

Last Saturday, I decided to venture down Walking Street.

9:00 PM The Adventure Begins.

I arrived at Walking Street around 9 PM, greeted by the neon lights and a symphony of music from various bars. My first stop was Windmill, a popular go-go bar with a raunchy atmosphere. As I settled in, a stunning lady named Nina approached me. She had an infectious smile and an easygoing personality, while at the same time, rubbing her titis and ass in my face LOL.

Nina and I hit it off, and I decided to buy her a lady drink. Each drink cost around 200 THB, and over the next hour, I bought her four drinks, totaling 800 THB. Nina was great company, and we messed around a lot with each other. At one point she had my dick out stroking it up and down.

As I observed the surroundings, I noticed a group of foreigners who seemed to be pinching pennies. They nursed their beers for hours and avoided buying lady drinks, clearly not making the most of their night out.

11:00 PM A Change of Scenery.

After 2 hours, I decided to explore more of Walking Street. I moved on to Seduction, where I met Mai, a charming and energetic dancer. Mai's enthusiasm was contagious, and soon I was buying her lady drinks as well. Over the course of the next hour, I bought Mai three drinks, each costing about 200 THB as well, totaling 600 THB. She had the nicest set of bolt ONS I have ever seen and let me fondle them as much as I wanted.

This bar also had its share of frugal foreigners, sitting in the corners and seemingly reluctant to spend any money. Their lack of interaction with the girls was palpable. Then there were the Korean and Japanese customers who were partying and laughing with the ladies, the drinks were flowing.

12:00 AM Dancing and More Drinks.

Feeling the vibe of Walking Street, I decided to visit XS. Here, I met Lila, a mesmerizing dancer with a captivating presence. Lila and I danced and laughed, and I bought her five lady drinks, each costing around 200 THB, amounting to 1000 THB. Her little spinner body was really too much for me to handle.

However, Yet again, I noticed a few tourists trying to enjoy the night on a shoestring budget. They chatted amongst themselves and ignored the dancers, which seemed to defeat the purpose of visiting XS. One of the security guards had to ask them to leave as they were not buying any drinks and other customers were waiting for a place to sit.

1:00 AM Decision Time.

By this time, I had met some wonderful ladies and enjoyed numerous drinks. However, it was getting late, and I wanted to spend more time with one of the ladies. After some contemplation, I decided to bar fine Lila. Her bar fine was 2,000 THB.

1:30 AM Negotiations and Agreement.

Lila and I discussed her fee for the night. We agreed on 8000 THB for LT with multiple pops of BBFS. We agreed to top off the night partying at republic. I bought us a bottle of Jack Daniels and coke and soda mixers. She danced so sexy for me twerking her ass up and down. I was in heaven and couldn't wait to get inside that pussy.

Now for the bedroom fun. As we got back to my place, she laid back on my sofa and gave me that come hither look I love so much. She was drunk and started rubbing her pussy through her black sexy thongs. I couldn't resist anymore and dove right in tongue first. I licked that pussy while she was moaning in pleasure. She started running her fingers through my hair and then switched to clutching my hands tightly as I played with her breasts while eating her out. I could't take it anymore and moved my way upwards to start in mish. She was amazing as she writhed around on my sofa. Then I flipped her over and pounded her in doggy. She kept saying she loves it. Then she said something that when a girl says this, I just can't hold on any longer. She said "cum inside me".

Who am I to disappoint this little lass? I blew my load deep inside while clinging to her hips. What a load.

Then we ended up in the shower where she cleaned me off with her mouth, scrubbed me from head to toe, before crashing out.

The next morning however was not so satisfying. It seems this girl loses her sexual charm when she is sober. Standard mish BBFSCIP pussy and send off by 1 PM.

Summary of the damage.

Nina's lady drinks: 800 THB.

Mai's lady drinks 600 THB.

Lila's lady drinks 1000 THB.

Bar fine for Lila 2000 THB.

Lila's fee 8,000 THB.

I would not repeat as XS has many more options to try. in the night 10/10. In the morning 6/10.

