Melbourne Leader Yarra Edition April 4 2011
2 matters.
Page 5 has an article about Yarra Council action on illegal brothels. There are 12 illegal brothels that council is investigating. Also council would consider a report on illegal brothels later this month. Will keep you posted. There have also been a few articles along similar lines in the Age over the last few weeks.
Page 28 under Personal Services: Large Lady 75 years Melb March31. April 9. If any punters have tried her let us all have the benefit of your experience. I will not be putting my hand up for this one.
Thanks for reply to Part 1. Has any one tried part 2 I. E 75 year old lady?
[QUOTE=Bell 37; 1141838]A great wish but one I suspect will not be favoured by Government for two reasons:
* Objections (self interest) from the licenced brothel industry; and.
* The fine line between R&T and penetrative sex whether oral or vaginal.
Victoria is the only state that has laws that prevent WL's from advertising unless they are registered (have a PCA number) and precludes advertisers showing more than faces.
I have previously commented that the Locanto website seems to ignore this. The Nude Pianno Teacher similarly has full body photos on her website.
For those who are not aware there is an incredible website Adultwork. Com. It is mostly UK relevant with 14, 000 WL's advertising on it but covers the world including OZ being subdivided into states with Victoria having six entries. Only one of these WL's quotes a PCA number and perhaps being a non Australian website they do not need to comply with Victorian law wich makes it illegal for an advertised to advertise sexual services without quoting a PCA number.
The six Melbourne adverts do not set the world on fire being not all that much different to the expensive adverts on Cracker. The interesting one is the OZ WL who has come home from the UK (England) for a working holiday. If you click on the number in brackets beside her name you will bring up her UK history which shows the comments that punters have chosen to make on their punting experiences. If you look at these comments one by one you can go back and look at the punters who have made the comments and by going back a step further and looking at the WL's comments on the punters. 'Great guy, please visit again soon', to 'time waster', 'smelly creep' etc. There is also the option for the punter providing a detailed report on a visit.
The UK Adultwork website has sone 14, 000 advertisers. Endless choice!
The Adultwork. Com website provides quite extensive search facilities – far too much to describe here. There is a detailed document on how to use these facilities produced by ISG member Christopherd in the general section of the UK forum back in October 2010.
The point of this post is to suggest that it would be to the benefit of us mongers if more OZ WL's were to advertise on this forum. If you look at the UK Adultwork website you will see that 90% of the advertisers have no comments from punters while the other 10% have tens, hundreds and a few even 1000+ responses. This forum gives the WL's independence from brothel operators and no doubt would enable Asian WL's with moderate English language skills to operate independently of AMP's if the present crackdown results in them getting closed down.
I have had private WL's that work from home or a motel who don't want to register to get a PCA number for privacy reasons. One said that he daughter was going out with a cop and she was concerned that he might in an idle moment do a police check on his potential mother in law. If you look at the Cracker website it is apparent that the Victorian advertised prices are often twice those in other states and I suspect that this restriction on advertising is a major reason for this. [/QUOTE]I don't normally ask others to my field work for me, but I thought I might take a pass on this one. Has anybody had a punt with her?
Cristal at Collingwood Confidential, Rupert Street, Collingwood
Thank you to all who have recommended Cristal at Collingwood Confidential. Based on your reports, I saw Cristal for 30 minutes last week and can say without any hesitation that this was one of the most extreme, mind blowing sexual experiences I have ever encountered.
Cristal provides the complete porn star experience and punters will get:
1. To be on the receiving end of domination. Even strong willed men will turn into compliant jelly when they meet Cristal.
2. Fisting – she will get you to insert your whole hand, up to the wrist inside her pussy, while having two fingers up her ass.
3. Cowgirl riding with squirting during orgasm, and then getting you to lick the juice off her fingers.
4. Deep throat BBBJ gagging with full CIM and swallow.
5. Unlimited DFK, DATY (with fingering) and AR.
The session starts with her bending over on the bed, pulling her pants down and ordering you to lick her asshole. She then calls you a dirty, filthy boy!
She asked if I wanted anal, but I said the above was more than enough for me. If you bring a bottle of beer with you, you can pour it in her pussy through a nozzle and she will squirt it over your head!
Cristal is quite short, with platinum blonde hair, fake D cups (which felt like concrete) and a nice waxed pussy. She's got beautiful blue eyes. Not a bad looking sex machine and I'd reckon she's in her early 30's. She is from Manchester and happily married with one child.
Would I return? Probably not. Despite the excellent (if outrageous) service, I found sex with her to be too frenzied. YMMV. You are not going to the get a GFE, passion, cuddling or intimacy with Cristal. She is fully tanked on 'Mother' energy drink and seems to have unlimited energy.
We finished the session in 15 minutes (I was completely drained) and she used the remaining time to show me her various websites on her computer. She has a clothing business and operates an escort service on certain days. She also runs a punter / hooker networking drinks session each month and invited me to it. For a man who enjoys the anonymity of mongering, I think I will decline. Can you think of anything worse than running into someone you know?? She is first and foremost a shrewd business woman.
You must book ahead to see her. Her diary at Collingwood Confidential on Mon / Wed / Fri is solidly booked and she sees about 15 punters a day. On Tue / Thu she operates her private escort business and charges around $400 per hour. You are getting a bargain if you see her at the brothel. I would estimate her annual earnings to be around $350K (tax free?) , which is not much considering how hard the work is. Could you see 3, 000 customers a year?
I would recommend you all to go. It's certainly an experience you must try. Put it on your bucket list and go with an open mind. You will then benchmark all other encounters with Cristal.
ED
P.S. If you do go, see her early in the day while she is fresh. I'm not sure she fully bathes between customers (she might just wipe down her bits). I saw her early afternoon, and her B.O. was not so pleasant!! However, her pussy and ass were squeaky clean.