Total damage minus republic and my personal drinks: 12,400 THB.

[QUOTE=EverythingThai;2926725]After 2 hours, I decided to explore more of Walking Street. I moved on to Seduction,[/QUOTE]Where is "Seduction" on Walking Street? Is this a gogo bar? Did you mean Sensations?

[QUOTE=BananaBoi;2926760]Where is "Seduction" on Walking Street? Is this a gogo bar? Did you mean Sensations?[/QUOTE]You are correct. I always confuse the two names. Sensations on walking street and Seduction on Soi 6.

[QUOTE=MrEnternational;2924106]I have never had a Trojan Magnum Bareskin break. Plan b shit is 60 baht.[/QUOTE]It was one of those new ones Trojan Raw bareskin apparently 40% thinner yea I just gave her extra as a tip and plan be and maybe you had better luck with those but twice I used them there broke bottom times unfortunately.

I just got back few days ago been under the weather unfortunately but Phuket has a lot more choices on walking street but the mamasan really do not let you chill they always bother you for lady drinks for them is the thing I noticed in my opinion which I didn't have to deal with on Soi 6 or maybe I just lucky on Soi 6 whatever bar I went into on bangla road I'the get haggled by the mamasan for a drink before I even took a sip of my beer which was a turn off because soon as you get her a drink 5 other girls approach like your ATM and started hounding for drinks and I didn't really want to be rude to mamasan as all girls look up to her I even used "the maybe later line I'm just tryna talk to to this girl rn" she came back 5 minutes later and asked for a drink and said she said its later now. OMG fuck okay get a drink and leave me alone LOL (is what my thoughts were) soon as I bought her a drink a guy bartender comes up and starts asking for a drink too and 5 other chicks ( I jolly pointed around and said you want a drink you want a drink and laughed they got the hint ) I was out of there pretty fast after that. They even said you get a free tequila when buying a beer I declined the tequila but they kept pushing it on me (prob want me to get drunk and spend money at the bar) the girl I was sitting with I asked her is there a lot of lady boys on bangla road bars? She said yes I am one. Holy. That's my queue to dip out. Went to a different bar I was at the night before the mamasan there was very chill she even said if I buy any girls drinks I can just pay the normal drink prices ( 80 bhatt for me or a lady drink same price ) okay dope got everyone few rounds as it was like 3 cad dollar a beer on bangla road can beat it I think 13 beers and 500 bar fine came out to 60 $ for 3 hours of drinking now I didn't mind that as I was forced I did it out my willingness because they treated me right and took care of me and whenever I need change for the bathroom they would just give me there 10 bhatt coins too. When of the thinks I noticed is is she asked what I paid in Payatta I told her and she said Phuket is more expensive I said I know but thats what I paid. Fast forward to 3 hours later there was two bar girls next to me both liked me but only wanted one and she knew what one I liked but shed tease them okay you both play this game winner gets him ahaha lol all fun and laughs good times that why I didnt care to much about the 3$ beers for everyone and the end of the night me and the girl I liked started talking more about leaving as it was time to close I said Id pay 1500 bhatt she laughed at that but the mamasan stepped in and said no not you laugh at that price ur going for it she listened quickly and that was the end of that payed the bill and bar fine on credit card and off we went.. we ended up enjoying our night out drinking more at different clubs no action but I wasnt really in the mood to much either I just wanted a night out dancing and drinking so thats what I got she was pretty drunk let her sleep it off at my place for an hour and sent her on her way around 7am you could say I wasted the bar fine etc but I was happy which seems pretty weird I know but it was one of those days were I just wanted to party and hang with people as I didnt know anyone in Phuket ( secretly of course I wanted action thats why I took her out but she got little to drunk by 6am oh well I still had fun and she was way to drunk to do anything and I was little bummed out but the night out was worth it ( 20$ bar fine only paid 500 bhatt) she was a cutie oh well could have went back the next night but I was to hungover and not in the mood to go back out as I had a flight early next morning and got sick earlier that day

I have no problem buying lady drinks for mamas but damn let me atleast enjoy a beer first or a sip ahahaha.

I'm sure this is pretty common getting haggled what you guys say for them to stop asking especially when it's your first time in the bar and just want to relax for a beer.
I know this Payatta forms only reason posted here is because I liked Payatta more overall everything was cheaper easier to get around found nice people all around and feels like a lot more to explore in the city and bar wise next time think I’ll skip out on Phuket and stay in Payatta I missed it everyday when I was in Phuket Payatta a different animal

Before everyone gets pissed at me and says oh she hit the new guy scam on you she went to bed prob in the 6 hours we had 8 beers and few shots of tequila that will do it for pretty much for lots of people I can handle my liquor little better as I was on drinking bender last few months so I was just started to getting around 7/8 buzz range but she was gone she even was going up to the dancers on stage trying to give them money which I thought was funny as fuck but I called a bolt when we left late into the night she was passing out in the car and I stopped at 7/11 to get something's and as soon as we got out the bolt she started puking huge turn off that's when I decided no not going for it anymore I offered to call her a bolt home she really begged to let her sleep it off for an hour or so. I was tried but I knew she wasn't in the right condition to go home or get into a random dudes car like this so I said sure she slept on the couch I had few smokes on the balcony watching a YouTube video woke her up about maybe an hour later told her I'll call her a grab she was happy we walked outside and she hoppped on a random bike and off she rode. After the puking can't really blame me for not wanting it anymore ahaha my fault I shouldn't have got her that drunk she said she could handle her liquor and her being a bar girl I believed but I guess my tolerance is little to high.

[QUOTE=ThatGuy101;2924058]...... but condom broke and she got creampied fuck them trojan bareskin I heard lots of reviews of them breaking but other saying it felt great so I gave her 1650 to get some plan b shit that's my report.[/QUOTE]I've had Trojan Magnum Bareskin break a couple times under intense piston like action.

[QUOTE=Turgid;2926838]I've had Trojan Magnum Bareskin break a couple times under intense piston like action.[/QUOTE]Trojan supra break alot. The polyurethane ones. The polyisoproplyne or whatever they are break much less often. In Colombia they are the gold wrapper durex in us they are called skyn. Not sure if they are available in Thailand.

[QUOTE=Gabacho;2926947]Trojan supra break alot. The polyurethane ones. The polyisoproplyne or whatever they are break much less often. In Colombia they are the gold wrapper durex in us they are called skyn. Not sure if they are available in Thailand.[/QUOTE]Do Trojan have a polyurethane condom? Are you sure you are not confusing with Sagami? Yes, Sagami's polyurethanes have broken often of late. I don't know what happened. They used to be unbreakable. I think polyurethane is susceptible to a girl having a stubble around her pussy.

[QUOTE=XXL;2926989]Do Trojan have a polyurethane condom? Are you sure you are not confusing with Sagami? Yes, Sagami's polyurethanes have broken often of late. I don't know what happened. They used to be unbreakable. I think polyurethane is susceptible to a girl having a stubble around her pussy.[/QUOTE]I'm pretty sure they do. It's called Trojan Supra.

I just had the second best sexual experience since I arrived here in the Kingdom of Thailand.

In order of activity: DFK, BBBJ, doggie, Missionary, doggy, Prone Bone, Cowgirl (froggy style), reverse Cowgirl, Missionary, BBBJCIM for an orgasmic finsh that had me convulsing and screaming like a *****. It was a ending worthy of fireworks! My July 4th celebration came early.

[B]I have absolute zero complaints about visiting Thailand[/B]

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[QUOTE=SubCmdr;2927057]I just had the second best sexual experience since I arrived here in the Kingdom of Thailand.

In order of activity: DFK, BBBJ, doggie, Missionary, doggy, Prone Bone, Cowgirl (froggy style), reverse Cowgirl, Missionary, BBBJCIM for an orgasmic finsh that had me convulsing and screaming like a *****. It was a ending worthy of fireworks! My July 4th celebration came early.

[B]I have absolute zero complaints about visiting Thailand[/B][/QUOTE]You're a regular Rico Strong.

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